Why the fuck would anyone be into horror movies?

I watch horror movies for comedy enjoyment, a lot are shlock kino

Of course XKCD coul never understand that

thats unironically true though

Because it allows us to experience the thrill of danger without consequences

Neck beard
No
Kid

>you just know the kind of guy the creator is. sad.

Randelle Munroe is to intelligent to talk about petty gossip like the normies do. He's a quirky nernd, and talk about quirky nernd things!

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Sure, if you're a woman

You have to be 18 or older to post here.

how does this asshole always have an utterly condescending take on any hobby he isn't into?

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Hobbies and tastes in general are for stupid people lol

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>if I don't like it nobody does

Sad!

Horror is different according to the category

Monster movies are fun and interesting because you see interesting creatures. It isnt about the people being harmed, but about the creature itself and how it behaves and how it looks.

Serial killer movies are interesting to see how the protagonist gets away or how the victims are caught. In horror movies you are not watching only to see how the people get harmed but you wanna see how the bad guy acts or how he lives. As well as how people are caught and you wonder how you would escape.

Ghost movies are similar, everyone is curious about the supernatural and everyone is curious about ghosts. Peoples curiosity causes you to watch these movies to see what ghosts do and to see how a haunting occurs. As well as to see how people deal with it.

Watching horror is almost never about enjoying watching people die or be tortured. It is more about the audience being curious and about seeing how you would deal with that situation

i dont watch horror movies
life is scary enough...

This is fucking bizarre. What’s he trying to say? That everything is the same and nobody is allowed to prefer anything? Yes, I’m sure that out of 500 images of Joe Biden, some are better photographs with more dynamic framing. You don’t need to lock someone in a box for years, you just need to be into photography.

look at this nigger typing a seriously reply like he thinks everyone in this thread was just waiting with baited breath for him to explain horror movies
thank god someone finally cracked the code

why doesn't he just not drink it though?
I don't like alcohol in general but I'm not a faggot to my friends about it

It's the same reason people drive fast cars or ride roller coasters. It's a fun little thrill.

It's a damning indictment of /vg/'s tendency to turn into circlejerks and drama once all actual game content has been discussed

munroe is obviously criticising the behaviour of people he's known in rael life, were they present when he drew these panels and published them online for all the world to see?
but it's true.. we should all spend more time with wholesome haha giant squid le spork!! "peopel"

Someone post his face already, once you see his face you understand why he's such an aloof snob.

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>normies on Yea Forums
Why are you here? Dont you know this place is full of child trafficking and literal Nazi incel trolls?

Triggered?

what the fuck is the point of that? he's just doubling-down on shitting on stuff other people are into?
>if you like something I don't like it's only because you've deluded yourself into liking it
every vocal "science rules, atheism+!" person seems so cynical, unpleasant, and unhappy in real life

the terrible things happen to terrible people

>if you like the taste of beer your a normalfag
normalfags like the taste of most food and drink so if you eat at all you can get the fuck out normie.

imagine being this much of a pussy

there is no point
he never disproved that wine is not worth getting to know better
I'm willing to believe in this one instance it's just a silly joke instead of pretentiously preaching the readers that they're wrong

Good horror film > every other genre

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a subreddit?

Wow, the guy who draws these comics, what a level-headed, forthright little gentlemen. And funny too! hahaha! Absolute husband material for the woman of today.

Horror is great. Startling is shit.

www.shitsticks.com/smugtrash

Post more comics

Yea Forums used to love XKCD. What happened?

I bet he has a tasteful beard, rolled up sleeves, and a nice smile :) Drives an inoffensive vehicle and listens to Daft Punk and Radiohead. It's raining downstairs, ladies ;^))

you stopped reading bad threads

>Yea Forums used to love XKCD.

Yea Forums used to be filled with fedora lolbertarian atheists, and people who unironically made rageface comics.

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xkcd is terrible why do you read shitty comic with fucking stick people

He looks exactly the way I expected him to look

>XKuckCringe'D

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for entertainment?

is he retarded?

