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It's Ovie time
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Lads. Lads. Lads.
How are we doing? How's the week going? Working hard?
I'm high AF.
I've started transitioning
Good for you
smoking green lad?
standard day on Yea Forums
Super Silver Haze senpai. Wish I had some cocaine.
dilate
Tell me about this show.
This girl Ive been jerking off to since grade school just announced shes going to be in it
what am i in for?
——-THE THREADLY, OFFICIAL AND ONLY TEA AUDIT————
post em
someone else do the tea audit pls
>Love Island US...
TEA AUDIT
POST EM
this isn't the real love island
had a fried egg sandwich with a protein shake was really nice desu
based rooney poster
>plain boiled white rice
>grilled salmon
>fried broccoli with chilli and ginger
Not even trying to be healthy. It's just what I like
will i get to see her get BLACKED is my real question
had a fried egg sandwich with a protein shake was really nice desu
Mtf or ftm ?
>white rice
>healthy
>plain boiled white rice
>grilled salmon
>fried broccoli with chilli and ginger
Not even trying to be healthy. It's just what I like
stq (slag to qt)
fish and chips and beans
Greggs
FUCK ED SHEERAN THE GINGER GNOME LOOKING TURDSMITH
>FUCK ED SHEERAN THE GINGER GNOME LOOKING TURDSMITH
FUCK ED SHEERAN THE GINGER GNOME LOOKING TURDSMITH
>FUCK ED SHEERAN THE GINGER GNOME LOOKING TURDSMITH
FUCK ED SHEERAN THE GINGER GNOME LOOKING TURDSMITH
>FUCK ED SHEERAN THE GINGER GNOME LOOKING TURDSMITH
FUCK ED SHEERAN THE GINGER GNOME LOOKING TURDSMITH
>FUCK ED SHEERAN THE GINGER GNOME LOOKING TURDSMITH
>thinks white rice and fried brocolli is healthy
My kinda thread. I 'ate Anna
POST STREAM LINK
HERE WE GO /LIGGERS/
Chicken curreh (Chinese curry best curry)
I'm so high. This is going to be weird.
/LIG is team Capaldi
why Belle all crazy now lads? mental illness?
script?
Glad that amy cunts gone. Me? Im gonna plough maura in the arsehole.
No we're not.
anyone who doesn't thing most of the drama is scripted is deluded
Get the fuck out you niece fiddling nonce.
kino amber and Michael reuniting arc
godspeed user. pls film and post. asking for a friend
>who-anna gone
Some curry and rice la
>Joanna
Lads, hows the love life going?
Had a chinky lad
Imagining somebody going home as somebody being killed makes Love Island so kino.
Imagine just taking a full run up and punching Lewis Capaldi in the face. getting a good proper 10m run up and just throwing a right hook straight into his fat jock potato face. Imagine him crying on the floor while the he can’t even comprehend a stupid self deprecating comeback ‘le reddit humour’. He’s just on the floor crying from the sweet connection off four knuckles crashing into his fat face. Imagine.
>Who do they want to win Love Island? Hunt says he doesn’t watch it. Johnson says he has been watching vaguely, before asking the audience for help. He jokes that Amber should win, deliberately mistaking her for the work and pensions secretary.
have sex
Good thx, not much spare cash to go round but I have everything I need. How about you user?
Michael walking out with Joana would be pure kino
I don’t think you understand that means. What I want to do is actually quite manly. I’d jab your fat head in as well, no problem.
Just got dumped off li
Love Island is so fucking good lads. Pure cinema.
the punch the world needs
how'd you think user
why do people hate lewis capaldi so much i thought he was an actual funny memer desu
>normie facebook tier humour
He's not funny in the slightest
Thread is a bit noncey tonight. Think more of you lads need to update your filters
Awkkkkssss
>Michael found hung in the closet
don't worry la, plenty of fish in the sea
>mad that he's staying
>call him a snake
>tell him to stay
>dump him
Joanna is clearly fucking mental. Ditch her mikey
poor Michael, why does he keep getting the nasty ones
I’m so confused what actually happened there?
