Favorite Reno 911 bit?

youtube.com/watch?v=0MPdZEPJBjs

anything with terry

did you say lube or lewd

>I didn't think he could skate on grass... look at that sumbitch go

couldn't find it on youtube

metacafe.com/watch/3375279/junior_s_junior_deputy_program/

Either reading Ron or whenever they go to the ren fest and patton oswalt is trying to stay in character

"Which one of you niggers ate the last donut?"

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When Wiegel introduced her fucking cat to the group.

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came here to post this

we're gonna do a little thing i like to call good cop, black cop

Nick Swardson hit on me at a comedy club in LA once. That's the closest thing I have to a celebrity story.

This, and the one where Wiegel’s boyfriend is a serial killer. Didn’t care much for the burning man episode though, which always seemed to be on reruns.

Genuine ostrich

Three payments

I would ruin her. Just take her pear shaped body and droopy tits and wear her out like a human sock. Imagine the smells and noises she would make

>ctrl+f lottery
>0 of 0

What are you anons doing?

youtube.com/watch?v=hpwesfKJ1AI

AND THE INSTALLATION IS FREEEEE-HEEE

There are no Piggly Wigglys in Reno. Way too far west.

SUCK MY BIG BLACK COCK

Just keep posting it, every night.
You're doing gods work.

>you don't respect gator, gator no respect you
when that little boy got eaten by an alligator at disneyland, this is all i could think about

youtube.com/watch?v=ZRJ_tgwyLUM

Where can I watch this for free

m.youtube.com/watch?v=8GM_8xsWH3E&list=PLsx_q58dL8KFA4Ulv_d1Ly9KKRQn2k6Bv&index=19

Best terry bit

Nevada doesn't have a lottery. It would take shekels away from the casinos. You have to drive over the border into Commiefornia to play.

youtube.com/watch?v=0VqSel1m28Y

aaah yeah baby

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Thats wildly inappropriate

If it had gone to Netflix itd be popular

based and tugjob pilled

That guy is going down to Vegas for the Area 51 raid.

When they're in the con room and dangle has to explain what CPT is to the black officers.

I don't like Nick Swardson that much. His comedy is mediocre at best and his movies were terrible but on this show I loved him.

>anything with the gay dude on roller skates
>the scene where they try to recreate a murder using their only evidence, a fresh bag of taco bell(?) food
>that bikini scene with the women, but especially the busty black woman
That one was literally the moment I knew I loved huge breasts

youtu.be/q5M1zq6MJ0g

youtube.com/watch?v=RJxUEsk98Tc
bummed he didn't get that big

It was some delicious piping hot Arby's and junior brought it

I loved the movie even having never seen the show

>it's my plane. my dad bought it for me for flag day.
and trudy saying
>niiiiiigerrr
on the beach always crack me up.

That was the first clip i watched from this show, i was ready to hate it had even my face on cringe mode but that line made me laugh hard.
Trudy is so fucking retarded.

youtu.be/kicjYh3v1FI

WE'RE JUMPING THE SHARK FOR AUTISM!!!

>i was ready to hate it
you really need to stop going into things like that.
it will make you miserable.

t. miserable.

gay cop using a morrissey tshirt to blend among the gangs is fucking kino.

great show, diverse cast were every actor there is solid.

The brothel without an employees must wash hands sign really tickled me. I did not watch this show enough.

I love when they revealed he was a millionaire that lived in a mansion

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I HAD A VERY CUMBERSOME YEAR.

I loved when Junior dropped the cat in the air conditioning vent on the kids show.

New Shoe Goofs is the best 30 seconds in the whole series

Growing up in Nevada the public service announcement commercials they did were the best because they were so accurate

would

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That's 120 lbs. of ass.

[directing traffic school] *You* are the reason why our roads are dangerous! *You* are the reason why we're sitting here today. And because of *you*, we're going to sit here for eight hours. And for this service, we are getting paid a grand total of $31.50. That's right, we'd make more money working at Arby's. So why don't we call it a day and go get some Arby's?