No beard, but very obviously a prime cut for women of today. You can just see him wheeling around three oddly-brown-to-black children while his wife influences from her phone.

All the same people are here. We've all just pretended to grow up. Hating old Yea Forums is just us hating ourselves

>science woman
>fedora man
>kite woman
>fedora man 2
>woman
>woman 2
>man
>granny
>woman 3
>beret man
>man on chair
man, everybody's here!

Its okay if you want to fit in with society because that's what youre supposed to do. Let me ask you something though - do you really want to just be like everyone else? Do you really want to convince yourself that some kind of bitter wood flavored poison water is the best drink mankind ever invented just because everyone on the bottom line says so?

Horror movies are rarely good. They are usually either boring or just flat our idiotic.

I fast forward all sex, gore, kissing, and singing

Hahaha what a fag

>if you're in line, they have to let you vote
>if you're having problems voting
I never understood this shit. What are these referring to? How hard can it be to go to a voting booth?
I'm a dirty foreigner though so I dunno if it's just an American thing

>do you really want to just be like everyone else?
No
>Do you really want to convince yourself that some kind of bitter wood flavored poison water is the best drink mankind ever invented just because everyone on the bottom line says so?
It's not the best drink mankind has ever created, but it does taste good, and I don't need to convince myself because everyone else says so.

Voting is intentionally made a pain in the ass here. They don't actually want you to vote. There's issues with paperwork, machines often don't work or are rigged, polling places are limited and get crowded, some employers illegally don't let people out of work to vote. All sorts of shit

He is literally me.

Beer and alcohol is a good reason many people are here today. Everything loves water, especially bacteria, if it weren't for alcohol there would have been one less major early sterilization factor, Alcohol allowed long term storage of drinking supplies, which allowed long term travel. It's why they were able to spend weeks and months traveling without water growing stagnant. There is a reason all the people in old english stories drank together, and its not because the mead and stuff was manly it's because it was one of the few things they had that wouldn't poison them.

and some people just have different tastes than you, nigga.

This is my least favorite normie opinion, that caring enough about something to invest the time and effort into learning it is somehow a negative quality in a human being. Why do they hate passionate people so much?

it's a myth that people in the middle ages drank alcohol instead of just water

jealousy

People drank mild beer if they didn't have access to a well or river. Storing fresh water in a barrel for even a couple of days makes it horrible.

didn't ask for your fun facts asshole

If beer is you hobby you're a humongous faggot

Name 5 people who didn't have access to a water source

I'm not saying that they never drank water, don't get me wrong. But they also drank a lot, the abv was lower, but they drank it with nearly every meal. And as stated by someone before, its more the long term storage of water that is the issue, especially if you can't find it fresh.

>Want to watch a drama?
>Sure! I love watching terrible things happening to people and feeling sad!
>The how about a romantic comedy?
>Of course! Let's watch a nice couple have problems and be depressed!
>Action flick...?
>I'd love nothing better than watching a bunch of people being gunned down because I'm a sociopath?
>What do you want to watch, then?
>A math lecture. As long as it doesn't involve Felix Hausdorff. Can't deal with that. It's the only thing I can enjoy.

>your hobby
We're only allowed to have one?

I know man, it just baffles me how people could drink bullshit like keystone and Budweiser and unironically call others morons or pussies for not doing the same. You could argue about craft beer and microbrew and etc. but the majority of people drinking beer and shitting on the people who don't are trying to plug dumb shit like pic related as the chosen drink of humanity, and its frankly tiring because there are a lot of drinks that don't need to be top shelf in order to taste good.

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Niggas on boats.

aka, boat niggas

>blaming women for everything
>being a normie

huh?

>romantic comedy instead of just normal comedy
Are you a faggot, a roastie, or just retarded?

Thats a dumb call for information. Your implication is that he doesnt know because he wasnt there, but the same thing applies to you fucknut.

It's not. Europe in the middle ages was basically one giant swamp and everyone was dying of malaria and keeping still water in any form got everyone killed.

I dunno about burger beers but every Mexican beer is perfection.

