/lig/ Love Island General

Stir fry chicken

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really strange that they just got rid of him for no reason. Danny was funny and based

Who would win this if it was Big Brother rules?

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how about pedos out, NIGGER

she so cute lads

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t. autist with delusions of grandiosity
tl;dr fuck off back to /pol/

AHEM

FUCK MOLLY, SHE IS A SHIT-STIRRING COW AND HAS HER EYES FIRMLY ON 50 GRAND

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loooool come down my post code and gas like tha’

Seventeenth for Hayley a cute

CUTE

Also I missed the last three episodes. Anything good happen?

black twiter uk hated that he he upgraded to arabella ywandae

sad how Molly darks on other couples

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>tfw no Boohoo gf

she's crass, desperate and shrill

not at all cute. No surprise that bender curtis would pick the wrong one

>50k Molly Mae

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>grilled cheese sandwich on rye bread
>roast butternut squash
>fried cauliflower kebab
not even trying to be healthy. it's just what i like

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Fran on the other hand is a 10/10 personality and has a model face

lads im 5'8 and love island has made me realise what women want and im fucked. any tips on how to grow a bit? anyone use shoelifts that arent obvious? help a brother out

inb4 just b urself

>sit down

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Lean back niggas

SIT DOWN

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>mfw nonces still don't get the message
REMINDER TO UPDATE YOUR FILTERS FOR A BETTER THREAD
>assuming using native extension
>go to settings
>Filters & Post Hiding
>click first box
>highlight noncey tripcode
>hover over arrow next to post number
>filter selected text
>make sure Hide is ticked
>save
>refresh

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internet playing up

gonna neck myself

Why do you brits love that show so much. As an American I see this as another shitty flavor of the month reality tv show? What's the appeal?

SIT DOWN
BE HUMBLE

lol

Steak and chips

the new girl:
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delete space

Memes

>As an American

dropped
fuck off you muppet

WE DONT DESERVE HIM BROS ;_;

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HERE WE GO BOIS

Educate yourself you mong. Entertainment has always been politicised, therefore any politically incorrect commentary is /pol/

Its over

costco pizza it was peng

is this the one who likes tall guys or the uggo one

Nah amber you’re a dirty little slag who liked being told to sit down like that

You’re a mug amber fuck off

link to the stream pls

>that inner thigh
2/10 would not bang

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Have kids

based

Everyone has disadvantages. You just need other things that make up for it.

First for Anna being ravaged and impregnated by BBCs

>this thing

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Amber is just mad she got shut down, stop pretending you dumb bitch

>bolt-ons
Dropped

MESSAGE

is she a robot that broke down

she’s an ugly cunt with a ugly personality

Who keeps voting for molly and tommy anyway.
do girls like tommy? do people like molly clearing manipulating the game? neither of them are particularly good entertainment to watch

Former Sun page 3 girl mate, guaranteed not bolt ons

Why do you watch this shit?

this 190cm master race !!0fFMSfJHLfv

can anything make up for being a manlet? maybe being a millionaire

Wew

lmao Jordan so banter

Tommy is a good looking lad and you’d be a fucking idiot to say otherwise

anna is genuine filth

amber is the definition of a slag

>anna
i would throw up on the spot

>as an American
hahahahahahahah

How do we get 190 put away like Quentin

DEM PUSSY POPPIN' CURVES

If you check twitter they're starting to see ho w manipulative she is. Amber is legitimiately going to win it, even though she's a little shit

People like Tommy and I think people didn't realise what Molly was doing until the last couple episodes when she made it really obvious.

Anna is a cunt but her body is PENG

Bbq chicken, lad?

