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Claudia best girl Edition

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Excuse me but isn't this the coat of adult "Jonas"? I thought only Noah and Helge were responsible for the bunker time machine tests?

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Young Elisabeth=young Hannah>>>>>>>>>>the rest

Guys. I think we switched alternate timelines already in S2...

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There’s a reason why Jonas names himself after Adam the first man(aka the progenitor) and has portraits of all the families. The final twist will be that Adam is related to every single character. He’s been fucking his way into every single family bloodline. We may reach peak levels of incest in s3

shame her face is all fucked later

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Didn't Helge have a similar coat?

Ah, you may be right. Though I remember a scene in which adult Jonas is seen in the room. But I might misremember it.

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NOBODY EXPECTS THE FRENCH DELEGATION

Is he the most punished character? literally did no wrong in the entire series.

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Also did nothing right. Ulrich might be a dick but he's definitely the most punished character

>wife left him for a lesbian chick
>did honest police work as best as he could
>god murdered by daughter
He's your average Joe who didn't deserve all the shit he got. Every other character was an asshole at one point or another, which makes Egon stand out even more.

You forgot the part when his wife left him because he started an affair with the literal worst person.

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Was so terrible at his job he had Ulrich jailed for a rape he didn't commit.

But yeah I take your point, he is a uniquely harmless character none the less. I don't think that makes him the most punished one though.

No way he'd do that.

What a retarded complaint. He had an eye witness that said that ulrich raped katarina. Of course he detained him. After the situation got cleared ulrich was released

At that point he already knows his wife is a promiscuous carpet muncher, so all bets are off. Plus he couldn't have known that hannah is a psycho. That's the thing about psychos - they excel at pretending to be normal

He was young and his marriage was falling apart.

CHOOSE

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You're probably thinking of that scene where old """""Jonas""""" stood in front of the door and talked to young Jonas when he was locked up in that room.

Might be. But I think I'm ready for a rewatch.

threadly reminder hannah is a stupid fucking whore

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ez

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THE LYRICS, ULRICH! WHAT DO THEY MEAN?

who is she and from what movie?

She is Claudia Tiedemann (19653) from the 17 hour long movie "Dark" from Germoney.

Gwendolyn Göbel

WHAT DID YOU DO TO CHILDREN YOU FUCKING SATANIST

SIC MUNDUS CREATUS EST DU ARSCHLOCH

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jonas being helge true father when

i see this image in every dark thread. none of you fags ever pick young charlotte. she's the qtest one.

ENOUGH WITH THE SATANIC GIBBERISH YOU SATANIST FUCKING SHIT

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She's the most inbred and therefore most Aryan one.

Why does he wear the mask, /dark/?

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Is it kino?

You decide.

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yes

It has bretty good casting for the same characters at different age, time travel incest, plot isn't completely shit for now which is extremely rare in time travel Yea Forums and it has time travel incest.
Also additional point if you're a cunnysseur

>down to third place

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>cunnysseur
Neck yourself

>below stranger thing
Adam was right, this timeline is a mistake

>adam tells you to go back in time and tell the duffer brothers not to make ST
>end up giving them the idea for it
FUCK YOU ADAM

At least Dark has the only person chad enough he can only be cucked by himself in the future when he gets even chadder.

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What episodes are these from?

1 and 8 of S2.

Darkino

I never seen this show. Is it any good? Give me a quick rundown on the plot.

>pic unrelated

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Kids get missing in the 80s. Supernatural stuff happens.

Holy shit you might be right. In the first episode adult Hannah crosses out the 21st June. And then six days later Adam circles the 27th.
But then before that Jonas in 2053 goes to his parents' house and Hannah never did the cross. Could it be connected to her traveling back to 1954 and probably staying there?
But if she stays there then Jonas is never born is he?
Or is it a continuity error?

>Or is it a continuity error?

>close up of a specific thing is a continuity error in a series that has been planned out for 11 years

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not even a pedo, but she would get it

>its another "attempt to prevent X causes X" story

I want to watch this but it's all in German right? I am a fucking brainlet and don't want to read subtitles.

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Enjoy your shitty Stranger Things brainlet.

Damn... no need to be so mean, mate.

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>he rejects unfiltered K I N O

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Learn to read subtitles brainlet.

Just finished S2 lads- feel like a brainlet for not understnading the ending.

Did Adam end the cycle what does he even want

What was the point of Noah's character- went from a very intimidating mysteryman to a crying bitch and for what

They'll have to pull it together with some of the ad-hoc alternate reality shite they've introduced- was nu-Martha part of Adam's lifetime or what

Threadly reminder Hannah-Ulrich are the best couple and S3 alternate world will prove that

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>pull it together with some of the ad-hoc alternate reality shite they've introduced

But alternate realities have always been in the series. You just weren't paying attention to them since the series made you believe it was a causal loop that no one could escape from.

Also see

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Here are the creators of next level television. Say something nice about them.

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They are married irl, imagine the conversations before going to bed

My dick can only get so erect.