Which level is your country at Yea Forums?

Dirty commies
USA should be god tier

>hollywood isn't red
Shit map.

Brown

Bump up Israel and Australia to orange

Bump up South Korea to god

Downgrade France to High

Downgrade Russia to quality

Downgrade Iran to one or two good directors

Upgrade Norway to one or two good directors

Downgrade Turkey to meme tier

>Not downgrading US of A to enemy of cinema
fuck off, sneaky satan

High tier apparently, despite most of our directors being active during the 1950 - 70s. We produced some kino back then but since we've not been very active.

> Bump up Israel and Australia to orange
Why? Australia's main director nowadays (Hillcoat) has only made trash. They really only do have two or three good directors ever.

> Bump up South Korea to god
> Downgrade France to High
Wat? Korea has barely anything pre 2000, whereas cinema began in France.

> Downgrade Russia to quality
Oh yeah, the country of Tarkovsky, Vertov, Klimov, Eisenstein, Zvyagintsev and Kalatozov are on the level of Mexico?

>Downgrade Iran to one or two good directors
>Upgrade Norway to one or two good directors
lmao why would Norway be on the same level of Iran? You really think Troll Hunter is an equal movie to Close-up?

Orange

We (Netherlands) literally have one good director so bretty good map

It's very obvious a Russian made this.

>South Korea
>god tier
They have like 2 good directors and one kino every year or 2. China is more interesting than Koreans for fuck's sake and France is infinitely more influential than gooks can ever dream of.

A few great directors. It's better than nothing, I suppose.

I don't see Antarctica and the penguins on this chart

Basé.

Mexico hasn't produced a good film since I think the 60s'. Golden age is great, but kinda cheating because we abused of foreign directors.
>inb4 el infierno or some other tarantino wanabe flick is posted

El Santo movies, peak of all cinema, are still unbeaten.

Agree, but only the classics.

sadly irrelevant.
>Russia in God tier
Why? It belongs in "a few great directors" or "quality" at most.

As a Japanese person we shouldn't be white at all. We can't direct and we've been irrelevant in cinema since the late 1970s. Actors can't act as well and over exaggerate everything like it's an anime.

Even K*reans make better films than us nowadays for fucks sake.

>a real japanese admitting defeat to gooks
You're too obvious, dog eater.

Supposedly God tier, but really there is no reason to have us there while the US are not. The US alone have been the home of easily half the great directors of kino history.
I think you have a weird conception of the quality of our cinema because only the at least passable films get worldwide releases. Movies here are mostly trash without even the (remnant) production value of amerimutt budgets.

>tfw uganda's who killed captain alex unironically has an 8.2 rating on imdb.

That's really the case with pretty much every country that's not the US, isn't it?
And I agree, the US should be God tier.

tbf the one about the zombies and the train was quite good. japan still has some good films but theyre often cringe like the one about the kids that got swapped at birth

>italy
>god tier
tell me again why these literal niggers are considered worth?
>never made a single good movie except for shit western boomer crap
>we wuz romans
romans derived from germanic and northern europe people, hence the blonde hair/blue eyes combo. italian shitskins are literal rapebabies.

youtube.com/watch?v=8sW4orW148g
how long until this man makes a movie? Neil Breen levels of greatness

>black
does it mean i should compete vicariously, by supporting my designated 1st world colonizer?

>USA not evil tier

>sweden
>high
a filthy sw*doid concocted this post

>serbia
>not black
top jej

Japanese has Miyazaki's films and Kurosawa, which alone puts it in the upper echelon. The odd anime masterpiece is admirable, but considering how small percentage isn't utter dogshit, I agree that Japan ain't god tier by any stretch

>Brazil
>Quality
Come on, try harder than this. This place is hell on Earth, someone let me out.

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kys and you'll be free

30-30 to the dome will solve your problems right quick

Don't mention it, I'm almost on the breaking point.