I fucking love Costco, sometimes go and buy 4 hotdogs and a drink for £5.25 and then feel disgusted with myself for several hours

R U JOH-KIN

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They adore Tommy

>when the spanish wagie has to scrape jordan's jizz out of the jacuzzi filter

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Anna can fuck off, can’t stand her at all

One of them slags in a club you see crying but then shags the guy she’s crying about when he’s done with the other girl

molly mae looks like kryten out of red dwarf today

If i was on this show id be out first week coz id just be on the pump and dump everywhere bitches be pissed lads be jealous

everyone's watching it so its something to talk about and there's loads of memes and its just a laugh

BASED maura once more

Based thanks user

Unfortunately doesn’t work on mobile :(

tommy is the rich, handsome but pure 'captain save a ho' they all want and think they deserve despite being sloppy slags

Just regular cheese tom mate but lord almighty its so good

fuck am i watching

nah people appreciate honesty

refer to Adam last year new friend

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Have sex

Welcome to BLACKED

BAFTA winning edition

good. phoneposting subhumans deserve to suffer

free up unknown t just got charged for murder

he's a pikey ffs

Are they engaging in intercourse by chance?

why don't they have any dad bods on the show?

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Their spicy chicken fillets from the freezer bit are fucking mint. Identical to KFC zinger

>top tier
Fran

>good tier
N/A

>Peng but ugly personality tier
Amber
Anna

>gold goblin tier
Molly Mae

>desperate slag tier
Maura

>dull tier
Joanna

>Irredeemable tier
Belle

most likely

works on tablets/ipads if you've got access to that. main thing is not responding to its posts if you must phonepost

kek

na they've only known each other a few weeks no chance they're mating

Curtis has a dad bod lad

pikeys have a weird moral code.

Fuck lads, just had a wave of nostalgia over how comfy last summer was with the weather, lig and the world cup

what's the music video playing on bigladdeano right now?

>you make us feel
>us
>us
>us
i fucking hate her

>Not sitting on the sofa watching love island as it was meant to be seen while checking your phone for (you)s every couple of scenes

Why do you hate me, dad?

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>if you dislike race autism by shut in virgins you must be a redditor
Fuck off

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*dabs*

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>>top tier
>Fran
stopped reading there

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please delete this, I know I shouldn't get mad over a post on here but come on. I've fucked hotter girls than fucking Fran

youtube.com/watch?v=22ws6CGcyW8

52 seconds in for michael's rap career

Fran, Arabella and Lucie were the top tier girls this year

>literal angel tier
Lucie

hes got a chadbod

>starts taking the piss out of /ourshow/
>why aren't you nice to me
handle the banter or fuck off mate

>being this retarded
here's your (you), now shut up

Why is Gemma Collins a thing

BASED

Just starting watching now cause my mate IRL's entering the house.

Greg O'Shea's gonna be our boy lads

*irritating child with fake knockers tier

Maura only deserves prone bone

>state of this cunt

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This is such a fucking boring series lads it’s an absolute slog

CHALDISH Gambino

how does everyone just get straight up and out of bed
is this just something normies can do

>Lucie
>fake tits
WRONG

Nah you haven’t, Fran has actual model features with the high circular cheekbones, eye shade and eyebrows with rich shiny hair.

You might have fucked girls who are generically prettier but that’s nothing

Wow

Who is this? We need hot Asian girls on love Island.

You'll grow up one day lads x

Are they fake? She's short enough that they could be legit

why the fuck did Curtis turn down Franny?
>young
>nice
>posh just like him
>basically Amy but hotter and not a cunt
there's no way Curtis and Maura last outside of the villa. is he just letting his dick lead him?

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belle a cute .... lost a few pounds by the looks of this too

based ovie

>you snore like a whale
>mmmmmmmmmmmmm

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>Misunderstanding my post so bad that you think I'm a redditor
Jesus fucking christ it's definitely Summer

So they did shag?
Based

maybe he doesn't see much of a proper connection between him and fran so he's just like fuck it let me just shag the fit one while i'm here

Here’s something I’ve thought about watching this show and no I’m not a poof....

