I will snatch every mother fucker birthday

>I will snatch every mother fucker birthday.
What did he mean by this?

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He's a fat pathetic, compulsive lying, rapist, authoritarian shit toad.

I could give 2 shits about Segal, but the fucker above me sounds like a faggot

Under Siege is still amazing though.

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he based

I couldn’t give two shits about Segal, but the second poster in this thread (and the guy he replied to) both sound like insufferable faggots

Sounds based to me

cool centrist above me

I don't really care about this guy but holy shit does the second poster, the guy who replied to him and the sixth poster in this thread sound like faggots

Under Siege is great because they knew what they were doing and skillfully edited around seagull as much as possible. He not not in the movie very much and there's a lot of charasmatic secondary characters not to mention great villains.

the op doesn’t count as a post you retard

Do you care about the negative effects of illegal immigration on black people? Yes or no.

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Do people believe this? Its funny as fuck

>Under Siege is great because they knew what they were doing and skillfully edited around seagull as much as possible.

It was back when Seagal performed much of his own moves and stunts. Once he got fat and old he hardly bothers even doing that.

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Lookin' like Sam Hyde in a cheap China man costume.

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

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LMAO
They even attack all at once. Based Seagal countering action stereotypes.

why do they always run at him instead of walking up some steps away from him

It's widely known he operates on another plain of existence when one enters into a match of martial arts. Physics and indeed gravity do not apply.

>why do they always run at him

That's martial arts film making 101.

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Why is everything jap related a meme?

I don’t really give a single stinking shit about Segal, but the 16th poster in this thread somehow managed to outfag the other retards who have posted here

Can someone post the operator movie he did with Van Damm, he says something like ''youowemefitybucks''

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There's no way that guy who flew out the window wasn't in some serious pain, holy shit.

Poor Seagal, he just can't compete with the new stars these days.

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what movie is that? thats sammo hung right?

You can see how much his upper body was padded, but yeah I imagine he still hurt a bit.

Yeah it's Sammo Hung but can't remember the movie.

don't have the clip ready but I know which movie you are talking about

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never mind, found it
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imagine seagal doing this lmao.

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god damn how can he be so fat

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so based

Seagal is cool and I don't wanna hear nuttin' to the contrary

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Ah a kino thread I see youtube.com/watch?v=QRyZvMWaalo

laugh at seagull but he's playing 4d chess. hes over in russia making serious moves

More like eating serious dinners.

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Karate, film making, music, international politics, the art of seduction. This man is a legend

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ANYBODY SEEN MY CAREER?

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>look up superfluous in dictionary
>just says steven seagall

Tbh, he is a misunderstood genius.

I care more about the broken system that provokes illegal immigration and the poverty black people face, though those are complicated and probably separate issues.
Do you know what a loaded question is? Yes or no?

nigga snapped her ass out of existence

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> I care more about this thing; the other thing is too complicated
bravo

>someone got paid for that adr

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this is fantastic
wheres that webm, maybe from the same movie where everyone's kind of running but he's clearly being pushed on a cart because he's not bobbing around.
such a lazy cunt

I think it is called Winners & Sinners

he must be based

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Every time. It’s yes or no bub. Pretty simple.