“Here’s your new James Bond, bro”

She’s not James Bond she’s an agent that takes the mantle when James Bond retires.Craig is still Bond in this movie.You dumbasses fell for the racebaiting

We may as well get used to these diversity spin-offs. They give marginalized people some hope and dignity. Be proud.

No that's the new 007, James Bond is still a white man.

On opposite day.

>I'm sorry ms bond but you cannot continue to play dice in the alley behind the casino

Is this why Fukunaga is playing video games all the time and showing up late?

yeah but you wouldnt be the one doing the fucking

Attached: 1563114637529.jpg (2500x1667, 886K)

incorrect skit
pic related is yours, the first was the stripper acting as witness

Attached: 1345634645840.png (930x692, 900K)

>Those man hands

Attached: 1552024657990.jpg (640x559, 29K)

How bad will it bomb?

>all these people thinking 007 and james bobd are the same thing

Attached: 1541866381224.jpg (684x529, 76K)

obviously

she's not MJ, she's MJ

"Here's your new James Bond, bro"

Attached: 1557945674537.jpg (539x960, 47K)

>craig
>bond

Attached: bond girls laughing.jpg (565x430, 48K)

No TAKE THE BLOODY SHOT rolling yet?

>PAYPAL ME

Attached: download.jpg (239x211, 17K)

>Now now Ms. Bond, it may look like an ordinary crack pipe, but blow into it and it will fire a poison projectile

Attached: Q-from-James-Bond.jpg (320x240, 12K)

I love how this line is being used by shills to actually defend this.

She is 007, there is a black woman who is literally taking the mantle and legacy of the greatest spy of all time. Her name doesn't have to be bond, the effect is the same. I suspect that caveat was placed in the article just so people could keep deflecting the obvious race baiting just so they could tell everyone to "just calm down, she's not bond bro"!

Noone is falling for this right?

fucking hell, m8

dialate

>She’s not James Bond she’s an agent that takes the mantle when James Bond retires

So basically, it's 1967 Kino Royale remake.

Attached: casino-royale-1967.jpg (1024x658, 162K)

This so much fucking this

Attached: Thank You, Blackie.jpg (1155x997, 102K)

>Lynch
How did she come by that?

Attached: 1538954730103.jpg (526x1258, 173K)

I thought part of the appeal of Bond was always that he is sort of a womanizing sleezeball, but he's smooth as hell and handsome and incredible at being a spy so it's all forgiven.

how are they going to do that with a woman as 007? might as well make it an entirely different movie

Oh they got it covered.

Attached: dassddaa.jpg (885x787, 213K)

Then why do they literally call it a "bond film" in the article retard

a black woman 007?

Attached: cal the based god.jpg (2700x1800, 1010K)

What a fucking joke.

Attached: 1523213331909.gif (200x200, 3.89M)

Jfc

>he's having to learn to deal with the world of #MeToo

Attached: 1553913843426.gif (200x150, 2.11M)

because the Daniel Craig character is the main character of the film????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>has his back turned to the two ugly negros
just compare the two groups of women on beauty and it's no contest

why did they pick such a horrendously unattractive nigress?

Attached: rochelle-aytes-2.jpg (630x383, 158K)

i want to die

if black bond is gay and seduces & fucks Ana de Armas, then I'm okay with her being 007

Attached: 1548179097198.jpg (414x512, 59K)

the woke crowd doesn't want anything that looks more attractive than them.

As you can guess, that's setting the bar pretty low.

Attached: 1539678187873.jpg (720x731, 57K)

BLACK HERE THIS IS A JOKE RIGHT PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE RIGHT?

Attached: the jews did is this.gif (500x275, 748K)

Attached: 1453666520170.jpg (226x166, 8K)

Attached: 1548423610599.jpg (500x388, 38K)

youtube.com/watch?v=UWROBiX1eSc

Attached: 55950e55.jpg (300x300, 25K)

Attached: 1526350388668.jpg (3000x4200, 3.31M)

WE

Attached: tumblr_ogd7koXBLT1vx1ghpo6_540.png (540x405, 355K)

newstatesman.com/politics/feminism/2015/10/pantomime-james-bond-reveals-tragedy-modern-white-masculinity

>That is why James Bond isn’t evil. James Bond, more than anything, is a tragic figure and his tragedy is the tragedy of white, imperialist masculinity in the 21st century. It is a tragedy of irrelevance that becomes all the more poignant and painful in the retelling. It cannot last for ever and it must not last for ever – but while it does I’ll thank you to pass me the popcorn.