Michael is such a twat
would easily batter him in a fight
fucking manlet
Amber biggest brain. How did she do this
Joy Division. Love will rest us apart. Tune. X
as a woman she's actually far too rational
cor she was a right cunt about that, it’s a gameshow luv
what, you mean women?
wtf why didn't he leave with her?
this
WTF happened there? I can't keep up because I'm so high. What did Michael say and why did Joanna do that?
Serious. Embarrassing people respond to a nonce or acknowledge it
nothing, she just sperged out for god knows why
Picked the wrong time to hit the bong, did Joanna just malfunction? I genuinely have no clue what just happened, she seemed to change her mind and say several conflicting statements within the space of about 2 minutes.
noooooo
Women happened
she wants straight to anal but he only likes clunge, game over for them sadly
Belle and Michael OTP now
Michael can't catch a break. All these bitches are fucking crazy.
He just said he wanted to leave! And she just sperged out.
It's because she didn't say he was leaving as well
since she's been dumped from the island, there is no longer a need for her to keep up a performance for the cameras
it's honestly that simple
Think this Callum bloke might be a closet homosexual
Joanna got dumped and wanted/expected Michael to say he would leave with her.
Instead he just waffled and stared into space, indicating that he would rather stay in the villa than leave with her.
This pissed her off, then he tried to turn it around and make her look like the bad guy.
>you will never punt tommy in the fanny
Dubs of truth. Unless it's for nonce hunting purposes
Standard woman
LOOOOOVEEEEE WILL TEAR US APART AGAIN
Anyone else feel sad when they google Michael and see his linkedin and saw he always wanted to be a basketballer
except he's a manlet
She’s an actor. This isn’t real. Stop doing drugs and get a haircut.
LOVE
LOVE WILL TEARS US APART
AGAIN
Stone cold sober and watched intensely and i still dont understand
(Please bear in mind im a brainlet)
I'm so high m8 and I have no fucking idea whatsoever what happened.
t. roastie
all you said makes 0 sense, why should he give up a free holiday?
I'm neet what day is it?
No one understands females
Now he can't leave because he'll look like a bitch after she went off at him. But if he stays they can say he was full of shit about that finding what he was looking for remark. Played himself
Dude I'm so high right now haha who drugs here haha any weed man in hahaha
today I will remind them
No she's not. It's reality TV. No. I have a better haircut than you.
We get it. you're currently DUDE WEED LMAO right now.
Tommy is going to get splattered like Nathan Gorman the moment he moves up from fighting Latvian binmen
black twitter won, /lig/ on the ropes
>He didn't leave
what
So what’s been the most kino series so far?
I want Michael to leave to fuck up the amber Michael narrative
Lucie was hotter
Is joy division actually being used on love island?
I'm sorry you're sober watching a show for 14 year old girls, don't be too salty
SO MANY LAYERS TO THESE CHARACTERS. INCREDIBLE CINEMA.
S2 worth a watch?
Bit annoyed at Michael 2bh. Joanna let Amber win and every one else thinking Amber and Michael will return.
He needs to tell them all he does not likw Amber
have sex
AGHHHHH
im sorry bros i missed the ep and didnt vote
>black twitter won
our fault for not voting for Miky
season 3 had the most entertaining personalities imo, chris, kem and theo were jokes
Chernobyl
Rome
Breaking Bad
Is Michael gonna' hang himself? WTF is going on?
