Have you ever met a famous celebrity before?

Oh my God Hugh I'm a "hugh"ge fan of you

based black man

>be 17 year old me
>edgy goth kid, trenchcoat an all
>walk down the street one day with by friend who was also a metal head.
>get stopped by some random guy
>he looks like a hobo/hipster
>asks us if he can take some pictures of us for his website
>I ask him what website.
>''30secondsfrommars.com''
> Like the band?
>''Like the band, sure''
>Let him take his picture and think nothing of it.

A few days later it dawned on me, it was Jared Leto.
I guess I didn't expect it because I live in Norway and we don't see that famous celebrities just walking about as much.

It's tempting to post a meme reply but yes, I've actually met a bunch of celebrities from being a part time extra over the last decade.

I briefly met Perturbator after a concert. But no Yea Forums celebs. Closest would be a friend that made some of the sets for Hostel 3.

I swear to god every time I think I’ve seen the gayest pic of Ezra, there’s something gayer.

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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Oh it's a she

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I sniffed Nellie McKay's used panties a few years ago.

They look like sisters

I went to middle and elementary school with Taylor Swift

Nice, I bet you got the ol’ soda can.

Oh no.... he didn't ask to see your feet, did he?

The song "Corey's Eyes" is about a guy that was on my HS lacrosse team. Now he's a balding CPA with a froggy GF

>race is a social construct

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Or I guess the song is called "Stay Beautiful." Anyway, Corey did not "stay beautiful"

me on the far right, stuck between two blond chicks

They both look mentally impaired lol

>Sophia Lillis looking on disgusted
Best girl.

Met Miley Cyrus, I wasn’t ugly so I was able to get a hug.

I didn't know the Oblivion NPC face model was that popular

nice me too

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Final boss tier body user.

His fingers are uncircumcised penises.

is that on the right male or female?

>Lillis’ face in the background
Absolute kino

>Quaid start the reactor

IT'S YOU!!! THE HERO OF KVATCH!!

My wife Sophia Lillis is so cute.

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post that belly button

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I want to die every single moment of my life, I can't believe it's not the same thing this guy thinks every fking second.

why? life is great

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I'm the same way. Sometimes I wonder if we feel this way because our lives are shit and our brains are rightly telling us that they're shit, or if it's because our brains are somehow fundamentally broken and making us feel sad.

I got to meet Chief Halftown and few Holocaust survivors in elementary and middle school.

Well... I am pretty sure it's the first one

Karen Gillan, she’s t-tall

These two creatures are of the same species?

>goth
>metal
>trench coat
none of these things go together

this monster has met a lot of celebrities
that's its job i guess
how the fuck someone gave birth to it and didn't drown it

I think it's cruel to let him live

had a threesome with Margot Robbie and Neil Patrick Harris

A hug?! You need to reevaluate your perception. I met Miley at a coffee shop through a mutual friend, banged her 20 mins later and would let all my friends drunk dial her at parties for a straight year until she changed her number. (Or was murdered, who knows)

>I want to die every single moment of my life
life is what you make of it. You're responsible for your own misery. You have the fight the chaos you have inside of you and not let the chaos in the world affect you. You should go to church.

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margot robbie just planked on the bed, expecting to be made love to. I bet niel is the best gay lover ever.

>Just be yourself.jpg

look at its fingers

Ezra should be in the fucking Doom Patrol, not Flash. He's the only thing that can out-weird the monkey girl in season 2.

>Its job

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She cute

stay jelly

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instagram.com/p/Bfi1mtYH9ek/ poor thing

What’s the story on this dude?

She looks like an ape.

Fag

Just met robert

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I don't know but have you listened to its voice .
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Holy shit

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instagram of the creature is theywantca

He drank a gallon of expired FEV virua

technically she is an ape

Do they?

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La americana...

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kek

I bet she thinks she's such a good person for treating him like everyone else and putting her arm around him and even resting her head on his but would stupid cunt do this shit for me even for 1 second i doubt it even if I asked her to ffs :'(

With his girlfriend

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>girlfriend

What's your excuse /tv?

>That's a 21 year old man
jfc

I was in a local healthy/expensive type supermarket in LA (we have a lot of those) and I'm in line to buy some ham at the deli there. The lady asked me what kind, and I said "I have no fucking idea what different kinds of ham there are, lady" ENTIRELY too loudly and the woman behind me in line I hadn't noticed burst the hell up laughing.

I turn around. It's the Mother of Dragons herself, Emilia Clarke.

She kinda half leans around me and says "Honey Glazed! My mum always gets that one.” to the lady over the counter and I just kinda stare at her for a sec then smile and say thanks. I'm about to pay for it and she says "No way, this one's on me" and pays the check for it right there. I was astounded, it was so awesome that I did the only thing I could think of ... I bent the knee. Once again she cracks up and asks me if I had any idea how long it had been since someone did that. I said "a day?" she said "almost never” with a small sigh.

We ended up having coffee at a place across the street. Turns out she bought a house in Venice, a really expensive residential area, and has been living there a while. We talked about everything that wasn't her career for about 45 minutes before she had to take off because her deli stuff was gonna go bad. I shook her hand and and quick hug and said she made my year today. She smiled and beat my head in with a dragon dildo. I looked up from the floor, my eyes covered in my own blood as I made out a blurry image of a dragon's head rising over her shoulder. Through the ringing in my ears I could hear her yell "Dracarys!" as the dragon let loose a plume of white-hot flame, ending my life.

and he's sexually active

God is dead

gods not dead hes surely alive

Nice hairline.

I want to hug her and sniff her hair

4 u

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I think so

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I'm attractive healthy as fuck asshole and I want to kill myself all the time while this guy keeps going. I don't understand. What the fuck is wrong with me

Who was the douchiest?

kek

Lack of vitamins. Look up Ray Peat.

>his girlfriend
>his girlfriend
>his girlfriend

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Came here to post this

Seriously it cant be so bad, he probably has lots of benefits and excuses he can get away with. I you're just comparing a regular person to him, sure life is easier, but on a cosmic scale he's still doing fine. I mean there are much worse situation where id say yeah they definitely hate every second of life but this is on the milder side.

She needs help.

His face looks like it was shopped into the pic

I can see her panties.

Me on the left.

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isn't that dude an npc in oblivion?

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It can't be so bad?
The guy is a living head on a powered wheelchair.
I can breathe, I can walk, I fking have fingers and still can't find a single reason to live. Of course, my/his suffering is nothing compared to the universe, even the simple fact I exist is amazing, however, in our world, in our reality, considering our possibilities as human beings, his life is a joke. Making the best of a bad situation is not living, this guy is not living and if he's not damn stupid, but really really really stupid, he knows that well.

>girlfriend

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real life isn't a hs movie. there was lots of cross pollination between the scenes because they're related. plus remember in the late 90's/early 2000's goth was marilyn manson, not the cure, which is a lot closer to metal.

Me on the right

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Gandy getting fucking mogged on the side profile game there.

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Me on the right.

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I seriously feel that Tom Cruise was going to have Cavill as a new member to the team but he was so intimidated by him that he was made in to a double agent, and had that pointless scene about having Cavill's character pass out during the jump out of the plane to make him seem incompetent. Not to mention, the way he gets his face burned and then later straight up impaled by a metal hook to the face.

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When the nukes hit only the Smimen and San will survive.