Men are naturally better looking than women. Every single girl on that island is fucking caked in make-up, look at that wipe Amber had. Then look at the Ubermensch and the bvll Ovie.

she's ugly and you're bent

because they get out and are in a sick villa with nothing to do but sunbathe

we get up and its fucking cold and rainy and nothing but toil

>breakbot yesterday
>Gambino today

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franny looks like a dog

they work well together

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Anna hella cute without makeup

agree, seems like the only girl you'd actually want to know

Well no your just used to seeing men without makeup

Sounds a bit bent to me mate

I dread to imagine the physique of someone who thinks that's a chadbod

>Amber about to moan for the next 15 minutes

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mate she’s stunning shut the fuck up and keep shagging them braphogs whilst I shag rich qties and you have to wageslave for the rest of your life

she looks like a russian with too much make up

have you ever walked up to someone and asked if they "wanted to go for a chat"

fuck i just realised im the same age as curtis but still feel like a teen kid

i think most hot girls have too much class to go on this shit, only slags would go on it

wheras guys just wanna get laid and have a lads holiday so want to go on it if just for the pussy once theyre out

Wine aunt

Only when my head's been turned

virgin claws typed that post

>top tier
>Fran

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i enjoyed their every moment alone

Fuck no
I'm an autist though

shes so cute!

AT
THE
END
OF
THE
DAY

what does this mean?

this isn't a thing people normally do, do they? i mean unless your out somewhere and you want to chat with someone you've just met

projecting this hard lmao

*De end of de day

Amber is legitimately insane

>can't appreciate the London Look
pleb

Fuck off amber

Comfy music choices

>amber literally asking others to fight her battles
>HONEST I'm strong

>TELL MICHAEL OFF FOR ME

kek

she looks like a romanian cleaner that steals your valuables. state of her eyebrows

she's a real human bean, and that's more attractive than some dolled up NPC slagoid

you do sound like a virgin
im speaking from experience you dumbo

it's a code the producers make them say so they can sell t shirts. 80% of these conversations are forced by the producers anyway. If you use most love island slang in real life people will look at you like you're a virgin (except for melt, getting pied and being mugged off)

If they're my type on paper like

>tfw

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>

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London is shit in every way.

I'm not English so you can't cry bias here.

UGH HOW IS OVIE SO BASED

i like how ovie can give his opinion without being a cunt about it like he's still mates with michael

With the main viewer base being womyn of all ages, they can’t put too attractive womyn in there or they’ll get envious

look at how ‘black twitter’ glorify braphogs like Alexandra who are like 6/10s but then are like I don’t think Lucie is that pretty

AMBERS ASS

Girl that served me in a coffee shop today was far pretty than her.

Rate my kitty lads

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i really feel like i have a connection with this post and i'd definitely like to read it some more while i'm here on /lig/

self esteem that only being 6'7" can give

>similar race to me
WOAH

>lampoons a girls looks in a post
>posts a picture where she is absolutely stunning

bruv are you gay? No disrespect if you are obvs, js bc she’s stunnin’ there

>this pathetic lie from michael
mate..

Lucie is pretty average though?

Amber literally just needs some bwc and her problems will be over

See crack on, it is what it is, do bits etc

>Ambers Arse

Aye nothin like bein back in glenrothes. Londons shite.

BREH

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best kitty ITT

AS A MAN SIT DOWN

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9/10, lost a point for looking a bit sad. Very cute kitten tho

>YOU SPEAK TO ME LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT ALL THE TIME AAAAHHHH
>she screamed

no lol Lucie is very pretty Stacey, men like naturally pretty, tall, slim womyn, soz

Fuck off with your braphog

>michael growing nuclear beard

gemma collins?

Cherish it lad

>be me
>on love island
>someone asks to go for a "chat"

"No"

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Don't lie it's aystar

Thought he just walked out on her then would have been kino

do bits was from josh and wes last year wasn't it?
dbs and all that
the producers obviously see what sticks with the public and tell the islanders to keep saying it
like the ovie MESSAGE thing was only in the background, sometimes you wouldn't even see him saying it you'd just hear him, but now they make a real effort to zoom in on him every single time someone gets a text

WHAT THE FUCK MICHAEL

SAVAGE

Is that how tall he is? Haven’t heard the narrator mention it at all.