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Why is France above everyone else in Europe?

dont do it

>China
>not evil

irrelevant

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>greece
>serbia
>romania
>hungary
>finland
>czech republic
what famous films or directors from there except serbia's newborn porn?

it may be evil but it has produced too much quality stuff in the past to be disregarded

name one good thing that came out of china

I can't, you won

Black Coal Thin Ice
Suzhou River

Tencent and Epic Gaming Store, fellow gweilo.

theres much more to japan than that. they suck now but its like germany: a few decades of pure unfiltered kino can generate alot of goodwill

>epic game store

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2010's Indian action cinema is kino. Go watch Raid and then come back, OP. It's also awesome because they push jingoistic hindu-nationalism in all action flicks and also group dance scenes. It's like Third Reich kino but on acid in disco.

I'm from Duterteland and I don't know who you mean by "few great directors"

Hui Mong-wak
Juyp Tssee-brak
Dong Waaa-vre

What are some good American movies?

the godfather, barry lyndon, conan the barbarian

schindlers list

>Japan is god tier
That's all you needed to know this was a meme image

avengers
avengers age of ultron
avengers infinity war
avengers endgame

>Swedish fulm
>high tier
It hasn't been that for at least 20 years, only feminism and multicultural crap in their movies nowadays.

The Birth of a Nation and Blacked series.

serbia's newborn porn?

>japan
>god tier

watch "a serbian film"

>russia god tier
>all other slaws irrelevant tier
I wonder who made this image. :^)

>USA is shit

>Downgrade Russia to quality

>>Russia in God tier
>Why? It belongs in "a few great directors" or "quality" at most.
>As a Japanese person we shouldn't be white at all.
>>italy
>>god tier
>tell me again why these literal niggers are considered worth?
>>USA not evil tier
>Why is France above everyone else in Europe?
>>Japan is god tier
>That's all you needed to know this was a meme image

I guess no country makes good movies, huh?

Norway's stinky

>canada
>shit
Ahem. I think you forgot some people

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Aren’t most Mexican movies nowadays about narcos and lowbrow comedies?

Some surprising gems have come out here and there.

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since when brazil is quality
only good movie was city of god
this was made by a brazilian

correct

>this was made by a brazilian
why do people think that being born in a country makes you an expert of the art of said country?

>A fucking leaf so low on this map
Clearly some newfags who can't into Yea Forums

why does finland have interwar borders minus the arm

>USA not in god-tier but fucking ITALY is
what kind of delusional eurocope is this jfc. agree with france and ussr's position tho

the works of d.w. griffith, cecil b demille, king vidor, josef von sternberg, erich von stroheim, william a. wellman, robert altman, ernst lubitsch, william s hart, mervyn leroy, f.w. murnau, john ford, robert flaherty, billy wilder, gene saks, peter bogdanovich, william wyler, raoul walsh, john ford, samuel fuller, john carpenter, lewis milestone, franklin schaffner, arthur penn, preston sturges, robert aldrich, jacques tourneur, howard hawks, james cruze, john huston, michael curtiz, anthony mann, otto preminger, henry hathaway, monte hellman, fritz lang, howard hughes, frank capra, budd boetticher, charlie chaplin, douglas fairbanks.

>northern ireland irrelevant
>Ireland good tier
Fucking kill yourselfs taigs, no surrender never a united Ireland

>USA
>high tier

lol

>just strawman everyone and then pat yourself on the back
ok

Britain and Germany should be God tier. Spain should be be at least quality, especially given how great a lot of their post-fascist work has been. Canada should at the very least be quality, but probably high tier. Iran should be a few good directors.

Neorealism, giallo, spaghettis. They anticipated new wave cinema in Europe, slashers in the US, and developed several genres otherwise. Italy is notorious for shitty sound, but their God tier. No question m8. Watch more films.

>spaghettis
>of any worth whatsoever

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Also, US is God tier. Only a retard would think otherwise.

Make that argument all you like, it’s just one of many contributions to cinema they’ve made.

slovenia
>irrelevant
HAHAHA BITCH WATCH A FEW WAR MOVIES THEIR GREAT

youtu.be/Wk_2lPb-2ug

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