Pitch the next Mission: Impossible big stunt scene for Tom Cruise to perform

Mission Impossible/Dark Universe crossover.

It's the one he dies. Some will say he took the risk intentionally to go down in history instead of fizzling out an old man. Others will call him a fool who was chasing after his youth until it killed him.

Going to the hood, running and yelling nigger.

He runs really long and really fast, over rooftops, boats and shit.

Tom Cruise is forced to say Nigger in the middle of Detroit and has to out run the mongrel pack

>Mission:Impossible:Cracker's Escape

Now that's a tall order.

Tom has to win his foes in a professional basketball game for the final showdown. He has to make height reassignment surgery which will give him 10 extra inches

Ethan Hunt is a code name and he has to pass it down to a black woman.

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Tom Cruise gets attached to a weather balloon on the way to space and pushes the limit for how high a human being can go before oxygen deprivation/cold/CO2 poisoning sets in before destroying the balloon and plummeting to earth while having to put on a parachute/wingsuit and land in a boat on a canal

He jumps from plane to plane, I have visualised it here

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Jej

How many would you expect in the wreckage?

I will Paypal you for more incredible ideas of this calibre.

Tom fights Warwick Davis

He jumps out and have to swing forward and unhook himself in the right moment to make that jump. His target is CIA agent on board of it who have vital information or whatever. Ethan also wears mask, you know, like in all M:I movies

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No mask, no line, the entire operation is a last minute desperate move by him to recapture the information, he does it for real

Navigate through zazz's vagina

Isn't Tom one of the few Hollywood manlets who doesn't try to hide it?

>tom cruise hangs into a missile launched into outer space
>its not CGI

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It would be extremely painful. For you (as an audience)

>bad guy handcuffs Cruise to the rocket as the countdown reaches 0
>"you need some space Ethan!"
>rocket blasts off with him attached
>nerve racking couple of minutes as he struggles to pick the lock of the handcuffs while the rocket climbs higher and higher

looks cool, but i guess there will be no plane
MI:5 & 6 had plane stuff, this will be too much

nah, even when he went on Top Gear he was wearing those RDJ hidden heel-raising shoes

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eats a wwhole bag of sugarless gummie bears very quickly and trys not to shit his pants running to the nearest bathroom

He always wears those lift boots, but keeps them reasonable, unlike RDJ's stilts.

What else can he do other than something in space?
>planes
Done it
>super tall skyscrapers
Done it
>HALO jump
Done it
>jumping across y’all buildings
Done it
>free diving
Done it

This but real

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Here your new Ethan Hunt bro

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How tall do they have to be to be considered lift shoes? I have some old british walker knockoffs and they're like an inch or so

has he stood on top of a collapsing building yet? i think that's next, they're saving the space rocket bit for the last film where he dies during the shoot

this looks so stupid holy shit

Touching the top of the door frame.

Falling 3 feet and landing on a Lego while barefoot.

the names hunt.........ethan hunt the bad guy

whats the official power ranking for MI?

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He escapes a weird cult and spends the rest of his life claiming he's not gay when the cult keeps releasing video footage showing the opposite.

This. He needs to do that Red Bull Jump from lower earth orbit.

>2
>4
>5
>1
>6
>3

just as i thought, 3 on the bottom
based

Surgically transform himself into a woman and seduce John Travolta

Based

not if keeps making it even more kino

>Coming this summer: Dick Off

He has to run away from a woman trying to have sex with him, but his legs are wonky from botched manlet correction surgery.

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>manlet correction surgery.
I wish I didn't have this webm

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This webm is disgusting and hilarious at the same time. Can someone explain what's going on when the radiowaves show up?

>Just break your entire fucking leg and stretch your skin and muscles lmao.

Let me guess. He had the best lap time, or at least very high score, right?

Hoverboard chase through Las Vegas

He'll ride a motorcycle

He's gonna pilot that french green goblin glider

He went straight to#1

dunno but apparently IT CAN GO WRONG

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MAXIMUM DAMAGE

>Steal a set piece from Uncharted
Can this series get anymore based?

Pain is temporary, height gains is forever

why

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Imagine the fucking pain of having your surgeon hammer this piece of metal out of you, causing ghastly harm that needs more surgery to fix

gays were a mistake

In the next Mission: Impossible...

Ethan Hunt has to make a tweet that doesn't offend ANYONE.

Rated PG

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Those are barely any more raising than Jezza's shoes, though, they don't look like much more than regular boots. It's nothing like RDJ's garish custom-built "flat" sneakers.

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Can a man get more based than this

This, but he does it without a spacesuit, and has only 14 seconds to reach the other airlock before he dies.

Anaesthesia is amazing.

Come out of the closet.

You guessed right

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why is Tom Cruise such a fucking boss

Pile driver on his next female costar.