Yea Forums, what is best in life?

Yea Forums, what is best in life?

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pusy!

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Tomboys. Also kicking niggers and jews

SNEED

Videogames obviously.

The Complete Chronicles of Conan collection written by Robert E. Howard featuring his sword and sorcery hero Conan the Barbarian

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To have purpose.

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TENDIES

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spending time with my wife and daughter

When I was little, we found a man. He was like - butchered. The old women of the village would cross themselves and say strange things - crazy things. 'El pollo que hazador hombres.' Only in the hottest years this happens, and this year, it grows hot. We begin finding our men, sometimes without their skin, and sometimes much worse. 'El pollo que hazador hombres' means - the chicken who makes trophies of man.

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Brappers.

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what do lamentatitations sounds like

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i once stood late at work and with me there was this girl who was ridiculously good looking but just the pollar oppost of everything i am, we never talked to each other but we stare, like we see each other around, i sat close to her to eat while she was working still and she cringed, but then i asked her if she was afraid of ghosts while pointing at the pitch black corridor to the fire exit, we then had a long conversation about our paranormal encounters inside company territory and joked about worker laws regarding getting illegally spooked, her laughter broke the tention and filled the dark with life, i was happy that day.

have taste

To castrate trannies, to see them dilating before you and to hear the lamentations of their fathers.

Goblina maids

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To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.

his non bastard son is just in his bulk phase, where ass the bastard is in the cut phase

This wasn't something Conan believed.

To forget

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Does ANYONE on Yea Forums even know the answer to the Riddle of Steel?

Crushing your enemies.

To get stoned and fuck the cat when the wife’s away

flesh grows weak, steel grows brittle, but the will is indomitable

Good lad. You'll be let into Crom's Halls.

Praising the Four Winds

From laughs at the four winds, faggot

Right on brother based as fuck

Shoe dangle

Smoking stogies

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bringe

To crash planes, start fires, not being listed on the flight plan and being a big guy (for you).

To pirate movies and distribute them for free.

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Shes my wife now and lives inside my heart and my fridge, we haven't had sex for a week, a meal a day.