Is she wrong

Shut up u dumb pretentious baiting faggot

see

This movie blows, watched it about 3 months ago, aged horribly, literally just boring 90% of the time

Attached: as66g9nn0sv21.png (905x779, 306K)

WERE CRACKERS

I look forward to our time together, miss Monkeypenny

Attached: Screen Shot 2019-07-15 at 11.41.37 PM.png (1098x454, 532K)

>I'M NOT MAD YOU'RE MAD
Faggots, all of you

The left can't meme at all.

>> tragedy of white, imperialist masculinity in the 21st century

Attached: countergirl.webm (1002x568, 1.94M)

Yes, what a retard. Bond isn't a womanizing alcoholic because le patriarchy, he's that way because of the events of casino royale. Jesus christ these stupid faggot liberals can't keep their slimy, faux-intellectualizing jew hands off of anything can they

Semantics.

Okay, don't know where you're going. Do you even know?

Attached: subwaygirl.webm (392x296, 768K)

>no one acknowledging these trips of truth

Attached: 1562813008852.jpg (584x413, 33K)

Naw that one's funny cry more

>>cry more

Attached: tumblr_ogdpcwsbkb1vx1ghpo4_540.png (540x380, 268K)

>Is she wrong
No, I don't think so. None of the older Bond movies aged particularly well. Even if you ignore how horribly he treats women, they're still not even that fun. The action sequences are all just car chases, gun fights and slowly moving lasers. Though newer Bond movies have better set pieces, they still pale in comparison to Mission Impossible in terms of planning, composition and photography.

I suppose it's a bit awkward being a man in 2019. It used to be that being a man meant something and you were supposed to exhibit certain behaviors and undergo certain tasks on that very virtue alone. Now it doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman. No one cares who you are. Tasks aren't relegated by circumstantial signifiers like race or gender. So then what does it mean to be a man in 2019? Few people know. Fewer even have the time to care. Just shut up and get back to work, wagie. No one cares if you're a man or a woman. You're a cog in the machine so act like it. Dehumanize Yourself and Face to Bloodshed.

Did they really have to go with the manliest looking black chick on earth? It's like they're baiting people into shitting on the casting. I am actually attracted to black women but this bitch is straight up not attractive for 90% of straight males

Is she still going to be an alcohol drinking womanizer? If so, I don't see a problem with it.

employers care, for the same reason you guys suck at contests like chess and golf that don't require strength

Looting face

>miss Monkeypenny
God dammit.

Attached: Vladimir Putin laughing.gif (347x244, 3.72M)

whites don't have very good taste or atleast sjw whites.

You just watch it for the bits where Orson Welles is chuckling to himself.

Lmao
This bitch is ugly
Why would a handsome successful whiteman want to fuck some ape looking nigger?

I hate niggers.
Woman should be carrying and blown his 70 iq brains out

Funny how it doesn’t matter except when it comes affirmative action then it matters.
Huh it appears women and darkies can’t compete with white men.

That's by design. Women are taking over casting and they enjoy picking women uglier than themselves to lower men's enjoyment. It's a feminine imperative that is being allowed to run free because male producers can't stick their necks out and override casting choices anymore due to the me too shit.

I can’t wait till this tanks

I fucking hate you

False and scientologypilled
>You only live twice: helicopter chase
>Moonraker: spaceship chase
>Octopussy: scuba chase
Why do you lie when nobody can upvote you or subscribe to your patreon. If you can't appreciate the classic bond, you just don't like the genre. The new films are to catch new audiences, not to please lifelong fans of the books and films.

reminder that hollywood has the right to turn all of their assets into niggers and you have the right to drop hollywood all together

But she's not Bond, she's just the new 007 agent. It's still shit and James Bond is a tired as fuck series that should be put into a coma.

the names word, n word

>yes, agent bond keeps winning at the roulette table
>we need to cash her out now, she keeps betting on black and shouting "black don't crack" and winning

Attached: Le-Chiffre-Casino-Royale-Suit-4.jpg (1241x698, 176K)

lol

>the greatest spy of all time
He is a fictional character, he isn't really the greatest spy and all that. He has been played by many actors in the past and most of them sucked, just like their movies. Now he will also be played by this negro embarrassment. Oh, the terror!

