Rey! Did I tell you about my time machine?

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i can't even remember this thing's name.

I think it was from Antz.

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Is time machine confirmed?

Google 'Hiroshima survivors

Jedi time shit is cannon from star wars rebels no? It might be the only thing that can save this trilogy. Just give up on fixing it and go all out nuts with copying end game.

Dans Macabre

>Jedi time shit
>It might be the only thing that can save this trilogy
First of all this trilogy is way beyond saving, but time travel ain't an improvement

They would need to aim for so bad its good territory.

No its just a redlettermedia hack theory

>They would need to aim for so bad its good territory.
You can't do that and take yourself seriously at the same time. They wrote themselves into a corner and I'm enjoying it. I bet JJ is shitting his pants right now

it's probably real and you fucking know it

>A good question. For another time.

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Kek. Disney is plagiarizing Dreamworks again.

Latoisha jefferson

was he retarded?

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Kylo Rey

hahahahaahahahahahhaahhah pls, I want friends who like star wars

Star Wars is a comedy now ?

Star Wars: A New Cope

I absolutely hated this scene. As soon as it started I knew this movie was going to be downhill from here on out. Fucking so stupid that they just phoned her up and got all their answers immediately, felt like they didn't know how to get the characters from point A to B so they just shoehorned her in

Is Kay Loren Vader's son or something?

Did you see the entire movie?

No, RLM just making fun of how shit Engame's direction was

hakuna matata

>he doesn't know
youtube.com/watch?v=NIF0DeBjOsQ

Unfortunately. CGI white kids getting whipped was fucking hilarious, I remember laughing pretty hard at that so that's a plus I guess?

I'm watching it now and so far Chewiebaka is the high-point.

This is the scene that broke you huh? Not all the stupid shit before this? But this scene?

Kill yourself. You are part of the problem

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Darth Cootie

Leave him alone, you big bully! Pick on someone your own size!

kekles

So what kind of thing is Snoke?

I mean I think it was a combination of the mom joke, Leia flying, and then this to top it all off. Btw meme speak doesn't make you any cooler lmao

He's clearly an angry incel.

He was a Plotdevice, from the planet Subversion 1

for me, this is the jarjar of this series. I remember how phony it was when it did the whole force speech in the first movie. really pushed the point that the people making these movies never saw any of the original movies or were ever a part of the fanbase. Literal whos that read the sparknotes for the original trilogy and slapped some disney shit together.

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>This is the technogeek blinded by Ma-Ma in Dredd, and was shot up in the True Grit Remake.
Dude was a late bloomer.

kek but a bit cheeky

>redlettermedia hack theory
It was a Yea Forums hack theory before that

*sigh* Tell us how.

did they really arrest the black man for a traffic violation? isn't that a little on the nose

>cannon

Sneeder

Oh you know...

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>The Jedi religion

Lul

Oh my God the hack fraud was right!

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I liked it too.

>wait, how does time travel even work in this uni-
>that's a good story, for another time

The "Rey is Shmi"-theory is from Yea Forums, no?

Why did Luke close himself off from the force?

Yea Forums has been talking about Rey being Shmi for a while, so I guess that implies time travel.

Han Manata

>No, but while I've got you, do you remember how you told me that the story of Luke's lightsaber was a story for another day? Well I figure it's going to be about 2 years before anything happens again, so like...

Dave "furfag" Filoni introduced the time-traveling stargates in the shitty Disney animated show.

>I bet JJ is shitting his pants right now
yeah man I bet he's so scared with his millions of dollars and endless Jew friends

If this was intentional, Bravo Rian

no rlm faggots just spam this board thinking they're good company

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

How many new characters can you name from any of the new Star Wars movies? Only 3 come to my mind and that is it.

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>>This is the technogeek blinded by Ma-Ma in Dredd
no shit
can't believe I didn't see that

Mas Que Nada
OOOOOOOOOOOORIIIÁÁÁ RAAAAAAAIIIIÔÔÔ OBÁ OBÁ OBÁ

Good question
Rey
Finn
Poe
Kylo Ren

snoke
eh...
fuck i even have trouble remembering the movies themselves

Rey and Poe, was the purple haired bitch called Landa? Probably not sounds too much like Lando. Genuinely can't remember what the guy is called right now lol.

they tazer those poor bisons on the casino planet

they would never make yass queen slay a slave woman who's only purpose was to birth Anakin

Yea Forums came up with the time machine theory like 6 fucking months ago

Days of Future Past tried this and it still sucked as did Dark Penix

Oh and Kylo Ren I forgot about him entirely lel

I agree, but the point is that Yea Forums has had this movie pegged for time travel schlock for a long time.

