HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

TO WATCH YOU TAKE HIS WIFE DOWN TO CHUCK'S

>The first AVGN episode was 15 years ago
>We're as far away from 2004 as 2004 was from 1989

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first cucks?

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THIS GAME IS MORE FUCKED UP THAN CHUCK SELLING THE FUCK AND SUCK

List of Unofficial avgn eps

youtube.com/watch?v=Kb4-1G4Tc-I
youtube.com/watch?v=y223HQIqOaE
youtube.com/watch?v=4uuUXX9NPK4
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyHC3LrzmM4wbsLkYU1sjODr1kxQl0rmB
^6 of the pat charity videos
youtube.com/watch?v=5LiFCKbPN-c
youtube.com/watch?v=iSQdCRyKEls

TO SEE HOW WOODEN DOORS COULD HOLD GAS

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anyone got the edit of James whipping a slave captioned with
>hes gonna take you back to the past

>Wait until I draw your suicide note in your own blood you bunny-fucking bitch I'm coming over I'm gonna kill ya, I'm gonna kill your whole mother-fucking family
Jesus christ, James...

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Don't forget the Captain S crossover. It's super obscure
youtube.com/watch?v=cNAF0GGssbM

shit I remember this, didn't Captain S kill himself or something?

>super obscure
huh, i guess it is to a modern audience.
I remember when it came out in 2007, it was pretty prevalent. And christmas carole 2007 special was the definite sequel to it, that the only way you'd get the opening to the ep was by watch captain S special before hand

There's also this

youtube.com/watch?v=PGxhCb3CBX4

>not found
w-what was it?

sneedy video game nerd

>yellow fever locks on
hnnnng

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Sorry wrong link, it was the "Toilet Tuesday" segment

youtube.com/watch?v=vcQBNbq6_JA

how come only asian girls do their hair like this?

in the west, tying your hair in a pony tail implies that youre about to do something athletic like go on a jog. in the east, its more for fashion.

AAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS!

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That was the only time the nerd said something an angry person would actually say and not just a bunch of random swears.

kek

CURSE-YE-HA-ME-HA!

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I think he Flanderized himself over time and went from a sorta miserable, regular gaming YouTuber to saying "shit cunt ostrich nigger feces weenie ass"

chucked

w-what happened to mike's eyes?

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MUH KIDS

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how can one man personify the boomer image this hard?

I'D RATHER EAT OUT THE ASSHOLE OF A ROADKILLED SKUNK THAN PLAY THIS SHITLOAD OF FUCK

ID RATHER EAT OUT THE CUM-FILLED ASSHOLE OF MY HIGHWAY TRAMP WIFE THAN PLAY THIS SHITLOAD OF FUCK

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THIS GAME SUCKS MORE BLACK COCK THAN MY SLUT OF A WIFE! ASS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>OMG APRILS CUM FILLED PUSSY HOLE!!!

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I want to fuck that doll

I want to talk to the doll

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He's gonna take you back to the past
to let you fuck his wife in the ass
He'd rather have a big black cock
bust a huge load right in her rear
He'd rather eat the cum filled asshole
of his wife and suck dick like a queer
He's the angriest cuck you've ever heard
he's the angry white guilt nerd
He's the angry beta fag nerd
he's the angry cuckold nerd

>It's the 10-year anniversary of the year 2000.

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youtube.com/watch?v=LGTRoA8ZXBY
you forgot one

>jamal is talking to my wife, i just prepped her pussy
>its time for her to get blacked!
>this is my slut of a wife im talking about, of course shes gonna let him dominate her
>its time for her to get blacked
>shes gonna do it
>and....
>*sploosh*
>WOW, She took in all 9 inches!

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>THE SELECT BUTTON????

>NOOOO YOU CAN'T NAME YOUR SON FRED FUCHS

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A daring synthesis

LETS DECIDE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL
is james hair black or brown?

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Mike if your reading this please know that no one gives a shit about you.

Based

i like the VGN guy, seems like a nice guy, and is kinda funny when not doing is swearing thing.
Buy glasses guy is so cringy and unfunny its just not watchable.

