IAM JAZZ
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How does one become a genre of music bros?
Whats the odds that she never comes back?
I'm betting that she is done, the surgery did not turn out like they wanted, it did not fix anything, and now they don't want to show that on air.
how come the other thread got jani'd? is this not a tv show?
>she
Prob cause the jannie is a tranny and these threads remind him that he will never be happy no matter what it does and therefore should kill itself
next season is confirmed supposedly she’s studying at harvard lmao
>the learning channel
I miss Jazzbourne threads
Jazz? More like Pop!
Officially they dropped the name "The Learning Channel".
"TLC" now does not stand for anything.
Its such a shame since TLC was an awesome channel in the 90s I love all of the nature documentaries..
she's looking so good rn
“You are a boy.” I said.
“No, I’m a girl” Jazz said timidly.
“You have a penis and balls. You are a boy.”
“But I identify as a girl!“
“Well then you must prove to me that you are a girl”. I took out my cock. It is already fully erect.
Jazz eye’s filled with fear. He was no stranger as to what was going to happen next. After all, his father had been dressing him up in girl’s clothes and fucking him in the ass ever since he was a toddler. And no doubt, his brothers as well, ugly losers as were, had probably taken out their “frustrations” on poor little Jazz when they couldn’t get women to fuck them.
“Jazz. Prove to me that you are girl.” I repeated.
Jazz got down on his knees and took the tip of my cock in his mouth. He looked up at me, eyes longing for approval. I grabbed his head and forced his tight throat all the way up the shaft of my throbbing cock until his ugly Jew nose was squished against me. I held him there.
“Are you a boy or a girl?”
“gaaaaarcchcchhchc” Jazz said.
“Wrong.” and I slapped him. I let him go. I let my cock slide out of his throat. I could tell he was tearing up as I asked again.
“Are you a boy or a girl?”
“...I’m a girl...” Jazz said.
“Wrong.” I slapped him again. This time harder. Tears were streaming down his face. But he was a trooper and did not cry out.
“Are you a boy or a girl?”
“I’m a … “ He couldn’t get it out.
“Wrong.” I said and slapped him even harder across his puffy little goblin face. “Are you a boy or a girl?”
“I -I- I’m a...”
Millions of XY chromosomes in his body screamed out. Millions of years of evolution screamed in his mind.
“….b-boy”. He choked out. He collapsed and started sobbing.
“Wrong.” I said. “You are not a girl. You are not a boy. You are a freak.”
I've thought it's True Life Ctories
As he lay there sobbing, I pulled down up his skirt and pulled down his panties. As he lay there sobbing on his back, I fucked his ass. He did not resist. And to my delight, as he cried and as I fucked him, his tiny 1 inch penis grew erect. He was aroused. His father had fucked him so many times that he had grown to love abuse.
And I said this as I fucked him: “You are not a girl because girls do not have penises or balls. You are not a boy because boys do not dress in skirts and lace and get fucked by grown men. You are a freak.”
He looked at me as I fucked him. He had stopped crying now.
“Say it.”
“I am a freak.” He said it tentatively, but with conviction, like a philosopher who had just unraveled a profound truth after years of intense study.
“Louder.”
“I am freak.” I looked in his eyes and saw that he believed it. After all, people had been calling him that ever since his family had been pumping him with estrogen and dressing him in girl’s clothes and parading him on TV between before “My 600 lb Life” and after “Little People, Big World”. A modern freakshow. And he was a freak. Not hard to figure out.
“I am a freak!” He said it again. I suppose the truth, no matter how tragic, could be comforting.
“Now let me see your tits, freak”.
Jazz lifted his shirt and his bra without hesitation. His breasts were small and lopsided. He also stuck out his tongue, though I had not asked. He almost look cute in a pathetic way if it weren’t for that ugly Jew nose. I fucked him harder .
“Good little Jazz” I said, still fucking him. His eyes shined. This was probably the first positive world of praise this poor little boy had heard his entire life that wasn’t for TV. The first genuine words of praise. But I could not let him get too comfortable. Because freaks are meant to be miserable.
“Stand up, freak” I said. “I don’t know why you are smiling. Come here, I want to show you something.”
>You know, I always wonder why I keep having to dilate my neovag. Though I'm not really smart, so whenever I think too much about anything, I start to pop.
>I had a bizarre dream. While I was walking amid the darkness in that dream, I saw a light. And I saw my pretty sister.
>My big sister, Ari. She asked me where I was going, so I said that I was going to follow her.
>I mean, my Sis was always really pretty. She made Mom very proud, so I'd be able to make Mom happy too.
>But then she said I should decide for myself. She said, 'Jaron, you're the one who has to decide who you want to be.'
>I thought for a bit, and I answered that I was going to be just like her, and then I woke up.
>It was a really sad dream
"Ah, there's something I want to tell you. A bit of wisdom from the eminent Master Logarius!"