I- are you autistic? Have you been checked?

shut up retarded bitch the point is everyone had somewhere to draw water from

While its true that you can find depth in anything if you look hard enough, if you go into the comic in the search of an actual meaningful statement (ironically enough) it shows that its a pretty meaningless and hypocrite stand, since the opposite opinion of "nothing has depth" is far more outlandish, as he shows in other comics preferences for drinks or topics.

Basically he is being a dick to the wine guy for no reason.

>the hilldawgs

That's a stretch. How is anything that gives you explosive diarrhea worthy of the word "perfection"?

>ipa

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A retard and a faggot, got it

The few rare times they're done well horror movies tend to be some of the most creative films out there and explore interesting concepts not many other genres attempt.

What a faggot

Is the creator fat?

Yeah but still water fucking sucks, running water is the reason human life span is longer than 45 years now. You telling me all the peasant twats 1000 years ago had faucets and shit? Settle down nigga.

Yeah, my mom and pops are rolling in the tard bux but it's a set up I tell you there was never anything wrong with me it was all inflicted upon me by them despite what the bribed doctor and me after getting the shit kicked out of me got officially reported and permanently scarring my id and record I am not autistic, schizophrenic or paranoid. Of course I could never get these undiagnosed or permanently wiped without a trace in addition to the ten year therapy the zog doesn't want that.

What the fuck are you talking about horror movies for you weirdo? What's your favorite beer?

Silver City Fat Scotch Ale.

A good film is a good film, regardless of genre. You could make a similar case against a heartbreaking drama; “why would I want to watch something that’s going to make me sad?” Because it can be beautiful and compelling and the negative aspects of the human experience are still worth exploring. Horror films range from goofy fun to pure kino (although I do think the ratio of good to bad horror films is worse than with most other genres.
Watching a good horror movie fills me with much the same intrigue as peering into a dark cave or the ocean depths or the sky on a moonless night. What might be lurking beyond our understanding?

I sometimes wonder what xkcd looks like irl

Exactly, I'm in it for sleaze, cheese, shlock, and unintentional comedy.
The guy who wrote this 'comic' can eat a bowl of fuck.

>tfw to stupid to understand this critisizes the spineless peer pressured faggots, not beer drinking

this but for cringe comedy (The Office, Curb, Louie, Eastbound)

I can more wrap my head around cringe comedy because these shows do have some funny lines. Some people must be able to endure the uncomfortable moments better and sift through for those lines.

READ THE FUCKING THREAD YOU NIGGER

Some people are just assholes man. Its not about the beer, its about making themselves feel better for defending things they associate with themselves. Kind of like the xkcd guy.

I hate beer and this still irks me.

I did, his face is not in the thread you retard

Because it distracts you from your real life fears

Being scared of a ghost/monster that can't actually harm you is probably preferable to thinking about your bills, work, or other pressing issues

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Never had problems and I've been voting for years. Every where from large cities to middle of the woods.

You didn't read the thread.

Why are those webcomic authors so NPC?

i love cosmic horror that makes me feel like im nothing
i already feel it but the movies validate my feelings

I don't like beer, so I just don't drink it.

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This, I'm finding my favorite entertainment tends to be where one character btfos all other characters, so cringe comedy by comparison makes my skin crawl. I'm not into self hatred.

no it isn't dumbass, it was weaker though like 2% ABV

zoom zoom

>Everyone's just been pretending to like beer for millennia and only I am brave enough to say it
wew

go catch your water if its running stupid fuck

Not only have you never heard of a river, you also think that Medieval people died at 45? Toppest of lel
The average life expectancy was so low because of child deaths, an adult would easily live into their 60s

He looks like Ben Stiller’s abused nephew. Bet when he hits his late 30’s he’ll look 60.

Damn, here in the Netherlands we don;t have any of those issues. America seems pretty shit the more I learn about it.

Catch your refrigerator first and I'll think about it you turbosperg come at me faggot

Looks like someone never had potato crisps with beer

Meanwhile we are living one every few weeks in the news.
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im cumming you fucking retard

edge

this makes it even worse. It's god's job to ease your fears. you pray to him about everything that is not immediately in your power to solve. god then gives you the strength to focus on what currently faces you. cumulatively, you will solve your problems and be able to enjoy the life He has given you.