Why does he have a gun?

hes desperately clinging for attention and fan support lately
>embracing the inspector gadget meme in every post (we get it mike, the vid doesnt make you ragequit anymore, no need to make an ironic reference to it like a redditor every post)
>doing his pitiful ama where he avoids every juicy question and gives short i-dont-give-a-fuck answers to ones that he tolerates

eesefs

Wife has some pretty stupid fucking tats. I'll excuse James because it's James.

w-what did he say bros?

the n word

HE WANTS TO TAKE THE BLACKS TO THE PAST

how does he do it lads

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Sneed - Feed and Seed. CHUCK - FUCK AND SUCK WE GET IT HAHAHA HA SO FUNNY BECAUSE FUCK AND SUCK FUCK WHOOOOOA BRO LIKE HAVING INTERCOURSE AND FELLATIO HOLY WOW HOW DID THE SIMPSONS GET AWAY WITH THIS ONE? GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS WHAT THE FUCK IT'S ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS AHAHAHAHAHA BECAUSE SNEED SELLS FEED AND SEED WHICH IS TOTALLY NORMAL BUT CHUCK, CHUCKY, CHUCK SELLS FUCK AND SUCK CHUCK SELLS FUCK AND SUCK! FUCK AND SUCK!

>this game sucks and fucks

TO BUILD BROWN BRICKS WITH MINECRAP

Why do clever jokes make people angry? Is it because they're not smart?

Uh why would it be called fuck and suck? That's disgusting. The meme is to honour Sneed and Chuck, it's not supposed to be funny.

Is James obsessed with himself?

avgn is better than both those guys

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING??

brn

>piece of art

HAUPTMANN FRIEDRICH FÜCHS?

to show you what a badass he is

Why does he do retarded epic meme shit now instead of retro games?

>TOO

He ran out of games or at least reasonably bad and/or obscure retro games long ago. If he started reviewing more decent games from that era, he'd have little to say and the videos wouldn't be long enough for max Youtube bucks. He has to coast off of known meme games from PS2-360 era about and revistitng games he already did now. That plus more and more shitty skits.

He pretty much got Nostalgia Critic'd. It might even be worse than that as well. NC has nostalgia in the name but he can still get away with doing even brand new movies because even back in the day he reviewed fairly recent shit. Retro games and his personal connection to them have always been the driving force of the Nerd; it feels completely soulless and manufactured when reviews something he obviously just played last week. It's gonna be even harder for him to fully shift over to newer stuff.

>old avgn
>casually reviews games as if he were James himself.
>even at his angriest, it feels genuine and how people would actually react
>Quotes are actually memorable for being funny
>skits were actually funny and had soul
>has control over the game, if it’s shit he turns it off when he wants
>are infinitely rewatchable, can put on in the background anytime I wanna get comfy

>Modern avgn
>completely flanderizes the character.
>Has over the top fits that are super annoying and cringe, not how normal people act
>quotes are only memorable for how cringy they are
>skits are terribly unfunny and overuse green screen/bad effects, whereas the old ones actually try.
>games have control over him. Acts like he’s in actual pain rather than in shock at how bad they are.
>watch one just to see how bad it is, never wanna see again.

Please James just end it

Anybody else remember Mike Matei's review of the movie Leprechaun? I have been looking for it for years.

I just binged the seasons, I'm at seven I think. Holy fucking shit after the 100th episode everything went absolute shit. I did not remember the episodes being so consistently cringe and shit after the 100th. What the fuck happened?

In my opinion, it was the Lloyd Kaufman episode that ruined AVGN.

Eh, for me it went to shit around the 100th episode. He also said in the making of AVGN episode (ep 101 or 102) that he want to be funny but he cannot force it. How fucking ironic...

Brown my dude, no debate

Who else got an AVGN tattoo and regret it like fuck?

Is it of a goat snorting Cocaine off a baby’s penis?

The wayback machine, faggot.

>the nerd calls the Chad that rescued him a "manlet"
Threadly reminder, this is what lanklets here all look like

kek
Actually I was just shitposting, though I did want to get a cinemassacre chainsaw logo (or something related to the site) one time. I loved them for almost a decade but the state of the site now is just pathetic. Fuck that.

I miss when the site had exclusive content
He doesn’t even show clips from movies anymore. It’s just James talking in front of a camera describing everything, or maybe showing a slideshow, even when the movie is public domain

At least there were 100 good episodes. That would be a pretty good run for a TV show.

>Those garbage YT crossover episodes
>Those cringy "mascot suddenly becomes real" episodes
Man I wish James would do way more videos with his real persona without his retarded guests.

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Yeah, I understand that on youtube they have to cut any content which could be copyrighted but it still isn't the same. Especially if it's fucking Monster Madness which was all about rewieving a movie and showing clips from it. I haven't checked out the Cinemassacre site in years but it had the original videos. Is it still the same or are the videos also "censored" there?

