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Rey! Did I tell you about my time machine?
Angel Evans
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Austin Hughes
i can't even remember this thing's name.
Levi Peterson
I think it was from Antz.
Benjamin Sanders
Is time machine confirmed?
Nathaniel Fisher
Google 'Hiroshima survivors
Daniel Price
Jedi time shit is cannon from star wars rebels no? It might be the only thing that can save this trilogy. Just give up on fixing it and go all out nuts with copying end game.
Aaron Rodriguez
Dans Macabre
Brandon Brown
>Jedi time shit
>It might be the only thing that can save this trilogy
First of all this trilogy is way beyond saving, but time travel ain't an improvement
Ian Wood
They would need to aim for so bad its good territory.
Isaac Rivera
No its just a redlettermedia hack theory
Lucas Scott
>They would need to aim for so bad its good territory.
You can't do that and take yourself seriously at the same time. They wrote themselves into a corner and I'm enjoying it. I bet JJ is shitting his pants right now
Jason Reyes
it's probably real and you fucking know it
Luke Rodriguez
>A good question. For another time.
Asher Ortiz
Kek. Disney is plagiarizing Dreamworks again.
Luke Moore
Latoisha jefferson
Jaxson Bennett
was he retarded?
Joshua Johnson
Kylo Rey
Angel Robinson
hahahahaahahahahahhaahhah pls, I want friends who like star wars
William Evans
Star Wars is a comedy now ?
Daniel Nelson
Star Wars: A New Cope
Kayden Morris
I absolutely hated this scene. As soon as it started I knew this movie was going to be downhill from here on out. Fucking so stupid that they just phoned her up and got all their answers immediately, felt like they didn't know how to get the characters from point A to B so they just shoehorned her in
Caleb Parker
Is Kay Loren Vader's son or something?
Carter Rogers
Did you see the entire movie?
Sebastian Sanders
No, RLM just making fun of how shit Engame's direction was
Josiah Hill
hakuna matata
Liam Gray
>he doesn't know
youtube.com
Jose Kelly
Unfortunately. CGI white kids getting whipped was fucking hilarious, I remember laughing pretty hard at that so that's a plus I guess?
Levi Parker
I'm watching it now and so far Chewiebaka is the high-point.
James Cooper
This is the scene that broke you huh? Not all the stupid shit before this? But this scene?
Kill yourself. You are part of the problem
Bentley Parker
Darth Cootie
Thomas Perez
Leave him alone, you big bully! Pick on someone your own size!
Thomas Bell
kekles
Daniel Price
So what kind of thing is Snoke?
Christian Martin
I mean I think it was a combination of the mom joke, Leia flying, and then this to top it all off. Btw meme speak doesn't make you any cooler lmao
Parker Fisher
He's clearly an angry incel.
Angel Nelson
He was a Plotdevice, from the planet Subversion 1
Andrew Fisher
for me, this is the jarjar of this series. I remember how phony it was when it did the whole force speech in the first movie. really pushed the point that the people making these movies never saw any of the original movies or were ever a part of the fanbase. Literal whos that read the sparknotes for the original trilogy and slapped some disney shit together.
Grayson Peterson
Jose Hall
>This is the technogeek blinded by Ma-Ma in Dredd, and was shot up in the True Grit Remake.
Dude was a late bloomer.
Jeremiah Morgan
kek but a bit cheeky
Josiah Scott
>redlettermedia hack theory
It was a Yea Forums hack theory before that
Parker Foster
*sigh* Tell us how.
Jonathan Long
did they really arrest the black man for a traffic violation? isn't that a little on the nose
Landon Jenkins
>cannon
Lincoln Cox
Sneeder
Hunter Sanchez
Oh you know...
Jeremiah Howard
>The Jedi religion
Justin Ortiz
Lul
Samuel Nguyen
Oh my God the hack fraud was right!
Jordan Fisher
I liked it too.
Ethan Lee
>wait, how does time travel even work in this uni-
>that's a good story, for another time
Levi Foster
The "Rey is Shmi"-theory is from Yea Forums, no?