>my ethanol drink tastes better than your ethanol drink
alcoholics are delusional

Read the earlier post, that wasnt the point of the argument. Traveling through arid regions may mean you wouldnt find rivers or streams for weeks. Storing still waters in containers meant your water lasted less than a week before it wasnt safe to drink. Hence, alcohol. Faggot.

good, voting is rigged, sortition is the true way out of this false dichotomy

Too bad god isn't real otherwise he might actually do all that crap

>god then gives you the strength to focus on what currently faces you
Wait, which denomination is the one where god directly powers you up like dragonball instead of just expecting you to have strength of character yourself?

That is completely irrelevant since I only made fun of your beleifs that a) Medieval people had no running water b) low life expectancy had anything to do with water

>unironically being an authoritarian religious nigger
wew

I bet you are you fucking tranny doomlord fuckin dilate bitch

He was making fun of XKCD mindset. Cool it.

We don't have those issues. We just have lazy voters.

What the fuck is this picture you people keep posting everywhere?

That's every country though. No one's anywhere close to 100% voter turnout

Because fear is a great aphrodisiac.

No you didn’t.

>in this moment I am euphoric
Yikes cringe cringe, cringe based cringe cringe onions onions onions, zooooomers, zoomers zooming zoomy boomers cringe

They exist to scare women, elevate their heartbeat and activate submissive instincts to cling to male for protection and fool them into believing their feelings are love for the man and not child like fears and emotions women are easily swayed by and prone towards.

Horror films tell stories that explore our primal fears in order to examine and ask questions about the human condition.

People who have not yet realised the horror of this world watch horror films

I just like watching classic horror because I like gore effects and stop motion monsters

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>Too bad god isn't real

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drink real beer, not your american pisswater
some even taste sweet

A dead Yea Forums thot, Bianca Michelle Devins.

ignore the faggot that replied to you user, you're a nice and thoughtful gent

Me too

>someone is already selling this domain
Damn.

roller coasters huh?

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Jesus Christ

90% of beer sucks but not all

Fucking hell, this man is actually a fucking NPC

I can't even imagine what kind of sad life this faggot lives.

>no black stick figures
What did he mean by this?

Kindly reminder that Yea Forums unironically liked XKCD back before the elections.

that bad huh?

He had a few decent comics when he was still just starting up. Once he thought people really cared what his opinion was he went to garbage.

The first beer I ever drank was Sam Adam's Boston Lager. The yeast reminded me of fresh bread, and the mile hoppiness was a nice relief from sugary sodas, which was my only prior experience with carbonated beverages (apart from water).
I felt light headed after half, so I didn't finish, but would have because the taste complimented the bertuccis pizza I was eating really well.

So many words

Beer sucks, just like coffee. Why would you drink something bitter?

Queer.

This, the dude used to have actually entertaining content for a while(such as pic related), but for a long time now he just comes off as condescending and/or preachy in his comics. Dunno where he lost the plot.

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>Wanna go on a roller coaster
>not for me. I love sitting in my happy comfy bubble where nothing exciting happens

>male symbol with two lines in it
what does this mean?

The American left is made up of people who can barely put their own clothes on. In order to win elections, they quite literally need to be bussed to polling locations and given the simplest instructions on what to do.

we evolved to drink alcohol because we ate a lot of rotten fruit, same with some insects so its hardly something to feel proud of, but it genuinely does taste good especially if you drink at all regularly because your brain associates the good feelings of being drunk with the taste

Gore=Kino

this comic would be ok if there was an extra panel where the squidbros told him to fuck off

>Why aren't there guns in Harry Potter?
based and lead pilled

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Or maybe if they started talking about the "normies" at the table there being boring gossipers, causing the "protagonist" to constantly shuffle back and forth.

What happened, car crash or muslims?

Show me your dick

user does not have an amaro shelf

youtu.be/frJq0_qMaj8?t=75

based

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people who claim to like the taste of beer only do it because it's the preface to getting shitfaced
it's got nothing to do with the taste itself, otherwise beer would be one of the most popular flavors

Corona is absolute shit and Tecate is no different from American pisswater.