The only reason it's being spammed again now is because of rlm though. Nothing we've seen suggests it. It was only theorised as a way to 'fix' tlj. But disney has made it pretty abundant that they don't want to do that (yet)

Had Rey, Kylo and Jin from Rogue One. Seriously there hasn't imo been anyone that's stood out like Han or Chewie or even Lando. The movies do not have any character that will not be remembered in 10 years time like the originals have. Maybe that's why they killed so many of them off.

>the purple haired bitch called Landa?
I have no idea, I know she's played by Laura Dern but can't remember her characters name.

Deus Machina

Is Jabba in it?

Her name was admiral bitch.

Only hardcore fans will remember anything about this new trilogy in a few years. Like fans of the prequels now.

>luke tells rey his story about white male hubris.
how do I change timelines?

hilda I think

Rey
Poe Dameron
Finn
Kylo Ren
Supreme leader Snoke
fuck I can't remember that Weasley guy, I have it on the tip of my tongue. Hux? I think General Hux
purple haired bitch is Holdo I believe
and Rose

and from Rogue One
eeh, Jyn Erso I think?
something Cassian
K2SO was the droid

that's all I got

hodor?

holda, that's it

How many characters from the OT can you name

Luke
Leia
Han
Chewie
C3PO
R2-D2
Obi Wan Kenobi
Darth Vader
Sheev
Jabba
Greedo
Boba Fett
Wedge
Biggs
Uncle Owen
Aunt Beruit
Lando
Admiral Piet
Captain Needa
Bib Fortuna
Yoda
Nien Nunb

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Luke Skywalker
Han Solo
Leia Organa
Darth Vader
The Emperor
Chewbacca
Lando Calrissian
Uncle Owen
Aunt Beru
C3PO
R2D2
Jabba the Hutt
Tarkin
Boba Fett
Mon Mothma
Greedo
Biggs
Wedge
Yoda
Obi-Wan Kenobi

All of them. Even fucking background characters like Max Rebo or Lak Srivak

I have that same 97 VHS special edition.

r2d2, c3po, vader, leia, luke, owen, beru, luke, obi-wan, han, greedo, chewie, jabba, tarkin, mothma, biggs, wedge, yoda, lando, fett, fortuna, the senate

Does it make a fart noise when you open it?

The force is female?

I'm not even sure they knew about time travel being in Rebels, I'd wager they didn't.

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Yes.
They also didn't know about spider Maul yet Rich guessed that Palpatine is going to have part of his body made of random scrap metal.

The Emperor (Sheev)
Luke
Leia
R2
C3p0
Lando
Han
Ackbar
Chewie
Admiral Peit
Biggs/Wedge (Probably cos I played a lot of FF games and their names kept popping up in them)
Boba
Yoda
Jabba
Vader
Obi wan

When were you diagnosed?

RLM explains their reasoning with some evidence. I'm honestly hopeful of it. Endgame proved that Disney could handle time travel in a way that adds to the story, not detracts.

Endgame proved that disney can release literal garbage and still break box office records as long as it includes enough fan service and is a sequel in a big enough franchise

Diagnosed a genius? Very early age

tfw Mike assumes KOTOR is some stupid piece of shit

The only part about Endgame that was lacking was was the final battle, everything else was executed exceptionally well.

I tried to quip with you but was bested. Now, all I have is the shame and hot coco.

Dont forget

Lobot
Ig-88
Salacious crumb
General veers
Bossk
Dash Render
Denger
Orn Free Ta

This, the movie was solid but it just HAD to end with giant battle that made no sense and no emotion to it since it wasn't even "our" Thanos.
Either just kill him off at the beginning like they did and don't bring him back, just spend the rest of the movie trying to fix shit, or don't kill him and have him come back one last time when he realizes that they undid his snap.

So many soulless characters that no one has a relationship with.

I know Lobot, Bossk and IG-88, but just couldn't remember them from the top of my head.
The rest I don't know at all.

is he wrong?
KOTOR 1 is a corny retread of the movies, and KOTOR 2 is just some dark edgy story with no real connection to Star Wars

Does this mean that Rey gets brutally raped and murdered by Sandpeople?

