Have you ever snuck into a movie?

Have you ever snuck into a movie?

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i've theater hopped a couple times if that counts

did that work?

Why would you want to watch more than one movie at a time

I knew someone who did it probably in the 20's or 30's.

Y.I.K.E.S.

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Yes, me and 5 friends entered throught the exit of the theater when a movie ended since the exit doors were open and there was no one to check or stop us (the guy who opened the door left right after opening) so we got to watch a movie for free.

Why is the woman laughing at that very tall man? Everyone needs to watch a movie every once in a while, even the very tall. And the afternoon matinee was the only movie that he could afford. Should he, therefore, be made the subject of fun?!

why wouldn't you?

She was flirting with him. His height made her wet. She's hoping to get dicked down after the premiere of that R-rated film.

Yes, I have in fact snuck into a movie on more than one occasion

Midge

Idk it just seems like a long fucking time to be sitting in a theater

My dad made me hide in the toilets so I could sneak in at a lower price.

He also made me hide in the boot of his car so he didn’t have to pay for an extra ticket to a water park.

I thought this was based at the time. Now I’m not sure.

Zoomer attention spans are why we can't get double features anymore.

>I knew someone who did it probably in the 20's or 30's.
So like your great grandpa or what?

grandmother

I mean I'm 36, I just don't like sitting in the same spot for hours on end. It's why I hate flying on planes

Uh, yes?

It is just a joke, kid. There probably haven't been double features since the 70's maybe 80's at the latest.

Me on the left.

Was your dad this man by chance?

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they had to buy a seat at the very back of the theater

My friends and I were all 18, but we didn’t have any form of ID yet. We bought tickets to Harry Potter and then went into the hangover. Manager immediately walked in and told us to leave. He was apparently standing right there when we quickly switched theaters and we didn’t notice

Its trumpet man daughter.

>DON’ CHALL ME A PECK, WHYBOI

Is that Brad Pitt?

Stealing is a sin, and you'll have to answer to God one day for your crimes.

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Nice way getting banned from your local cinema

She was a child and according to Jesus children are innocent so they get a pass.

You tell god you stole from holywood jews he gives you a heaven season pass.

I know what I did was something bad, forgive me father because I have sinned.

A lot of people watched the lord of the rings multiple times, never seen such a craze since then

I drove by a drive-in a few times that could be viewed from the road. Did I steal a movie?

it was pretty easy. teens working at the theater don't give a fuck. probably harder to swing nowadays with assigned seats being more popular.

Isn't there a security guy that ask to open the coat anyway ?

That child will burn in eternal hellfire now, was it worth it?
You owe those Jews $14
Yes

Uh one please

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It's obviously Josh Homme

the existence of the idea of "intellectual property" is a sin. our whole society is based on lies and hypocrisy. giving someone a massage should not cost 50 fucking dollars. what a dumb fucking bitch

only works if your in america
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This. Also changing theatres for less crowded ones so the gf could touch my penis.

when I was under 18 went into a rated r movie really early to avoid the ticket checker
had to sit in the dark for 15 minutes, not even pre trailer ads on

But movies as we know them wouldn't exist without the prospect of making profit off of them
Just because something exists, doesn't mean you should be entitled to it for free, you Marxist scum

Her looksmatch killed himself a decade ago

D'OH-WH-

HOW WOULD U LIKE IT, IF SOMEONE LAUGHED AT YOU?!

*pulls your pants down*

NOW, MARCH! HEY, EVERYONE! IT'S THAT GIRL, WHO LAUGHS AT EVERYONE! LET'S LAUGH AT HER!

Someone post the paragraph.

>But movies as we know them
You're right. They would be better than what we have. People would make them for fun or for art. Dumbass. You actually like the hollywood system?

My friends and I snuck into a theater to see Dracula. That was the movie that turned us into men

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With a car you can go anywhere

*Achoo*

Do american cars really run on milk?

if this qualifies as sneaking, then yes.

2002 - 8-mile. it was absurd. i was 26. the friend i was with was a few years younger and knew an usher. even though both of us were working the same $50/hr contract job and had plenty of money, he refused to pay. we lingered around outside until the movie started, then the friend waved us in.

it was a matinee! i think we each saved $4.50 or something. my pride has never recovered.

Don't mind me, just pirating this movie.

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Don't mind me, just pirating this chick.

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My Prius takes basedmilk. It's more expensive but sooooooooooo good for the environment.