Easton Ward
Why did Luke close himself off from the force?
Noah Russell
Yea Forums has been talking about Rey being Shmi for a while, so I guess that implies time travel.
Jeremiah Miller
Han Manata
Wyatt Allen
>No, but while I've got you, do you remember how you told me that the story of Luke's lightsaber was a story for another day? Well I figure it's going to be about 2 years before anything happens again, so like...
Austin Phillips
Dave "furfag" Filoni introduced the time-traveling stargates in the shitty Disney animated show.
Ian Murphy
>I bet JJ is shitting his pants right now
yeah man I bet he's so scared with his millions of dollars and endless Jew friends
Easton Nguyen
If this was intentional, Bravo Rian
Joshua Reed
no rlm faggots just spam this board thinking they're good company
Jaxson Clark
Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley
Jonathan Cook
How many new characters can you name from any of the new Star Wars movies? Only 3 come to my mind and that is it.
Jackson Walker
>>This is the technogeek blinded by Ma-Ma in Dredd
no shit
can't believe I didn't see that
Liam Kelly
Mas Que Nada
OOOOOOOOOOOORIIIÁÁÁ RAAAAAAAIIIIÔÔÔ OBÁ OBÁ OBÁ
Hudson Walker
Good question
Rey
Finn
Poe
Kylo Ren
snoke
eh...
fuck i even have trouble remembering the movies themselves
Chase Cook
Rey and Poe, was the purple haired bitch called Landa? Probably not sounds too much like Lando. Genuinely can't remember what the guy is called right now lol.
Nathaniel James
they tazer those poor bisons on the casino planet
Cooper Perez
they would never make yass queen slay a slave woman who's only purpose was to birth Anakin
Xavier Campbell
Yea Forums came up with the time machine theory like 6 fucking months ago
Alexander Edwards
Days of Future Past tried this and it still sucked as did Dark Penix
Ayden King
Oh and Kylo Ren I forgot about him entirely lel
Jose Wright
I agree, but the point is that Yea Forums has had this movie pegged for time travel schlock for a long time.
Jaxson Edwards
The only reason it's being spammed again now is because of rlm though. Nothing we've seen suggests it. It was only theorised as a way to 'fix' tlj. But disney has made it pretty abundant that they don't want to do that (yet)
Daniel Butler
Had Rey, Kylo and Jin from Rogue One. Seriously there hasn't imo been anyone that's stood out like Han or Chewie or even Lando. The movies do not have any character that will not be remembered in 10 years time like the originals have. Maybe that's why they killed so many of them off.
Nolan Kelly
>the purple haired bitch called Landa?
I have no idea, I know she's played by Laura Dern but can't remember her characters name.
Christian Bailey
Deus Machina
Daniel Wilson
Is Jabba in it?
James Young
Her name was admiral bitch.
Isaac Turner
Only hardcore fans will remember anything about this new trilogy in a few years. Like fans of the prequels now.
Brandon Powell
>luke tells rey his story about white male hubris.
how do I change timelines?
Jordan Jenkins
hilda I think
Kayden Collins
Rey
Poe Dameron
Finn
Kylo Ren
Supreme leader Snoke
fuck I can't remember that Weasley guy, I have it on the tip of my tongue. Hux? I think General Hux
purple haired bitch is Holdo I believe
and Rose
and from Rogue One
eeh, Jyn Erso I think?
something Cassian
K2SO was the droid
that's all I got
Isaac Rodriguez
hodor?
