Molly Bloom wrote in her book that Maguire once humiliated her when he was at the tables by demanding that she "bark...

>Molly Bloom wrote in her book that Maguire once humiliated her when he was at the tables by demanding that she "bark like a seal who wants a fish" in order to earn a $1,000 poker chip.
>When Bloom allegedly attempted to laugh it off, he reportedly persisted, telling her, "I'm not kidding. What's wrong? You're too rich now? You won't bark for a thousand dollars?"
What's his fucking problem?

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based

what a lad

this is what happens when you spend too much time with raimi

Yeah, I’m thinking he’s based.

Based, fuck women

He's an alpha who gets what he wants and makes people do what he wants.
You all are just jealous you don't have the same power

Leo and Toby are too based

>What's wrong? You're too rich now? You won't bark for a thousand dollars?"
this is based. anyone who refuses to do this is a fucking pie rat.

apparently he has a giant penis. Willem Dafoe too, like a 'coke bottle'.

so...did she?

Fucking Based

>That's my boy

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Always knew he was an asshole, just like tobey grace.

A coke bottle is average for white folks, Seo-Yun.

this nigga hood rich

not flaccid, insecure retard.

based Toby
best Spiderman

I have a huge dong though.

id do it for $10. a thousand bucks, he'd have me barking all day

You just know they banged

Based. Basically he's being meta, because "barking like a seal for a thousand bucks" is exactly what an actor/actress does on set on a daily basis.

She didn’t call him Tugboat Maguire, that’s why he was so up in arms about all this

Fucking kek

Seal is a noble animal

Based and Tugboatpilled

Well if a woman said it, you know it’s gotta be true

>What's his fucking problem?
Literal Big (Fat) Dick Energy.

Not gonna lie that's pretty based.

Tobey Maguire is a lot like Christian Bale and Russell Crowe in the sense that they're all jerks but they're funny jerks

Christian and Russell are talented actors though.

test

He forgot the black suit on.

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>Tobey
>Not talented
Have you not seen Pawn Sacrifice, Alphaville, and/or The Cider House Rules?

OK Billy Bob witha 4" cock

Absolutely based.

is he /ourguy/ incelbros?

>Alphaville, and/or The Cider House Rules?
He was mediocre in both of those. Haven't seen Pawn Sacrifice.

Pawn Sacrifice sucked.
Felt phoned in and focused completely on his neurosis rather than on the chess and the content of what he actually was saying.
Typical hollywood narrative to portray him as a mad man rather than a genius in both the game and in his political observations.

Russell is a terrible actor.

>He was mediocre in both of those
I politely disagree

In this life or the next?

>and in his political observations
Is it impossible to consider that someone can accuse jews of being behind something while also being fucking crazy?

He was a great Jack Aubrey.

When will we see the Maguirenaissance, Yea Forums?

Then get up and walk away if you're so uncomfortable. Jesus these people

I liked him in A Beautiful Mind.

did she do it?

Are you a femoid? Dick size insults are the most retarded thing ever because if your a man it just seems like you're projecting and if your a woman I can just show you my huge cock and you'll drop to you knees.

>>Molly Bloom wrote in her book that Maguire once humiliated her when he was at the tables by demanding that she "bark like a seal who wants a fish" in order to earn a $1,000 poker chip.

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he'll play the Green Goblin in the future remakes

Fuck off, incel.

>shitting on women is alpha
t. incel

>I-I have a big cock I swear girls

retard

There is a reason why roles dried up for him very quickly.

kek

he based

It's okay, this was during his Venom phase

he plays high stakes poker for a living, and his dad is some fuck you money turbo ceo

>t. SEETHING dickled

Didnt he also offer a penny if a jew squeeked like a rat?

This. He was deconstructing the acting process in a provocative piece of performance art. Well done Toby, really made me think.

tell me about bane all you want, Raimiposting in all its forms is the real GOAT Yea Forums meme

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Raimiposting, Baneposting, Sheevposting, Bobbyposting, and Batemanposting. Truly, the holy 5

He married a jew

I have seen willem Dafoe's penis, and you can too. It's not that impressive imo.

post the pic of his massive dong

>literally like 8" flaccid
>not impressive

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I'd bark like a seal for a thousand bucks
I've done worse for less
Maybe don't take yourself so seriously.

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>t. salty he got his ass kicked by Russell in a street fight

>get to entertain GOAT Spider-Man AND make money
I'd do it twice just in the hopes he'd throw in an extra thousand.

Has he been in anything since Spiderman?

black detected. White men are growers unlike blacks whose dicks don't get any bigger when erected. Even flaccid 6 incher on a white dude means he has bigger dick than 99,9% of the world.

Can confirm

t.grill

Why would we trust some attention whoring snitch again?

wtf was with that era of actors. onions personified. him, ratcliff, eisenberg. christ that was a horrible time

op's actor irl married a Jewess


director sam raimi is an actual jew irl

Well, it's not exactly shocking that the people who post here lack so much as a vague aquaintance with pride.

laaaad

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LOL if I was wealthy I'd do far worse stuff to women. Hope my coin bank takes off you fucking sluts

>Gives a thousand dollars
>Only asks that she barks like a dog

Seriously she's too good to bark line a dog for a thousand dollars ... Fuck that stuck up bitch