LOOK AT HANDS

Attached: hands.png (498x553, 591K)

So she's literally just another female sidekick? What exactly is so radical about it except that she's ugly? She's not the first black one either.

ugly ass sheeboon who i wouldn't cast in a porno even if it was a $50 budget

She's agent 007, but not James Bond. Somehow.

As if that was any better

Almost every Bond female has been a femme fatale type of woman who played him to get what they want. It's because women are his only weakness.

This. I suspect people sayng that are shills. No one can possibly by that dumb.

>*ring*ring*ring*
>*click*
>Ms Bond,as per our deal you will find the instructions to disarm the nuclear bomb in the briefcase to your left
>*sucks teeth*
>so yu be sayin white boy,i finna played u dog,dat green i gave u was monopoly money yo
>*smacks lips*
>aah yes Ms.Bond,a clever deception,shame you will not have time to gloat
>*hangs up*
>*picks nose*
>"das rite whitey,run like a bitch yo"
>"now seems it be time to shutoff this nuke u know what im sayin"
>*opens briefcase*
>*5 minutes left before nuke goes off*
>*ohhhhhhh shieeeeeeeeeeet fuckin whitey left me instructions on paper,they keepin the black folk down*
>*nigger cant read disarming document,nuke goes off and kills 5 million people*

Attached: agentwhythesouthwasright.jpg (295x418, 25K)

kek

Attached: 1505670433643.jpg (798x770, 178K)

This franchise used to have beautiful women who'd literally crush men to death with their thighs and now they're pretending that Bond would be rejected by that

Is that Lupita N'ng*pops cheek with finger*tok?

Christ i remember that thread

Just like us!

#NotMyBond

double o nigger

Here's your new Rocky Balboa, bro

Attached: 10563082-3x2-940x627.jpg (940x627, 83K)

Did James retire?

that's so sweet, truly heart warming. pity they are all on /pol/ instead of diy or ck

>tfw not even ana will save this movie

Diversity spin-offs will always be shittier than the original. After a while black people will be fed up with not getting an original character, now they eat it up because it triggers le white man.

You can't just fuck anything you see anymore Mr. Bond, the times have changed. London is a different place now. You must be a good feminist ally and achieve written consent first before engaging in coitus. Anything else is simply haram.

does she not find it insulting that she's obviously only being hired for the diversity points?

looks like she needs a...
lash n a lunch
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Attached: 381532_1335957017331_240_274.jpg (240x274, 20K)

Kek

NEED MORE JOI

this is an outrage, it's outrageous!

Attached: 1461286409051.jpg (1462x1462, 411K)

>Hennesy and Coke, shaken not stirred

Attached: black boomer.png (628x562, 192K)

FUCK NIGGERS

i fucking hate this world we live in now a days. Just making shit no one gives a fuck about to please the social justice warriors online, when the fuck will it stop

Attached: 1547711959509.jpg (602x709, 67K)

>women are his only weakness.
He has 3 weaknesses, women, alcohol and gaming.

Lose weight.

That Blade dude? Cool!

the personification of beauty, and its antithesis
a thousand words indeed

This
I would have unironically taken idris alba or rob stark over this tomboy ugly bitch

Why can't they pick an attractive bbw Thicc Amazon mudshark

Always these compromised lezbos

Since it's apparent now they are going for "every woman is beautiful in their own way" with the Bond girls, I suggest they cast Steve Buscemi as Bond that every woman throw themselves at next.

One day in the future, people are gonna look back at this period and say lol what the fuck

Wouldn't it be great if it changes with the decade and the 20s were fun again?

why is white fragility so all-consuming?