The London look is just a term for someone with a gap in their teeth

>mfw i agree with this mentally ill friendless freak

feels bad man

FUCK AMBER GLAD SHE'S UPSET
>FUCK AMBER GLAD SHE'S UPSET
FUCK AMBER GLAD SHE'S UPSET
>FUCK AMBER GLAD SHE'S UPSET
FUCK AMBER GLAD SHE'S UPSET
>FUCK AMBER GLAD SHE'S UPSET
FUCK AMBER GLAD SHE'S UPSET
>FUCK AMBER GLAD SHE'S UPSET
FUCK AMBER GLAD SHE'S UPSET
>FUCK AMBER GLAD SHE'S UPSET

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more like BRAP ;)

cut that bitch

I was pissing myself

i hate all these northerners who say "us" instead of "me"

kek

>caroline flack: how come you didn't couple up with user, girls?
>stacy: *awkward laughing* I don't know

BREH

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>this challenge
looks like Fran finally won't be the biggest dog in the villa

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>it's a pup play challenge

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same, sad he didn’t

sounds like michael to me

why is curtis so kino lads

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Another thread totally dominated with 190's CORRECT OPINIONS

based

I have to mute that Tesco advert, that quavering Northern cunt woman voiceover makes me want to fling a brick at my monitor

amber gonna try and hit on michael again within 3 episodes

>be on love island
>get a text
>put phone on silent, delete the text and dont tell anyone

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welp, time to post it
youtu.be/QAoONl2P8fw

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Not my type innit

honestly any user still on team Michael is a retard. Amber is right, the guy has been a fucking weirdo ever since he got with Joanna

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stfu

same
and she's doing that thing where she cries and tries to twist the situation so it seems like she's reaosnable and the victim in the situation

He should get back with Amber

NONCE
>NONCE
NONCE
>NONCE
NONCE
>NONCE
NONCE
>NONCE
NONCE
>NONCE
NONCE
>NONCE
NONCE
>NONCE

always correct

WHO /NORF/ HERE?

subhumans

It's maybe okay to do the touristy shit, but imagine living in London. Imagine.

>Wake up to the sound of car horns
>Walk past the stab victims from the night before
>Get the tube, still half asleep and packed in like a sardine
>Work your shitty job
>Wade through crowds of people
>Get the tube again. Tired after a long day of work but there's no rest for you because it's rush hour.
>Avoid being knifed or acid sprayed
>Go back to your flat that's about the size of a regular bedroom anywhere else in the country
>Repeat

I'd neck myself.

weirdo is just another word for /ourguy/

norf living in kent. these toff women cant resist the yorkshire accent

AYYYY CUUUTE

norfer than you

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Is that Hayley in the miss pap ad?????

Nice colours,
9/10 because its not dog

you should neck yourself anyways

Fuck off yank

t. Welshman

bonita

>work in lottery call centre
>have to pretend to be happy some cunt just scooped millions whilst you’re on nine quid an hour
Fucking kek

>You like Amber, we can all tell! You look miserable with Joanna!
>ye like oos, oos can tell!
>Like Amber you fucking idiot and stick to the story! How much more can we cut Joanna's airtime REEEEE
Honestly I'd be as pissed off as Michael.

People here only like him ironically for being "based" and making black Twitter seethe

Sarah Millican, another unfunny female comedian

yeah, she was not a nice person

proper norf me

Cute.

CUTE

2bf that ship on his right arm is utter shit

Takeoff zebra baby B)

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how about you focus on funny ones

Did someone in this thread call fran posh? she doesnt sound posh. Guess she coulda be one of those poshos pretending to be ethnic.

Shes one of those people that ticks boxes looks wise but some reason shes just nit attractive and i cant put my finger on it.

big dogs>cats>those toy dogs
yeah i fucking said it

sink this fucking shipwreck

>gif

fuck off

message!