RAID 2020? Maybe I'll review that in the year 2020.

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Favourite episodes?
- Silver surfer
- Ninja Gaiden
- Atari ...I don't remember the number
- Bugs Bunny
- Plumbers don't wear ties

There's also the atari sex games.

That's an official episode. It's just not on YouTube because it's too sexual.

Everything on the site is the same. However, he doesn’t post there anymore. Now it’s just an “archive”

That episode was fun. You can tell James was just having a great time hanging out with him.

He reviewed all the games he wanted to, and now he just makes whatever videos Ryan and Mike tell him to.

action 52
super pitfall
bugs bunny birthday
power glove
and that episode of making an avgn episode

Silver surfer
Superman 64
Virtual boy
Cdi
Any Halloween episode before alien 3
Sega cd
Honestly there’s just too many good ones to name off the top of my head
AVGN really reminds of the Simpsons, a show that put out classic after classic, only to become insufferable later on.

yes. egomaniac but nobodycalls him out on it. Several self made documentaries about himself. And an autobiography under the age of 40.

since his shitty avgn movie his acting became so fucking awful, it just doesn't feel right, too forced and pretentious

He made the avgn episodes Mike wanted since the 3rd episode.

He's just doing for money at this point, but I can't blame him. He has a lot of time to spend with his family, and all he has to do is put a tiny bit of effort into making another Nerd episode once in a while.

Jeffery Sweeney is going to spend the rest of his life shouting into the wind. Meanwhile James and Mike will continue to make millions of dollars. Even if its soulless, if you hd to do minimal work and make tons of cash, wouldnt you?

I remember this releasing and people being pissed that they censored James, makes sense since this was the "SHIT LOAD OF FUCK" era still.

>sneed and screenwave fattie memes in the same thread
A match made in ass

interesting insight.

what do pigtails mean in the east?

But how would you get Chuck?

youtube.com/watch?v=eH7sgpoTl7k
There's also this one where he reviews TMNT 3 as The Nerd but as "The Angry Movie Nerd"

Captain S for Suicide

yeah

I’m pretty sure this is an official episode. It at least feels like one

His wife is eternally mad even in a family photo, what's her fucking problem

Why does she look emotionless and dead inside? At least James knows how to smile.
Actually I can't remember seeing April smile in photos.

HE'S GONNA SUCK AND FUCK TO CHUCK'S

And xxguccimane jerks off to avgn every morning and called out Mike’s name when he cums. I heard it once.

She is angry James gets all the attention. Which has made her increasingly depressed. All she has is to tell him what to do, and James obeys like a sheep. This is why he barely does his own content any more. She makes him take care of the children every day. This is why he has “no time”. All the problems with Cinemassacre stem from her not being able to handle his fame.

Yes, it's an official episode, but YouTube got tough on copyright stuff so it's not on the channel anymore.

How bad is the name “screenwaveDestroyer”. Its a name a literal retard would come up with.

You would have to be autistic to do that in the first place..

old avgn was written by Mike most of the time.

obviously a line written by Mike. We all know James doesn’t think like this.

This is really a great video. It's better than anything Doug Walker ever made.

she only smiles when james isnt around

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I thought it was a troll at first but when I found out it was actually Jeffrey Sweeney being totally serious it confirmed is weaponized retardation.

Why does she NEVER look happy? It's infuriating what a cunt she is in every photograph of her in existence.

He's been making videos for over a decade. There are only so many video games to "review".

...

>there's some dude that is April's facebook friend and is probably around the same age - late-thirties - randomly stalking her and posting her photos in threads full of young adults probably ten years younger than him to make fun of her toy-reviewing husband

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Never saw that Secret Scout one before

i see kieran is in the thread tonight!!! and look at how happy april looks when james isnt around!!

im 24

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James deserves better.

>he thinks gas chambers were pressurized

My sides

Did she lose weight? I thought she blew up like a heffer for a while

Why? So he can obsess more over his own ego?

Why do you think she is hiding behind them?

i think she lost a few pounds. pic related is from may.

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Show me a photo where April doesn't look like an insufferable cunt and I'll send you $100. I'm dead fucking serious.

You obviously don't know the "fat woman stands behind people" technique

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April is such a cautionary tale for me. It's scary to think I could end up stuck to some blown out used up uggo like that. Young April was decently cute, it's such a trap.

ONE GUY!?

It's called women and it is more common than you think.
My brother is the exact same age as James, lives in New Jersey, is into the same things as James (80s shit like G1 Transformers, NES) married a woman who looks a lot like April, who makes him take care of the kids and do most of the chores because of her "problems", and has a wife's son.