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>Ig-88
>Salacious crumb
>Bossk
>Dash Render
I know for a fact these four were never named on-screen within the OT. Dunno about the rest though.

Sand people are simple, hard working folks.

I just realized I know less people from the Solo and Rouge One movies.

yes, thank god.

I hope and pray they do this. can you imagine the butthurt?

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Delgaaro
Sentar Meileen
Burr Dragoon
Huxley

>this is what manchildren actually believe

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sand people are only poor and have problems with violence in their society because the humans oppress them and steal their land. stop being racist.

I can only namr Salacious B. Crumb.

>he thinks he's an adult because he dislikes what a large population of adults like

san peepo good

You seem jaded and worldly.

>thinks he's an adult
>uses the "u mad" comeback

Farmer 1
Farmer 2
Sneed (formerly chuck)

Sand People comprise 13% of the population of Tatooine but are responsible for over half the crime.

>it must be good because it's popular

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Willrow Hood

Orange Yoda

Rey
Poe
Finn
Rose
Porgs
Kylo
Hux
Snoke
BORE GULLET
BORE GULLET WILL FIND THE TRUTH

Chewbacca is a high point because it’s literally impossible to fuck him up. He doesn’t have understandable dialogue and his role never puts him right in the spotlight

>Press ▲ to accept the side quest and find the computer hacker on space vegas

IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME

>Disney tries to make one last push to have Rey be this super-powerful Star Wars icon by having her go back in time and mother Anakin Skywalker
>also means that canonically she gets Force raped by Palpatine and tortured to death in the desert while the Jedi do nothing

Can you fucking imagine? I want this to happen solely because of the shitstorm it would cause.

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I remember thinking about how Rey's origin could be explained by a sort of time travel: Young survivors of order 66, are put on an asteroid at near the speed of light, that means that they will experience time slower than the rest of the world. There would have been two adult jedi that would be releasing the kids at random, they don't care about the current politics or if it is safe to come to light, their plan is to send force sensitive individuals that have been trained to an extent (that would explain how brilliant Rey is), in order to seed the galaxy with force users.

It's a bit too Scifish than what is usual for Space Opera, but it's not worse than actual time travel.

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Fuck Knows

Luke
Han
Leia
Obi-wan
Darth Vader
Palpatine
Owen
Beru
Lando
Nein-numb
Akbar
Jabba
Salacious b crumb
Dengar
IG-88
Bosk
Biggs
Wedge
Captain antilles
R2-d2
C-3p0
Boba Fett
Yoda
Max Rebo
Needa
Tarkin

Jordan Scissorpunch Peterson.

La oscuridad

The irony of ep9 trying to repair the damage caused by the previous 2 movies in an effort to wipe the slate clean is that this is exactly what they should’ve done with ep7. It should’ve been a fresh start set generations after the OT. But Disney weren’t willing to take that risk with their $4bn purchase and Abrams is a hack so we ended up with this clusterfuck of old characters and new in a quasi-“soft reboot” of the series. It’s a clusterfuck that lots of people predicted.

Sand people believe in the 2nd space amendment.

Too sci-fi for Star Wars. If there is going to be time travel it's gonna be magic Force time travel like in the Rebels cartoon.

>thing is bad therefore I am an adult because I don't like it

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>The reason Dexter Jettster has a 50's Diner is because he can time travel
>The ghost of Obi Wan tells them to seek him out for information

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Rian hates Star wars, he was probably anally raped by his dad while the movie was playing.

Veers is the most underutilized Imperial in the series and it was a shame he didn't get more appearances

I miss when he had the EU backstory where he crash landed on Yavin IV and had to survive in the jungle like rambo

Most listed but everyone forgot Admiral Ozzel who was named in ESB.

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>try to invert my statement
>end up looking like more of an idiot
Congrats?

whoa, me too!

Just add a scene about how time travel works under relativistic conditions. Pic related can do it.

