What’s your excuse?

Get famous , retard. Or stop posting on the internet like some reaching for something little bitch

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Idk who guy on the left is

Legit happy for this guy. I hope he fucks till she drops.

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the fucks a whitepill?

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Who /5'6" masterrace/ here?

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I think you mean right

I fucking knew this would get him laid, I knew it

Just not on top of him. He'll be crushed.

have breakdown

Imagine what it would be like motor boating her while also strangling her to death haha

Yes, women can't date you if they don't know who you are, that is correct

you that pic is for real?

It's something that gives you hope, makes you have a good outlook on something. Like looking at this pic you realize that no matter what physical genetic disadvantage you have you will always be able to get women. The blackpill is that they are all soulless and shallow.

>have a meltdown in a bagel shop
seems pretty easy to me

When will they ever learn?

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Read

Same thing happened with Eggman and Sam Hyde when they blew up screaming about how society is pure garbage. Women are LITERALLY the Yelp gender and you are your star rating.

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>Bagel guy is more of a chad than me
Wtf where did it go so wrong bros

More like the blue pill.

Isn't that because more men are those heights?

>tfw 5’4 untermensch

Big Suze

>she prefers short men
based

I haven't heard about this guy for the last 3 days. What has he been up to?

>Read
I would rather not

She prefers whatever will get her famous.

bI
Big Suze?

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>I would rather not
Figures

You already are a meme

hot

Because he's currently a "thing"so why not.

Us tunnel rats will be building the underground empire while the weak lanklets perish

>tfw 5'9" and attracted to girls taller than me

films for this feel?

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What's wrong with 5'11''? I distrust these statistics.

It was worth the read
Tldr: women will literally fuck a fat hobo if he happened to be famous

But if a guy is nothing importsnt like a doctor or an actor they look away

Don't worry I'll be famous in just a couple of days...

But what "Thing" can you become without money?

the bee movie

That idiot is giving us short guys a bad name

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Have you EVER gotten lucky?

All my 5'11 buddies have a complex because they aren't 6 foot. It bugs them and seems to manifest negatively in their ability to attract women.

>we wuz kangz

A boheme. There's plenty of definitions men can apply to themselves that women find attractive that dont take very much money.

I cant count how many women I know that have fucked guys just because they fit the "skater boy" archetype

Are you located in the States?

>tfw 5'11"

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thanks
only with girls shorter than me

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Just say you're 5'11"

>tfw 5'6.7

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vocaroo.com/i/s0Xxo5scTZ5i

everyone who's 5'11" just lies and says they're 6'

List off the attractive male archetypes that you're aware of. I'm actually in the midst of developing my own theory on how min/maxing can be applied to attraction so this is of great interest to me. My hope is that I'll eventually be able to provide consultation for struggling anons.

I unironically tell everyone I'm 5'10 even though I'm 5'11

pre-interview, listen to this first actually

vocaroo.com/i/s0peA45eILd0

>self-deprecating jokes
Except if you overdo them, it will absolutely look like you're insecure. If you rely on them, then it goes full circle and makes you look pathetic again

>tfw 5'10
Everyone in my family is 5'6. I had to drink shitloads of milk.

Literally what's stopping you from being famous in 2019???
You all have phones and internet connection, just act like a retard and upload it on YouTube and you'll get fame and money

>thot
Cringe

Tick tock lanklet faggots, your time is over.

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>admitting to being an incel
lmfao

What do right-swiped means?

i'm 173 cm

am I gonna make it bros

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Literally this. How do I becom famus?

I'm 5'8" and it's pretty comfy. I unironically didn't know anything was bad about my height until I started going online more frequently. Never occurred to me because women were always shorter and it seemed like everything was always perfectly designed for someone my size. The memes here on both sides are pretty funny though so it's all good.

cope

Non-ironically just look at the men who women bang and do what they do while ignoring every single piece of advice women, boomers, the media, and even anons on the internet give you. ESPECIALLY what women say. They have no fucking idea what they are doing cause they dont DO anything. They just have things happen TO them like jellyfish not being able to steer themselves and being at the whim of whatever current takes them.

Just look at what gets results and become THAT current.

Warning: this will mentally break you as you realize how fucking insane the world actually is

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>Based on "most" rather then rate per height
lul, the cope

youre fine bro my dad is 170 cm and slayed 80s teenage pussy

Who 5'2 here?

>be woman
>existing as a woman is enough

>be man
>non-ironically have to become internationally famous to achieve what women get for free

E Q U A L I T Y

YOUR NOT GOD OR MY FATHER
OR MY BOHSS

>and slayed 80s teenage pussy
That was as easy as buying them booze though. Times have changed

no one gives a fuck about height in real life unless your freakishly tall or short, the majority of manlet hate on here is simply self-hating manlets (or perceived manlets) wallowing in self pity to the point of fetishizing height and larping to cope with their self-inflicted neuroses.

>a boheme

Would a biker work? Harley Davidson kind of biker? What can you do if you don't have artistic talents?

>those heights for women
Yikes. At this rate, manletism will never cease in our society.

imagine how nervous he was being that close to an attractive woman.

>Harley Davidson kind of biker?
Boomer-tier mid-life-crisis desperation

>cm
what the FUCK did he mean by this

Just my dick.

Uggo incel hands typed this post

Weak niggas transition, many such cases.

cope

>american hours Yea Forums
>everyones a manlet
i fucking knew it

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Bongs are turbo-manlets tho

manlel thread?

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yeah bro, just show em how ripped you are, height doesn't matter at all!