It's the best season by far, they NEED to bring back the communal smoking area and lessen the drinking limits
he'll shag her and dump her again, it's what I'd do
I enjoy life not being a retarded DUDE WEEDer
true, but S02 had the best drama
worth it to see the mega-slayer terry in action
C H E B S
I think antons a good lad at heart, just a bit of a brainlet
IAIN STERLING NEEDS TO DIE
>IAIN STERLING NEEDS TO DIE
IAIN STERLING NEEDS TO DIE
>IAIN STERLING NEEDS TO DIE
IAIN STERLING NEEDS TO DIE
>IAIN STERLING NEEDS TO DIE
IAIN STERLING NEEDS TO DIE
>IAIN STERLING NEEDS TO DIE
IAIN STERLING NEEDS TO DIE
>IAIN STERLING NEEDS TO DIE
Best year, its been downhill since then
got a date on friday so it's going grand
S2 had Kady and Scott, best couple drama ever on Li, she was crazier than Liv on S03
BASED OVIE. WHAT A GANGSTA'.
checked and gl user
He keeps saying it but nobody believes him. He needs to give her The Sherif
Good lad, whats the plan of action
Michael needs to go nuclear and ruin Anna and the rest of the bitch clique
Curtis is a fucking psychopath. What was that neck crack
you're missing out, I enjoy life not assuming anyone who is intoxicated is a) an addict b) retarded.
are you from /sp
She didn't like him that much and felt bad he was willing to leave when she wasn't interested.
Taking her to a nice pub in town, got real nice food and live music so it should be nice and chill
You are retarded cause you've mentioned you're high more than once.
We don't care, DUDE WEEDer
yes
>we don't care
>we
stop
Can you drop it this thread ought to be comfy
He's a gentleman.
cor Maura's bikini eh lads ;)
This is boring somebody throw a pie
hope he's plotting how to destroy Molly, Anna and Amber
These clothes are absolutely woeful
Maura lives to create kino
It's based
Wtf was Maura wearing
F A M I L Y
shitty facial piercing
look at his face, suicide incoming
fucking Molly, she's now second on my shitlist
because they are forced to wear them by their cash cow sponsers nasty gal/boohoo / prettylittle thing
These fuckin lads even have dicks? vagina everywhere. Just wanna smash Mauras asshole
>prettylittlesluttycunt.com
>curtis 8d chess to kick him out
I'd love to vivisect Molly Mae
michael kino illuminati tattoo
I'm aware, presumably some mongs out there actually buy this stuff
used be a drug lad
but nah my pet rock only does coke and a big my of Valium with their drink now
Used to smash the fuck out of stims and psychs tho
Never liked weed
>Maura getting pied
could this mean Maura x Micheal?
Tommy's fault for being a bitch and not putting his woman in her place
based
Have been watching the series for a few weeks but this is my first /lig/. Who are the Good Guys and who are the Bad Guys?
have sex
>Lie to a girl and lead her on (not defending amy)
>make a girl your ‘half girlfriend’ fucking mega creepy
>head turns for a random girl nothing like her in the space of a couple of days.
>leads two girls on and makes them wait on his decision like he’s the king.
He’s a creep. I have no idea what they see in him. Nothing manly about him at all. /blog
It means maura gets sick of getting rejected and goes on a rampage, raping everything in sight
He’s in too deep saying he wants Joanna to get with Amber. He’s thinking about life outside too much and flapping it
Cnat wait for one of annas surgeries to go seriously wrong
you remember that mental youtube lass who alsp worked for boohoo?
>not picking maura
she'll have a breakdown if that happens
PACK OF BORBOUNS STRAIGHT DOWN THE HATCH
Missguided ad is a bit softcore innit
Ovie and Tommy good.
Yawn. Looks like every chavvy boot I see uptown. With the amount of people that apply there MUST be some natural beauties that could go in instead
Anton and Ovie best bois
If they actually couple up then they've got a shot at winning
They don't really like him
I bet her nipples look like frankenstein's forehead
mini Anna
Fuck the RAF
yeah ok Stacey now fuck off to reddit yeah
question for brits,
why do your commercial not feature that many brown people? I thought you had more brown people than black?
girls are all average on this show, very few cuties like Lucie/Emma/Amber, otherwise the female audience will be on pooicide watch
Alri lads how do you use filters? You know why I’m asking
lads they blocked me from uploading files, how long is this for?
This.
I’m not even hiding it. I want to shag Anna. Her horrible attitude and disgusting plump lips are starting to arouse me, where as before they repulsed me.
Does no one see a certain irony in this statement?
COOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRR
>not
We watching the same ones? Though I guess it's tame by American standards
why?
embarrassing English poof
Anton is a king, he needs to behave like one
#knowyourworth
until you repent
frankenstein's monster's forehead
but Capaldi is another turdsmith. why even defend him?
yeah lol I had some munters on Snapchat be like ‘I don’t think Lucie is that pretty’
Then they’re all over braphog Alexandra from last series like she’s a 10/10
rated
GET THIS HOTHEAD OUT OF HERE
Anton could do 10x better than this fat geezer bird
GET THIS HOTHEAD OUT OF HERE.
Business idea: put a glass dome over Essex to stop their disgusting accents spreading.
Belle showing her arab genes
fuck off you dirty nonce
Since when has ‘I put a wall up’ turned into a valid get out of free card for acting like a massive cunt. Awful meme.
Of course she took him back, she desperate as fuck
FUCK BELLE
>UGLY INSIDE
FUCK BELLE
>UGLY INSIDE
FUCK BELLE
>UGLY INSIDE
FUCK BELLE
>UGLY INSIDE
FUCK BELLE
>UGLY INSIDE
FUCK BELLE
>UGLY INSIDE
FUCK BELLE
>UGLY INSIDE
FRANCESCA IS CUTE!
Both of these. I like Michael but he'd clearly rather stay than leave with her
based anton acting like a man
Belle has a really annoying accent, so did lucie
she actually let Anton talk, which is better than every other girl in that villa
>I get defensive now because I used to slag around so much that dozens of men walked all over me
why does Molly always have her hair up
it looks shit on her
jarring post
Same. I want to grab her by the hair and pump her lips for hours.
>heated moments are a real thing
what a fucking nigger
>replying to the fat sweaty nonce
Just filter him lad, makes the thread so much better
kek
Belle lives at the end of my road and since seeing her on here I feel more uncomfortable
Michael is so in denial. It's great.
How do you filter?
Michael you've fucked it, she won't want you.
he's just in damage control
>Curtis when he has to make a decision
What’s she like irl user?
How even I speak a truth ting
Galdem dark over the peng tings and creed fat tings
This is hilarious how much Curtis has been avoiding this.
Quick rundown on the nonce?
Seriously where is maura from in island? half the time her accent is normal but then all of a sudden it goes mental.
she'd be stupid
let him milk the drama for those clicks
Maura's eggs are drying up as. we. speak.
Got found out fiddling around with his niece
>plot twist
>the idea of leaving the villa kicks curtis into maura overdrive
YAS
>highlight tripcode
>click icon next to post number
>filter text
>make sure it says hide
>refresh page
Don't know if it works on mobile desu
This is making me feel weird, like watching incest.
The fakest romance of all time is on, lads.
longford
good goy curtis
Maura is for a rough degrading fuck not a relationship
Maura does legit like Curtis tbf
FOCKING YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>cut to curtis in interview room thing
>Maura is a lovely young lady
Why wouldnt he choose fran?
BASED COUPLE
I swear curtis is like a psychopath. not litwrally but he proper playing games and i find him abit glib
Curtis will break it off just before doing bits, the bender he is
Ahem.
FUCK CO-OP
Maura's giggling is so revolting and Francesca looks like something you would find under a bridge
Jesus Christ
DELETE
LET THEM WIN
LET THEM WIN
LET THEM WIN
LET THEM WIN
LET THEM WIN
have sex
Curtis is so weak I honestly think if Francesca pulled him over first he would have gone with her to avoid conflict
FUCK THE CO-OP
>CO-OP
LOOK AT THOSE MASSIVE BUILDER HANDS
LIKE BLOODY SHOVELS
Thank goodness, francesca's face makes me ill
As someone who works there I second this motion
Curtis will feign illness come hideaway time.
What the fuck does "trans pride" have to do with strawberries?