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Buzzinga

>you see rey, it works like this
>*folds paper in half and stabs it with a pencil*

They did this in Happy Death Day 2U. I'm sure it was trying to make fun of the trope but considering the film wasn't funny, it didn't really land and made a bad script worse

Look t this masonic imagery, the pyramid, the eye and the owl. All execs at Disney are masons that's why they are putting subversive messages and ideology in these movies

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It contradicts all the leaks that have been confirmed more and more as they release promotional material.
Unless it's getting added in reshoots, which I can't count out in this shitshow

They are currently shooting material in the woods which is weird since they said principal photography as over

>this scene

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Kylo
Rey
Finn
Poe
Maz
Phasma
Hux
Snoke
Rose
Holdo
Simon Pegg
Traitor Guy
Snap Wexley the fart wedding guy

Luke
Leia
Han
Lando
C-3PO
R2-D2
Chewbacca
Yoda
Obi-Wan
Vader
Palpatine
Tarkin
Motti
Wedge
Porkins
Biggs
Wicket
Veers
Boba Fett
IG-88
Dengar
Jabba
Greedo
Owen Lars
Beru Lars
Admiral Ackbar
Bib Fortuna
Ponda Baba

And you want prequels?

These were ones from the OT:
Anakin
Obi-Wan
Yoda
Palpatine
Boba Fett
C-3PO
R2-D2
Tarkin
Owen
Beru

And then prequel-exclulsive ones:

Padme
Qui-Gon
Mace Windu
Darth Maul
General Grevious
Jango Fett
Watto
Jar Jar Binks
Shmi
Dooku
Bail Organa
Panaka
Boss Nass

>Traitor Guy
Ah yes, what a memorable character.

I can't believe people kept talking that one up back when TFA was out, and I still can't remember his fucking name.

I only remember it was benicio del toro but that's it. TFA and TLJ blend together in my head.

They were named in the script, the novelization, and most importantly it was on the toys. Any fan in the pre-internet 80s could have named them. Are you trying to infer that isn't cannon?

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Why does that orange have buttholes for eyes?

Holy shit I want Rey going back in time and becoming Shmi to be an actual thing wtf.

>A good question
>for another TIME
it was in front of us all along

Now future generations will accept triangles and owls in society.
Those fucking monsters. They can't keep getting away with it........

Original fans: well the new ones are shit but at least Disney cant fuck with the old ones
Disney: hold my beer

How does the lizard shoot his gun?

Twi'leks died for this..... uninspired thing

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Carefully

Posting in a /r/saltierthancrait thread

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They're just signaling that they own this franchise moron, obviously the idiots who can't see won't see

Why the fuck does a lightsaber need to be weighty? It's hilt has to weigh 3-4 lbs at most. OT fighting was what they were capable of doing at the time only, especially for ANH. A lightsaber realistically would weight nothing, the beam cuts through flesh about as easily as it cuts through air, and its wielders have the force informing their reflexes so their ability to not have to think in a battle is greater than non force users.

Really the sense of the fights feeling like over-choreographed dances, could have been mitigated by simply choreographing it to have a few messier inelegant bits. That plus there actually being character drama going on that we care about would have fixed TPM final lightsaber fight perfectly.

Don't you know that if you post on Yea Forums at all you're automatically an incel that needs to dilate.

kek

Here's what the unaffected 'fans' (lol) and Disney don't understand about how TLJ ruined Star Wars. It wasn't just that it was a bad film (if all it took to kill Star Wars was a bad film, than Caravan of Courage would have killed it decades ago). It wasn't just that the lore was irrevocably damaged (midichlorians anyone?). It's that this is 'it'.
Any Star Wars fans who grew up with the franchise have been waiting literally decades for the sequel to RotJ. That's what kept it so amazing; this great space saga that was still on-going. So to see it continue by having all of our heroes killed off so pathetically so that a literally-who (purposefully written that way by design) could latch onto the story and be the main character is like a kick in the nuts.
You can ignore the sequel trilogy all you want. But you can't ignore that you will NEVER get the comfy adventures of Luke, Han and Leia after defeating the empire. We will NEVER see Luke's academy, or see him as the wise old Jedi master (Yea Forums can fuck off right now with their early 00s pixelated shit and knock-off voice actors). And with that, it's hard to even have any excitement, pride or joy in the old films anymore.

>Kylo and Rey fight on Endoor
>Hole opens up in the ground and swallows both of them
>They end up in a giant cavernous lair with emaciated ewok mutants crawling all over the place
>In the center of the lair, there is Palpatine who looks like a lich like figure who sits on a throne of corpses and scrapped burnt metal
>Both of them fight wraith Palpatine until he possess Kylo
>Kylo gets all creepy and starts talking like the Emporer and fights Rey
>He then turns into a giant Ogre Oni like monster by merging with the mutant Ewoks and Rey delivers the killing blow
>Before passing away, Kylo apologizes to Rey and makes an escape for her

I swear all this shit happens.