"Once, a scholar betrayed his fellows at Palestine...and brought the forbidden child Jazz back back with him to Jennings Castle."
"It was there that the first of the inhuman Popbloods was born."
"The Popbloods are fiendish creatures who threaten the purity of the Church's blood healing."
"The Ruler of the Popbloods is still alive today. And so, to honor my master's wishes, I search, for the path to Jennings Castle."
I guided him front of a full length mirror. I made him take off all his clothes.
“Look. That goblin in the mirror is you. You are a that goblin in the mirror. You are a freak. Being a freak isn’t a good thing. It is a horrible and ugly thing.”
Jazz looked in the mirror. And indeed, he saw a horrible and ugly thing. It had wide hips and even wider shoulders. It had a thick lips and a faint mustache. It had big Jew nose and weird stick out ears. It was bizarre and pudgy. And it had tiny shrunken balls and a tiny little penis.
It was so ridiculous that I laughed out loud. But Jazz began to cry again, which turned me on again, so I began fucking him from behind as he looked at himself in the mirror. And he saw his ugly self being fucked in the ass and his tiny penis became erect.
And as I fucked him, I used the tip of my fingers to stroke his tiny little penis, and I can tell he loved it and began pushing back rather nicely with his plump little butt. Perhaps his father had never had the courtesy to give him a reach around. Poor little thing.
I tipped us his little chin and kissed him fully, still fucking him. He kissed back deeply, searching for the parental love his narcissistic parents had never given him. Poor Jazz. You will never find that here. I choked him hard and as he squirmed, I cummed in his tight little asshole.
As I sat on the couch and smoked a cigarette, I watched him finish himself off, his small and bizarre body jerking with around with pleasure as he stood in front of that mirror, his finger tips furiously stroking his micropenis, the other hand twisting his own nipples, my cum dripping down his the inside of his thick thighs. He wiped some up with his fingers and licked it up, never stopping jerking himself, watching himself, that little freak. Who knew if his fucked up body could even orgasm. His entire family should honestly be locked up for life because what they are doing to him is nothing short of child abuse.
has ahmir necked himself yet?
>jazz some say jazzm
Blessed post
>The unspeakable horror
I'd fuck him so hard as a boy but that axe wound is a no for me dawg
fuck off jazz, Yea Forums faggots have a new mascot, the blonde tranny which still have a dick and Yea Forums faggots dream sucking
is that a fucking blood stain?
dumb esl fuck
*POP*
*POP*
*POOOOOPP*
I have an announcement everybody!!!!
*POP* Everybody, I have an announcement!!!!! *POP POP*
*looks at you with the eyes on its teratoma, a tumor made up of several different types of tissue, such as hair, muscle, eyes, brain matter, or bone* This announcement is gonna be monumental!!!!!! *destroys what remains of his sexual organs* The biggest *harasses innocent car wash customers* most amazing announcement *leaks shit from neovagina* you'll ever hear in your life!!!!!!!!!
Get ready, for *creates a daring synthesis of Lynch, Cronenberg, and Dali* the announcement *perverts the laws of Man and God* to end all announcements!!!!!!!!
And that announcement *I can only go 4 inches* is gonna be coming to you *pulls out gun and aims it at """"her""""self* NOW!!!! "Bang!" *flag pops out upon firing*
Here, just lean your head in closer to this sack of announcements and you'll hear it!!!!!!!
Closer...
Clooooosssseerrrr...
*POOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
*adopts and brainwashes a Palestinean boy to please your Jewish god Moloch*
And there it is!
>euphonia threads don't reach bumplimit and generate zero oc
why do you expose yourself here shill just to suffer?
I wish the TLC showed us an episode where some madman user fucks Jazz
The life of Jazz Jennings was once described by me as "a Dostoievskian existence, turned Hitchcockian".
But when I wrote that in a newspaper, I was denounced. I was told that children would now only emulate Jazz Jennings, and I was asked whether that wasn't, after all, better than not dilating and committing suicide? If Jennings was what it took to make them dilate a lot, wasn't that a good thing?
Jazz himself has acquired more importance in the scheme of things, but in a rather unsatisfying way. We’ve been assuming that men become troons because of their valor, and Jazz, striving to become a statistic, has been tested over and over. Yet Noelle becomes strong and wise—a turbo-troon—because of his parents money. The scriptwriters at TLC remove the show's moral underpinnings when they tell us that you can become a troon, with the Force to dilate, by heredity. (It’s a very un-American notion.)
He should have served at least 15 years of that sentence, if not more.
I'm glad discord exists. It can bring together people and help reinforce their beliefs.
has that thing not suicided yet?
more like dilationscord lol
>be american
>parents circumcise me without consent
>their thirst still not quenched, they cut off my entire penis
why though
One of the best shows ever made
Body horror kino
TLC is the most redpilled channel on all of television.
>1 inch circumcised penis
what even was there holy shit
FPBP
"Hey Jazz!"