Zachary Anderson
holda, that's it
Thomas Hernandez
How many characters from the OT can you name
Joshua Morgan
Luke
Leia
Han
Chewie
C3PO
R2-D2
Obi Wan Kenobi
Darth Vader
Sheev
Jabba
Greedo
Boba Fett
Wedge
Biggs
Uncle Owen
Aunt Beruit
Lando
Admiral Piet
Captain Needa
Bib Fortuna
Yoda
Nien Nunb
Kayden King
Luke Skywalker
Han Solo
Leia Organa
Darth Vader
The Emperor
Chewbacca
Lando Calrissian
Uncle Owen
Aunt Beru
C3PO
R2D2
Jabba the Hutt
Tarkin
Boba Fett
Mon Mothma
Greedo
Biggs
Wedge
Yoda
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Brody Wright
All of them. Even fucking background characters like Max Rebo or Lak Srivak
Christian Howard
I have that same 97 VHS special edition.
Aaron Smith
r2d2, c3po, vader, leia, luke, owen, beru, luke, obi-wan, han, greedo, chewie, jabba, tarkin, mothma, biggs, wedge, yoda, lando, fett, fortuna, the senate
Gavin Kelly
Does it make a fart noise when you open it?
Jeremiah Phillips
The force is female?
Nolan Evans
I'm not even sure they knew about time travel being in Rebels, I'd wager they didn't.
Justin Jackson
Yes.
They also didn't know about spider Maul yet Rich guessed that Palpatine is going to have part of his body made of random scrap metal.
Sebastian Phillips
The Emperor (Sheev)
Luke
Leia
R2
C3p0
Lando
Han
Ackbar
Chewie
Admiral Peit
Biggs/Wedge (Probably cos I played a lot of FF games and their names kept popping up in them)
Boba
Yoda
Jabba
Vader
Obi wan
Wyatt Myers
When were you diagnosed?
William Thomas
RLM explains their reasoning with some evidence. I'm honestly hopeful of it. Endgame proved that Disney could handle time travel in a way that adds to the story, not detracts.
Luis Allen
Endgame proved that disney can release literal garbage and still break box office records as long as it includes enough fan service and is a sequel in a big enough franchise
Oliver Foster
Diagnosed a genius? Very early age
Luis Myers
tfw Mike assumes KOTOR is some stupid piece of shit
Levi Brown
The only part about Endgame that was lacking was was the final battle, everything else was executed exceptionally well.
Anthony Mitchell
I tried to quip with you but was bested. Now, all I have is the shame and hot coco.
Luke Thomas
Dont forget
Lobot
Ig-88
Salacious crumb
General veers
Bossk
Dash Render
Denger
Orn Free Ta
Eli Mitchell
This, the movie was solid but it just HAD to end with giant battle that made no sense and no emotion to it since it wasn't even "our" Thanos.
Either just kill him off at the beginning like they did and don't bring him back, just spend the rest of the movie trying to fix shit, or don't kill him and have him come back one last time when he realizes that they undid his snap.
Levi Hughes
So many soulless characters that no one has a relationship with.
Aiden Ortiz
I know Lobot, Bossk and IG-88, but just couldn't remember them from the top of my head.
The rest I don't know at all.
Carson Price
is he wrong?
KOTOR 1 is a corny retread of the movies, and KOTOR 2 is just some dark edgy story with no real connection to Star Wars
Kevin Flores
Does this mean that Rey gets brutally raped and murdered by Sandpeople?
Elijah Edwards
>Ig-88
>Salacious crumb
>Bossk
>Dash Render
I know for a fact these four were never named on-screen within the OT. Dunno about the rest though.
Chase Myers
Sand people are simple, hard working folks.
Mason Ross
I just realized I know less people from the Solo and Rouge One movies.
Blake Perry
yes, thank god.
Lucas Reed
I hope and pray they do this. can you imagine the butthurt?
Dominic Gomez
Delgaaro
Sentar Meileen
Burr Dragoon
Huxley
Chase Hill
>this is what manchildren actually believe
Ian Rivera
sand people are only poor and have problems with violence in their society because the humans oppress them and steal their land. stop being racist.
Liam Evans
I can only namr Salacious B. Crumb.
Thomas Ortiz
>he thinks he's an adult because he dislikes what a large population of adults like
Jace Robinson
san peepo good
Anthony Rivera
You seem jaded and worldly.
