>Bond? AAAAYY girl what's poppin? Ayy its me hun, Felicia Leiter from the motherfucking CIA!! You got dat shit for me hun? *lits blunt* O yea da files of those terrorists, yea I will give them those white ass crackas at Langley to read dat shiet, I don't understand dat file shit you feelin me hun? Now lets go get some purple slurp at a niggers crib in da hood, he got som goooood blunts too.
Bond? AAAAYY girl what's poppin? Ayy its me hun...
Kayden Kelly
Landon Perez
>here's your new whip 007
Angel Perez
kek
Adam Powell
White boys larping as black online is as awkward as watching them dance or try to be athletic irl
Incredible second hand cringe good job OP
Joseph Williams
>mocking ebonics is larping
Easton Roberts
/pol/ just had an amazing ms bond thread that would make Yea Forums weep with how good it was.
Chase Mitchell
This is pretty close to how liberals write black characters
Camden Sullivan
This, racism is only funny when you actually try. This is the lowest hanging fruit of the low hanging fruit type shit
Ryder Wilson
lank?
Colton Johnson
post caps pls
Nathaniel Taylor
honestly better than what you chaps have been doing for weeks. All the ones at the end are me.
Tyler Foster
epic xD
Luke Ward
>no ms. bond, there is no housing and urban development branch of the MI6 complex. All of your housing and amenities are gratis, paid for by the crown royal.
>no not that crown royal
Jacob Roberts
>I'm telling you, the card is a reverse rotation card. No there is no reverse racism card, that isn't even real
>*motions to the help*
>*asks the help why she keeps sucking her teeth*
Dylan Lewis
Whites are more athletic than blacks on average by the way.
David White
Kek mad white boy
Matthew Murphy
the best part about the pol thread is you can tell half the people making jokes are actually black. Too many on the nose jokes.
White people don't know who ricky smiley even is.
Carson Diaz
Fuck back to pol.
Elijah Brown
what is a pol?
Polish people are okay, they just eat too much fish.
Alexander Bell
I've never fucked
Jack Moore
You a bigot or something? Why are you so hateful to that you don't understand?
I'm guessing its fear.
Aaron King
white people need to shut the fuck up.
Angel Butler
>this laser is unstoppable, I've set the deactivation codeword to be nigh uncrackable
>shieeeeeeeeeeeeeet
>*laser disarming*
Chase Martinez
seems pretty racist. I'd tell you to go to a board for racists but we don't have one.
Isaac Wood
>impotent rage: the post
Camden Barnes
>it’s a pol gets triggered episode
Nathan Diaz
t. Al from Deadwood
Charles Torres
stay mad and keep exemplifying your fragility. Its a known racial trait at this point.
Benjamin Young
getting (you)'s from polcels is so easy. Like fish in a barrel.
Blake King
*pulls up pants*
*smacks lips*
AYO nigga we on dat jjames bond 007 shit. fuk a bitch n killa nigga type shit.
Brandon Fisher
Mad white pol virgins so mad lmao seethe harder I need more pol tears.
Nicholas Myers
>White boys larping as black online is as awkward as watching them dance or try to be athletic irl
>Incredible second hand cringe good job OP
Anthony Scott
>no, ms bond, there is no particular reason why your seat has a nylon cover while the rest do not. Do you have any 4s?
Leo Campbell
>codeine and grape faygo, shooken not sturrd
Ethan Robinson
>but madame, styrofoam cups are not held on these premises
Jacob Murphy
>no, ms. bond, betting all on red is not rayciss
Caleb King
>no need to stretch so vigorously ms. Bond. We are scheduled for backgammon for another hour. You have ample time to limber up for the mandingo fights.