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"Darkest Dilation"
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"New Popisode"
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"Jazz Is Donkeypilled"
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"Jazz is Sauronpilled"
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Looking forward to the new season for new content to edit.
You made me lol bro
This is the only currently airing show that I like
Surreal, pure kino
THIS GODLESS ENDEAVOR
>new popisode
Jazz looks so creepy in this one
Au Dente’
is Amir ftm wtf
It's HER period sweaty
>she
>inb4 this thread turns into thinly-veiled trans bashing
>tfw no Ari gf
reminder that her only purpose is to breed it's canon
I learn a lot of things from TLC, I don’t know why this meme exists
>the horrors of transexuality
>the most extreme limits of obesity and the mental illnesses that fuel it
>nasty skin problems
>the lives of midgets
>beta bux falling for the imported bride meme
A Skylar is fine too.
You learn about the lives of fatties and trannies, sounds pretty educational to me.
Next season is already confirmed, dude. Jazz is going to college.
Based truth poster
Please allow me to explain the "I Am Jazz" phenomenon in layman's terms. Oftentimes when people experience trauma, they seek out more information about the evil or misfortune that they have witnessed or befallen, almost to a degree that they seemingly become obsessed by understanding or at least compartmentalizing such malignity and malevolence in a systematic, almost encyclopedic way. This goes beyond morbid curiosity, and instead represents a primal productive process of the subconscious, and is a necessary or even basic step in spiritual development. What began the Buddah on his quest? Did not Jesus weep upon His cross? Jazz Jennings is such a disturbing case that to become fully aware of the particulars of his ethical deformity is to reach an apotheosis of horror. That parents and an entire society might conspire to devour an individual soul in such a terrible way, even in front of television cameras without the slightest hint of shame, is an affront to our universal, basic sense of order, the equivalent of being splashed in the face with the cold waters of chaos by the writhing tail of Taimat, the primordial dragon, and we are thus called out of our stupor of innocence into action. In Jungian psychoanalytic terms, the posters in these threads are seeking to incorporate the archetype of the Shadow within their own psyches, to grasp and master an aspect of evil in a relatively secure (which is to say ritualized) environment so that we might recognize and overcome it in the world. I believe that what the "I Am Jazz" threads accomplish is one of the more healthy activities on this board, and I applaud the endeavor. In a just world, Jazz and his family and doctors and everyone responsible for the production and distribution of this television series would be burned at the stake in the public square for the healing of the community, but since ours is not a just world, the closest approximation we can hope to achieve is these Yea Forums threads. Is that clear?
I was waiting for this thread to pop up.
It's basically just an excuse to drool over trans people.
QUARTERBACK
Ngl I would fuck the shit out of him.
She could rip you to shreds
Jamie pull that up
100% based
100% redpilled
it's in the next season
Those broad shononononoulders
Where’s the og? Where’s my based Lynchian poster at?
haters always bash trans. rise above it, girlfriend
Thats an LA escort
>that pic
AAAHHHHHHH
I'd do it if i were in the States. At this point it has to be done.
No one can catch us, no one can stop us now!
David Foster Wallace once wrote a piece about David Lynch
In the piece, he coined a new term: "Lynchian". Wallace described a Lynchian tone as "the unbelievably grotesque existing in a kind of union with the unbelievably banal."
He described a husband beating his 1950s housewife to death because she bought the wrong brand of peanut butter. "I told you to buy the JIF," he'd say as he's clobbering her to death. This, he said, would qualify as almost perfectly Lynchian.
I think "I Am Jazz" enters into Lynchian territory. The .webm above shows a simple domestic scene. The women look like average suburban moms. They're relaxing on the couch. One imagines they might be discussing casserole recipes when we cut to them. But it slowly dawns on us that in the living room, with placid expressions on their faces, they're talking about the woman's transvestite son's genitals.
Despite the obvious subtext and the producers' hope to normalize this horror, the average person is totally disgusted. Nevertheless, the viewer is fascinated. We're drawn further into this. The sheer naked horror of what they're saying, the blasé quality with which they're saying it, it creates this brutal paradox that almost rapes the viewer's basic sense of what is decent.
Yes... I would breed her until her ovaries were a baren wasteland
Come on, trans people are just that, people.
JESUS the shoulders on that
are you new? jannies have been deleting Jazz threads because they don't like anons having fun and talking about how ridiculous the jew programming is becoming.
we're getting too close to the truth in these threads and it makes jannies uncomfortable kek
kino
Based.
Thanks user
B&R
It's like we're unraveling a global conspiracy to make people more tolerant and understanding, you guys!
TIP OF THE SPEAR, BROS!
>jesus christ
>mmmmm
>you know these things are just walking around griffith park?
>really?