Luke Gutierrez
>thinks he's an adult
>uses the "u mad" comeback
Jaxon Martin
Farmer 1
Farmer 2
Sneed (formerly chuck)
Liam Reed
Sand People comprise 13% of the population of Tatooine but are responsible for over half the crime.
Michael White
>it must be good because it's popular
Jeremiah Williams
Willrow Hood
Isaac Gutierrez
Orange Yoda
Caleb King
Rey
Poe
Finn
Rose
Porgs
Kylo
Hux
Snoke
BORE GULLET
BORE GULLET WILL FIND THE TRUTH
Jaxson Butler
Chewbacca is a high point because it’s literally impossible to fuck him up. He doesn’t have understandable dialogue and his role never puts him right in the spotlight
Bentley Wilson
>Press ▲ to accept the side quest and find the computer hacker on space vegas
Andrew Gray
IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME
Daniel Roberts
>Disney tries to make one last push to have Rey be this super-powerful Star Wars icon by having her go back in time and mother Anakin Skywalker
>also means that canonically she gets Force raped by Palpatine and tortured to death in the desert while the Jedi do nothing
Can you fucking imagine? I want this to happen solely because of the shitstorm it would cause.
Aaron Cox
I remember thinking about how Rey's origin could be explained by a sort of time travel: Young survivors of order 66, are put on an asteroid at near the speed of light, that means that they will experience time slower than the rest of the world. There would have been two adult jedi that would be releasing the kids at random, they don't care about the current politics or if it is safe to come to light, their plan is to send force sensitive individuals that have been trained to an extent (that would explain how brilliant Rey is), in order to seed the galaxy with force users.
It's a bit too Scifish than what is usual for Space Opera, but it's not worse than actual time travel.
Evan Nguyen
Gavin Perez
Fuck Knows
Owen Clark
Luke
Han
Leia
Obi-wan
Darth Vader
Palpatine
Owen
Beru
Lando
Nein-numb
Akbar
Jabba
Salacious b crumb
Dengar
IG-88
Bosk
Biggs
Wedge
Captain antilles
R2-d2
C-3p0
Boba Fett
Yoda
Max Rebo
Needa
Tarkin
Nicholas Price
Jordan Scissorpunch Peterson.
Wyatt Turner
La oscuridad
Nicholas Sullivan
The irony of ep9 trying to repair the damage caused by the previous 2 movies in an effort to wipe the slate clean is that this is exactly what they should’ve done with ep7. It should’ve been a fresh start set generations after the OT. But Disney weren’t willing to take that risk with their $4bn purchase and Abrams is a hack so we ended up with this clusterfuck of old characters and new in a quasi-“soft reboot” of the series. It’s a clusterfuck that lots of people predicted.
Sebastian Green
Sand people believe in the 2nd space amendment.
Christian Rodriguez
Too sci-fi for Star Wars. If there is going to be time travel it's gonna be magic Force time travel like in the Rebels cartoon.
Jacob Thompson
>thing is bad therefore I am an adult because I don't like it
Parker Perez
>The reason Dexter Jettster has a 50's Diner is because he can time travel
>The ghost of Obi Wan tells them to seek him out for information
Adrian Brown
Rian hates Star wars, he was probably anally raped by his dad while the movie was playing.
Michael Gomez
Veers is the most underutilized Imperial in the series and it was a shame he didn't get more appearances
I miss when he had the EU backstory where he crash landed on Yavin IV and had to survive in the jungle like rambo
Brandon Price
Most listed but everyone forgot Admiral Ozzel who was named in ESB.
Jason Rogers
>try to invert my statement
>end up looking like more of an idiot
Congrats?
Chase Bell
whoa, me too!
Adam Flores
Just add a scene about how time travel works under relativistic conditions. Pic related can do it.