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COPE

Richard Hammond go work on your show

But at least is Some "Thing"

>In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes
You have literally no excuse. All this guy had to do was be himself, show off his power level, and then became a viral sensation.

ooohhhhhhhh no no no

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It's not that I swear. I'm one of the heights listed. I just want more information on it.

If you want aging biker "babes" with skin that looks like a cheap leather bag, sure.

Start a youtube channel
Lose all inhibition
Dont care to make a fool of yourself
Make daily videos
Do something crazy to go viral.

The end.
Take your phone and create tik tok videos.
Then say something outrageous that will get u famous

What do milenial women go for? "Thing" wise

i love how manlet assume that everyone over 6,1 is extremely skinny and ugly and everyone under 5,10 has a great body and attractive face

there are skinny and ugly manlets too you know?
well not so many, sometimes they hang themselves, so hide your doorknobs lol

Based bagel boss.

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>Implying THOTs chortling with each other on social media actually means anything

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This guy gets it

can I get a source on that pic?

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Im' friends with a ripped manlet. That schtick only works on really tall and chubby girls. My theory is they have a warped sense of men's height so a 5'6 male doesnt seem that much different than a 5'9.

why doesn't he just get those RDJ boots

>dabs on roasties
>dabs on reddit
>dabs on Yea Forums
>dabs on lankets
>dabs on incels
Is there anything he can't do?

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Remember when you could just get a fucking job to become a good relationship prospect and then the academics infiltrating the govt decided to make women work for a living and they doubled the work force, drove down wages, and stopped seeing having an income as impressive raising the standards to get laid substantially

lmfao fuck the boomers so hard

>no no data wrong!!!
GIGACOPE

You neglected the part where he got btfo after dropping redpills, a crucial element

see over the counter

me on the left

yanks arent even manlets though, theyre the same average height as bongs and on average taller than aussies

Reach something I put on top of the fridge

>sub 4s can NEVER get laid
>one does
>NONONO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!
Nice goalposts moving incelnigger. COPE

Is Yea Forums really the last place for anonymity and Web 2.0 shit?
It's fucking crazy that when I first had the internet, the first rule was never share your personal info, and now every fucker gets famous off of everything.

>top of an apple box
>her waist is still higher

>knowing what the fuck "swipe right" means
Seriously you zoomers are so fucked up

Did you reply to the wrong post or are you stupid?

I said according to people ITT all you have to do to get laid is become famous, meanwhile the woman in this situation just has to be female and wait for you to become famous so she will fuck you.

beaners ruin the average though

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>what is per capita

Typical American't.

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Oh shit my bad. I don't even have an excuse. I guess my reading comprehension is terrible.

>not posting the full pic

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the average is still like 5'10 or 5'9 so wouldnt that mean that "white americans" are on the taller side?

i hope to god he got to bang her

im not the britfag but probably, though blacks may increase our average abit

Before dating apps all women had was the men around them. The men at work or neighbors or friends of family
They only had access to nearby men.
Even for fuck buddies it was just the nearby bar or club

Now.... now their entire city is a cock carousel.

cope

195cm and I spit on every woman that approaches me

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What do milenial women go for? "Thing" wise

he's a manlet but he deserves to be happy

holy shit lmao

kek

>now their entire city is a cock carousel.
World*
Instagram has changed the game. Any woman approaching a 10 on instagram is getting DMs from millionaires with yachts willing to fly them out. Calvin Harris flies 18-22 year old instagram models out to his live shows so he has someone to fuck afterwards in his hotel later.

They get a free trip to see his concert and he gets their vagina. This is happening all over the world with tons of powerful men and LOTS of women willing to exchange their looks for material goods or lifestyles.

>pre-JUST Lautner
guy is lucky he made all his money when he still had hair.

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This. Getting laid isn't easy for everyone. Getting your friend laid is as easy as convincing her he's great (even when he isn't)

That pic can be boiled down to simply "women like fame". What a stupidly contrived post.

cringe

this has to be staged

Brainlet

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pretty funny yeah, but she's doing the same

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>5 9
do celebs pay to get fake stats put up on the internet?

My girl is waaaayyy hotter than her. (But she has a mild hunch back)

>women are sheep
yeah, so are men. thats being human at least 99.9% of the time. to become something greater is a worthy thing to strive for, but to believe youre already there, or that youve been there ever since being born a male, is fucking embarrassing. youre all pathetic

based

Not look like an asshole.

>5'11 buddies have a complex because they aren't 6 foot.
it makes you feel like a failed Space Marine recruit.

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>be roughly 6'1"
>tell everyone I'm just under 6 foot
>literally all the seething 5'11" insecure retards that openly state they're 6' (most guys lie 1-2 inches) ask me to stand next to them so they can compare
>they insist "you're like 6'2" AT LEAST" when I most certainly am exactly 72.9 inches
Ignoring all the manlet memes, this kind of bullshit really makes me respect men as a gender much less. You guys talk about "women this, roasties that", but on average I see more cringe, insecure bluepilled men who constantly pull the wool over their own eyes than I see women doing the things you guys claim.

t. roastie

>Calvin Harris flies 18-22 year old instagram models out to his live shows so he has someone to fuck afterwards in his hotel later.

Ha....im not even mad, i applaud him for using those whores

I’m 6’2” and tell everyone I’m 6ft. Funny seeing 5’11” getting super uncomfortable afterwards.

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>b-but I worked so hard on my body!
>that guy is a hungry skeleton, why do girls always tell me he's so attractive!
>he's totally DYEL wow nobody respects him just because he's tall
cope more?

she's doing it to push her flat ass tho, different thing.

>spic whore is looking for a Green Card while getting social media likes

Two birds with one stone.