>what is catharsis

/r9k/ incel, apparently.

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He looks pretty good, doesn't he? There's no way he couldn't get laid during his emo phase, girls used to love that shit

People drink beer with meals with no intention of getting drunk. Beer is also used in cooking. Methinks you just don't like beer or you've never had a good one.

People have this same mentality towards dark jokes and it's fucking dumb.

>It is more about the audience being curious and about seeing how you would deal with that situation
Perfect summary.

Beer as an ingredient or accompaniment is fine though.

According to her sister and irl friends he actually wasn't just an orbiter but a family friend who met her mom before. This is one thing they can't pin solely on inceldom then

I like coronas because they remind me of the beach in florida on spring break
but yeah it's not good

>only women dislike beer
>NOOO!!1!1! YUO CANT SAY THAT STOP BLAMING WOMEN FOR EVERYTHING111!!!!!!!

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If I wanted to be drunk I wouldn't drink beer

I like beef stew too but I wouldn't want beef stew flavored ice cream.

my father-in-law always has really high abv beer
I asked him one time how he chooses his beers, since they're all so dramatically different
>imperial ipa
>imperial stout
>belgian tripel
you know what he told me?
>I buy the highest abv beer I can possibly find regardless of the price. that way [mother-in-law] doesn't yell at me for drinking 3 beers. I can get a strong buzz off one and she's none the wiser.
ever since then I've been doing it, and my wife actually mentioned that she's noticed I'm drinking a lot less, when in reality I'm probably consuming 2x the amount of alcohol
I'm just drinking 2 10% beers instead of 3 5% beers

>I love watching terrible things happen to people and feeling afraid.

Then you love watching the news. Horror movies are something different.

wow i do love watching the news

>xkcd in OP
>thread is about beer
Every single time

Tell him there's a 130 proof beer on the market.

This is the most pretentious man.

just think if only he was bullied more he could have been an active shooter at his school with seven kills

feeling fear is part of what makes us human
we arent afraid for our lives in the wild from wolves and lions anymore so the only way to feel fear is watching some shitty horror movie

>regardless of the price
he basically meant he'll spend $15 on a 6 pack, not $65 on a single beer

youtube.com/watch?v=ZbdMMI6ty0o
This is all you have to watch, I don't understand why so many people responded to you when this has already been answered a billion times.

Edit: Thanks for the gold!

Well the guy could fool his wife in other ways too.

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Imagine having your date be so scared that she hides her face in your shoulder, mashing her titties into you in the process.

Oh, that's right, first you'd have to have sex.

>god save me from your believers

Because the whole “le I’m such a quirky nerd xD” thing went from being counterculture to predominant culture, and Yea Forums has always been more defined by being counterculture than any select group of opinions.

Fucking kek

Hi xkcd

fuckin SAME
horror flicks are for people that haven't experienced true life horrors enough so they need to be fictionally afraid, AKA 1st worlders.

gossiping about co-workers is woman shit and i also hate that crap.

For anybody who doesn't understand why people like horror movies, but would like to, please watch "behind the mask: the rise of leslie vernon"

Regular comedy involves pain unto others.

I like seeing people who are better looking than me die.
and spooky settings are comfy.

Thank you friends

Well done.

I thought this guy was supposed to be smart but this piece of shit along with that comic about no one genuinely liking beer tell me otherwise.

>idiot who has never had American craft beer

Letting christfags think they were in good company has got to be one of the biggest mistakes in the history of Yea Forums.

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Ebin.

this, and it applies every time you faggots complain about any other change in opinions on Yea Forums.

wouldn't the date come before the sex?

wow sure are quiet after getting called out newfag... HUH WHAT'S THAT?! YOU'RE A NEWFAG WHO CAN'T READ?! YEAH YOU SURE ARE! NEEEWFAGGG! NEEEEEEWWWWFAAAAAG! NEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGG!

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You'll get a hair on your balls one day

Nice post.