>it's insane how you can just be walking around -fucking griffith park- and all of a sudden one of these- gorillas just *jumps* out at you like raaaahaaahrararr im gonna eat you
>hahaha, ha
>those guys will fuck you uuuuuup
>yeah
>they are no joke
>wow
based lynchpasta poster
trannies are fucking vicious man it's insane
Quick, jannies are dilating! Post more Jazz kino!
>Sauronpilled"
thats A'mazin
There is nothing tolerable about genital mutilation.
Confsurge is a choice, user.
HMMM hm hmm hmm hm hmm hm hm
*POP*
HM hm hmm hm hmm hm hm
*POP*
HMMM hm hmm hmm hm hmm hm hm
*POP*
HM hm hmm hm hmm hm hm
*POP*
Cold: the memes and shitposts flowing
Hard: living in a Lynchian home
Push until my wound is tearin'
Feel the pain of what we popped
This: the song of discord trannies
Hide the sex of who we are
Making surgeons build my sutures
Strong, united, posting 'till we pop
Cold: the memes and shitposts flowing
Hard: living in a Lynchian home
Push until my wound is tearin'
Feel the pain of what we popped
This: the song of discord trannies
Hide the sex of who we are
Making surgeons build my sutures
Strong, united, posting 'till we pop
And I can't get stiff, and my hole leaks shit, forever, forever
Through the Jew tricks, 'till we're statistics forever, forever
Monsters like Jeanette exist because of tolerance and understanding. She would have been burned at the stake in a reasonable society.
I want to _____ Ari
->->->->->/pol/
drink thigh sweat
Oh no no no no no no no
those eyes
join the 40%
have my balls squeezed hard by
Post more Aris or else!
the forced smile of a nazi at the apollo
or else?
have dialate incel
Underrated
Or you won't get any hot coco.
BUSTING TROUGH THE TREES LIKE
AUUUGHHHHH
AUUUGHHHHH
AUUUGHHHHH
DIESEL FUCKING DIESEL MAN
>tfw you're the OP so you accuse people of samefagging to get more replies.
>HM hm hmm hm hmm hm hm
*POP*
MY SIDES
On par with lynchian
we must turn this into an Ari love thread to counter those skyler subhumans
Thoughts on Jazz's girlfriend, Skylar?
No post Charlie
>skyler
It's skyLAR
douche
fug is charlie?
Imagine living in your own hellish Truman Show. Imagine your life being put on as a spectacle for the world. A circus freak act for everyone to gawk at 2PM every Sunday. Walking down the road and seeing a big billboard with your face on it, telling people to set their DVRs to record your life. I can't even begin to think how depersonalizing that must be. Your very life itself is a cartoon, entertainment for the masses. There is a dedicated team of people who edit footage, add music, make commercials, do programming and scheduling, etc. all for your life.
your degenerate hairline-receding tranny is powerless against thicc Ari thighs
Dialation...what is it..!?
Sounds like you want it for yourself.
we do live in a society
bottom text
TOLKIEN PASTA WHEN
>wrestling match, Ari vs Skylar
>Skylar grabs Ari's firm breasts and squeezes them until she screams in pain.
I thought he was struggling to just get through high school? How the fuck did he get into Harvard? Inb4 jew
>IAM A DISGUSTING TRANNY WHO IS GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE
Why is this board so obsessed with trannies. Its like you misers are secretly tsundere for all the shit you supposedly hate.
>Inb4 dilate seethe-cope bluecringed goback to plebbit etc.
>Ari gets a firm lock on Skylar's head and crushes it with her thicc, glistening thighs
>As Skyler's mangled brains spill over the mat hundreds of spectators simultaneously think "god i wish that were me"
i don't speak weeb
can you try again in english?
...
HOT
O
T
I highly doubt that the majority of you are here could be as elegant as that one user put it. I think the lot of you are all secretly closet fags in denial.
what's the update on Jazz bros? is she still going out with Amir? did the pusy pop again?
Then there's this little slut.
When is the new season coming out? I'm too invested at this point
the sheer teratomic voodoo of these threads is giving me the creeps bros, what if the eye child can see me when i'm sleeping? what if it calls to me?
YOU WILL SUICIDE
I’m hyped for Jeannette’s “New Flesh” arc they teased at the end of the last season.
>Jazz
More like Trance. Hehe
last we know she’s in college new season confirmed to release in january i just hope we get more surgery kino
YOU KNOW WHAT
MUST BE DONE
user
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH
In rode the Lord of the Jazzgûl, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before her face.
All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Brosnan upon Bryce Dallas Howard: Bryce who alone among the last free redheads of Hollywood endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dínner.
'You cannot enter here,' said The Architect, and the huge shadow halted. 'Go back to the abyss prepared for you! Go back! Fall into the nothingness that awaits you and your "vagina". Go!'
The Black Rider flung back her hood, and behold! she had a manly brow; and yet upon no man visible was it set. Bloated lips shone between it and the broad shoulders vast and dark. From an axe-wound unseen there came a deadly pop.
