I confidence in /our guy/. Based af Chad LAD.
Will he be a famous Chad movie director 10 years down the line?
Lincoln Lopez
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Leo Smith
Shut the fuck up ralph... Your trump jokes are bad
John Phillips
No but he might work at a local news station or something. Not the worst job to have.
Justin Harris
>hates on based Chad lad
I bet you have a small and very smelly willy. Checkmate, faggot.
Asher Gonzalez
His videos are usually top kino, but his aquaman video felt soulless, like he felt he had to do it.
Michael Gonzalez
The sketch with Macon at the end was weak. I expected more from that, especially if it was the last of a character that's been there for knocking on two years. Plus it had some sound issues
Cameron Edwards
He kinda sucks at film criticism. Always picks a movie that is so obviously terrible and just says "hurr this is bad because its a messy CGI fight scene" and "hurr the acting here is bad", "this was bad, that was bad" etc. without ever actually going into explicit detail about why. He relies on the self-evidence of its poor quality to speak for itself rather than actually pick it apart and explain why things don't work.
Jacob Moore
Shut your mouth manlet
Ryder Cox
I feel like Ralph does have some genuine talent, and he could go somewhere, but of recent, it's been pretty weak. I think that the problem with his film criticism is more of the movies he picks a lot of the time. When he is trying to genuinely talk about a movie, it's pretty decent, but a lot of the time, he just goes for an easy joke. He needs to not go for the low hanging fruit
Jose Nguyen
Stay mad. Based YMS, Ralph and IHE are gonna save cinema from capeshit, normies and the Mouse.
Connor Cox
Dog fucker, the manlet and the one that like the last jedi are terrible. Fuck off. They like shit movies just like you
Logan Gomez
All of them know nothing about cinema, especially YMS with his Citizen Kane and Kurosawa statements.
Jaxon Gonzalez
Movies they don't like:
>Black Panther
>Captain Marvel
>A Quiet Place
Let me guess? You're some butthurt Snyderfag they didn't give Suicide Squad a perfect score?
Hunter Ramirez
If r/movies were a person, it'd be Ralph.
Joseph Sullivan
RalphTheVlogMaker thread?
>my favorite films are Pulp Fiction, Goodfellas, and Shawshank Redemption
Whoa what a cinephile
Blake Adams
Shawshank isn't that high on his list. He rates Under the Skin as his all time favourite if I remember correctly.
Michael Jenkins
No, all capeshit is garbage. Suicide Squad was ass
Alexander Carter
Yeah, Under the skin is one of his top movies
Jason Powell
He does like some pretty good movies, but he also likes normies favorite movie
Joshua Fisher
He's a New York spaghetti nigger too, so I guess he loves stuff like Goodfellas a lot cause he relates to it personally.
Cooper Ward
whats de matta wid ya?
Kevin Mitchell
Yeah because he finally watched a movie that wasn’t IMDB Top 25.
He also (very obviously) wrote his own Wikipedia page and his IMDb bio.
He also bragged about having a great uncle tangentially related to the mafia, which i find to be a hilarious representation of Ralph’s personality.
Owen Adams
>Ralph 'It's a muhstapiece' Moviemaker
Leo Hernandez
Is that supposed to be Pacino in the GF Part 2 poster? Looks nothing like him
Also he has the plebbiest taste in movies
Jeremiah Long
>He also bragged about having a great uncle tangentially related to the mafia, which i find to be a hilarious representation of Ralph’s personality.
It less 'look at how cool I am' and more him sharing some actually interesting family trivia relevant to the film being discussed on a podcast, IIRC. But as I've wrote before, legit critiques of Ralph don't bother me cause I still find him an enjoyable personality to watch. Him knowing shit about cinema doesn't impact my opinion of him at all. He's better than those dry as fuck video essayists that will do sixty MCU analysis videos and provide banal as fuck insights like 'Marvel does better than DC because Marvel understands........ character' as if they're saying profound shit that's a revelation.
Jonathan Hughes
There are so many times you can say "bad movies are bad." I was hoping he wasn't joking when he said he was stopping his reviews and just doing recommendations, even though I knew he was.
Josiah Robinson
I'd love to kick Ralph Sepe Jr. in the testicles. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his groin, send that manlet spaghetti kike faggot staggering backwards through the air.
As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own vomit, his scrotum a mangled mess of blood and pulp barely attached to the rest of his groin, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, squashing his balls like overripe grapes and finally ending his pathetic lineage.
Jose Adams
I find ralph entertaining too... But he is plebgang as fuck, but pretty funny honestly. If he expanded his watchlist he would probably have better taste, but he is a good way for a normie to get out of capeshit taste
Jackson Price
Based copypasta poster
Noah Fisher
What did he mean by this?
Ayden Davis
Someone post it to his twitter. He's unironically oblivious to even more well known Yea Forums stuff that disseminates elsewhere on places like reddit. He had no clue was baneposting was and he took the past about the LA grocery score at face value like a guy was actually trying to make that up to ruin his reputation.
Ayden Brown
He's kinda cringe and blue pilled... Like with his trump jokes and supporting that faggot David Hogg
John Ward
No fucking way... He took the grocery store pasta serious? Also, how do you not know what baneposting is?
Jose Clark
Ralph Sepe Jr. is not a real man! Allow me to explain. 6 years ago I was hired to do some carpentry work on the set of a movie being made in the backwoods of Georgia. My crew and I were tasked with building a house which would be burnt down at the end of the movie. The job seemed to be pretty straightforward until my buddy started pointing out weird things about the floor plans. Secret rooms, a hidden tunnel, peep holes in the walls, just a lot of weird stuff. We figured ok whatever they maybe needed these things for the story or something. So we go about building this house. Halfway through this black limo pulls up to the set and Ralph Sepe Jr. pops out. He runs right up to me and starts screaming. "You idiot! You retard! These nails are iron they should not be iron!" And I remember he touched the nail and it seemed to burn him. Now that was really odd. He went around inspecting all the corners in the house. Specifically the corners. At this point I was legitimately spooked. It just didn't feel right. But the money was so good. My buddy and I stayed late trying to get the job done so we could get away from this place. It was at exactly midnight that we heard a howling sound coming from the woods right by the house.
I grabbed the glock from under my truck seat and when I turned around I saw him. Ralph Sepe Jr. Pail as a ghost with red glowing eyes. He opened his mouth and inhuman sound poured out. I fired off a couple rounds but they seemed to pass right through him. I yelled to my friend but he didn't respond. I had no choice but to leave him. I drove straight home, packed, and moved across country that night. I never heard from my friend again.
Sometimes I look at the news in the areas around that place. A couple small towns. There are always reports of missing children and pets and posters of Tarantino films covered in semen.
Nathaniel Robinson
Okay, found the tweet. Rereading it it is possible he knows it's a joke and he's being sarcastic:
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YMS mentioned baneposting on a podcast and he had to explain what it was cause Ralph was clueless.
Bentley Thomas
That has to be a joke right? How do you go this far with never reading the flying lotus pasta?
Lol, what a dip
Daniel Clark
What did he say about citizane kane and kurosawa?
Luis Campbell
Don't know about the Jap but he said something like Citizen Kane was important cause it was the first real movie with a strong narrative, good acting, etc.
Matthew Cox
I thought he hated those two, because of all the retarded shit he used to say about old movies and how films age and all that.
Adrian Jones
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About Kurosawa he said that people mostly only pretend to like him.
James Scott
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9:43 is when they start talking about older films. It's so fucking embarrassing
Ayden Adams
kek
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