Characters you are slowly becoming

>characters you are slowly becoming

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what's a character that's hopeless with no future prospects?

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bangin' cocktail waitresses two at a time?

Look at his fucking hair! This is me.

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How many years have you been posting this gif?

I love you bro

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mmm refreashing.

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booze and social media is a hell of a drug

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>/Ded/

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based quads.
he's working on his movie, right?

So much this. Die millennial scum.

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>fat and nerd glasses
>hated by everyone
>good at his job but no one cares
>does nothing for most of the series
>doesn't give a shit, not in a badass way, but in a pathetic way

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Some fat bald loser character who should just kill himself already.

i like $5 milkshake

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what is he pointing at?

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Also balding.

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fuck off doug walker

My hair slowly moving to the back of my head

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>unemployed and live with my parents

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Love that scene in Part 2. Really made me hate Michael for killing him in the end

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Obviously those

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based

>Eli... you boy
Name a more iconic line

bullshit, I bet you are the one spamming those Herschlag threads all fucking day

Sauce?

God obviously! He's the third revelation afterall

You have a dead wife that you want to clone and meld into one consciousness with?

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what is a character that people like at first but the longer they know him they start to realize he's an asshole with a bad temper?

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How do alcoholics even get to this point? Why doesn't it burn like fucking crazy?

Fucking dumb ending to a fine duology. Why did coppolla have to spend all of his money on coke to warrant making a cash grab sequel the godfather

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Jesus, Raimi, tone it down.

did he actually put an orange in the scene. Thats pretty cringe

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>You have a dead wife that you want to clone and meld into one consciousness with?
Yeah pretty much

Rock on drunken airlpane man

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man, I'm the same

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Sometimes I think Im really bad alcoholic. Then I remember people like this exist. Not that it excuses my 4 drink minimum on weeknights.

that's a big bottle
seriously, i don't think they sell bigger vodka than that

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DUDE ALCOHOL LMAO

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i was gonna post this you Fuck

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started live streaming screaming about jews and pedos and shit, i got like 20 followers it's pretty comfy desu

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post your channel

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where is this from?

I wish I knew

>becoming
I'm already there brother

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this looks like Roki Vulovic

(You) me Again, and I'll Kill Ya Scene

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literally me. except I dont fuck cocktail waitresses two at a time

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are you extreme masochist?

currently he working on ruining his mental health
I am really aspired by this man

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very much so.

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All his 80s movies failed. He's obsessed with directing his own stories, not adaptations from other writers.

Yes, Michael drops the orange as he dies and falls out of the chair.

are you into penile modification too?

these dubs

You've never seen the bottles they hook up to wall-mounted dispensers?

God that looks good.

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I have 10 barbells going up the shaft.

link?

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I unironically liked Crane and he deserved his happy ending. Fuck Joan and especially fuck Megan.

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>he deserved his happy ending

lol he didn't really have a happy ending. He didn't have a sad ending either. He was going to Pete's farewell party and that was it, right? He hardly got a proper send-off, much like me in the future.

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How attractive are you?

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Based

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>THING I DON'T LIKE = GREY WOJAK MAN
>THING I LIKE = BASED

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That really looks like something I'd want to do. Just drink yourself into a coma.

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i got vertigo from looking up that nostril

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He was puffing on a panatela and wearing a coat with a fur collar. Outside of looking like the world's shittiest pimp I interpreted that as success. He kept his job, television, the thing he makes his bread and butter off of, is going to stay in demand for the rest of his natural born life. He's set. And he'll likely fuck a number of up and comers depending on how far he goes. Sky's the limit for guy's like Crane. He can just play it down and be lowkey.

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Also Dennis from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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Me.

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do you have Chad alter ego?

Impressive

cringe

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7/10

>6.3
>athletic build
>average face

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Based flightposter

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>*breathes loudly and wheezily like an emphysema-ridden chainsmoker*

wha' happen

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R*ddit detected

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I usually have a beer, a double shot of bourbon, and a bottle of wine per night. I also smash 4-5 percs in the evening to smooth me out. Since I've started working from home it's only getting worse.

i only use reddit when i look for something on google.

you making counterfeit money?
Or you a painter living in LA?

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My hairline is also getting there

is seinfield even worth watching in 2019?

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its in spanish im trying to become the mexican owen or alex jones type

I only really started watching through the seasons a few years ago, and I still enjoyed it. The banter/chemistry and the absurd situations are pretty fun.

i speak spanish

LOL I never realized he was wearing a white patent leather dress belt around his robe, that somehow makes the entire outfit 100% funnier.

Didnt they forget all about him when they started the new firm or something? just told him to come along.

Anyone else can related to becoming this?

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But I don't wanna be black

post it guey

im already there.
t. 26

holy shit this is me, ive got to get off my ass. thank you

>Lonestar, Milwaukee's Finest
>Nothing too snooty

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I knew a guy with almost identical habits, except maybe a 12 pack of beers instead of the bottle of wine. He eventually doubled down on his lifestyle and now he's a highly paid corporate consultant working in IT security. JK, he's fucking dead as fried chicken. Get your fucking shit together.

love yourself, user

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If by movie you mean suicide note

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based

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Did weird cultists hurt your family?

Sorry I didn't post Sam Hyde like a retarded faggot.

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Go on

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