HARK TO THE TALE OF NELSON

> HARK TO THE TALE OF NELSON
> AND THE BOY HE LOVED SO DEAR

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THEY REMAINED THE BEST OF FRIENDS FOR YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if they grew up to be a co-dependant (non-sexual) couple. Just rooming together until things get off the ground, you know? Nelson never able to hold a job down, Martin with a moderate paying job in science or finance but too afraid to take risks and move up in the world.

nah theyd be fuckin and suckin for sure

> HARK TO THE TALE OF SNEED
> AND THE CHUCK HE LOVED SO DEAR

3 replies without the word, could this be the comfy simpsons thread we hoped for?

Based and checked
Do not let them take the heritage that is rightfully yours!

Can we have one god damn Simpsons thread without this sneed crap?

The Lemon Tree episode was my favorite as a kid. Take me back, bros. I want to go back!

formerly there

The optimum pH level for citrus trees is between 5.5 and 6.5, but many areas have alkaline soils with a soil pH above 7.0, which can cause nutritional deficiencies that stunt the trees' growth

Formerly sneedin and feedin

Here's a tip: Put a pinch of sage in your boots, and all day long a spicy scent is your reward!

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>SNEED feed and seed
>formerly’s chuck
I dont get it?

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Martin really glidin on ol Nelson there. Could this be the new "dab"?

SNEED AND FEED POGGERS IN THE CHAT BOIS

b&r

Is it pissing anyone else off that people actually tried to discuss Simpsons? Shut the fuck up, just give up! Why do you persist, comfyfag?

>marxists SEETHING that they can't utterly obliterate an aspect of white male culture

>SNEED
I don’t get it. What’s wrong with South Americans?

Is it pissing anyone else off that people actually try to Sneedpost? Shut the fuck up, just give up! Why do you persist, Chuckfag?

"Well well, look at the outlander pullin' up in his fancy imperial sailboat."
>I came here as a prisoner!

"Well pardon us, Mr. Colovian fur helm."
>I looted this helm from a dead bandit.

"Well la-dee-dah Mr. House Telvanni slaver.
>Sorry but I believe in good mercantile skills."

"Teh! You're not gonna grow nothing at Hlaalo Manor, that's why Uryne Nirith abandoned it!"
>Oh what do you know?!

"I know your alchemy skill is up near 5.6 and you need 7-8 max to craft fortify intelligence potions"
>Oh that's just a superstition. You just watch me, I'll grow saltrice out there!

"Not if you're planting kwama eggs."
>DOH!

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are you ok, user?

FORMERLY FEED

HAHHAHAHAHA I GET IT NOW!!!!!!!

AM SO GLAD I CAN FIT IN WITH MY BROS!

So basically Peep Show - Simpsons edition

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sneed and feed

this

Formerly isolated from his bros

I like how Nelson swats as him as if he's some annoying mosquito.

formerly unswatted

He's 7-8 inches taller than Martin

>Nelson
you mispronounced SNEED!!!!!

Sneethe's feethe and seethe

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Can anyone explain what rent free means I’m stoopid.

Formerly rent expensive

SNEED

COME GATHER ‘ROUND CHILDREN ITS HIGH TIME YOU READ ABOUT THE VILLAIN CALLED JANNY AND THE HERO NAMED SNEED

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cast them
cast her

>cast her
Moner

>imagine spending time creating this
Based and redpilled keep it up

>another useful idiot repeats the sneed mantra, blissfully unaware of whose beck and call he's answering

Just shut up, you stupid fucking idiot
Stupid fucking idiot