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L O W E S T
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What the fuck is wrong with Shinji's cum? it's solid as fuck like putty

“I’m so fucked up”

For real though how did he nut into his palm?
You know it actually spills down over your knuckles and, if it was a big one, the back of your hand

am I as admirable as that cum

"I’m so feeded up”

Shinji is a Jap, he's probably as fertile as the soil on the old Simpson farm
this is how you sneedpost, this is cringe

jaj

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*sninge

It means he doesn't jack-off all the time to tranny porn like you since all your sperm has been dispersed and it's all liquid since you haven't given time for your cum to build up again.

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Reminder this parallels gendo having Adam in the same hand

They both hold the seeds of life

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Nice project

I still can't believe this is the official manga.

whoa!

So did Shinji just instantly nut as soon as he touched Asuka? I didn't get what happened here. To be fair, I didn't get most of this show or enjoy it so I don't know why I'm posting in this thread

How was Gendo able to merge Adam into his right hand offscreen?

wtf is that weed whacker.

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He shook her, accidentally exposing her breasts. Started to whack off. How didn't you get it?
Don't worry about it

Everything interesting in this anime happened offscreen

Evangelion is a series where you're meant to turn your brain off while making comparisons to religion, psychology, and philosophy. So, stop thinking and think, retard.

>How was Gendo able to merge Adam into his right hand offscreen?
For the same reason that he was able to put his hand inside Rei 3.
Fuck if I know.

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In the manga, he eats it

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Formerly suck

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I love Lain. (sexually)

It’s a series about growing up. End of Evangelion on the other hand, is about not growing up. Perfect for a little bitch like yourself ;)

Shinji comes to the same conclusions in both series

>He shook her, accidentally exposing her breasts. Started to whack off. How didn't you get it?
oh ok fair enough it's just that the cut made it seem like he nutted instantly after he touched her. The pacing is odd in the show so I don't know why I bothered honing in on that in particular. I had the same problem with the second to last ep where the instrumentation just starts even though we never see how it is activated or anything. I just prefer a normal series of events to jumping about

>For the same reason that he was able to put his hand inside Rei 3.
Because her body was reacting to Adam's presence. It's been shown throughout the series that Angels have a habits of merging with another, so that shouldn't come as a surprise.
Considering that humans are the 18th Angel spawned from Lilith & angels are capable of cellular recombination/merging, it makes sense that Gendo, a Lilin, would partially merge with another Angel (Adam) in a similar way. Don't ask me why. Anno wrote it that way.

Manga Gendo is too op, he's something you would see in Rebuild. That shit is FAKE NEWS.

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Love Lain

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.....is Gendo projecting an AT Field?

underrated post

Where can I watch rebuild? Just rewatched the series and movies on Netflix

Yeah, he's stopping the soldiers during the attack on Nerv

>turn your brain off
Yes we totally needed an epic pseudoscience babble to explain how he did that metaphysical bullshit, that would make you euphoric.

I wouldn't bother until 1+3 comes out. Not worth the headache. But if you really wanted, I don't think it's available on any streaming service, so the other usual channels, or buy the blurays.

Imagine the smell.

Gendo was designed after Sadamoto, the manga's artist and character designer for the anime.
Also Asuka's reaction in the manga is based.

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>no one mentions how the first thing Asuka does in the manga is lynch a nigger in front of Shinji
not shitposting

The manga shows what happens when you take away a mystery. It's not as fun, its more interesting to speculate.

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Is it just me, or is the manga instantly far better than the source material?

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>TV-14

Speculating is for the type of fags who dwell the eternal eva threads on Yea Forums and exactly what Anno wants since he needs people to keep talking about his meaningless garbage in order to pay his gambling debts.

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Yes it's based. Yea Forums and reddit hate it though

based shounenshitter

It’s generally better except for the ending

>pay his gambling debts.
Is that why his clinical depression affected the quality of the show later on?

You madmen actually did it
You tied Sneed and Eva together

Not even what gendo says to her in the anime

Ritsuko types “I needed you” on Maya’s computer during instrumentality it was clearly that

so, yeah... there were cameras, so someone probably watch Shinji do it
they didn't say anything. did they fap too?

Yes except for the reset end where everything turns out peachy for Shinji. I liked the anti-escapist message of EoE where Shinji is stuck to deal with the shit he made

Put your sneed in our hands

Seed?

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Maybe but the reason probably was that Sadamoto didn't get far enough writing the manga to have a conclusion in mind before the anime got made so Anno just hacked it up with whatever he could come up.

>pleb tier
Neon Genesis Evangelion
>contrarian tier
Rebuilds
>patrician tier
Nadia The Secret of Blue Water

The manga is much more a conventional series, albeit a high-quality one. It has a straight narrative and linear sequence of events that gets resolved, and it explains just about everything. Its ending is overtly optimistic as well and it doesn't delve into the character's psychology like the anime.

The anime after ep 16 as well as the movies are arthouse and the mystery is part of the reason why the season has endured as long as it has. Really 2 different beasts, and it's not surprising that the manga creator Sadamoto and Anno are supposedly not on good terms with each other in recent years.

Would Eva had been better if they stuck to the original prototype? Basically the FAR were a prehistoric human civilization that made an artificial human, ADAM. This ended disastrously so they created the Angels to deter any future development of artificial humans. Humans start making the Evangelions based off of ADAM in the future only for the Angels to release as a result to stop them. This is also why some of them have mechanical designs.