>"I know these evil people are trying to kill you, the last defence against their tyranny, and i would love to help you. Unfortunately, my workers are trying to unionise, so i have to kill them before i do anything else"

name one movie with time traveling that was actually good

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back to the future 2

if would stop going to Yea Forums everyday I probably would have forgotten the names of every nuwars character

Angry Joe

>What if we had a funny little characters flying around with a jetpack while shooting a big lazer gun
That is about the only thing from Last Jedi which comes close to George´s ideas

Darth Scrottum

Admiral Hodor

that´s cheating. Can you name his or her name in entirety?

don't forget 4-LOM

the time machine (1960)
terminator 1/2
frqunetly asked questions about time travel
timecrimes
bill and ted
primer
12 monkeys

The greatest blunder was Disney not getting the old trio together onto the screen anymore. And now with Carrie dead, it will never happen.

Buzz Katana

>What's your name
>I'm just me
>Shmii it is

Star Wars is dead in the hearts and minds of modern men - killed by an indifference that was itself directly related to a pronounced cultural shift towards faith in social causes such as feminism.

Ree Ply Too'dispo Stor Yormum Dyzin Herzlipe

Newt Gingrich
Ant Jemima
Darth Bootybutt

>Daisy was that fat
Was she training at taco bell every day?

underrated post

based

time travel is via the force, not tech.

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Kylo Renn
Finn
Mike
Jay

Oola is all that matters.

Gey
Flymo Ron
Captain Phantastic
Snooker
General Fux
The black guy

>How many characters from the OT can you name
Voort "Piggy" SaBinring

>Newt Gingrich
fucking based

Willrow Hood, Ponda Baba, Firmus Piett, Ozzel, Needa, Maximillian Veers, Jerjerrod, Motti.

Watched RLM, laughed and lost some more hope I didn´t even know I had.
Read this thread.. I want to lynch someone.. ANYONE!

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Butthole Eyes The Magic & Wise

I just remembered his hilarious scream when he gets his fingers chopped off in True Grit lmao

Bah, that piece of shit Ford actually RELISHED getting killed of.
His contempt for Star Wars was almost palpable during the promos, once you take of the rose tinted glasses.

>For another TIME

Oh. No.

I wonder what they had to fucking pay him for TFA? 10mil?

nope, just a ginger

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Luke
Han
Leia
Chewbacca
R2d2
C3PO
Obi Wan
Wedge Antilles
Lando calrissian
Grand Moff Tarkin
Darth Vader
Emperor Palpatine
Admiral Piett
Jabba the Hutt
Boba Fett
Wicket
Bossk
IG-88
Captain Needa
Bib Fortuna
Mon Mothma
Admiral Ackbar
General Madine

>punched it
topkek

Laura Dern played... General.... HOLDO.

That legit took me a minute.

That would be hilarious and would redeem the series in my eyes.

Hakuna Matata

Hannah Montana.

Back to the Future
12 Monkeys
Bill & Ted
Endgame
Terminator
Butterfly Effect up until that retarded ending
LOST dealt with time travel in a cool way I thought, as well

literally the opposite

E.T.

if they loop that shit and set themselves up for some sort of redo of a run though through the prequels and original...I'd say i'd lose all hope for the franchise, but who am i kidding i've already lost hope for the series

At least he's the only character with actual motivations

What is his motivation? Taking care of that great hair?

I really hope they aren't dumb enough to do this. Just admit you've produced a turd and let the trilogy die without doing any more damage.

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>Yes. And not soon enough it was.

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Hillary Clinton

>Push progressive left diversity agenda.
>Get raped and murdered by sand people.

Like pottery.

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I like it

Sneed

Poe Dameron
Finn FN-2187
Rey
Rose Tico
Paige Tico
Armitage Hux
Kylo Ren
Tallie Lintra
Snoke
Maz Kanata
Vice Admiral Holdo
Captain Phasma
Ello Asty

Name three (3) specific scenes you disliked.

>Rey becomes Shmi
>Rey was lusting after her own great-grandson all along
Disney would be shooting themselves in the foot if the pull this shit.

Dark Acolyte. Host body for Palpatine.

Yertle

Plus, Endgame LITERALLY just did a time travel nonsense storyline. Time travel is the most Deus Ex Machina-ist thing you can do to end a story. It's lame, it never makes any fucking sense, and it usually means in other timelines the events that went poorly still happened. Endgame timeline A still had Thanos winning.

