gross, yikes and cringe
Stranger Things S3
>suddenly they're all openly lovey dovey
wtf?
the human rat
kys
>suddenly
did you miss the part that they've done a timeskip and they've been in a relationship for a year?
>imagine fake kissing a literal child after getting stuffed with that Drake dick all summer
Like petting a cat.
kek
>Amerimutt
el monstruo
>not knowing teenage love
guess you missed out, pal
>teenage love
>as written by delusional adults
Ok, if you say so.
I really want one of the Stranger Things true Hollywood stories things. This cast are far too entertaining in their misery.
How does this dude not have teeth at like 20 years old
Oh silly him why didn't you just say that this Netflix series was written by 6th graders?
is this an american human?
>i'm 22 years old and i'm STILL a virgin
hes like 12
>that obvious jew gayboy
He's only 16 and he has a disorder called cleidocranial dysplasia
>he has a disorder called
being an amerimutt
I suppose every love story and relationship ever written was by "delusional" adults as well.
not the same, because they weren't LARPing as kids
stay mad 100% nigger
nice one, mutt
why isn't millie not jailbait and also my wife?
when can i hop into realities where i am married to her?
she's an ugly cunt looking like she hit the wall at 12
why would a man like that go for an old jew hag with a shit tier figure?
don't bully millie she is a young goddess
Joke’s on you, I’m actually 25
>young
hardly, not with how she's been aging
>godess
looks like a flat tranny dude
>not feeling her up
How is this in any way realistic?
>Finn after the kiss
where does this shitty meme comes from?
>muh capitalism
>product placement:the show
>shitty nostlagia references all the way
>communist trying to destroy muh pretty mall
>USA USA CHOPPERS in the end
Bravo Duffer Brothers
>rubbing away the std wart
Smart kid
>communist trying to destroy muh pretty mall
did you...actually watch the season?
let's see pics of girls you've fucked
this. it's not even subtle about any of it.
>pic
is that from something?
>girls
sure, none are old hags. last one was 17
Cara Buono is not Jewish
oh-mhhhhuuugggfffff-hel-hmmmmm-help-me-mmmmhhh-duffers
She was better looking in the second season
He gay
I wanna fuck Millie!!!!
So much of this show was cringe, but there was enough good, and personal investment in the characters to push through that stuff.
They’re supposed to act in such an awkward way that it’s funny
But this has probably flew over most of you guys heads because most of you are virgins
Not a meme. Some pretty inappropriate messages between the two of them, and Drake is a known pedophile at this point. Even had a kid with a woman under 18.
More please!!!!
What messages would those be?
Mike was so shit this season because Finn can not pretend to like Millie.
Thotisation process is underway I see.
And why isnt he convicted?
He probably thinks she’s below average and he’s better things for him in store so don’t blame him
Because he likes the dick. That nigga gay
>And why isnt he convicted?
Same reason pedowood still exists.
>she has had the jew mutt's (Drake) jizz on her lips
God he’s so fucking hot
It was the little brat girl who defended capitalism, you cummie, probably as a "character flaw" of her. The sovs being the villains were a nostalgia factor
Nah drake is a creampie man. That's why that other underage girl got knocked up
the show oozes creep pedophile vibes all over.
the unnecessary kissing scenes, one of the kids being 'gay' - with is zero sexual experience... fucked up shit.
the mother of two kids tought about fucking a guy two decades younger and them she does a whole speech to her daughter, so on the internal logic of the creators she was a hero.
terrible.
>Pls end my suffering
I think we found future Brendan
Those lips are unreal
To assert dominance
I can never watch kids kiss in movies or shows like this, I always feel like second hand pedo
>both leads are Jewish
>To let her know he was leaning in for the big moment, Wolfhard whispered, “I’m coming in.” If you look closely at the actor’s lips, you can see him mouth the words in the final scene.
Based Finn
this show was never good
Will ain't gay, the actor said he isn't. Kid is still just a kid and wants to play DnD and hang out with the lads at the arcade.
Based
Where was any kind of evidence to suggest he was? Mike saying "I know you don't like girls"? Who does at that age?