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Fucking furries

jordan is fucking based holy kek

i honestly hope she dont go with that twat i cant even remember his name

She's p genuine and he seems like the least genuine guy in there

>those eyes
>those expressive eyebrows
>that mole
>that posh voice
>wearing a crown of Laurel
honestly don't understand why people don't think Franny is hot

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might be something to do with the 0.5cm gap in between her front teeth, or maybe the fact she has A cup tits

>mfw watching this challenge with my femdom fetish

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Brits have no taste in tv at all and the majority of the country watches reality tier trash that you'd be laughed at for watching in america

you foocker

She's quite attractive, reminds me of north london drama school sorts.

have sex

>he doesn't like delicious flat chest

Think shes got a big overbite too judging by the recession of her chin

fuck this episode

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>Maura will never put you on a leash and humiliate you

why live

curtis is kino

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Tommy is such a common denominator

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>I don't know what a common denominator is
this show has been missing a gyppo for too long

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someone make a new thread

bonus points for a Fran edition

>Amber having to hold those puppies in place

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>USA steal unwanted Brit comedians like James Corden and are considered hilarious by the dumbed down, flabby Americans
>Try and fail to copy comedy dramas such as The Office, Skins and Inbetweeners
>SNL is considered good TV by at least half the population
have a hot carl retard

god i wish that were me

5 minutes left

this

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m8 the usa office was 10 times as successful as ours.

both arent funny though

Mostly agree but the US Office is a rare example of the US remake being better than the original

Unironically I think Fran is a brown bagger

>half the ep wasted on this shit

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I speak on behalf of lig

Fuck off

How could you watch this fucking shite

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not gonna lie lads, I'd love to bang Fran right in the shitbox if you know what I mean

US version was quirky lolrandom bullshit, UK version was kino because it was grim and realistic.

I can't enjoy the UK Office because I can't stomach the cringe

If this is your honest opinion kys

Steampunk k I n o

Dear Nonce,

If you're reading this I hope you live a long, long life.

by masturbating at the same time

It depends what you want, I think the uk version is much better

ironically

True. Didnt even start getting good reviews til Brent did that dance.

>82 women
Great sample

Its shit but addictive

with my eyes

at an angle

partly this
partly gervais is a cunt

heather watson got a decent brapper
shame she's a shit player

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Based coughposting has returned

this track will forever bang, lets not try and deny it eh lads?

youtube.com/watch?v=Iow392Lib1Q

except the UK version is funnier if you've worked in an office whereas the US version is just a classic 'random! haha!' comedy that could be set anywhere. For that reason I think the UK one is better but they are both decent, unlike the US Skins and Inbetweeners

he still seethes about being asked to do that dance, thinks hes a literal genius and above it

ahem

its comfy

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fit birds, sound down ..... post AMBERS CHEBS every 5 mins while listening to classical music and browsing "the web"

helps not being a virgin

PS3 theme song

would absolutely RAVAGE the spice girl in blue (don't know her lore name)

Office UK = Kino

Office US = Capeshit

>zoomers defending the us office

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SHANT be watching ian stirlings celebability

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>he doesn't watch Love Island

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STOP TALKIING ABOUT SHITTY YANK TV OR FUCK OFF TO ANOTHER THREAD

YOURE MAKING THIS THREAD UNCOMFY

MESSAGE

Love how ovie doesn’t actually say hashtag

smurf spice

imagine if she was laughing at how small your penis was haha

>Ovie pretending he’s happy about a date to hide the facts he’s gay

slaaaam DUNK

state of you

US was a glossy run-of-the-mill US sitcom, UK version was seminal

can't imagine that cause my penis is big

Ovie nearly jumped over the fucking pool lmao

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do they pick their own clothes or are they provided by prettylittlething.com

need to drop a few lbs before I hit the beach lads

appreciated last night's last post lads

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It’s actually sad how reddit and black twitter think Ovie is funny and hot purely because he’s black

AMBERS CHEBS

The only thing uncomfy in this thread here is you, fat fucking ugly ginger nonce. Nobody likes you here, nobody wants you here, your own family hates you. You post replies without your trip to try and think people like you, but nobody does, you can't even fool people into liking you. Pathetic nonce

india is anna if anna was hot
anna is like a btec india

chris is like discount misfits rudy

>tfw don't have unlimited BooHoo wardrobe

Will never make it

They used to bring their own clothes but now it's all supplied by the sponsors

I think they're all from the same place yeah. It used to be all Boohoo stuff if I recall

Heroic

What do we think of Chris?