Dilate and kys tranny

She isn't playing James Bond though.

>Noone
Since when is Buzzfeed posting here

Already did

*LaShawn

>Since it's apparent now they are going for "every woman is beautiful in their own way" with the Bond girls
nah it's more about "dismantling western beauty standards" or whatever the fuck, they actually think putting her within 1000 square miles of de armas is smart

Attached: 065.jpg (3000x2269, 833K)

BASED

Attached: 1546869836078.png (720x790, 807K)

Attached: baltimore-riot-fire-looting-600.jpg (600x335, 75K)

>Lashana Lynch
>Lash ana Lynch
>lash and a lynch

Attached: 47347.jpg (480x360, 24K)

only with that woke kween hair. google her and you'll see she's cute with long one.

Imagine her inserting like two of those fingers in the cuties vagoofers, they'dd rip at the seams

Jesus! I know guys who work in construction and live in harsh conditions and they have more feminine hands.

It's Captain Marvel being the first female hero/protagonist/main lead all over again. Leftists want to pretend this is the age where everything is happening for the 1st time because the oppressive world never let them and then they look back in history and realized it already did. So they pretend it didn't happen and hype.

N

I think that is what gets me as well.

Whitebois and incels getting dabbed on harder than a muthafucka in 2019. I wonder if this is all part of a revenge ploy to piss off all of those wretched Trumppanzees.

So it’s like Jimmy’s Bastards, but terrible

Lol true

Wow get rekt faggot

And sprite dummy

It is much more annoyance and disappointment than "fear". And you subhumans only know how to copy right-wing and nationalist memes, you hardly create anything original and funny

Name 1 (ONE) 007 film that didn't portray 007 as James Bond.

DRUMPF BACKED THE DRUMPF OFF, LOL! WHITE FRAGILITY IS REAL!

Nope

FUCK HOLLYWOOD JEWS ANDSJW TRANNIES PUSHING THESE GAY AGENDAS
FUCK THIS TWISTED SICK FUCKING SOCIETY
FUCK NIGGERS

Attached: 1537621952400.jpg (225x225, 8K)

Name one Ian Fleming novel where someone else than James Bond has the 007 code?

What would /tvs/ reaction be to this now?

Attached: 2CAC2F7F00000578-0-image-m-4_1443120760136.jpg (634x917, 103K)

Attached: 1529252186544.jpg (916x963, 445K)

Still looks like Dennis Rodman in drag.

>people go to see 007 not james bond
this is how stupid you sound

Attached: bondsurf.jpg (610x254, 39K)

Attached: 1547217101272.jpg (1492x1024, 309K)

>Ow the edge

Attached: 1559091341640.jpg (1242x1193, 233K)

>Hurr, I'm going to make it seem like they are dumb rednecks who critisized every black actor in the Bond films, durr
Nice diversion tactics.

It's gonna flop hard, Daniel Craig bond bearly made money. No one litteraly who niggres makes any.

have sex incels

You liberals can post about butthurt white males all day, still dosen't change the political agenda behind the decision and you know it.

The Name is Boon, She Boon.
I Like my kool aid shaken, not stirred.

Attached: unnamed.jpg (600x400, 44K)

Why is it always a filthy ass nigger?

Why not an Asian or Latino? I would prefer any other minority than those stupid ass apes.

Asian qts are banned in Hollywood.

For fuck's sake, if they were dead set on being progressive with it and doing a black Bond why the fuck not Paterson Joseph? I'd pay good money to see him do a whole Bond film as Johnson in a completely serious way.

when was she 007?

Attached: 1386924852387.png (355x341, 220K)

Suspectre

>meanwhile people get a little more sick of this shit and it fuels a sort of reactionary racism that would otherwise not have existed
The left are bringing about their own demise, m8. They already got Trump elected. If they keep going at the rate they're going they may very well spark the actual day of the rope.

have children

>plus un wagon "bondé" des plus jolies filles jamais vues à l'écran
never ever now

lmao that fucking F R I D G E body type is going to be 007.

dilate

>craig's hands are hidden so you can't compare them to the sheboon and notice she has the hands of a lumberjack.

your first logic block is missing an end bracket. lib status = owned

destroy Israël

Moonraker is still insanely good and is a borderline comedy at points.
Fuck you.

lmao is she actualy a he

Can't wait for the movie to underperform and then have a bunch of news outlets and talk shows scream about racism.