He was a gay at first but the writer back peddled on it
Fans are crazy over Mike and Eleven if they made Will gay for Mike like they originally planned that would make him the most unlikable character
Also Finn’s already getting shipped with Mille endlessly he probably could take being shipped with another guy
any suzie poos in the house
imagine making these young kids do that for a show that isnt even that good. why are adults in hollywood like this? the show is for adults why do people approve of this?
There was no evidence. People just thought that "not liking girls" = "liking boys". He's just a kid and hasn't developed enough sexually to give a shit about thots. He hasn't started thinking with his dick yet.
Yes but tumblr and reddit will claim that he's gay now and the Duffer bros will shameless pander to their demands.
Based finn hates Millie poster
I see Millie still wants finns dick lol
He may have just have an aversion to being touched. Not uncommon in kids and teens. While Millie seems like a cutie, I can totally see her being unlikable behind closed doors as a Ms. Perfect.
Original pilot character descriptions
>Will Byers, twelve, is a sweet, sensitive kid with sexual identity issues. He only recently came to the realization that he does not fit into the 1980s definition of “normal.” His innocent choices, such as colorful clothes, prove a constant source of bullying.
>strangerthings.fandom.com
Original s2 script released to the Emmy's last year
>-- Will with the Cute Girl, dancing awkwardly. But his eyes
aren't on the cute girl. They are on --
>-- Mike, who is dancing with Eleven. Their eyes firmly
locked. They look like they're just about to burst with
happiness. As "IN THE AIR TONIGHT" swells with emotion...
>.emmys.com
Behind the scene pics yaallll
He looks annoyed
actually Will the Based is an incel
BLACKED
why does he despise her, bros? is it because he knows he can slay hot older woman muff and doesn't need to settle for someone his age?
You can tell from this picture that Finn and Caleb are the cool chill ones and Will is the annoying one
the actor has absolute no saying in what his character is or isnt. its on the hands of the duffer brothers.
the same guys who decide that ginger girl would kiss black boy because she never kiss (on camera, on her life, who knows?) and one of them decide to include the kiss to make her feel unconfortable.
this. going back would be A VICTORY FOR THE EVIL STRAIGHT PEOPLE. and it would make sense if the kid just wanted his childhood to never end once he was on that fucked up place and has emotional scars and shit.
there is no reason to do that. and it was even weird how the sheriff reacts - like a pedo high on coke.
i get the whole 'he felt as losing her little girl again', but it was poorly done.
Because he had to kneel down for the picture as his costume is wizard robes and a stick?
I mean yeah he has women (mostly) from 10 to 31 throwing themselves at him but that’s not the issue
He’s just shy for the camera
i wonder if they crush on each other IRL
>I’ll never know him despite being related to him on a personal level
look at how she leans in on finn at the ten second mark
I doubt it
based
yes
Because threat kid always has a really punchable face
There’s nothing really about Noah according to the extra working on this season, he’s probably in the same gang as Millie
my wife started rewatching season 1 and is convinced this is a different actress because of how much they fucked up her character
His face isn't anymore punchable than you average zoomer
>Calpurnia was playing
Jesus Christ they actually let fangirls who watch who he's going into the bathroom with near these poor children?
Total foot slut btw
He looks even more punchable in your pic seriously he's the permanent punchable face
God damn that one kids looks like a tranny now
I miss the 80's
>looks at the camera
That's just what most rich jewish kids look like, they always have this smug
Why did el do that again?
Why does everyone in Hawkins look so Jewish, is there some backlore about it being a resettlement camp I'm not aware of or something?
WHERE'S YOUR SHEKEL GOY
post a webm of all the coke product placement
>rich jewish kids
Oh that's your issue. Here enjoy him spending $3k on trainers then.
>youtube.com
nice pimple on the nose
the payment is 1 foreskin
Fuck I hate it when shows or movies do something like this, just because you have one character pointing out that product X is terrible doesn't give you a pass
>Kills 2 more straight white characters, replaces with a dyke and a niglet
Bravo
posted out of order
saved the best 2 for last
>"demogorgan"
>"d'Artagnan"
>"the party"
>"the rule of law"
This show is a cringefest
Jesus, this is fucking irrefutable. Will’s a faggot.
Is she aware that people have jacked off to her feet?