'Cis fool!' she said. 'Cis fool! This is my hour. Do you not know a strong trans woman when you see it? Die now and curse in vain!' And with that she lifted high her dilator and flames ran down the shaft.
The Architect did not move. And in that very moment, away behind in some courtyard of the City, a cock crowed. Shrill and clear he crowed, recking nothing of stunted puberty or genital mutilation, welcoming only the morning that in the sky far above the shadows of HRT was coming with the dawn.
And as if in answer there came from far away another note. Horns, horns, horns. In dark Mealdolluin's sides they dimly echoed. Great horns of the North wildly blowing. Yea Forums had come at last.
>a man is a man even in his dreams
wtf u on? Jazz was a fucking valedictorian.
dilate
>valedictorian
Jazz had to Google the word “mangled”
I want her nose on my cock.
Jazz is very intelligent
I'M NOT A FAG YOU FAG
Amir turned out to be a bit immature about trans issues.
blessed
>smartness measured by size of vocab
Even with the horrible subject matter Tolkien's prose is pure kino
But Jazz also failed to comprehend the meaning of the word since >she did not think >her genitals were mangled
CRAWLING IN MY SKiN
It's called confirmation surgery, troll.
"smartness"
you fucking brainlet
Does Jazz have jizz anymore?
oh god
>pop
>dick
pick one user
THESE WOUNDS ARE HEALING
BUT I DON'T WANT THEM TO
Never had jizz in the first place. The hormones Jeannette began forcefeeding Jazz as a child prevented puberty from occurring.
She is post-op.
It's irksome because, as you say, Jazz clearly wasn't qualified. He had middling SAT scores and only came "top" in his class because he attended an online high school. This smacks of nepotism and pretty flagrant nepotism at that. Of all the Ivy League colleges, Harvard in particular seems to be enamoured of celebrity status. They will often overlook faults in an application if the person applying is famous in some way. See: David Hogg, Emma Watson, Obama's daughter etc.
It was her choice. Jazz was born with a female soul.
Truly kafkaesque.
Damn, Nick Fuentes sure has changed.
>she
Considering vocab is a pretty important part of the SATs and Jazz just got offered a place at Harvard... you'd think she would know what the word mangled meant.
he wanted a little feminine penis to play with, but when he found out he had an axe wound to deal with he bailed
just use lightning papers bro
>children aren’t old enough to drink or smoke or get tattoos or have plastic surgery since those can all cause serious long-term problems kids can’t really understand
>but they are old enough to take life-altering hormones and they fully understand the ramifications
Such is life in the current year
what is this dude's endgame?
Harvard can let in who they want.
didn't emma go to brown?
Did you go to Harvard?
Here's the proofs
No but I still have my dick so who really came out on top?
emma got HARVEVSTED
>one
It's a she now, maggot.
I hope she stays pure and doesn't become promiscuos like all those nasty white girls do when they go to college.
holy shit. no wonder kids are fucked up today if they watch this on primetime
You are a dude.
>implying Sky doesn't make your pants tight
He's gonna be so screwed when he eventually goe to university, and isn't under constant supervision from his parents.
the other kids reaction are just as hilarious
I'd pump her full of semen if you know hat I mean. Then I'd wipe the tears from her face ans lap that quivering ass.
>tfw face like this
what do lads?
>ari not in focus
where's your head, user?
He'd do great in Brazil.
I would fucking destroy ari's lttle pussy bro
where is it from
OC coming in a few minutes lads, just uploading to youtube.
kek
and sky?
Yes. And people are free to comment on their increasingly corrupt admissions service. I would be fine with them offering a place to a kid who was a minor celebrity on the basis of his or her scientific acumen, for example. But rolling out the red carpet for film stars and the equivalent of a transgender Kardashian is absurd. Speaking of the Kardasian's, you just know this will reach a point further down the line where Kanye's little sprogs are being given places purely on the basis of their famous rapper daddy. And there is something about that kind of modern day nepotism that is particularly sickening.
She was offered a place at Harvard but chose Brown.
Here you go lads enjoy
"Why Jazz Threads are Needed"
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Loving
Every
Laugh
nobody wants to fuck skyler dumbshit
based
she’s so cute in this pic though
>that abstract horror
>ari grinding teeth
pls do it and record
i want to see the terratoma and the humiliation
>my oc gets eternalized in one night
Anyone know the name of the piano piece that accompanies this video?
based
Your heart is in the right place. I know that now.
Don't forget the fundamentalist mormon types who breed at a rate so high it would leave an Angolan dumbfounded.
sweet sixteen
Educate me Karl. What do you have this week?
>Well, erm, bit of medical news 'n' that. You know those transvestite guys who sort of get their nobs cut off?
Yeah, 'transgenders', not 'transvestites'. And they're not guys, they're women.
>...
You've confused him Rick.
AHAHAHA I wish this wasn't radio and people could see his face! That is the most gormless expression I've ever seen in my life.