Seriously? Even the other chick (her mum?) reeks of cuntism.

NO CONTINUES

>watch this guy's latest video
>admits he started watching a kids show in the past year and likes it, even calling himself a "fan" of the show
Was it autism?

its the least cunty

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It's horrible. Someone post an old pic of April when she was cute

Unironically how do white women get so JUSTed after 30? Young white women start great and then there's a hell of a downfall.
They honestly start looking more and more like men.

She looks like a dude.

>american men look like overgrown hairy babies
>american women grow giant tits at 13 and start looking busted as fuck at 30
i think theres something in the food

I'M DRINKING ROLLIN ROCK

Years of caking makeup on their skin, and having a diet consisting of semen and salad, tend to do that to you.

>muh labels
Don’t be so insecure. Watch what you want
Especially if your an artist who wants to make things yourself, like Doug (in his mind) is.

>im 24

Sad!

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ON!!! THE ROLL'N'ROCKER!!

>24
time to think about your retirement, grandpa!

sneed

>tfw no azn retro gamer gf
>captain s literally chased after stacy instead of becky

To be chuck honest

>yfw this girl is probably nearing 40

azn girl hair is so soft, it feels like a handle made to comfort your hand as you pull it back to tease and/or dominate her

In europe, especially the uk, everyone has the voice of an absolute faggot

fucking cringe. have sex incel.

What a chad

>like bro it's totally normal to regularly watch and enjoy some child's show in your adult years

I'm still yet to see her smile.

IS THIS FUCKING GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU INCEL???

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then went home to his wife. And she went home with her boyfriend. real chad.

amen. whenever i'm rewatching avgn i skip all episodes with bugs bunny, spiderman, shit pickle (?), etc. they're all too unbearable

So close, but she STILL CAN'T FUCKING SMIILE

I MAY HATE HER MORE THAN BRIE

If it’s something you enjoy, there’s nothing wrong with it.
Also, just because something is safe for kids, doesn’t mean only kids can get enjoyment out of it
Not every kids show is Barney

at least his kids are white and blonde, he looks like a nice dude
whats up with his fucking wife? what the fuck is her problem?

It was a different time...

>retarded epic meme shit now
>now
in 2008, he did a 3 part series on the mario and zelda CGI games which were ytp memes (and about a year past their prime) Are we just gonna ignore that?

did you know Rental Reviews shows movie clips + sound? yet, james still has to use clipless for solo reviews

hi slob

those are for young girls. it indicates youre still a child or at least dependent on parents

Didn't know Raimi wrote the Roger Rabbit episode

youre doing Gods work user

What kind of autist would have this information readily available?

his kids are super cute, good for him
his wife looks like a raging cunt per usual who probably makes her daughters cry all the time from yelling at them over pointless things

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Feels that way here too, like a potential red flag for someone with problems if they're not still young.

WHAT A PIECE OF COWABUNGA SHIT!

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>white women
nah. all women look awful after 25. if you didnt fuck a girl before 25, youre past her prime. At the hooker place i browse in asia, there are no women there past the age of 25. they are all asian too

>As much as I love the three stooges, the shorts are problematic to watch with my wife's biracial children in the room

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his wife looks like a fucking cunt

Are you looking forward to the upcoming Awesome Video Games crossover?

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He told us that JewWario was burning in hell, and no one believed him.

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True, perhaps, but when they're past their prime is when they are vastly more adventurous and less entitled. A few wrinkles are a worthy tradeoff for that.

blows my mind that people speak about that kind of shit with such confidence.

LMAO implying that cuck ever finishes '''"editing"" AVG. Can't wait for another 100 days of 'deep file management'.

>not knowing about avgn cgi episodes
>not knowing how popular cgi youtube poops were in 2007
are you unironically under 18? Anyone whose been on the internet since 2008 knows about the cgi ytps. And anyone whose a casual fan of the nerd knows the cgi eps.

i wish more women had pigtails. its a lucky catch. unfortunately, after women leave college, thats when they "mature" and purposely make themselves more ugly to attract beta buxx providers.

his kids are cute. but some user whose an expert in kids says they are probably going to grow up to be ugly. you can already see it in their giant foreheads

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that was teased in spring 2018. literaly over a year. what the fuck. james is probably outraged and cut ties with that hack

is that sneed?