You all left out Sy Snoodles. Fair weather fans.

They ruined her, no point in remembering.

How many songs do you remember from the new star wars? The musical score is so much more generic and forgettable. It's as much of a crime as the rest of the bullshit.

Jedi Steps or something, or was it Rey's theme? It's neat but not really like a movie-defining piece like each prequel got.

I watched tfa and tlj a few weeks back and I don't remember a single song

youtube.com/watch?v=7wMiMDBHnJ0

AotC still got a lot right for all it got wrong.

WHERE THE FUCK IS MAX REBO?
THERE HE IS

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THIS IS NOW A MAX REBO THREAD

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Goddamn. The music was half the magic. All they had to do with nu-star wars was make a few bangers and people would put up with their bullshit...

Was it really necessary to give these random background aliens names? Everyone just calls it the blue elephant anyway

Don't insult Jek Tono Porkins.

Sneed

>Snap Wexley the fart wedding guy

He died, right? Didn't like fucking everyone die? Holy shit the sequels are so lame, and there's no nice ship designs so I can't even fangasm about that shit. It's literally OT ships with minor tweaks.

Jesus Christ calm down you fucking sperg

JJ could make nothing but bombs for the rest of his career and still get hired constantly. Why would he give a shit?

can't sell a toy of "Blue Elephant." instead sell "MAX REBO"

I love her

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Those fingers freak me out. Every time.

me too son me too

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I can't even remember which movie it was in. And I watched all of them.

chewbacca r2d2 c3p0 han solo princess leia luke skywalker lando calrisian boba fett ig88 bossk darth vader/anakin skywalker obi wan kenobi jaba the hutt emporer palpatine grand moff tarkin wedge antilles greedo the sarlaac pit the rancor yoda

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No

C-3PO
R2-D2
U-3PO
Captain Antilles
Princess Leia
Darth Vader
Het Nkik (a freakin Jawa is named)
R5-D4
Owen Lars
Beru Lars
Luke Skywalker
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Grand Moff Tarkin
Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes
Muftak
Kabe
Myo
Dannik Jerrko
Brea and Senni Tonnika
Lesub Sirln
Labria
Lak Sivrak
Dice Ibegon
Momwa Nadon
Wuher
Ponda Boba
Dr. Evazan
BoShek
Chewbacca
Han Solo
Greedo
Garindan
Admiral Motti
General Tagge
Jan Dodonna
Wedge Antilles
Jek Porkins
Biggs Darklighter
never picked up on Red Leader'ws real name but I remember his performance
General Rieken
Zev Senesca
Hobbie
Dak
Wes Janson
Admiral Ozzel
Admiral Piet
Emperor Palpatine
Boba Fett
Dengar
IG-88
Zuckus
4-LOM
Bossk
Yoda
Lando Calrissian
Lobot
Moff Jejerod
Bib Fortuna
Jubnuk
Gartogg
Jabba the Hutt
Bubo
Ree-Yees
J'Quillle
Yarna d'al Gargan
"Yak Face"
"Amanaman"
Tessek/ "Squid Head"
Sasha Tiel
Beedo
Hermi Odle
Ephant Mon
Oola
Cane Adiss
Max Rebo
Droopy McCool
Sy Snootles
Salacious Crumb
EV-9D9
8D8
Klaatu
Barada
Vizam
Malakili the Rancor Keeper
Mon Mothma
Admiral Ackbar
General Crix Madine
"Prune Face"
Nien Nunb
Wicket
Teebo
Logray
Chief Chirpa
Pablo

Oh boy I can't wait for time travel like what Jew Jew did to the rebooted Star Trek

Sneed

>Dave "furfag" Filoni
how is Filoni a furfag?

Signalling to whom? Why?

La creatura

I literally only remember Kylo Rens leitmotif and Resistance leitmotif from the two new movies. Nothing else, I don't think anything else new is there actually.
John Williams just gave up.

Based

That was handled well though.
He just went one way to the past with one ship and retconned everything that way to start anew. It wasn't time travel shinenigans.

WHAT A WONDERFUL PHRASE

idris elba

There was an article last year with quotes from a few of the actors that it felt like the end os school senior year and nobody was taking anything seriously, Oscar Issac was one that was quoted i think.

Rey
Finn
Maz Kanata
Poe
Kylo Ren
Commander Holdo
uhhh....
Phasma
I think that's pretty much it.
snoke