STAR WARS IX story leak:

STAR WARS IX story leak:

>Luke becomes a god. Luke went into hiding because he had no choice. Just like Kenobi and Yoda. Snoke was a literal puppet controlled by Force Ghost Palpatine and Luke knew it.

>Luke threw the lightsaber away to test Rey. To make sure no matter what she would continue to pursue The Force. Rey is Luke's daughter was born of The Force just like Anakin.

>Luke knew he had to die to face Palpatine for the final confrontation. Luke will win and ascend to deity status.

>The Jedi and Sith will no longer exist instead the followers of Luke and The Force will be known as Skywalkers. Which is where the name The Rise of Skywalker comes. Each trilogy ends with a force aligned group in the title and episode IX is nor different. Jedi/Sith/Skywalker.

Fuck Reddit mods. Power-hungry cunts Lucasfilm and Disney really need to do something about them on the subs. And Disney and LucasFilm can.

This pic is from an old Dark Horse comic I think but it's was passed around to artist to give them an idea about what Disney wants Luke to look like at the end.

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>Rey is Luke's daughter was born of The Force just like Anakin.
How exactly does Luke carry her? a psudeo-uterus made with the force?

He fugged with admiral Akbar and before the attack he hid the admirals egg on Jaku for her to be birthed

Neovagina like Jazz

Rey had a mother.

Luke did find someone and fall in love.

>>The Jedi and Sith will no longer exist instead the followers of Luke and The Force will be known as Skywalkers. Which is where the name The Rise of Skywalker comes. Each trilogy ends with a force aligned group in the title and episode IX is nor different. Jedi/Sith/Skywalker.

This is the only semi-believable part OP. 3/10 APPLY YOURSELF

Isn’t Rey anakin half sister cause his mother got remarried with the handicaped guy

>Luke will win and ascend to deity status.
>Disney making a white male a god in 2019

This is the only fake leak I’ve heard that I genuinely like

nah im sitcking with the Rey and Kylo time traveling leaks from yesterday

It's like Brandon Stark's visions.

>Skywalkers

Post brainlet wojacks please, I don't have one that can come close to representing how retarded this is.

>no young and handsome Jedi main character
DROPPED

He didn't "just kiss" his sister in ESB

You fucking retards realize that the circumstances of Rey's birth have been explained and won't be explained any further right? The entire point of her is there's no chosen one narrative and she's just a girl doing the right thing.

Star Wars is dead in the hearts and minds of modern men - killed by an indifference that was itself directly related to a pronounced cultural shift towards faith in social causes such as feminism.

>episode 8 is about shitting on episode 7
>episode 9 is about shitting on episode 8
It's like poetry.

This is lazy and stupid enough for me to believe it.

Don't worry, Luke's actual full name will be revealed as Luke Moshe Skywalkerberg.

Suspiciously similar to the RLM predictions, OP

It wasnt a leak retard. It was rlm fan theory that larpers ran with

Kathleen changed her mind. People blame Rian for Last Jedi but it was all 100% Kathleen Kennedy.

>>Luke knew he had to die to face Palpatine for the final confrontation. Luke will win and ascend to deity status.

Literally stolen from the RLM video lmao

>Rian Johnson: "It's okay if they decide to retcon Rey's parentage"

Well what I only recently discovered is how much of the film was changed in the edit. And by that, I mean I found it was a lot but not the exact amount.
The "film originally opened with Crait" sounds like a strong theory

>the followers of Luke and The Force will be known as Skywalkers

Jesus, so much for letting the past burn eh Kathleen?

>doing the right thing
Citation needed

Way to go OP. Theres only one group who got access to this information a few days ago. Will report tomorrow

You'll never catch me alive, copper!

i believe you

That would probably be the only redeeming thing about how Snoke was handled, i.e. he was actually irrelevant to the plot so his stupid death is okay

Really hoping Disney not wanting to associate themselves with the prequel will prevent Rey = Shmi from happening

>Luke becomes a god
Not with Kennedy in charge, user, she's wanted Luke dead and Leia front and center since the OT.

sounds good, probably the best they can do really

Anal womb

>no more jedi or sith
>everyone is called skywalkers

This whole movie is going to be a giant please forgive us you nerds we are sorry look how sorry we are

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Actually based if true

She grew out of a bin filled with napkins

Never bet everything on the yayo-snorting old lady lol

I'm guessing the first future Skywalker that decides to go down the path of evil will no longer be called sith but Solo

there's not enough rey in that for it to be real. a good more believable leak would be something like:
>rey is the literal daughter of luke, but her mother is a mystery! setup for sequel
>kylo gets the order of ren back together to control the first order
>luke comes back as a force ghost and tells rey that she there is a great darkness in the heart of the second death star
>rey travels and finds a cybernetic clone of palpatine, who is using luke's green lightsaber
>palps comments on rey's use of anakin's and luke's lightsaber
>palps said he has been here controlling dark side force users through his genetically grown dark side tree (like the tree from ep 8 but inverted)
>they are about to fight, but kylo comes in and wants to kill palps because that's the reason kylo fell to the dark side
>they fight, kylo is injured (not a hand but a slice like he did to finn), rey is looking like she'll be beaten, but then anakin (hayden christensen) and luke come and give her encouragement, and she beats palps
>palps reappears as a dark side force ghost, laughing because now there's some imbalance without palps and the dark side tree will grow out of control
>rey is about to enter the tree, kylo stops her, blah blah blah then they enter together
>bright white light or something

Yeah, I like the idea of Luke fighting sheev in ghost land. Even Yoda would get to fight sheev again.

It's 2019 men can carry a babby you racist.