Heres your Galadriel bro
Heres your Galadriel bro
i want her to kick my head and punish me for being a manlet
She's a pedo
*ahem*
pit queen
Using her bare feet?
u can see her nipaples
she is so fucking cute, its not fair bros.
midge
Despite her being extremely skinny, her breasts look of a pretty good size considering she's super tall. Just imagine how big they would possibly get if she put on some weight.
theyre prefect just like her.
>t. Warwick Davis
Would you watch an american Blue is The Warmest Color remake with Debicki and Isabela Moner (now that she's 18)?
Probably a bit too small but still a decent choice.
chin isn't pointy enough
toesuckers go home
TFW you will never lovingly feed Debicki a caloric surplus until she can smother you with her giant milky breasts
She left Lovecraft Country (and was replaced by Abbey Lee) to work on Nolan's new film Tenet
>me imagining debicki with giant milky breasts
I want goddess debicki to tie me up and violently sound my urethra while sat on my face and bursting my balls with a pair of pliers bros
500lb+ Debicki
How do i get a tall gf as a manlet bros?
hide in a box of cereal but don't get eaten
hit on tall women, often you will find they are find with dating shorter men because once women start going above 6ft they need to make compromises or else their choices dry up massively.
I will make it pointy.
t. Sheev
>swn suffocate you with her neck
Isn't she some 6' freak amazon?
>you will never suffocate her neck while you crush it with your hands as she orgasms violently
You say that like its a bad thing
just ask, im 5'7 my last gf was 5'11 without heels.
Only literal faggots like tall women
t. fag
>t.closet fag
I want gf close to my height because I have back problems
>thought she was a brit
>found out she's an ausfag who grew up about 10 mins from me
What the fuck
It's quite unattractive and offputting.
How's the weather down there, little one
maybe to a low test fag like you
>knew the copeposts would be 'fag' and 'manlet'
You didn't let me down (heh), user.
>top oof
see
Clearly we need a kino where Elizabeth Debicki and Gwendoline Christie star as non-identical twins
bitch ugly tho
when will they star in a kino with each other?
>4 guys playing as girls (Karen, ASR, Kstew, MEW)
>trapped in Zathura/Jumanji space jungle
>Debicki as final boss
>has 4 lieutenants: Emma Roberts, Emma Stone, ATJ and Alexandra Daddario
>Debicki is an evil space jungle queen
>she finds out it's just a game
>manages to take control over the game and changes its rules
>wants to break free into real world and rule it to
>she cannot change the rules entirely, so she makes things for our heroines as difficult as possible
>in every level of the game they're force to wear humiliating attires (schoolgirls, French maids, hookers, cheerleaders etc)
>they have to face each lieutenant et the end of every level
>each lieutenant has a different power (like ATJ using ayylmao telepathic powers)
>at the end the heroines have to face Debicki
>when it ends they go back to real world
>only to find out that Debicki's plan to break free interfered with their awakening
>now they're stuck as girls in real world
>at least until the sequel
>They accidentally bump into each other at the Extra, extra, extra long female clothing store
>tfw this can finally be made when voice/face digital construction looks real
Have fapped to this plot outline at least four times since it was first posted.
As the original poster I'm glad to hear it.
>have a gf who looks a ton like Debicki
>super skinny, blonde hair, and 6'1"
>madly in love
>she puts on a bit of weight, it all goes to her tits and ass, rest of her body stays skinny
>4 years later she goes full blown SJW
>shaved her head, identifies as asexual and genderless
>dumps me so she can spend more time with her cats
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
Sniff in hell, footfag.
What you did wrong?
We lived in different cities and I didnt move for her, which was admittedly dumb as fuck on my part considering I had more career opportunities in her city.
He was a beta, like most Yea Forums posters and /pol/tards
ATJ - telepathic powers: can control objects via telekinesis and lift up smol human players like ASR and KStew with her powers. has the ability to use mind control for a limited amount of time
Daddario - succubus seduction powers which draws in any player with her body and beauty and if they get too close to her it will put him (her) under Daddario's spell. Once seduced, this player will be slowly drained of their life force in Daddario's love chambers until it reaches 0% and the player is eliminated
Emma Stone - Supporting lieutenant with high agility and combat skills. aids the other lieutenants
Emma Roberts - Sets traps for the human players. Those that fall into her traps will likely suffer through pain and torture if not rescued in time by another player
Fag detected
@118120855
What a super cool post you just made
>liking mannish uggos
Neat projection tho
I wish Saoirse had been cast instead of Gemma Arterton in that lesbian Bicki flick
women are a joke
t.manlet
She would be a great Bayonetta
manlet cope
greta would never allow it
You mean Jeanne
>liking women with unfeminine traits copeposting
He's right though, fuck off with your blogposting
Saoirse would of course have to get on her knees and beg and lick Greta to satisfaction.
Greta would allow it under the condition that she's the one to direct and write the entire film. When they get to filming the sex scene she'll then demonstrate Bicki the proper way to sit on Saoirse's face
I appreciated the personal anecdote.
Who's Greta? Her mistress?
Greta Gerwig (and if it's not it should be).
Only if you're a manlet and/or don't like a challenge
Holy shit, I wish that were me.
God, her legs are amazing.
shes a gift from god
Galadriel is supposed to be 6'3".
It's only unfeminine to you because you dwarf in comparison.
Six *four*, breh (a full Numenorean "ranga").
5'8" here. Back in high school I briefly dated a girl one head taller than me. I still wonder if it some mommy issues were involved from my side.
Anyway, standard advice includes asking and having a life she will want to be a part of.
one ranga is the average height of a halfling and two constitute standard "man height". Galadriel's two rangar in height and Celeborn's even taller, which is worth remembering considering how often the poor bugger's overshadowed by his awful wife
>one ranga is the average height of a halfling and two constitute standard "man height"
>HALFling
Well shit. Unbearably anal but utterly sensible.
We wuz ringbearers and shit
3 best marvelfus right there lads
I'm in love with Her size 12 feet.
movie?
gain height
>6'3
i could live and die between those toes
Tv series named The Kettering Incident.
worshipable
>we need an actress with god-tier armpits
>Say no more
Don't worry, I've contacted the Architect. He's accepted the job.
Her feet are really elegant and beautiful.
god that sucked
Yes. Especially if Debiicki dominated Moner.
God I wish that were me on the right.
When Greta gives her per permission to.
I think I've got a scratch too
me too
posting her to /b to get her deepnuded as I type this
Link
God I wanna bury m face in that lovely pit :-)