Why did he do it?

Why did he do it?

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He was just tired of everyone's shit.

PGTOW

just bored lol

because you would not

why does anybody do it?

for that 1% chance he would go on to greatness instead of wallowing in other penguin's shit his whole life

he's just like me

lol

Do Americans really do this?

i love penguin

made me laugh

didn't they say he lacked orientation and was basically retarded? something like that. he didn't really decide to just do it, he was sick

TIME TO LEAVE THEM ALL BEHIND

This always makes me feel sad

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They were calling him, and he answered.

He heard the TEKELI-LI call coming from the mountains of madness.

whats this from?

KINO
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If only I had the balls to just take off into the great unknown with no food or water, marching straight into certain doom far away from everyone else.

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He heard the call.

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Isn't the 'center' of the antarctica an unexplored place? Maybe it's there something there he's looking for? They assume he's just killing himself but I don't see any evidence of a penguin graveyard anywhere , and there are no predators nor scavengers to pick up the dead bodies.

The only mention of a 'penguin' graveyard is in the coastal peninsulas which is the opposite direction of where those penguins are heading.

Genetic abnormality. It's the kind of either-or trigger that causes homosexuality or left handed people. His genome is suppose to be coded "run towards the water" but his DNA got screwy (GMOs, hormones in the water, HAARP) and the trigger was coded "run AWAY from the water."

The genetic aberration wouldn't be reproduced because it is a genetic dead-end. So in a field of 20 billion penguins, one's DNA was reproduced wrong and you identified with it because you don't have any friends or prospects in life.

Because animals deviate from normal behavior on occasion, it’s one of the reasons for evolution. I mean, how do you think Penguins ended up in the South Pole in the first place? Some autismal bird likely split off from the normal migration path one day and ended up discovering that Antartica is an incredibly safe place to nest.

He is the gods chosen one.

He'd had enough

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>didn't they say he lacked orientation and was basically retarded
COPE
He knew exactly what he was doing.

>do not disturb or hold up
>stand still
>let him go on his way
These are pretty good rules for society.

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This one suicidal penguin is more famous and more carefree than 99.99% of humans who ever lived or ever will live.

Imagine if they left this guy food and water while he slept and just watched him go. This could be the penguins metaphorical Adam. Seems like he was given the call to Logos but was unable to finish the journey on his own

People like weird birds.

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BUT VHYYY

Do penguins ever really exactly know what they're doing?

Do you?

Imagine his desperation for two years, not getting any reaction to his attempts.

>is it me?
>not this time nigel, don't give up
>it's this or none
>i'm not taking it this time, she'll have to react sooner or later
>i'm getting tired
>why doesn't anything ever work out for me

deep user.. but not nearly as deep as your moms vag while i was raw dogging her

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gambare!

Yes. I would go so far as to assume that Penguins at least think they know exactly what they’re doing 100% of the time. Penguins aren’t especially intelligent, I don’t think they struggle with indecision. They just instinctually respond to outside stimulus.

Ennui

He left to keep us safe.

He returned when we needed him most.

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he wasn't like the others

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Some Penguins dont fear death

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So the bird was stupid?

This is why

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Antarctica and Penguins go hand in hand and make for great kino.

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What if my DNA is coded wrong too?

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More kino.

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Then you will not reproduce and the erroneous code will not propagate.

It is explored. It is a plateau about 3000 m above sea level, temperatures can reach about -80 C and there is just a white icy desert.

>not nearly as deep as your moms vag
for you
midge dicks: can't lay pipe, can't talk smack

why are penguins so kino?

Males of the species really do have it hard. They have to court females (who will mate for life in many cases, meaning the supply can dry up). Then, they're stuck raising chicks during their most needy times in the interior (i.e. coldest part) of the continent during winter to literally starve. After that, they get to hunt for fish during the seal's and orca's most active hunting times as well. You'd maybe want out of a bad hand, yourself.

There's a reason why H.P. Lovecraft always referred to penguins as "infernal" and "miserable" creatures, when the rest of the world only thinks they're cute. He knew the reality, being a learned man and somewhat of an MGTOW himself.

>not being a Chad squirreI

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>designated shitting penguin

Penguins as a whole are too stupid to say one Penguin is dumber than another Penguin. They are all just responding to their natural biological imperative without consciously thinking about it.

He didn't. Herzog lied. He lies in all his documentaries.

Ecstatic truth, bro.

Just like you, user.

Why did he do itL

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>the way he looks back at 0:50 knowing that he won't be returning
this is too much

Male Penguins at least can get laid fairly easily. If you want to know who which arctic creature has it hard, it’s Sea Lions and Walruses with their fucked up harem system.

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can someone make a video where's real human bean playing on background?

friendly reminder

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either a clueless femanon, or a teenage highschooler has time traveled from the 50s, calling chums either a "square" or "daddy-o" while explaining this hip new fad named rock and roll

Edit: Found out this is what anons are calling a "redditter"
Edit: Stop downvoting this post. 4ever&always With H-->er

If only there was a penguin bro out there for all of us...

>can someone make a video where's real human bean playing on background?
I can do it later

Post the chad fatalist vs the virgin grape-kun

Because he had to. Because sometimes, we just need to do things

why do all penguins run like naruto?

This is why

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Never forget.

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THERE'S NOTHING THAT WAY MR BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD

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BUT WHY

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yikes

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What is some other butwhykino I could watch?

he did it his way

sometimes to live you need to die

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he was an incel

He walked 2 miles on bare feet, because he was a fighter.

Damn this comment made me cry a little

>when his eye's start to close at the end

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Because life sucks. I would have done the same.