How do you go from this.....

Attached: laurie_penny.jpg (500x487, 22K)

....to this?

Attached: Untitled.png (411x362, 198K)

They want ugly people in the roles of legacy characters to save on money. They don't want "star power" to be a thing anymore because it's too expensive (see RDJ, OT Star Wars cast, etc.) They want fungible, forgettable, replaceable actors and are relying on brand awareness instead.

i'd say making them ugly is an extra fuck you

Sounds like a plan. Fuck the actors.

booger eater

Is that the kid from Everybody hates Chris?

Based, look at how angry this makes the incel losers

miss monkeypenny

Attached: Industry of hate.jpg (812x808, 155K)

Shut your lying ass up.

This threads start

Attached: B97696E0-A139-4C06-8AD7-89A19FB3D523.png (332x1024, 595K)

The same as the OP is 007, never, but it doesn't stop retards bitching about it

Oil them ashy knees, Ana. The fuck.

white people, specially white men, enjoy meritocracy and originality.

thats why most of the good (and evil) shit that literally change the planet, comes from white men.

understandable white men not enjoying this shit the same way it is understandable to black women find it fantastic.

Attached: mother_ver2_xlg.jpg (1000x1500, 637K)

Yes. Something's gotta fucking give and it's gotta come soon.

>Janiwa...Janiwa Bond, agent LOO
>...ma'am, turn the badge

Gibs me a fawty... shaken, not twerked.

Nobody is afraid, we're laughing our assess off because the agenda has become so transparent it's starting to backfire. stop projecting. Also dilate.

Why not Idris Elba?

>Life sentence, no parole

A legitimate point in a way but you forgot one thing..... can we insert whites into black roles? Have men get funded by big Corp to tell everyone how awful women are? Rewrite history and call anyone who disagrees with the "artstyle" a communist? And fuck you, Idris Elba is /ournig/.

Yea Forums seething is the best thing you can see on Yea Forums, so i'm glad stuff like this is happening

How many times are /pol/ brainlets going to fall for this marketing strategy? Literally the second time this month they've done this

Attached: 5e8cd87d03e928bcad5eef2f3cd3962f--funny-things-funny-stuff.jpg (320x240, 12K)

this has become a trope at this point

but new nig IS gonna be 007.

political correctness, after a while, becomes cynicism.

its like that black panther scene, when three blacks try to blend in on a cassino in south korea.

COME ON.

007 should be a character that has access to anyplace anywere anytime.

> a fucking white male.

it is what it is, even a movie with absurd elements cannot ignore that a black lady doesnt have this kind of social acceptance.

if she was just an assassin, i could buy it.

Attached: 20479991_1487197904636494_5045732578315743254_n.jpg (480x365, 37K)

>laughing
Show me one thread that's not raging and is instead laughing. This thread alone has enough ass clenching to power a neutron star

Attached: 1562048451489.webm (1000x420, 2.82M)

why the fuck would james bond want to fuck that ugly nigger women? lol

>>its like that black panther scene, when three blacks try to blend in on a cassino in south korea
Did you miss that they were immediately spotted?

Attached: D_fUKo7XoAACO5h.png (392x421, 47K)

>uses a North African

did you miss that they were intelligent enough to build a modern society and, at the same time, believe this plan could work?

Here are the writers for the new movie:
bleedingcool.com/2019/07/16/meet-the-new-writers-of-james-bond-007-vita-ayala-and-danny-lore/

Attached: 1563295911320.jpg (1314x960, 847K)

yep the james bond franchise is dead people lol

those are comic books, no one cares about that shit industry, it should be completely out of business within 5 years

007, our latest GPS tracking device is a bracelet worn around the ankle.

This is going to bomb so hard.

So in the future, we all just stop having sex and we die off?

>calm down bro she isn't the new superman just the new man of steal

she's not Clark Kent, just Superman

That man face. Cover her outfit and it's a man. could be a tranny