All this shit about Adam and Lilith and clones and mistaking Lilith for Adam seems overly complicated

Sadamoto just wanted to do his own ending since back in 1998, that's all and he's one of the founding members of Gainax so they go way back. Anno brought him back for the rebuilds recently to redesign the characters and design the new ones like Mari.

At least it shows what happened to the berserker Unit 01 after it ate the angel

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Yea Forums is a Rei board right?

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its an interation of the endless cycle of evangelion. in the manga kaworu doesn´t know shinjy, in the anime he does, like he remember what happen before.

Yes it’s clear they were writing the series as it went along

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obviously

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Fry me to za moooon
An ret me fap fo-evah moooe

Their animosity apparently began due to Rebuild. He was around for 1.0 but not 2 or 3, the two argued over the direction the series was going to go. It's one of the reasons Sadomoto's manga ended so differently from the anime in tone and spirit.

gay

Why didn't he cum on asuka's body?

The manga is just Eva minus Anno's cautionary tale about escapism and otaku culture. It's Eva unironic which makes it more lowbrow but still enjoyable in its own way

What is the secret to how attractive Rei's facial aesthetics are?

why didnt shinji just cum on her tits/?

He had enough thought to lock the door before he faps (see the LOCKED sign once he begins) probably figured it'd leave evidence

Why ameriburgers hate sex?

Her hair

feet*

>Kaworu's appearance before Ep. 24
I always thought Kaworu's late inclusion and subsequent death towards the end of the series felt rushed he was mainly incorporated into just one episode + EoE. Seems like he was planned for more episodes before Episode 24.

He was planned long before, he appeared in the intro during the episode 1 premiere.

Eva production became a huge clusterfuck around episode 16 and this is reflected in the dramatic tonal shift.

Yea Forums is a Rei webzone.

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Holy fucking shit you're right.

Snaved

Why was he a cyborg? seemed random

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Oh it shows

Please do not post images of my wife without my permission, thank you

I would hope so, better then liking some loud mouth, annoying cunt with orange hair.

Sounds like the original premise of Eva was similar to Nadia, but with mecha.

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He's a cyborg for the same reason Seele went from using holographic communication to using holographic monolith avatars later on the series.
No one fucking knows.

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So, is it true that, since he's the leader of Seele and Seele are the true villains who wanted to start Third Impact, that he's the true main antagonist of the series?

>that he's the true main antagonist of the series?
>"the true villain was man the whole time" cliche
Anno is just another hack.

yeah it would be crazy to think that the shadow kabal that rules the earth would have medical technology beyond what's available to the common folk

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t. boring brainlet who needs everything spelled out

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>a group of secret elites want to merge all people of the world into one single entity with no separate identities

Was anno redpilled?

f a k e
n e w s

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To fight off old age until they could tang the world. Pretty obvious

>Why was he a cyborg?
In the manga or wherever, it's suggested that Seele is an ancient organization ala the Illuminati, plotting both Human Instrumentality and the Third Impact for thousands of years and wants to implany the entire group's mind into the Black Moon so Seele becomes the dominant consciousness of new combined entity that will be born after Instrumentality is completed. Kiel Lorenz (the cyborg guy) survived for so long due to his cybernetic implants or the fact that he's recovering from the injuries he sustained from the Second Impact (an old confidential photo shows that he wore sunglasses before he wore his trademark visor). The fact that he has a mechanical spinal cord after getting tang'd in EoE is further proof to the mystery.
Or, maybe Anno is a fan of Star Trek TNG and Kiel was an homage to Geordi.

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I always wanted him to say "I needed you"

There's a theory that Kiel Lorenz is the Wandering Jew

In a world of positronic rifles and god-clones, a fancy vr headset doesn't seem unrealistic.

The manga is Gendo fetish fuel. The writer changed it so he kills Kaji instead of a Seele agent. Gendo also saves Misato and Shinji from soldiers attacking Nerv in the End chapters.

Arthur after fapping while thinking about his teacher getting ass fucked by a twink

Asuka > Rei
Fight me

I feel like it was obvious he was maintaining his body to carry out his life goal.
He was likely also blind, given earlier depictions of him wearing sun-glasses.

Asuka > Rei
Objectively fucking false.
Asuka is nothing more than a whiny little bitch ass nigga who got fucked up by a completely out of nowhere lance that was thrown by god knows what to the face.

>Anno brought him back for the rebuilds recently to redesign the characters and design the new ones like Mari.
no wonder rebuild is shit and Mari completely unremarkable

so fucked up, shinji's seed is getting all over the place

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His AT field was fucking up and it was starting to merge with him.

Somene get a doctor, the Kaiser is cumming blood again

B-but the rebuilds are a meta of the fans’ escapism and growing up and other moral stuff! You’re just too low IQ to understand evangelion buddy

He left early on, Rebuilds are mostly Anno's hack garbage.
Also manga haters are reddit tier niggers.

Imagine the smell

>He left early on
...no wonder the second half of the series declined in storytelling into the mess that it became later on due to Anno's depression affecting his work. Had Sadamoto stayed on, the series probably could've lasted more than 26 episodes and injected more life everything, but as it is, it's only a thing that became profoundly overpraised by Western autistic hipster weebs who rely on "2deep4u" logic. The prototype and the manga sound more adventurous and fully realized.

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Welcome to anime story writing

He left early on after 1.0 when Anno brought him back. The series declined cause Sadamoto started on the manga in December of 1994 and the anime was released in October of 1995, Anno obviously came up with whatever ending crossed his mind.