THEY'RE TURNING THE STRAWBERRIES GAY
Just discovered Curtis's brother is AJ off Strictly
was wondering the same thing tbf
That energizer ad felt old school for some reason
>tfw no twirl gf
How is my gf supposed to buy shit off pretty little things if its all black ppl
Curtis is low IQ. It doesn’t take a week to figure out Maura is wildly popular with the public and therefore the strongest choice for the fame he wants
RIP
FUCK THE COOP AND FUCK THE DIRTY NONCE
Imagine being this salty about some fucking strawberries lmao have sex
mcdonalds ads are always kino
just pick size small
Reckon Curtis has been on the bender strawberry’s haha
Dilate
need to know where to buy michaels blue shirt he was wearing lads, help me out
fuck that ethnic shite
trads where it's at baby
lmao based got a laugh out of me
How based would Curtis be if him and Maura won but he took the cash for himself
The prettylittlething song is unironically a banger
Ovie is based.
Hope an absolute weapon comes in for him.
He based
chebs we lost but not forgotten
that chummy voice-over man needs to FUCK OFF fucking hate his stupid matey voice
*turns your children gay*
CHINWAG
>CHINWAG
CHINWAG
>CHINWAG
CHINWAG
>CHINWAG
CHINWAG
>CHINWAG
CHINWAG
>CHINWAG
CHINWAG
>CHINWAG
They’re both fruits
What's that song lads?
BASED MAURA
Virgin
MOY VAGINA IS TROBBIN
Truly a strawberry for a modern Britain
>Maura in a vinyl skirt
my fucking dick
T R O B B I N
R
O
B
B
I
N
TROBBING
THROBING
H
R
O
B
I
N
G
>maura straddles curtis
>starts singing come out ye black and tans
>maura's vagina will never throb for you
TROBBIN
/OURGIRL/ FRAN FRIENDZONED OOF
FRIENDZONED
>the city of francesca
ladsladsladsladslads
Lads.
I'm so high.
Love Island is mind-blowing.
>Friendzoned by a woofter
How will francesca ever recover?
Fran is really fit
Francesca literally had the better personality
francesca would be alright without the gap in her teeth
francesca has a good head on her shoulders, metaphorically speaking
>tfw you’ve never made a girls vagina throb
Pulling me for a chin wag eh?
Maybe he'll finally admit he's gay.
I'd fuck the shit out of her .... she is sweet and cut and pure
giv francesca gf
curtis is straight as aaron rodgers
francesca has a good gap in her teeth, metaphorically speaking
Belle’s chebs vs Amber’s chebs ?
>the cunt group dissing anton now
MOLLY YOU CUNTTTTT
thought women loved alphas and chads?
anton is an efeminate bum boy and they are going wild for him
Nobody fucking asked your opinion molly you shit stirrer
Does she have it in for anton? She grassed him straight up about the cashier
Fuck Molly shitting on other couples constantly just because she has Tommy trained like her pug.
Lmao she’s not pure
She hangs around with black jack from last years love island
francesca looks like that mingey wildling girl from game of thrones
made one throb over Snapchat last night
Francesca seems like a nice person. Sick of these other bitches t b h
Belle massively overdoes the makeup
fucking why
>young lady
Nofap day 4 lads
People who constantly say how much of a good person they are aren’t actually good people
Was that your niece you dirty nonce
AMBER DOMINATE ME
>snakes captured in their natural habitat
All women hate short men
MM trying to clear the way for her victory. What a fucking bitch
>haven't wanked in over 4 months
DELET
Yep
Everyday ends with a tums festival
>that like obviously like obviously that obviously like obviously
mollys truly a degenerate
>throbbing fanny
she knows Anton is 2nd most popular after Tommy
SIT
DOWN
Lads...
she left.
i wouldnt even touch molly mae with any of your dicks lads
Anton was the one who said that her and tommy wasn’t real and that she made her bed she should sleep in it
WTF IS GOING ON...
A L P H A
BASED MICHAEL
FUCK AMBER
JUST LEAVE YOU NIG
Michael doing the weirdest play I ever seen...
