This movie gives me a small glimmer of hope of meeting an actually good friend as a friendless late 20s male...

How am I suppose to get friends?

This movie gave me negative hope, because I'm never going to meet a good friend as a friendless late 20s male, and I don't even have the excuse like Paul's Rudd's character where he was "really into his relationships".

Will someone please just blow my brains across my computer monitor so I can be at peace?

Its a situation where you have to have the job to get the experience to get the job

At least attempt to make an effort bro, jesus.

Lots of women don't have friends or barely care about their friends. You'd be surprised by how low a lot of women's standards are anyway

You could pay people to hang out with you.

I thought it was important for women for their man to have a social circle?

>implying I haven't
>implying my fatigue and ennui aren't the result of numerous failed attempts and endless futility
fuck off you dumb wanker and you're "just be yourself, bro" tier advice.
it is.
we're never gonna make it.
>inb4 braindead platitudes like "not with that attitude, you won't"

They can literally be a bunch of discord homos but as long as you have some clout among them she'll respect that if she's enough of a loser

>you're

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I've had a couple gfs and they didnt mind it.

You forgot church, civic functions, charity work and backpages.

>job, co-workers
HAHAHA
>school, classmate
online, nope
>group activities
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>civic functions
what?
>charity work and backpages?
OH NO NO NO NO
>church
quite reasonable, actually

I just want a bro like Steve, bros...

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start smoking weed. it brings people of all types together (which is why authoritarians hate it)

If it doesn't happen naturally it never will.

I got VERY lucky after not having friends for a decade as a kid I finally got one my senior year in high school

>This movie gives me a small glimmer of hope of meeting an actually good friend as a friendless late 20s male. feels good man
It happens. There are tons of bros out there well into even their 30s that just want to chill
Keep an open mind

>>feels good man
>tons of bros out there well into even their 30s that just want to chill
>Keep an open mind
Gay--gay, gay, gay, gay

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>better avoid male bonding out of fear of being called gay

fuck you nigger

>that one friend you had that you let get away
what was his name bros? for me it was justin, the only other person i ever related to. we would make each other laugh so hard and nobody else ever got it. he went to college in another state and that was the end.

you'd be surprised how many guys just want to chill and drink.

What does weed feel like?

the entire reason i stopped smoking weed was because i hated the type of people i was hanging around with. you aren't really friends, you're just drug buddies.

warm bags of sand

I moved country and basically have gfs but no actual friends. I have coworkers but they're not really friends, just people for career purposes I have to socialise with

>not enjoying a joke
are you really a fag?
right before they stick it up your bum, amirite?

Get a job doing something you enjoy, you meet people who are like you

How do I find something that I can enjoy?

you don't enjoy anything?

this is terribly terribly true. Girls are so petty that they don't care talking about their girlfriends poorly. They look toward male friends to give them an anchor for their social circle.

Wait if you get a girlfriend then they join in your friend group? They don't have their own?

depends, most people work every day so it's not like you see either friend groups a lot, you mostly spend time together