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met a few women like her

they´re:

>introverted as fuck
>always with a RBF
>big ego (they think you want to have sex with her just because you talk or initiate a conversation with her)
>they always have something to complain
>muh oppression (victim complex)

etc.......

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>"Super Schindler's List 3D? More like Super Shitler's Piss 3D. This game is a bigger failure than multiculturalism. Picking cotton in sweltering hot 110 degree weather while being whipped is more fun than this game. I'd rather be an actual fucking Jew during the Holocaust than play this shitty game. I'd rather get gassed by Hitler's ass than play another fucking second of this shit! This game is proof that Hitler did nothing wrong, and that he was just trying to make sure that those greedy kikes at LJN were dead before they had a chance to cash in on the deaths of their fellow kikes. IT LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA HAVE TO FINISH WHAT DER FÜHRER STARTED! FUCK THIS GAME, I'M SENDING IT TO THE OVEN WHERE IT BELONGS!"
>"Super Schindler's List 3D? More like Super Shitler's Piss 3D. This game is a bigger failure than multiculturalism. Picking cotton in sweltering hot 110 degree weather while being whipped is more fun than this game. I'd rather be an actual fucking Jew during the Holocaust than play this shitty game. I'd rather get gassed by Hitler's ass than play another fucking second of this shit! This game is proof that Hitler did nothing wrong, and that he was just trying to make sure that those greedy kikes at LJN were dead before they had a chance to cash in on the deaths of their fellow kikes. IT LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA HAVE TO FINISH WHAT DER FÜHRER STARTED! FUCK THIS GAME, I'M SENDING IT TO THE OVEN WHERE IT BELONGS!"
Jesus fucking CHRIST
WHAT THE FUCK WAS JAMES THINKING

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Well at least he has a family.

People rag on him for his wife, but most women nowadays are turbocunts like her.

Super Schindler's List 3D!?

>Romania... Rom-a-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT! This country is diarrhea coming out of my dick! This CUNTRY is as appealing as a fucking ooze-infested dirty fucking Indian street shit! I've had more fun playing with Pahjeet turds! Vlad the Impaler's my ass and Romania's my balls, this place is an inside-out asshole regurgitated putrid anal fecal matter! I'd rather fucking yank all the hairs out of my scrotum! I'd rather drink diarrhea vomited out of an Indian's anus! Romania sucks so bad it sucks. Romania so fucking sucks it fucks! ROMANIA FUCKING BLOWS, ROMANIA'S A PIECE OF SHIT... and I don't like Gypsies.
I think Raimi cowrote a few episodes.

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its a good thing April and James are boomers. The modern day April Rolfe would for sure suggest an open marriage in a heart beat. Modern April would unironically see no problem with sleeping with fans of avgn at cons. it would be just like projared

this. jesus christ. his beach cooler is probably full of Monsters too.

Oh God... those are all terrible.
Elmo's Number Journey with Mike screeching in the background, Secret Scout with the monotonous tone, that horrid Bayou Billy review where James pronounced Bayou strangely and has those weird distracting sideburns... plus PAT the fuck is in and wrote it.

youtube.com/watch?v=rABrXPVzU7U
>screenwave copyright strikes a review of the avgn movie TWICE
>has an ongoing series called rental reviews where allthey do is review movies
yeah, fuck them. theyre scumbags.

imagine making money off hobbyist videos on youtube and thinking you're successful.
the bar truly has fallen low.

>"It's a bold move for LJN to make a game about the Holocaust. Thankfully, it's just fiction."

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kek

it's CDI you fucking retard ape

oh my god. the main bad guy is unironically a jew

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Impossible.

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Dark brown like his wife's lover

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youtube.com/watch?v=KTpSKZsCGbM

I remember those jock republicans beating me up in high school too. I'm gonna go sub to this enterprising young chap.

If you're browsing a hooker place in Asia, you're probably at some brown jungle Asian country where the genetics and standard of living/cosmetics are shit.

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>that episode of mike playing a shitty mario rom hack and having a mental breakdown because of these weird jackhammer noises

wish i could find it

>he doesnt know the about the multi million dollar soapland business in Japan

youtu.be/ljg0ARICOwc?t=6510
>1:48:31
I really REALLY hope that one night, while mikes walking around his apartment in the dark, Erin accidentally surprises him, causing him to beat her repeatedly like this clip, and she shows up on her next livestream with a couple of bruises on her face

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A few years back, when Mike used to stream on YouTube and before the Screenwave takeover and moving to Twitch. I remember him streaming TMNT on NES and bitching for 30 minutes straight about emulators and ROMs and would not let up on it. He of course edited all that out later on. I also remember Ryan and Mike streaming together and playing GI Joe on NES and would NOT listen to advice at all and kept dying and fucking up. Ryan is a retard.