Hahaha, carry on Karl.
>So uh, there's this little boy who's been on drugs and that to make him grow boobs but, errr, those drugs also made his nob not grow.
'She', Karl, but ok.
>So her nob... her nob? Whatever, his nob was too small to make one of them fake vaginas. So they sort of used a bit of his arse.
They what?
>They turned his arse into a vagina.
NO! I HAVE TO STOP YOU THERE. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THEY TURNED HIS ARSE INTO A VAGINA? YOU'RE A FUCKING MENTALIST KARL.
>No it's true, they've made a documentary about it and everything. So anyway-
KARL THINK ABOU-
Let him speak Rick!
>So anyway, they turned his arse into a vagina and as he was leaving the hospital it sort of... exploded.
Right, we're never doing this again. You are a fucking moron Karl. A total fucking moron.
Do we tell the skyfag that the fucker still has a masculine torso, masculine knees, male feel, man hands and linebacker shoulders, or just let him keep living in the closet?
TLC is all about cataloging the lives of the dregs of society. Besides, it's super easy to pirate nature documentaries. And in way, isn't the downfall of society via pure 100% decadence part of nature?
ACK ACK ACK
>drool
More like hold back vomit
how did i miss this thanks for cursing me
>drool
Why do trannies keep thinking that people want to fuck them? Nigga no one wants to fuck you, that's why you went full mental illness in the first place.
I ain't readin' dat shit, niggrums
holla back wif sum tl;dr, brah
>tea out of used tampons
beastly cursed!
hey thanks I'm off to take a shower now
christ
Damn proof the alt right is reddit
Just get me the highlights.
>chick loans out hair dryer to tranny roomate
>tranny doesn't give it back
>goes into tranny room to get it back
>used tampons everywhere
>everyone confronts the tranny because that's disgusting
>"You're all being transphobic"
>Tranny breaks down and then says he couldn't afford estrogen and had been drinking period blood to become a woman
Graphic
>girl lives in house with 5 roommates
>ones a tranny
>tranny has been stealing used tampons from the girls
>and using them to make tea
>when confronted about it and other disgusting things
>claimed they needed the tea for estrogen
>calls girls transphobic and cries
>now girl wants to kick out roommate without being deemed transphobic
In this world, there are fake genitalia in the darkest shadows and in the most ordinary people. These are the true stories of the Lynchian and the Degenerate. Between the world we see and the things we slice, there are wounds. When they are dialated, nightmares pop into reality.
...
Obvious fake.
“A penis... should be left well alone.
Oh, I know very well. How the surgery beckons so sweetly.
Only an honest death will cure you now.
Liberate you, from your wild curiosity."
How can you get estrogen from drinking blood?
Harvard basically gives out acceptance letters to anyone who's moderately rich/famous to attend their school. It's all a bunch of circle jerking anyways.
Plus, Jazz's parents are paying for college or paying off the college to pass anyways.
based tl;dr bros will help me out!
You can't. Someone convinced the tranny to do stupid shit, because trannies aren't the best or brightest
>it grew teeth
SHE IS FINALLY 18
I can jerk off to that boypussy and not have to be sketched out about it. I fucking dream of finding her and rapeing that ass till it bleeds then i pee on her and call her a bitch.
She cut off her cock right? Cause i anit no faggot!
well fuck boys, I guess I'm gay now, he unironically has pretty fuck me eyes
I think it means that a 16 y/o tranny discovered wanking and now no longer takes his estrogen because it stops him getting hard
>Plus, Jazz's parents are paying for college or paying off the college to pass anyways.
>the rich pay their way through college admissions
>the rich pay their way through the courts
>the rich pay their way through the property market
Damn. I wish I was rich. How can we can we get rich together, bros?
>Aahh Jazz... Or some say Jarron... Do you see our shitposts?
>No, we shall not abandon the memes... No one can catch us! No one can pop us now!
what, you think I'm gay? of course I would fuck sky
REAL ESTATE + DAYTRADING
Damn I never understood why people watched Jazz but now I get it, it's filled with blood-curdling cringe
Idk why people think bussy is gay she is a woman. They do more nasty shit than real girls too
Your gay if you wont fuck a trap
the everyday feel + the mangling it's kino
>Your gay if you wont fuck a trap
I want off the clowntrain.
yeah, see this shit is just sad. these people are desperate for acceptance. who can fault any human for that? but they go about it like this and end up even worse off.
