What are we watching?

if it's math class, then it's either Stand & Deliver or Donald Duck In Mathmagic Land

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Donald Duck in Mathmagic Land

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Magic Sneedbus

Haha don't worry about it! Just watch the movie kids. Shut the fuck up and watch the movie. Watch the fucking movie. Watch it. Shut up. Watch.

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Air Bud, Free Willy 1/2/3, Home Alone 1, The Parent Trap, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (2005)

it's that white room with animals and globes and shit in the intro

Schindler’s list

>*hands out worksheet with one paragraph open response question in complete sentences for every 5 minutes of the film*
>*answers aren't directly stated and have to be inferred from context of what's happening*
>*plays the entire film at half speed because kids were complaining about not getting all of the questions written down but won't rewind*
>*last few questions ask you to state your personal opinions on the themes of the film with supporting evidence*
this is school, you're here to learn sweetie ;-)

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I always hated when teachers gave some sort of worksheet or packet of questions to try and justify them "teaching"
>"oh, these questions are to see if you were actually watching the film or not"
I never really bothered answering the questions or just gave 1-word answers, i was too busy enjoying the movie

>go to school to watch TV
the absolute state of american “education”

My English teacher put on The Matrix and made the class artistically deconstruct the lobby fight scene shot by shot in a quiz he made. He was the best.

I had a hungover teacher who showed us Patriot by Mel Gibson in middle school. It was kino

So...

you fap to traps...

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>Get paid to cart a television into the classroom and air public access TV shows
>Unionize and demand higher pay
Why are Americans like this?

>teacher wheels TV away
>sorry that was for last class, you guys are doing proofs today

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we did that but for the whole film, was a good way to end senior year.

>euros memorize useless facts all day while americhads get to watch kino in class
SEETHING

The Gods must be Crazy

I saw Finding Nemo about a dozen times on these setups. Got old pretty quickly.

this is why you mutilate your penis at birth, don’t know how to properly drive a car, use a temperature scale based on the biology of horses, and also why nobody really likes you

What are you reading?

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>proofs
What kinda fancy german education did you get?

this is why your country isn't the best at making films

Season 11 episode 5
E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)