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holy fucking kek

TO THE TIME YOU GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS
IT WAS THAT TIME
THAT YOU FOUND OUT
YOU WERE ACTUALLY AN ANIME GIRL
SO DILATE
YOUR OOZING CROTCH WOUND
BEFORE IT CLOSES AND YOU GET SEPSIS
YOU'RE THE MANLY
TRANNY GIRL
YOU'RE THE UGLY, STINKY TRANNY GIRL
YOU'RE THE DERANGED TRANNY GIRL

I've never watched this guy's shit, so that's just from listening to the intro once.

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B-b-b-b-b-bust-A-Move!

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youtube.com/watch?v=iOu6LCzNkDw
>even Mike Matei of all people is cringing at your bullshit

thank you so much for this

maybe he deleted the video then
he was actually having a breakdown and it was pretty unsettling at how autistically angry he was

He deletes videos or edits them all the time.

Yeah you think someone off this site would be going to those? lmao

Okay, that's pretty funny. Reminds me of rotational velocidensity

REMINDER TO SPAM MIKE'S TWITTER WITH HIS LOCO BANDITO COMICS ON HIS TWITTER

>getting butthurt over emulators and roms
What, is he afraid of realizing game collecting is a total joke?

If Mike would embrace the Bandito and make new comics, he would have the support of this entire place.

What the fuck is he talking about?
What is he trying to say does he realize he sounds fucking insane?
How is he such an entrepreneur and an alpha with this style of thought

Pretty much. All those people on YouTube are worried about that. Pat, Lame Chasers, Mike, etc. They're all about the $$$

>REMINDER TO SPAM MIKE'S TWITTER WITH HIS LOCO BANDITO COMICS ON HIS TWITTER
do it

how about go spam the truth subreddit with pics of bootsy

youtu.be/-B6RProVY2U

what's the point in caring about some piece of shit game just because it's rare?

They value having the games so they can lord it over people. "Look at my expensive game! You're not a REAL gamer unless you spend $800 on a game cartridge!"

Doug get gun

Whats even the point on owning the original hardware if youre not gonna play it on a retro CRT monitor?

Imo Ninja Gaiden episode is the only one of these that is good.

It's been done on reddit and nothing happened. If you want to see Mike get outed, it has to be on a bigger platform like Twitter.

No idea. I always found it strange though that they received literally thousands of games for all the systems plus rare consoles and James and Mike barely even scratch the surface. It's like they are JUST now getting to their backlog. I mean, how can you have all those games and not have run though a ton of them already? They are such casuals it's not even funny. Perfect example of being at the right place at the right time.

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The first time I saw that Pat the NES Cunt was on AVGN and I instantly hated him.

no one wants to see mike outed except for exceptionally autistic psychopaths. Not even the truth subreddit cares about mike enough to do him harm. its always that one special asperger kid in these threads that genuinely hate mike and want to see harm done to him

>pay 900 bucks for a copy of Little Samson that has the cart cracked open
>or spend 10 seconds downloading it

hmm

Exactly.

>no one wants to see mike outed except for exceptionally autistic psychopaths.
or people who want to see quality in the Cinemassacre videos again. You're gonna sit there and tell me whenever a vid is wasted on a J&M Mondays and it's nothing but Mike screeching in his feminine high pitched voiced, it's a good thing? Once he's booted off as an on-screen presence, the quality of the videos will skyrocket.

I personally find Mike Matei more likable than anyone else from Cinemassacre, RLM, or CA.

Is Toxic Crusader the worst episode or is it the Joker one?

>its always that one special asperger kid in these threads that genuinely hate mike and want to see harm done to him

fuck off Mike. Literally no one likes you.

That's because you relate to autistic beta males who thinks being loud and obnoxious is humorous.

Joker because Mike is at his worst. At least Lloyd Kaufman had a funny line.

I corrected him on stuff in the comments section for one of his videos
I got mad because the info was publicly available but he never corrected himself in the future
AVGN is fun to watch but you have to remember it's just a character, he's not an "expert" on anything and chances are doesn't care about video games in reality.

All this for stupid games too old to have any reward left for winning, and too hard to have any fun with.

