>Please calm down, you aren't under arrest and you aren't being detained. I simply addressed you as Ms. Bond, I didn't claim you missed your bond. I don't even know what bail means in the context of Parcheesi.
Please calm down, you aren't under arrest and you aren't being detained. I simply addressed you as Ms. Bond...
Angel Lewis
Jack Anderson
>No Ms. Bond, it is quite evident he DID do something and that he is demonstrably NOT a good boy
Isaac Fisher
I am most sorry Ms. Bond, but I am afraid you can not “raise me a pair of Jordan’s”
Cooper Torres
>Ms Bond, you can take the girl out of the ghetto, but not the ghetto out of the girl
Write actually realistic lines a villain would say to provoke a racially aware bond.
Carson Smith
I fucking love le chiffre posting just as much as I loved vinceposting but it doesn't get to evolve like the former
Justin Ward
>you thought I only rely on a firewall to protect my plans? Oh Ms. Bond, I've taken "special" precautions...
Carter Reed
>Ms Bond, can you please turn off the music on your phone, we do have a string quartet.
Easton Smith
>Ms. Bond, I'd like you to meet my number two, He-Cute. I'm sure you;ll get along famously.
Dylan Brooks
>do you expect me to talk?
>yes, during movies
Anthony Rogers
>this whole thread
Jaxon Reed
>No Ms Bond, I expect you to get a job
Zachary Cox
>No Ms. Bond, abortions do not count towards the 2 kills needed for your license.
Gabriel Gomez
Keep this racist shit off of Yea Forums.
Oliver Brooks
yikes
Grayson Adams
I think you never really met a real racist
Gavin Ross
This the best thing that happened to Yea Forums in years.
Ryan Cox
>Ms....Ms. Bo.....MS. BOND. It is generally considered rude, in polite society, to talk on speaker phone in public. You told us all about your Obama phone, there is no need for this crass display.
Landon Collins
This got me good one user.
Ethan Bell
>off of
lel
Kevin Cooper
Can’t we just make a spy movie with a strong black female character instead of hijacking an existing franchise?
Blake Lee
shiieeettt
Carson Martin
>I suppose you’ve never heard the term “inside voice” Ms. Bond?
Juan Ortiz
kek
David Anderson
>Ms. Bond, there is no need for you to make that odd gesture where you spread your thumb and index finger away from your hand and move the respective arm in the opposite direction as your head while saying "UH HUH" everytime you make a successful move.
Landon Barnes
>Yes, Ms. Bond, I understand that the final phase of the game is about to become relatively intense, but there really is no need to take off your shirt.
Angel Lewis
>Ms.Bond, "go get my weeve did" is not a proper excuse for your absence.
Jayden Harris
>No Ms. Bond, grape soda is neither stirred or shaken
Camden Baker
Its funny. Deal with it outsider
Jordan Price
>yes yes mr bond the game will be over when I cry blood BUT you will be the one pissing blood
Dylan Cook
nor* fugg
Charles Hernandez
Jackson Barnes
>Crack, Ms. Bond? Smoke it if you wish, but be warned your game may suffer.
Kevin Ortiz
Maybe when they keep their racist blackwashing out of our Bond movies lulmao
Logan Perry
>Ms Bond, please stop calling the king of spades "Egyptian"
Jacob Rogers
That poor mother. I'm sure she's partially responsible for her son becoming crazy, but nobody deserves that.
Ian Price
lmfao
Gabriel Richardson
>Ms. Bond, I don't think this establishment has "Fuck Da Police" on their playlist
Evan Nguyen
>you’re a talented player Ms. Bond. You must’ve learned from an experienced player, perhaps your father?
Charles Lewis
Logan King
be a libtard get a woke child
I'm sure she is happy to annonce to all her friends that her son is very progressive and that she's so supportive towards him
just hilarious how virtue signaling drives people to the point where they sacrifice their childs life on the altar of liberal ideas
Jaxson Foster
>I've been assured that Dr. Phil broadcasts after out tourney Ms. Bond, then you will be free to 'hit the crib for part 4 for that time cousin laquisha slapjacked a ho after doggying down da high street pimp'.
Josiah Thomas
>I don't mean to be rude Ms. Bond, but please refrain from talking about your "sugar daddy".
Carter Myers
>Ms.Bond I assure you the chips are not made out of chocolate, please return them to the table at once after you wipe them
James Brown
>118120168
>Yes Ms Bond you may take as many napkins as you like
Robert Kelly
William Moore
Lol
Andrew Stewart
Kek
Aiden Gonzalez
underrated
Aiden Stewart
Based
William Campbell
>Im sorry Ms. Bond we dont seem to have any coco butter
John Peterson
>I don't believe the in-house physician is licensed to perform abortions at this facility, shaken OR stirred, Ms. Bond
Levi Long
>Ms. Bond it is considered bad etiquette to gyrate your posterior in front of the dealer after winning a hand.
Ethan Cruz
>I don't know what "dayyym these be sick grillz nigga" is supposed to mean, Ms. Bond. Please explain.
Bentley Reyes
>it seems your increased proportion of sweat glands and lack of deoderant has caused you to perspire, Ms. Bond?
Samuel Fisher
>Your Bloods handkerchief now doubles as a gas mask
>DORKY ASS "CUE" BIETCH BEDDA NAWT BEEN TOUCHEN MY COLORS NIGGA
Eli Garcia
The mom called him a disappointment for wearing a dress. I doubt she's a libtard.
Landon Perry
>You'll find this is no mere welfare check Ms Bond, touch the ink and a poison enters the skin killing after an hour.
Dominic Foster
Big oof and yikes
Ryder Bell
They're a lot different from their public posturing when they're with close family behind closed doors
Jackson Sullivan
>A typical welfare check...
>Q, I've seen those before.
>Not one with a built in grappling hook
Carter Wood
No because it's more about spiting whites than supporting blacks
Henry Scott
kek, well done I should have worded mine better tbqh
Sebastian Roberts
>Be black
>Steal
Nice dubs.
Landon Sanchez
Alexander Evans
Isaiah Diaz
>On the surface, Ms. Bond, these appear to be nothing more than an ordinary pair of crunk gold grills.. but look closer, and you will discover that they actually secrete a highly toxic potent venom which can be released secretly after biting into an opponents dick after you have successfully sucked him off for some crack money
Caleb Bailey
No Ms. Bond I expect you to pay
Leo Hall
>what do you mean "wakanda foeva" ms bond?
Julian Baker
>Q: ah, yes, this may look like just another weave to the untrained eye but give one tug of the left bang and it will turn into 50 square metre fishing net.
>Q: quite useful for wrangling up foes or... missing fathers
Jonathan Flores
>Ms. Bond, is that corn starch you are eating?
Sebastian Nelson
10/10
Michael Hughes
Andrew Phillips
>tfw live in a country with no niggers and don't understand half of these
Noah Brooks
Minority here, I say keep it. Talkin shit is the best.
Wyatt Bell
>Well, Ms. Bond *heh*, sarcastically I'm in charge. *pfft-ha-ha-ha*
Gavin Ramirez
Useful idiot. Thank you for permitting our rude humor, massa Blackman.
Hudson Taylor
>I am sorry, Ms. Bond, but for the last time our casino does not accept EBT
Colton Morris
>ayo anyone of y’all wanna glass of remy? Fuck this martini shit
Blake Green
>No, Ms. Bond, "Europe" isn't a country.
Dylan Foster
>Ms. Bond, perhaps dabbing everytime you get a good hand is not the best strategy for this game
Lucas Sanders
Fug