Jayden Russell
Buzzinga
Elijah Edwards
>you see rey, it works like this
>*folds paper in half and stabs it with a pencil*
Thomas Diaz
They did this in Happy Death Day 2U. I'm sure it was trying to make fun of the trope but considering the film wasn't funny, it didn't really land and made a bad script worse
Luis Turner
Look t this masonic imagery, the pyramid, the eye and the owl. All execs at Disney are masons that's why they are putting subversive messages and ideology in these movies
Levi Barnes
It contradicts all the leaks that have been confirmed more and more as they release promotional material.
Unless it's getting added in reshoots, which I can't count out in this shitshow
Luke Parker
They are currently shooting material in the woods which is weird since they said principal photography as over
Dominic Moore
>this scene
Isaac Turner
Kylo
Rey
Finn
Poe
Maz
Phasma
Hux
Snoke
Rose
Holdo
Simon Pegg
Traitor Guy
Snap Wexley the fart wedding guy
Luke
Leia
Han
Lando
C-3PO
R2-D2
Chewbacca
Yoda
Obi-Wan
Vader
Palpatine
Tarkin
Motti
Wedge
Porkins
Biggs
Wicket
Veers
Boba Fett
IG-88
Dengar
Jabba
Greedo
Owen Lars
Beru Lars
Admiral Ackbar
Bib Fortuna
Ponda Baba
And you want prequels?
These were ones from the OT:
Anakin
Obi-Wan
Yoda
Palpatine
Boba Fett
C-3PO
R2-D2
Tarkin
Owen
Beru
And then prequel-exclulsive ones:
Padme
Qui-Gon
Mace Windu
Darth Maul
General Grevious
Jango Fett
Watto
Jar Jar Binks
Shmi
Dooku
Bail Organa
Panaka
Boss Nass
Jonathan Robinson
>Traitor Guy
Ah yes, what a memorable character.
Levi Morales
I can't believe people kept talking that one up back when TFA was out, and I still can't remember his fucking name.
Daniel Diaz
I only remember it was benicio del toro but that's it. TFA and TLJ blend together in my head.
Noah Clark
They were named in the script, the novelization, and most importantly it was on the toys. Any fan in the pre-internet 80s could have named them. Are you trying to infer that isn't cannon?
Elijah Price
Why does that orange have buttholes for eyes?
Christopher Morales
Holy shit I want Rey going back in time and becoming Shmi to be an actual thing wtf.
Hunter Moore
>A good question
>for another TIME
it was in front of us all along
Eli Lewis
Now future generations will accept triangles and owls in society.
Those fucking monsters. They can't keep getting away with it........
Carter Green
Original fans: well the new ones are shit but at least Disney cant fuck with the old ones
Disney: hold my beer
Anthony Sanders
How does the lizard shoot his gun?
Ayden Evans
Twi'leks died for this..... uninspired thing
Liam Richardson
Carefully
Benjamin Young
Posting in a /r/saltierthancrait thread
Hudson Gray
They're just signaling that they own this franchise moron, obviously the idiots who can't see won't see
Ryan Reed
Why the fuck does a lightsaber need to be weighty? It's hilt has to weigh 3-4 lbs at most. OT fighting was what they were capable of doing at the time only, especially for ANH. A lightsaber realistically would weight nothing, the beam cuts through flesh about as easily as it cuts through air, and its wielders have the force informing their reflexes so their ability to not have to think in a battle is greater than non force users.
Really the sense of the fights feeling like over-choreographed dances, could have been mitigated by simply choreographing it to have a few messier inelegant bits. That plus there actually being character drama going on that we care about would have fixed TPM final lightsaber fight perfectly.
Don't you know that if you post on Yea Forums at all you're automatically an incel that needs to dilate.
Luke Parker
kek
Zachary Brown
Here's what the unaffected 'fans' (lol) and Disney don't understand about how TLJ ruined Star Wars. It wasn't just that it was a bad film (if all it took to kill Star Wars was a bad film, than Caravan of Courage would have killed it decades ago). It wasn't just that the lore was irrevocably damaged (midichlorians anyone?). It's that this is 'it'.