>these munters

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i unironically started it

>>/pol/

INDIAS CHEBS

yeah, hes funny and hot because hes 6'7

>Estate Agent
*swipes left irl*

Hate India already

The blonde one is fucking hideous

Ahh, rubbed so many out to India Reynolds over the years. Truly fapkino

Both
For dates, etc. they have to use the sponsored gear, I think.
>obv. they're not allowed labels.

bant machine

boohoo is cheap as chips mate

Forgot to ask, is colonoscopy user here? How did things go?

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stick a brown wig on it

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You've been accurate all night 2bf.

This blonde has a good shot at a medical malpractice case on whoever did those lips, fucking hell

India is quite funny

That blonde lass has a face that needs fucking?

agreed

the blonde is an absolute minger

she seems mentally handicapped

>Model knows that being a model is generic as fuck
I like India's bants already

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indias chebs

mogs anna as far as braphogs go

>Puppeteer
Looks like Anton's got some competition lads

cheers bossman

expect my mans in here to be like trip on

This blonde lass is absolutely dire

Whens there gna be a love island for freaks and uggos narrated by Karl Pilkington?

Ovie's chat is dryer than the Gobi desert

Chris n' Ovie are Bant n' Dec

>I don't even want them to know Curtis' name
tfw no yandere Maura gf

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And physically
>ovie rn

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Who was the “”””journalist”””” last year who lurked these threads. Any update on her situation?

kek

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she's not a braphog, not even close to being as thicc as Anna. Just has a chunky facial structure

brutal 2bh

What do page 3 girls do now?

He's not funny but he is hotter than most men, nothing to do with race desu

Nah India looks like the sort to ask for the manager in 25 years time and has a tattoo on her collarbone

I hope Curtis dumps her immediately. Absolute kino.

Not being funny right but I'll say it that british lasses are on average fucking rough. This lass is the bang average of them all, and it's depressing.

post on instagram

has Maura been browsing these threads?

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Maura not fucking around

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Lmao at ovie having zero interest and struggling to hide it

Chaturbate and cocaine

thicker adria rae

Butt models on instagram who fuck oil sheiks

>replying to the nonce
user I'm disappointed in you

I think if I were to be on Love Island I would be a Chris
>skinny
>dumb big hair
>shit date
>none of the girls care for me besides one who has ultra-friendzoned me

totally humouring her

it hurts that she's even on this show
>kick off lucie
>kick off arabella
>bring on some ugly shits

fucking hell these conversations

finna blow my brains out

>dat lip liner

This blonde special education girl couldn't be more thirsty for the BBC

wtf i love page 3 girls now

lads why cant i just be 6'x and girls just laugh at whatever i say because they want to fuck me

Why so much hate for the blond girl? Not my type but she doesn’t look that bad

OMFJ kill me now

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this blonde may well be braindead, should ITV really have signed off on this?

shes so cute bros

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GREG GOT LAUGHED AT FOR HIS NAME BY THE GIRLS

EVERY GREG BTFO

Greg looks like a chad
>inb4 he's a manlet

nah bc he looks like Jack2 from last year and no one said he was hot like they have done for Ovie

>THROBBING

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these are the whitest people ever

>GREGGS

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This new guys fit.

lmfao

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this guy is going to be the one amber sticks with, screencap this

>this shit rapping that doesn't lay a finger on new Jack
SHE SURFS
SHE'S A SURFER
HER MUM
GAVE
BIRTH TO HER

what a shit episode

well that was forgettable

hes 5'9 so not a manlet

Yas Amber

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