You now realize that Tom Holland's Spider-Man has not kicked or punched a single person in Homecoming or Far From Home

You now realize that Tom Holland's Spider-Man has not kicked or punched a single person in Homecoming or Far From Home.

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IIRC they said they never want spiderman to punch anyone because kids might copy him

>Every decision we make on set is based off how would a kid react in this situation, so every fight scene we have is designed in a way that's almost child-friendly,

Based just like classic spiderman cartoons

he punched flash

>I.e. "We are gay"

He kicks some mooks in the beginning of Homecoming. It would be weird if he just started throwing punches anyway, like in Spider-Man 2 where he just starts trading blows with Doc Ock even though that should be like a five year old going up against Mike Tyson.

>film for kids
>isnt violent
maybe the issue here is why are are getting upset about films aimed at 6 year olds?

I just realized that Spider-Man's villains are all the natural predators of the spider !!!

>Spider-Man has not kicked

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you mean doc ock is the five year old, right?

Godamn Rhinos and Green Goblins always eating spiders!!

he punched Flash and Misterio in Far From Home

Why do MCU posters look like such shit

These new movies are basically spidersuit man

He respects doctor octavius and doesn't want to kill him

Yeah, we all knew OP was retarded already

They only said that in the 90s cartoon show

A punch from Spider-man would be an instant kill.

He punches plenty of people in the comics and other movies/games/cartoons.

>mcu movies
>for kids
lmao DCuck seething

Always with the caveat that he pulls his punches to not kill.

theres gotta be at least one instance where spidey punches a hole in some dude's face

I can only think of that time he knocked a huge enemy with only one punch and that other time he beat the fuck out of Fisk in less than 5 minutes

Shit the Vulture looks so fucking amazing, I feel like a fucking twat saying this but just look at it. Can't wait for that inevitable Sinister Six movie

these movies suck

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I agree, the fact that redditors come on Yea Forums to talk about it blows my mind. I have a theory the capeshit infection directly correlates with the commie infection on this board as well.

What PS3 game is this from?

*jumps off a building*

This is kind of an embarrassing post

>>Every decision we make on set is based off how would a kid react in this situation, so every fight scene we have is designed in a way that's almost child-friendly,

Holy fuck please google the quote I gave
It literally came out of Tom Hollands' mouth as he was doing press for the movie

Why the fuck would reply acting that you have authority?

hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/spider-man-homecoming-tom-holland-doesnt-punch-anyone-945609

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How did he defeat the bird man in the first movie?

>Go watch porn
Yes I see they care about the kids

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by letting him blow up

how ironic

the bird man blew up lots of things, and the last thing he blew up was himself

When Doc Ock took over Spider-Man's body he fought The Scorpion once and punched his jaw off. That's how SpOck realized Peter had been holding back all these years.

I don't remember a super-spider-strength comic moment from a good writer though.

>If only Vulture's flying system hadn't fail, Peter would've lost
>Fucking Spider-Man wouldn't have been able to defeat a low-mid tier villain

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He punched at least twice in Far From Home and kicked plenty throughout the movies.

This is good for confirming they really are all pedos.
>child friendly
>sex jokes, porn, race mixing etc

Yeah there is

>tfw Spider-Man movies have been doomed since Raimi got mad at Sony's bullshit

Just like the Spider-Man animated series from the 90's

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lol nice. can barely see what part of him got hit, but i get the idea. god damn comics are busy.

He punched Flash and Mysterio, the latter hard enough to break his helmet.

Wrong
Fucking laughable. You’re the Commie, you want all art to conform to your shit standards and you’re so upset by the bright, beautiful Tom Holland as Spider-Man you’re reduced to making hilariously way off statements like that.

He means how Peter Parker, the 14-16 yo would react you dumb fuck. It would look a bit weird if he stared fighting like Captain America or scissoring and riding people like Black Widow.

so he lands 80 death blows to the head