Any Star Wars fans who grew up with the franchise have been waiting literally decades for the sequel to RotJ. That's what kept it so amazing; this great space saga that was still on-going. So to see it continue by having all of our heroes killed off so pathetically so that a literally-who (purposefully written that way by design) could latch onto the story and be the main character is like a kick in the nuts.
You can ignore the sequel trilogy all you want. But you can't ignore that you will NEVER get the comfy adventures of Luke, Han and Leia after defeating the empire. We will NEVER see Luke's academy, or see him as the wise old Jedi master (Yea Forums can fuck off right now with their early 00s pixelated shit and knock-off voice actors). And with that, it's hard to even have any excitement, pride or joy in the old films anymore.
Colton Bailey
>Kylo and Rey fight on Endoor
>Hole opens up in the ground and swallows both of them
>They end up in a giant cavernous lair with emaciated ewok mutants crawling all over the place
>In the center of the lair, there is Palpatine who looks like a lich like figure who sits on a throne of corpses and scrapped burnt metal
>Both of them fight wraith Palpatine until he possess Kylo
>Kylo gets all creepy and starts talking like the Emporer and fights Rey
>He then turns into a giant Ogre Oni like monster by merging with the mutant Ewoks and Rey delivers the killing blow
>Before passing away, Kylo apologizes to Rey and makes an escape for her
I swear all this shit happens.
Xavier Parker
>"I know these evil people are trying to kill you, the last defence against their tyranny, and i would love to help you. Unfortunately, my workers are trying to unionise, so i have to kill them before i do anything else"
Daniel Robinson
name one movie with time traveling that was actually good
Benjamin Wright
back to the future 2
Anthony Nelson
if would stop going to Yea Forums everyday I probably would have forgotten the names of every nuwars character
Logan Harris
Angry Joe
Cooper Adams
>What if we had a funny little characters flying around with a jetpack while shooting a big lazer gun
That is about the only thing from Last Jedi which comes close to George´s ideas
Lincoln Reed
Darth Scrottum
Christian Peterson
Admiral Hodor
Easton Edwards
that´s cheating. Can you name his or her name in entirety?
Wyatt Turner
don't forget 4-LOM
Xavier Martinez
the time machine (1960)
terminator 1/2
frqunetly asked questions about time travel
timecrimes
bill and ted
primer
12 monkeys
Dominic Gutierrez
The greatest blunder was Disney not getting the old trio together onto the screen anymore. And now with Carrie dead, it will never happen.
Sebastian Garcia
Buzz Katana
Brody Sanchez
>What's your name
>I'm just me
>Shmii it is
Jayden Watson
Star Wars is dead in the hearts and minds of modern men - killed by an indifference that was itself directly related to a pronounced cultural shift towards faith in social causes such as feminism.
Zachary Scott
Ree Ply Too'dispo Stor Yormum Dyzin Herzlipe
Parker Myers
Newt Gingrich
Ant Jemima
Darth Bootybutt
Austin Edwards
>Daisy was that fat
Was she training at taco bell every day?
Noah Jenkins
underrated post
Landon Campbell
based
Jack Lopez
time travel is via the force, not tech.
Oliver King
Kylo Renn
Finn
Mike
Jay
Jonathan Jones
Oola is all that matters.
Mason Ortiz
Gey
Flymo Ron
Captain Phantastic
Snooker
General Fux
The black guy
Easton Baker
>How many characters from the OT can you name
Voort "Piggy" SaBinring
Camden Carter
>Newt Gingrich
fucking based
Jayden Hernandez
Willrow Hood, Ponda Baba, Firmus Piett, Ozzel, Needa, Maximillian Veers, Jerjerrod, Motti.
David Smith
Watched RLM, laughed and lost some more hope I didn´t even know I had.
Read this thread.. I want to lynch someone.. ANYONE!
Luke Torres
Butthole Eyes The Magic & Wise
Parker Ortiz
I just remembered his hilarious scream when he gets his fingers chopped off in True Grit lmao
Carson Richardson
Bah, that piece of shit Ford actually RELISHED getting killed of.
