Why isn't Keira Knightley my gf

Why isn't Keira Knightley my gf

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Pirate Zoe > Pirate Keira

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Because she's my bf.

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Ugly face, fat, stupid, poor, autistic, unhygenic, degenerate, old but mentally a child, anger issues, no personality... should I go on?

respectable taste, but for me? its elizabeth swann

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>Wtf user don't talk about my BF like that

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so someone told me you can see keira knightley's butthole in King Arthur at some point. I watched that shit like 5 times just to try and see even a point where it could happen and have never found it

thats sad, have a gif of her 17 year old titties

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The hole was filmed July 2nd to November 9th 2000, she’s actually 15 in this

respectable milkers

>see keira knightley's butthole in King Arthur

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ah, European laws are fun

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For me it's Tia Dalma. Get me some of that ancient goddess pussay. Plus her "talk to me like a lover" face is hnnnngh

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>HOIST THE COLOR!
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>see keira knightley's butthole in King Arthur

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Because you have a smelly willy, and its small, and it's a pee pee that gets hard when you poo poo.

Keira Knightley is literally my girlfriend. She is making me dinner as we speak

This thing unironically looks like an ape.

checkmate, OP.

Zoe doesn't have a sunken chest, she can't be a good pirate like Keira.

downloading king arthur now, will report on butthole

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THe movie is artistic,
Shut the fuck up.

godspeed and high d/l rate user

There are two cuts of the film so that might be a factor.

To be my gf, first she requires some... Work, so to say

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Going for Director's Cut, extra length and also the director is black I am confident he would include butthole if any such fottage exists

Based architect poster

Because you didn't lick her tummy

Quick skim of movie at 30 second intervals, negative butthole

HARVESTED

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based and rp