Videogames have steadily gotten easier and easier. The sweet spot was obviously 97-03.

every celebrity is at the right place and right time. ever. What seperates Belle Delphine from the thousands of other cosplay whores? Even all the movie actors we grew up with in the 90s, they were 1 of thousands of other actors auditioning, that the director picked out of the hat that day to make them a star.
I cant think of single celebrity who wasnt at the right place and right time. Maybe except for sports athletes, since that is solely skill in their craft.

Mike>Screenwave Goons/Modern James

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It's more that he's self-aware and has an honest sense of humor.

>That time you did coke with your crush and watched plumbers don't wear ties and you both laughed

It's not fucking fair I'm in love with her and there's nothing I can do about it. Last weekend she held my hand as we walked to the bar.

I kind of enjoy his 3 minute stream clips because of how they're edited, but for the life of me I can't imagine how someone could sit there and watch him play a shitty game for 4+ hours. Who even has time for that?

>he's self-aware
No he really isn't. He genuinely believes what he does works and is funny.
>and has an honest sense of humor.
As opposed to what exactly?

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What exactly does he do better than the rest of the guys?

Mike co wrote a lot of avgn eps pre 100. So if youre talking about going back to the roots of cinemassacre, that means youre all for mike being more involved.
>time wasted on james and mike
Id take more james and mike over Rental reviews or shit like playlist junkie. I think there should be more james and mike. Gives james more incentive to complete his backlog so the AVGN character isnt as fake. All movie reviews should just be discussions should belong on them.
I find the time james and mike discussed the star wars sequels on james and mike more engaging than any rental review lol. They should be titled something like

James and Mike Monday: Resident Evil 3 + thoughts on New Godzilla film

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i dont think toxic crusaders is bad. I kind of like it in fact. I know Kaufman says some cringe lines. But, i dont think it detracts from the overrall episode. Its like the premise of the episode is good, just with cringy parts.
As opposed to something like the Sega Activator episode or Polybius, where the whole premise is shit

>Mike co wrote a lot of avgn eps pre 100. So if youre talking about going back to the roots of cinemassacre, that means youre all for mike being more involved
That's why I literally fucking said have him booted off as an ON-SCREEN presence if you had actually took the time to read.

>beta males
mike has a 10 inch dick. hes more alpha and chad than 95% of men in the world. just think, does your dick come anywhere close to 10 inches?

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>As opposed to what exactly?
Forcing curse words and memes and making wacky faces because that's what you think your retarded audience likes.

Mike doesn't care because he's not a totally castrated cuck with an SJW wife like James.

I have a massive dick but it doesnt make anyone an alpha. It's how you carry yourself. If you have a small dick and carry yourself well, you're still a beta and if you carry yourself like a bitch and have a big dick you're still a beta.

in my opinion, being in love with a girl before she even fucks you means the relationship is DOA from the start. Relationships should always start with the girl being initially clingy with the guy

>Last weekend she held my hand as we walked to the bar.
Then you're good to go. Grow some balls.

>Mike doesn't care because he's not a totally castrated cuck with an SJW wife like James.
retard bait. He's literally used alt accounts on reddit while people were calling him out in order to defend himself. He's as insecure any any bitchboi faggot is.

youtube.com/watch?v=c4oyHhb5kV8
youtube.com/watch?v=bwbqcxVWfSA

I've never seen Polybius episode, because the whole premise was boring as fuck and it's too long to boot.

Raimi should come back.

Loco Bandito is Based and hilarious. Go back to resetera and dilate.

What a fun group.

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>Who even has time for that?
Im a sad depressed, autistic 21 year old neet whose an incel and has extreme yellow fever. Anime, movie, and gaming dont even bring me happiness and i cant get into them. My favorite hobby is sleeping and shitposting on Yea Forums. ive attempted suicide by hanging on multiple occasions.
And i find it easy to watch 3 hours of mike matei playing games. I had to force myself just to STOP watching mike matei play games. Theyre one of my favorit past times. There was one weekend, where i promised myself i would be productive, but then i put on one of mikes streams and ended up watching for like 6 hours. I was getting into them, as much as the time i watched every episode of king of the hill.
i hope this gives you insight on the type of people who watch mike matei streams.

There are sex-havers in the chat though and even some females.

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The best ones are where the frustration with the game is legitimate, like Silver Surfer, Ghostbusters, Dragon's Lair, Dick Tracey

>i have a massive dick
literally everyone on the internet says this. i never met anyone who can admit to having a small one.
Im a puny 6 inches and an incel. So, i think i prove my point.
>if you carry yourself like a bitch
aka
>just be confident bro :^)

That's a shame dude. You're still young so I hope you snap out of this lifestyle one day and find something more fulfilling.