His contempt for Star Wars was almost palpable during the promos, once you take of the rose tinted glasses.
Caleb Reyes
>For another TIME
Oh. No.
Nathan Taylor
I wonder what they had to fucking pay him for TFA? 10mil?
Jace Wright
nope, just a ginger
Cooper Price
Nolan Rodriguez
Luke
Han
Leia
Chewbacca
R2d2
C3PO
Obi Wan
Wedge Antilles
Lando calrissian
Grand Moff Tarkin
Darth Vader
Emperor Palpatine
Admiral Piett
Jabba the Hutt
Boba Fett
Wicket
Bossk
IG-88
Captain Needa
Bib Fortuna
Mon Mothma
Admiral Ackbar
General Madine
David Hall
>punched it
topkek
Mason Wright
Laura Dern played... General.... HOLDO.
That legit took me a minute.
Charles Ward
That would be hilarious and would redeem the series in my eyes.
Gabriel Bell
Hakuna Matata
Luke Cook
Hannah Montana.
Carson Long
Back to the Future
12 Monkeys
Bill & Ted
Endgame
Terminator
Butterfly Effect up until that retarded ending
LOST dealt with time travel in a cool way I thought, as well
Landon Cook
literally the opposite
Grayson Gomez
E.T.
John Gomez
if they loop that shit and set themselves up for some sort of redo of a run though through the prequels and original...I'd say i'd lose all hope for the franchise, but who am i kidding i've already lost hope for the series
Ryan Clark
At least he's the only character with actual motivations
Robert Gomez
What is his motivation? Taking care of that great hair?
Thomas Baker
I really hope they aren't dumb enough to do this. Just admit you've produced a turd and let the trilogy die without doing any more damage.
Angel Richardson
>Yes. And not soon enough it was.
Jaxson Gomez
Hillary Clinton
Nathaniel Myers
>Push progressive left diversity agenda.
>Get raped and murdered by sand people.
Like pottery.
Alexander Sanders
I like it
Juan Ramirez
Sneed
Nathan Robinson
Poe Dameron
Finn FN-2187
Rey
Rose Tico
Paige Tico
Armitage Hux
Kylo Ren
Tallie Lintra
Snoke
Maz Kanata
Vice Admiral Holdo
Captain Phasma
Ello Asty
Juan Wilson
Name three (3) specific scenes you disliked.
Justin Smith
>Rey becomes Shmi
>Rey was lusting after her own great-grandson all along
Disney would be shooting themselves in the foot if the pull this shit.
Elijah Cook
Dark Acolyte. Host body for Palpatine.
Jaxson Taylor
Yertle
Oliver Gutierrez
Plus, Endgame LITERALLY just did a time travel nonsense storyline. Time travel is the most Deus Ex Machina-ist thing you can do to end a story. It's lame, it never makes any fucking sense, and it usually means in other timelines the events that went poorly still happened. Endgame timeline A still had Thanos winning.
Samuel Ross
You all left out Sy Snoodles. Fair weather fans.
Jayden Clark
They ruined her, no point in remembering.
Christian Cooper
How many songs do you remember from the new star wars? The musical score is so much more generic and forgettable. It's as much of a crime as the rest of the bullshit.
Jonathan Wilson
Jedi Steps or something, or was it Rey's theme? It's neat but not really like a movie-defining piece like each prequel got.
Henry Watson
I watched tfa and tlj a few weeks back and I don't remember a single song
Jeremiah Walker
youtube.com
AotC still got a lot right for all it got wrong.
Eli Phillips
WHERE THE FUCK IS MAX REBO?
THERE HE IS
Eli Perez
THIS IS NOW A MAX REBO THREAD
Leo Gray
Goddamn. The music was half the magic. All they had to do with nu-star wars was make a few bangers and people would put up with their bullshit...
Jason Jones
Was it really necessary to give these random background aliens names? Everyone just calls it the blue elephant anyway
Jacob Jackson
Don't insult Jek Tono Porkins.
