Ms.Bond *ugh*, could you please tell your little son DeShawn to stop screeching when we will play NBA 2k19...

*Booga
Ooga Booga
ftfy

>Ms.Bond, the bar won't serve "lean" since codeine is a prescription drug in this country. And please stop asking the band if they can play "SICKO MODE"

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I'm loving these threads.

>And please stop asking the band if they can play "SICKO MODE"

holy kek

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Legit kek.

Now we need a resurrection of vince posting

How did that dumb retard Tyrone get to play in a poker game with the most powerful and dangerous criminals on the world?

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Stealing my motherfucking joke...

damn this bitch looks like 2pac.

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He made the bux to pay that buy in fee, nigga

Drug dealing obviously.

>Ms Bond, please. This hotel has a standard of dress, you really can't expect us to take you seriously with flip flops and pink brand sweatpants.

Casting a niggress as Bond was beyond retarded but damn it's almost worth it for the revival of Le Chifre posting

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>no ms.Bondaboo tryriqa leshawnda cayane peppa we "ain't Got dat rock"

>Ms. Bond, if you want to keep your cover and remain unnoticed you will have to tip 15-20% at restaurants instead of the usual 0%

BASED

>Janisha Bond, your mission is to hold up this Burger King that has been fortified with sophisticated anti-niggardry technology

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>Ms. Bond, I'm afraid you cannot exchange a pair of mismatched Jordans for more chips

Double dubs of kek

He obviously moved up in the world since being a getaway driver

youtube.com/watch?v=bRJxNpPj6Zc

He's a master getaway driver.

>Ms. Bond for the last time, this hotel does not serve grape soda, shaken, stirred or otherwise.

>Ms. Bond, please stop using MI6's state of the art forensics lab to run paternity tests on the men you suspect of being your "baby daddy"

Hahahahahaha

Finally some good meme potential from this diversity shitfest

Big fish will invite small fish to swim with them so they have an easy mark
Big Man Tyrone here along with the Asian fella were the designated suckers

>no ms bond. It's simply Mozart. Not a composer named Mozart. A tribe called quest rules do not apply

>no refills
wtf. I've never seen a fastfood place without a freely available fountain

Course I am

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license to refill

>007, this is Q, I just wanted to let you know it wasn't jayzus that took the wheel. I'm remotely controlling your suburban with a Nokia S Smartphone which comes free with any plan from Cricket, conveniently located next to any moneytree payday advance.

WHEN YOU REVERSE THINGS COME FROM BEHIND YOU
YOU SILLY FAT BASTARD

She's 007, not Bond. Fucking racist dumb fucks.

> the foreigners who make these threads cant even speak proper English
>they equate black Brits with afro Americans

All non American IPs should be permabanned.

cant have them in the hood because people bring in empty milk jugs and fill them up

>Ms. Bond, the proper name for this game is craps, not "finna shoot some muhfuggin dice up in this bitch"

>mfw the dog is dead by now

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>Ms. Bond, I'm afraid we cannot sign off on your license to kill until your parole officer confirms you have completed your court-mandated community service hours

Who would have milk jugs in the hood dumbass?

watch them waste millions of dollars on a movie a couple thousand pay to watch

Is Hollywood retarded enough to think randomly changing to a black lady Bond is going to work? The last couple films just barely made back their budget and now they're going to crash the limited fandom with this shitheap

>Here's our latest gadget, Ms. Bond. This may look like a a regular Glock 40. However, it will only discharge when oriented at an angle of 90°.
>Yes, of course the safety is off.

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>Ms. Bond, you persistently repeat the phrase, "I don't play dat shit." Do you wish to play poker or not?

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>Ms. Bond we are watching a prerecorded video briefing, there is no need to yell at the screen they cannot hear you

Not him but those big gallon Tampico juice jugs you get at bodegas will do

>shiiet my sista Taneesha work down at the DMV, she'll hook it up - the bitch owe me for looking after her kids anyhow

Glocks dont come with a safety any way you dumbo fag. Glocks are a "safe-action" combat ready weapon.

>three measures of Condeine; one of Sprite; half a measure of KFC chicken grease. Shake it over ice, and add a thin slice of grape peel.

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This isn't even good racist banter, and her character will not be some hood trash. You shitheads just see "durr black woman in james bond" and start saying racist bs all because of the color of her skin.

>I'm sorry Ms. Bond but according to the official Scrabble rulebook the N-word is not reserved for black players so "honkeys" are allowed to play it

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>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

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>Ms Bond, I'm afraid you may not bet your KFC coupons.

Bond, We've replaced your weave with a new one that doubles as a personal helicopter - useful for aerial reconnaissance or a fast getaway.

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>I've always tried to teach you two Things. First, never let them see your credit score.
>And the second?
>Stop pawning my watches!

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>Ms. Bond please, the cards are sticky from all the watermelon.

seethee

>The game is craps, Ms. Bond, not 'dice' as you put it, and please do not crouch on the table surface, you are damaging the felt.

Diversity quota at the card tables, now.

>You weren't supposed to take my words literally when I said my equipment makes the agent's job so easy a trained ape could do it

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Bond, your going under cover as a Russian agent. I hope your brushed up on your Etiquette, you cant stick out and blow your cover!

heh

>Ms. Bond, as you can see on your digital map, we're sending you to Italy for your next assignment and...
>Yes, Italy.
>It's in Europe.
>Europe is near the middle of the map, on the north side.
>It looks like a boot.

The whole idea is being pushed hard by americans, why wouldn't the banter be american centric?

>Ms. Bond, the casino has a no smoking policy and I'm quite certain I don't know where you could find some Newports.

Glocks are a discharge-into-your-leg-for no-reason and explode in your hand grenade.

Glocks are the best all-around pistol for it's price and quality.

kek the trannies don't know what to do with these threads because we are having so much fun with them

what are they thinking bros

I'm guessing they'll cut production costs to half and just hope that people will want to see the gimmick and/or get riled up over the manufactured controversy they're funding

>Remember Michael Brown? Me, Ms. Bond. It was all me.

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>Bush & Cheney? Me.

>That 80% interest payday loan? Me.

It was Idris Elba all along

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this. jewish subversion is a meme from poltards. the sad truth is hollywood is just that incompetent

If you're gonna post in english, can you at least learn english first?

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now this is epic

>jewish subversion is a meme

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I get threads like these are more just having fun with the whole ordeal but do you actually think she's going to take over the franchise after this and not just be a side character with maybe 15 minutes of screentime?
pic related is Halle Berry from Die Another Day

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kek

>what you mean I cant use my EBT at this casino

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There's all the difference in the world between a jew and a shabbos goy.

Seething Reddit fag a

But halle berry was a bond girl and was banging. This new girl looks like a guy

The names Bond, jail Bond

>Ms Bond please ask the waiter for a napkin, you are getting chicken grease all over the cards.

>Ms Bond, this is a 3 michellene star establishment, the chef has not, and will not ever serve "chicken and gritz"

poast her hands

We had to retrieve that suitcase with nuclear triggers from the pawn shop.

And stop referring to me as 'that cracker lady from child services'

also your license to kill does not cover shooting people for their running shoes, do that again and I will take your gun away.......and which pawn shop do think you "lost" your gun at ?

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>Ms. Bond please stop referring to Texas Holdem as 'Cracker ass Uno'