Abloo bloo they suck so bad so terrible bloo bloo

>abloo bloo they suck so bad so terrible bloo bloo
What makes you think you could write a better Star Wars script than them? What qualifies you?

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I did and showed it to a friend of mine who said it was good.

Boom. Roasted.

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Being able to plan ahead for the overarching story of a trilogy and actually caring about the source material, would make anyone with a half-decent grasp of english a better choice.

>Being able to plan ahead for the overarching story of a trilogy
lol during casting lucas didn't even have darth vader being luke's father figured out

Star Wars is dead in the hearts and minds of modern men - killed by an indifference that was itself directly related to a pronounced cultural shift towards faith in social causes such as feminism.

>you can only criticize people when you're more skilled than them

Not having written The Force Awakens nor The Last Jedi is pretty good for my resume.

I would be more than happy to try and would do it for less than half the money they offered these guys. Are you offering a position?

I would, at the very least, be able to recognize when the people around me are not totally incompetent and listen to them instead of doing insane retard shit like Rian Johnson did.

What the fuck is abloo bloo?

He wasn't planing on a trilogy before the first one was a massive hit

Because my Star Wars script would be blatant wish fulfillment, Leia and Hans child would be the white male lead.

The new bad would be a force outside of their galaxy exploiting their lack of military might and force users.

The big bads second would be a sultry alien chick that plays cat and mouse with the lead.

Its really fucking easy to write something better when they went after other markets and insulted the old customers who complained because they had those pussies by the Star Wars pyjamas.

Abloo bloo ? Is that an agoonie goo goo?

i am a 300IQ genius believe it or not

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>abloo bloo

Anyone can write a better script than those 2 hacks

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>What makes you think you could write a better Star Wars script than them? What qualifies you?

The fact that people like us have been doing it for decades keeping the entire Star Wars franchise afloat until Disney came along and threw everything out for these two faggots' hot trash of a script.

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>What qualifies you?
doesnt making something shitty beforehand disqualify them?

Who said anything about writing good star wars? They're faggots regardless.

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