You know it's a woman writing that. A father would be relieved his son's discovered wanking instead of wanting to be a girl.
i work in law as debt collector mad cash
you seem ice and empathetic. are you a councilor?
this anime girl is literally an illustration of cutie sky. imagine fucking her face
>that terratoma with teeth
cheers
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
yeah, I get that this is supposed to be funny and an "I told you so" type thing, but it's too fucking depressing to laugh about. imagine cutting your dick off thinking it will make people accept you, only to blow your brains out after some doctors gasp and hold their noses after unveiling your mangled new pussy
all fucking trannies must fucking hang
>forgot dog
Because I am a mentally ill incel with nothing else in his life. So I obsess over the things I hate, not realising that this makes me miserable. And in this hugbox, I find others with the same mental illness, so it feels like we are all correct, instead of all mentally ill. I can't focus on positive things because I suffer from Narcissistic Personality Disorder, like many here, and good things make me feel like shit, so I focus strictly on negative things and use the coping mechanism of saying anything positive is "Reddit", a website I have never visted. If anyone likes anything, for any reason, I'll say it's "Reddit" so it saves me the trouble of even knowing what I mean. All I want is an easy way to discredit anything that isn't mentally ill negative discourse, so I can go on being mediocre while shitting on everything that's a threat to my ego and complacency.
Stop saying he it's she idiots
Maybe if society was more accepting?
You replace your pipi with a saxophone
for us fellow discord users its fucking funny given how scummy they can behave behind closed doors.
>she
>her
goddamn she's cute bros
Do you have a job?
>posting in a jazz thread is mentally ill
>getting a mangled franken "vagina" is not
dialate
Nice copy pasta. You posted this not five minutes ago. Obssessed much?
All online communities will have shared opinions, you fucking moron. Yea Forums is remarkable for having so few of them.
>Lam Jazz
I don't get it, is her name Lam?
>This is no rabble of mindless crossdressers, these are discord trannies. Their dilators are thick and their shoulders broad.
SO JAZZ, THAT'S THE BLOODY THING ABOUT JAZZ. IT'S LIKE- IT'S LIKE YOU DECIDE- OK, LET'S SAY YOU VENTURE OUT INTO THE UNKNOWN IN ORDER TO SLAY THE DRAGON AND IN RETURN BE GIFTED THE GOLD AND THE VIRGIN PRINCESS, BUT YOU'RE NOT GONNA SLAY IT MAN, YOU'RE JUST NOT. YOU'RE A WEAK BRAT THAT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE HIS ROOM IN ORDER. SO OK, JAZZ REPRESENTS CHAOS, ROUGHLY SPEAKING AND IN HIS-HIS POSTMODERN CULTURAL MARXIST IDEOLOGY, HE TRIES TO TAME HIS CHAOS. AND THAT'S A BAD IDEA MAN, IT'S LIKE-IT'S LIKE IF YOU TRIED TAMING FIRE, IT'S JUST GOING TO LEAVE YOU BURNT. BUT JAZZ, HE TRIES ANYWAY ASSUMING HE CAN TAKE HIS CHAOTIC LIFE AND TURN IT AROUND WITH THIS SURGERY, BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED - AND IT'S LIKE - GOD IT'S SO SAD - IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE A VAGINA! YOU DON'T AND NO POSTMODERN RATIONALIZATION WILL CHANGE THAT. THE EVIDENCE IS CLEAR. THE SCIENTIFIC LITERATURE IS EXPLICIT ON THIS MATTER. AND SPEAKING OF TAMING FIRE - WHAT HAPPENS BY THE END JAZZ'S SURGERY? THE FIRE IS NOT TAMED, QUITE THE OPPOSITE, IT'S ACTUALLY RISING. HIS "VAGINA" IS NOTHING BUT A BLOODY WOUND. AND THIS DEMONSTRATES EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED IN THE 20TH CENTURY. AND IT'S LIKE SOLZHENITSYN WRITES IN THE GULAG ARCHIPELAGO - THE BLOODY MARXISTS ATTEMPTED TO QUELL FIRE, BUT IN DOING SO THEY MERELY FUELED IT. AND WELL ACTUALLY, THEY DID QUITE A BIT MORE. YOU CAN'T PRETEND TO BE A GIRL IF YOU'RE NOT. WE TRIED THAT EXPERIMENT IN THE 20TH CENTURY, AND IT WAS A BAD IDEA MAN! AND IT. IS. NOT. A. ROUTE. YOU. WANT. TO. GO. DOWN.
kek
>theoden no longer recognizes male from female, not even her (his) own kin
>tranny discord has poisoned the mind of the king and claimed lordship over these lands. My company are those loyal to traditional gender roles, and for that we are banished. The Tranny Discord is cunning. She (he) walks here and there, they say, as a young tranny hooded and cloaked. And everywhere her (his) shills slip past our nets.
>apu abused in sarcy post
stop!
>tranny hate thread about to hit bump limit
we did it reddit!
This pasta is fucking wildfire. I see it everywhere. It's based, though. It triggers people quite a bit.
watch this thing not even be gay, the chance of suicide would approach 100%
Are hoarders also on TLC? Because that shocks me everytime I see it
>watch this thing not even be gay
come again?
imagine trying to pretend jazz threads never where a thin
What's the deal with balding on trannies? Is it from the amount of different meds and shit they're on? Skylar has a worse hairline than I do.
her hair is fine
Hair loss is a pretty common side effect of antidepressants.
some men just bald faster than others
and some of them decide to cut their dicks off
not really, she looks like she takes dick like a champ to me, it makes up for your imaginary balding scenario, testosterone causes male pattern baldness, taking estrogen won't make you go bald but the opposite
Me in the bed.