Oh yeah true. She fears him spreading the truth
How’s it feel lad. Only could get to 55 days
>hes so weird
>hes just really weird
he just told you theres no chances and hoes mad
That clear enough for you this time?
SIT DOWN
Has Michael been gassed with a drug like in Cabin in the Woods? WTF?
FUCKING BASED
she had in coming
snake my ass lol
He should have led her on and gone into the diary room constant6ly saying he was playing her
Fucking idiot
>Michael just wanting a free holiday instead of getting back with Amber
What a fucking power move
YASSS LAD
Michaels talking like he needs to go for a shit
The chaddest of chads
roasties on twitter raging when michael was just telling her to back off
Punished Cheber
THAT'S HOW WE ARE
Step outside sunshine, go on then
Once you get past the rough first few weeks its really great in terms of confidence. The only downside is achy bollocks and wet dreams
SIT YOUR NOODLE HAIR'D ASS DOWN
WHY IS HE ENDING IT WTF
slag getting blown the FUCK OUT
based mike
but why is he staying and being angry at her lol?
just leave
all shitters
AMBER SEETHING
>AMBER SEETHING
AMBER SEETHING
>AMBER SEETHING
AMBER SEETHING
>AMBER SEETHING
AMBER SEETHING
>AMBER SEETHING
AMBER SEETHING
>AMBER SEETHING
AMBER SEETHING
>AMBER SEETHING
AMBER SEETHING
>AMBER SEETHING
THOT BTFO / EGOTHUMPED
girls in damage control.
uh oh lads, twitter is going mad
Lmao they got sloth in the villa now
Michael is....
>Snake
I feel sick
Why the fuck are they introducing new islanders when there’s like 2 weeks left?
Scraping the barrel
T
A
L
L
>Anna 2.0
>ugly skinnyfat girl with too many chromosomes
Great stuff.
why do the new all look like retards
>ALL NEW ISLANDERS ARE FLAT-CHESTED.
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
>TALL
>TALL
>TALL
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIER REIOASHTFGUOIAWTIHSDIO FGUCK LANKLETS
is that a Klitschko brother going in the villa?
he wants to enjoy his time with the bros, its only a few weeks left
Coalburner and FAS baby. Watch out for these bombshells, lads!
Based
Wish they would stop saying tall
My gf watches this ffs and she is low iq and impressionable
Top kek
sauce for grill on the right?
to be fair the klitchkos would clean up in the villa
ONE PENG TING FOR A MR OVIE COMING UP
why do you care what some 6/10 turbothot thinks
They really couldn’t do better than those two?
tldr
lads why bother putting in any effort or even trying when you need to be randomly born 6'4 to get all the girls you want but dont deserve i hate it
Mine too. Thankfully i'm already tall but I'm not black though. Should i be worried?
>bringing some little pig in to please black twitter
Fuck Off
I can family
WHO’S GOT THE AMBER DOG EDIT?
I doubt Ovie likes her
these two are literally scraping the barrel. desu when curtis girl came in that was when the barrel scraping began
Does Billy Corgan fall in that category?
He will take whatever he can get, no other options matey
lmao yeah when she said tall my gf looked at me disapprovingly. feels bad man
Imagine being born 6’4, just like coming out the womb 6’4
It's weird because they have all the potential contestants on standby for weeks.
You could easily just start with the uggos and trickle in the hot girls
based big dimes billy
Watching hey Katie?
SIT
fuck this would be way more entertaining. women on twitter would be seething though
Last post
choon
Last post lads
DOWN
.
He’ll stick with amber bro
Joanna > Amber
last post boysies sorry all i win again
Actual last post
nonce defeating final post
last post here
Watched 15 minutes of this Hey Tracy show and literally nothing has happened.
no
No
ABOVE POSTER IS A NONCE
A new low
ok thread over see yas
whyd you call that random guy a nonce? rude
th-thanks user
Joanna fan #199,882,123 here saying last post.
Last for Ovie
last for francesca
Last for anton :)
last for the big nig
Anton
Last for Dr.Alex
LAST FOR CHEBS
last for uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh
nigger