"Get your ass out of my face, Dangle..."
"GET YOUR FACE OUT OF MY ASS."

youtube.com/watch?v=XdGsrFFsFb4

This is my favorite.

youtube.com/watch?v=xmNfUUFAclw

>You wanna know why we bolt the beds to the wall?
>You boys know what a what wagon circle is?
>when we found him there was just nothing left

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youtube.com/watch?v=3JNsL6c3xVo
sorry for the shitty quality

better version here

I don't know about bits, but the entire story arc of how they rodney king a guy in a milkshake costume, go to prison, get released, get different jobs, uncover mayoral corruption, and get back on the force was fucking pure Kino.

>get your ass out my face Dangle
>GET YOUR FACE OUT OF MY ASS!

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>Whoa man, I just had the craziest dream
>...
>You know you're driving, right?
>...wha-*CRASH*

great modern slapstick

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Yup and probably zero wiping. Shit would be plastered to her butthole/goochhair and the infected skin around it would two shades darker. IMAGINE THE SMELL

>"Are you prostituting for cheeseburgers again?"
>"A mans gotta eat"

....AND THE INSTALLATION IS FREEIIIIEEEE

this stayed with me as well. goddamn

i always thought it was fake for the show

call the police! I'm being arrested by the police.

>WE HAVE A RUNNER

You know a good comedian when just his face makes you laugh

when jones faked his death and there was that video of him saying garcia is impotent. cant find the episode

the pedophile sting was good too

I seem to remember a leather outfit?

its a odd experience watching Reno 911 and then going back and watching The State (the 90s MTV sketch show she was on with Dangle and Junior) because she was fukkin hot as hell in those days before she went on to play the ickiest woman on TV as Weigel. I think shes sorta like Amy Sedaris in that sense where even at the time she wasnt as bad looking as on the show but usually uglied herself up for the show.

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that ass was fake too, someone posted the old interview link in another old reno thread they joked it was the most expensive prop in the movie the fake swimsuit prosthetic ass

This

Them making a 9/11-themed parade float and then, as the episode is rounding up, somebody points out that it was PROBABLY suppose to be a 911-themed float. But they were high on paint fumes so they drove away with it, to take it to the parade. I have vague memories that they then crash it or all the float-stuff blows immediately off of the car.

I don't know why but that always puts me in tears. Also when they have to clean up the book donation box after someone took a shit in it

>You're gonna give kids crap stained books?

>They're poor they won't know the difference

I think she was in a band back then, too

my man

youtube.com/watch?v=182ec49VktQ
i remember that, one of the other members was the chick from Wet Hot American Summer the nurse with the lube line. I think they started it as a joke but then ended up doing several albums. not gonna lie i kinda like it, sorta sounds like the breeders a lil bit

Oh wow. Hot af

When Jr dropped the cat in the air conditioner I lost my shit.

piping hot arby's

Cauterized. No blood. Cauterized.

Legit thought that was Gwyneth Paltrow for a sec wtf

When they're talking about when it's O.K. to say nigger. I think it's the first episode

>this just in woman who is attractive in her twenties turns ugly when she hits thirty

if you on tv you usually get like 20 extra years of being hot compared to normalfags who automatically turn ugly by 30. your celebrity superpowers supposed to keep you fuckable until at least 45-50. unless you was ugly in the first place. or unless u a man because evryone know men always keep their good looks they whole life! u just go from being a fox to a silver fox like my man clooney

Did you just admit to wanting to fuck George Clooney?

lol what a fag

>lil
Talk like a white man, faggot. You can talk like a nigger on Twitter not here.

This entire post reads like it was written by a 15 year old nigger. Where the FUCK are all of these normies coming from this past week??

i was trying to sound like a retard on purpose lol pretty funny rite

XD