>that twelve-head
>fine
if it turns out that JAZZ doesn't actually like guys
Why is there a poster in this thread calling a man "she"?
so which good hunter makes next bread
>I could with my finger touch a pelvic arch
Classic defense mechanism
Jazz is non-binary. SHE'S GOT A TOP WITH THE WORDS "NON-BINARY" PRINTED ON. WATCH THE FUcKING SHOW YOU TOURIST
>Classic defense mechanism
what does this mean?
>non-binary
no such thing
its a tv show but is more interesting talk about the deepshit involving in the show, so the thread get derailed since the first post
The Jews finally won.
I can't believe people just straight up forgot about the Ivy League school scandal that happened earlier this year
Jazz might be a mentally disturbed ugly idiot, but his brothers are kind of cute.
When he realizes that the only guys that would date him are either fetischists or complete fucking losers it wouldn't surprise me if he said he was into girls.
>>non-binary
>no such thing
Why? Because you said so? Well you're wrong
t enby
Pure kino
Nope. Not because they said so. Subjective reality is a trash concept. It's because it's the truth.
rundown?
>where a thin
>Well you're wrong
why because you said so?
it's literally made up bullshit
new thread make
I'm literally living it. I think I would know better than you about my own gender identity.
this
>for us fellow discord users its fucking funny given how scummy they can behave behind closed doors.
The stories I can tell. I'll wait till the next thread
You can pretend to not be either a male or female, but the reality is that you are either male or female.
It's that simple. You "living it" whatever that means means absolutely nothing.
It's obvious you're trolling but still, should be said.
just did
I genuinely feel sorry for people like this who have been decieved that their mental illness is something to be celebrated or encouraged. Its actually really sad.
sneed
link it fag
I'm unironically being serious. Do I need to post an image of my HRT for you to believe me?
Anyway, gender =/= sex. This is basic stuff
I genuinely feel sorry for people like this who give a shit about something that literally doesn't affect your life at all. It's pretty sad that you also act like an expert on the subject when it's obvious you don't have a clue what you're talking about.
just look for tittle lazy faggot
See? Troll
CEOs, William H Macy and that one bitch from Full House bribed this corrupt big-time college scout so that their daughters could go to Yale, UCLA, and USC. They were given fake resumes that said that their kids were involved in sports and other extracurricular activities they weren't even actually a part of and were allowed admission
not an argument
I don't argue with trolls, because they're not arguing in the first place.
Same. I honestly think we care more for the well-being of these individuals than the people enabling their mental illness.
I am being serious. Give me a sec and I'll post a timestamped image, since you want to be difficult
Why do American colleges care so much about extra curriculars? They're unique in that respect, I'll say that much.
...
My brother-tried-to-turn-sister attempted suicide because retards online tried telling him that being trans was awesome and that he should mutilate himself because its who he really was. Had the surgery, it didn't solve ANY of his problems, tried to kill himself. Now he's in therapy and is doing better but I hate people who try and make the whole trans/non-binary (the biggest bullshit)/whatever issue into something other than mental health. It drives me crazy because if I weren't so lucky, I might have to be arguing over the corpse of my brother rather than just the pain of almost losing him.
they fell for the meme and ruined their lives. sad
sorry about your bro, that sucks, hope he can get through and salvage a life for himself.
Sorry to hear that about your brother. I hope one day he can help others from making the same mistake.
Wtf it's like half his skull is jutting out of his mouth
Sorry to hear that. I'm glad they're doing better, but did your sibling actually say the attempt was because of the surgery? Mental illness can be comorbid with gender dysphoria a lot of the time, especially stuff like depression and anxiety.
Because on average American High School education is fucking easy mode, you can literally get a 4.0 by just showing up to class and doing your homework
veiled?
Kill yourself tranny
Every "trans" person is mentally ill. Every one. You included. I don't hate you because of that. I think people not acting in your best interest have intentionally deceived you for their own means and philosophies and political motives. It is disgusting, and you should be disgusted you are being used in this way.
That user's brother is not an exception. That's the rule.
Either needs:
So they go ask the surgeon, turns out, little monkey fella
Or possibly
so hes telling his best friend who's a hot girl right? Turns out, little tranny fella!
They're trans, they probably will
>source: your ass
Research it. Unbiasedly. Unpolitically. Research. You will be shocked and I hope you get real help.
>drinks own tampon blood
>I dont feel safe
Why are women so fucking pathetic
top zoz
I have. I highly doubt you've done any real research. I am getting real help. Professional help, from a licensed medical doctor. Pic related
Based and recognising corruptionpilled