Kayden Turner
Sneed
Nolan Barnes
>Snap Wexley the fart wedding guy
He died, right? Didn't like fucking everyone die? Holy shit the sequels are so lame, and there's no nice ship designs so I can't even fangasm about that shit. It's literally OT ships with minor tweaks.
Jack Stewart
Jesus Christ calm down you fucking sperg
James Green
JJ could make nothing but bombs for the rest of his career and still get hired constantly. Why would he give a shit?
Josiah Cook
can't sell a toy of "Blue Elephant." instead sell "MAX REBO"
Mason Williams
I love her
David Morales
Christopher Baker
Those fingers freak me out. Every time.
Jordan Ortiz
me too son me too
Nolan Roberts
I can't even remember which movie it was in. And I watched all of them.
Benjamin Kelly
chewbacca r2d2 c3p0 han solo princess leia luke skywalker lando calrisian boba fett ig88 bossk darth vader/anakin skywalker obi wan kenobi jaba the hutt emporer palpatine grand moff tarkin wedge antilles greedo the sarlaac pit the rancor yoda
Christian Bell
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSUCC
Bentley Carter
No
Lincoln Cook
C-3PO
R2-D2
U-3PO
Captain Antilles
Princess Leia
Darth Vader
Het Nkik (a freakin Jawa is named)
R5-D4
Owen Lars
Beru Lars
Luke Skywalker
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Grand Moff Tarkin
Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes
Muftak
Kabe
Myo
Dannik Jerrko
Brea and Senni Tonnika
Lesub Sirln
Labria
Lak Sivrak
Dice Ibegon
Momwa Nadon
Wuher
Ponda Boba
Dr. Evazan
BoShek
Chewbacca
Han Solo
Greedo
Garindan
Admiral Motti
General Tagge
Jan Dodonna
Wedge Antilles
Jek Porkins
Biggs Darklighter
never picked up on Red Leader'ws real name but I remember his performance
General Rieken
Zev Senesca
Hobbie
Dak
Wes Janson
Admiral Ozzel
Admiral Piet
Emperor Palpatine
Boba Fett
Dengar
IG-88
Zuckus
4-LOM
Bossk
Yoda
Lando Calrissian
Lobot
Moff Jejerod
Bib Fortuna
Jubnuk
Gartogg
Jabba the Hutt
Bubo
Ree-Yees
J'Quillle
Yarna d'al Gargan
"Yak Face"
"Amanaman"
Tessek/ "Squid Head"
Sasha Tiel
Beedo
Hermi Odle
Ephant Mon
Oola
Cane Adiss
Max Rebo
Droopy McCool
Sy Snootles
Salacious Crumb
EV-9D9
8D8
Klaatu
Barada
Vizam
Malakili the Rancor Keeper
Mon Mothma
Admiral Ackbar
General Crix Madine
"Prune Face"
Nien Nunb
Wicket
Teebo
Logray
Chief Chirpa
Pablo
Joseph Barnes
Oh boy I can't wait for time travel like what Jew Jew did to the rebooted Star Trek
Joshua Sullivan
Sneed
Joshua Flores
>Dave "furfag" Filoni
how is Filoni a furfag?
Lincoln Garcia
Signalling to whom? Why?
William Wilson
La creatura
Evan Barnes
I literally only remember Kylo Rens leitmotif and Resistance leitmotif from the two new movies. Nothing else, I don't think anything else new is there actually.
John Williams just gave up.
Josiah King
Based
Landon Gray
That was handled well though.
He just went one way to the past with one ship and retconned everything that way to start anew. It wasn't time travel shinenigans.
Angel Torres
WHAT A WONDERFUL PHRASE
Jaxon Cox
idris elba
Hudson Jackson
There was an article last year with quotes from a few of the actors that it felt like the end os school senior year and nobody was taking anything seriously, Oscar Issac was one that was quoted i think.
David Wilson
Rey
Finn
Maz Kanata
Poe
Kylo Ren
Commander Holdo
uhhh....
Phasma
I think that's pretty much it.
snoke