>tfw neet but not even bored and pathetic enough to watch mike play games

why is mike matei of all people, the person discord trannies are choosing to attack? Are you guys still mad at james over ghostbusters?
dilate

Is there a video where these hambeasts pound vinny's boipucci?

this is honestly just hilarious once you realize chris bores has his own ghost hunting show.

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theres no snapping out of it. The only hope i have is to buy plastic surgery for my face, so i at least look attractive enough to passively get girls interested in me. i have the money for it; saved up from crypto. but my mom says she will kick me out of the house if i ever try to get any surgery done on my face.
I know that there are a lot of ugly guys who can get girls with their personality. But personality is very much inherited. I dont think its possible to ever change someones personality dramatically.
i think there are 2 types of neets in the world.
>the classic neet
your run of the mill /jp/sie or Yea Forumsnon whose into anime and has high anime powerlevel.
>the autistic neet
the type that fits in with deviantart fetish forums. their only hobby is very niche that less than 2% of the world even knows about

That one really fat one is going to unironically be bedridden soon. Fuck these pieces of shit.

but I thought he was BLACKED!

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Hey Doug.. I heard you might need some new creators to bring back Channel Awesome?

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Justin Silverman will unironically live till 80. Im fully convince God is keeping him alive so he can eternally be the punching bag for all fat jokes

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His stepkids are there in the background.

He may live. But he will not live well.

I hope we live in a timeline where james has been secrely fucking girls left and right behind aprils back. not even casual hook up. I want it to be that every con or location tour he goes on, hes running on some underground sex cult like jew wario, where he has orgies with multiple underage and barely legal cosplay girls. it would be the greatest twist in history, since james is always percieved as innocent move maker.

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hes an autistic faggot

youtube.com/watch?v=LCesChZJFiE

He could do this is he put his mind to it, but he's too much of a beta cuck.

I haven't sneed any simpsons threads lately?

Now that's a plot twist I can get behind.

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james wrote the majority of it. he won't let on how much mike would be there and play while he took notes.
maybe mike is rewriting history because he went from never known, to wearing a mask, to being a character, to having his own show/channel, to now retroactively being the one playing the game footage and having now somehow gone back and written the scripts

Mike is a dork who is able to pass for a normie. James is a normie who pretends to be a dork.
The rest are actual hopeless omegas.

based

You mean he's too much of a principled, loyal and moral man.

bros, what was the last good avgn episode?

more like a pathetic ass simp

earthbound

103 making of an avgn episode
even 100 was shitty though. the two batman ones around episode 50? 60? were bad too.

he didnt ask what was the first bad avgn ep. he asked what the last good one

Earthbound was kino

last good one was, again, 103, making of an episode. everything after that is extra manufactured crap, which i'm sure he likes making, but his episodes are better when he's on a deadline like when he was doing screwattack

>project diva x
whoever did this knows their migu, fuck diva x

She has a bf but he's half way across the country. Shes been texting me to come hang and watch alien documentary's with her. Fuck it I'm gonna do it Yea Forums fuck her bf I'm gonna do it.

good luck man

100 is kino what are you talking about

"alright here's your damn gyro"

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earthbound was a good episode but still lacked the classic genuine avgn soul imo.

Power Rangers one.

not him, but its an episode i apprieciate and like more as i got older. I watched it when i was 12 at the time. I was growing out of avgn and thought it wasnt as edgy and entertaining as i percieved it when 8. I had already watched the irate gamer video on ROB, so it was the first ep where i had already knew well about the thing the nerd was covering. (even though, the avgn ep is a 10x better than bores vid). The finale was a copy of the smb3 video, so it didnt feel too special. At the time, a lot of people thought the nerd was going downhill since the lester the unlikely video (which at the time was seen as bad).

i just remember, growing out of avgn at that age. Strangely, the dr jeckle and mr hyde vid left a bit of a bad feeling with me. i like the ep a lot, but i dont, it was weird puberty feeling. Lester the unlikely sucked. The nerd stole christmas ep was weird. Day dreamin davey felt a return to form, but not the same. Star wars was a bit too ambitious.
i was looking forward and hyping up the 100th episode so much. I thought it was going to revitalize my interest in avgn and make me feel like an elementary school kid watching it again. But then i watched it, and it was just okay. it was at that point, i didnt percieve James Rolfe as a god anymore, and i realized, that all the nerd eps since dr jeckly revisted were good- it was just me.

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