Kind of. A lot f the character descriptions have changed since the Montauk thing, and at the dance they changed the script so he ends up just looking vaguely unhapp yat being near a girl, rather than staring at Mike. Either they're just leaving it until Schnapp isn't 14 to go down the more obvious gay route, or they'll just leave it ambiguous until the end.
are you sure she isn't an awkward dork who smells weird?
Does anyone have the webm of Finn just fuckin' denying her in interviews?
neck yourself pedo
>call the S1 monster "a" Demogorgon even though Demogorgon is a proper name
>it doesn't have 2 heads, isn't a demon prince
>just some schmuck monster
>Call the mastermind in S2/S3 a Mind Flayer
>even though a Mind Flayer is a little bitch compared to Demogorgon himself
They could have at least tried to be creative, at least call the mastermind a Beholder or some shit. They were too concerned with shoehorning in DUDE D&D THE FIRST EDITION that they didn't care how.
>communist trying to destroy muh pretty mall
Communists built the mall, you stupid shit
>They could've gone with actual possessed human army attacking protagonists (kind of like the Taken from Alan Wake)
>No they just went with giant blob of meat
Why do retarded directors do this?
two of THE best boys
Did you not watch season 3?
Mrs. Wheeler has a solid foot game.
Credit where credit is due, Alexei Smirnoff was actually good comic relief with a believable "backstory" of sorts. Not some plot-hole, drama-riddled, SJW-throat-ramming bullshit storyline like a lot of the other characters.
cute!
she looks cuter like this
the gift of youth
this chick will be trans right? when she starts uglying up
Bendy too
>looks like a boy on the left and a girl on the right
What did Netflix mean by this?
Cant we have a proper discussion about the show without this pedo garbage?
Where are the faggot janitors?
I like how down to earth she is; surprising considering her age
Don't you know where you are? Mods are fapping
What's the most sensual feminine trait and why is it flexible?
>be Chad
>get stuck in the wagie life after high school anyway
This was too real
That was their intent. Why is a good question.
>be best character
>stuck in a cartoon costume for the whole season
Ill kill you fucker
this season was
>80s references: the show
they managed to mix
>the thing (they even discuss about it)
>rocky IV (ivan drago villain)
>back to the future is fucking playing in the theatre
>neon lights and lame ass clothes, make up in a shitty little town where no one dressed liked that
>the goonies
>war games
>the evil dead
>star wars
>the fly
>karate kid
>the never fucking ending story
>first blood
I'm sick of this shit, retrowave and vaporwave must die
Alexi was underrated as fuck i got sad when he died
Search up his mother's heritage.
By your logic Romeo & Juliet was written by a delusional adult.
wtf is going on with her eyes???
cocaine
Nah cocaine is this man's drug of choice
who do you think gave it to her?
girl on left is CUTE
>shadman art of Mike halfway inside of eleven saying "you heard the chief...3 inches"
holy shit, i assumed it was a prosthetic.
He's got Noah Wylie nose and mouth
nice thread, anons
how long till finn reveals he is a massive homo
How do we save her from Hollywood?
I wouldn't be surprised desu. Kid comes off as a total dickweed in interviews. Pretty full of himself and his giga-hipster band too.
is firehouse subs good? i had it once and they don't have any locations where i live
based and alexeipilled. wish the character had stuck around longer at least a couple more episodes, based on the Russian audio of the end scene dialogue there might be a chance he is[/spoiler[
if Millie likes it then it's good. Put all your trust in me. Take your little girl to eat, you'll have a great time, you'll have fun.
I think they realized that making Will gay would literally be a death sentence at the literal height of the AIDS epidemic. His character basically suffered the entire first two seasons, and it’d be sadistic at this point to condemn him to die via AIDS
kek, fine
user I don't think they were ever planning a Will goes down to the gay bathhouse on 3rd, spends 12 hours getting barebacked by strangers, and gets AIDS storyline.
wtf no tongue?
What did Millie Bobby Brown mean by this?
i don't like the show but seeing these kids, especially millie, having so much fun and doing so much with their lives makes me feel envious because i never have and never will be as happy as them
She knows how to please a man
I want Will to have a blond blue-eyed boyfriend.
>Dacre kind of short
>He's 5'10
What hope is there
I love fat Hopper