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Instead of buying the same beer every time I often opt to try new stuff,
>You're a faggot
YOWZA

>implying templarpers aren't cringe
cope

edgy

Best is a popular flavour of drink. One of the most popular flavours of drink throughout history. To imply beer is not popular is retarded.

The entire reason you faggots larp as religious on Yea Forums of all places is because you want to be edgy. It's pure fucking teenage contrarianism, nothing more.

>holding traditional values like family and charity is edgy
don't worry, you'll grow out of this phase in not too long

Why are boomers so fucking stupid?

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what do you do that's charitable?

I can guarantee I'm older than you. I saw the entire transition when people like you started being louder here and it became the new cool and edgy thing to larp as a crusader or an evangelical. I used to be made fun of for being a christfag here and now newfags like you try to do the opposite, because you lack perspective and weren't here back when you would've been made fun of for that shit as well. This whole fucking retardation is pure contrarianism and you will grow out of it. I did as well.

wait, am I a teenage contrarian or am I a boomer?
I donate $500/month to my church, sponsor 3 kids in africa, and volunteer with big brothers big sisters

calm down
I've been here since 2008 and watched the transition too
it's a measurably better place now that most people generally reject SJWism

You can reject SJWism perfectly fine without going full retard in the other direction. How fucking simpleminded do you need to be if you only see those two as your options?

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Also I don't know what you're smoking if you claim people only recently started rejecting SJWs, if anything that's the only thing that's stayed constant here throughout the years.

I live with an intense amount of panic and adrenaline anytime I leave the house. A good horror movie lets me decompress and release that anxiety by simulating a dangerous situation to counter the artificially inflated amount of cortisol I experience in every day non dangerous situations.

tldr autism

It all makes sense now.

>traditionalism is retarded
>tear down the establishment
no you're right, I'm the edgy one
in my memory there was a pretty even split until Obama's Trayvon race baiting
I remember tons of threads where people legitimately supported Obama in 2012 because he was the progressive

Have you considered experimental therapies to block out Substance P, the elevation of which is likely mechanism for cortisol raising the baseline anxiety level?

this but unironically
that's why history youtubers are so popular even if they are just reading wikipedia

I have never heard of such things. Currently I manage my symptoms with long half life benzodiazepines.

just how hard can he pee though?

this is Dobson-tier disconnection

Good post

>traditionalism is retarded
>tear down the establishment
>no you're right, I'm the edgy one
You're not making any sense anymore. What are you even trying to say here?

god damn do I hate XKCD

bait

Like all other movies, horror movies are pretend.

take some time to think about it, then come back and let me know what you think it means

>Never tasted some good Colorado Appia Beber in a hot day
Top Hue

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Most everyone I know who loves horror movies is suicidal, miserable, self harms, and lives in squalor. I don’t know why the two things are connected, they just are.

But the feeling after a rollercoaster ride is a good one. You got to say I did that and not be the person everyone makes fun like "we all went on the loop ride, but user was too pussy" is that a good feeling?

it's a sublime feeling

Actually being scared about horror movies is a childhood thing.

You've never had an IPA? Stout fan? Sour beers?

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/thread
it's the same thrill as roller coasters, often mixed with morbid curiosity

Fucking ouch dude, what did I ever do to you??

Why does this webcomic piss me off so fucking much? Every single one of these makes me want to stomp a little puppy dog to death. I see people posting these sometimes.

Honestly they're a release. Look up how the horror genre was subdued in the lead up to and during WWII. Once the powers that be realized the benificial effects they greenlighted a whole slew, bringing about the golden age of horror. It's a cheap adrenaline rush and when paired with Halloween it's great for the economy.

vodka is great. wine is great. champagne is great etc. beer tastes like shit. period. no, don't hit me back with "have you tried this obscure beer." of course there are beers that are passable. but everybody knows the classic taste of beer. and it sucks ass. you also have to drink so much of it to get a buzz so it's just a complete waste of your body's resources

here's what people who drink beer think they look like

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Such faggotry, hating on something you never have to imbibe yourself and oddly enough those who do couldn't give a bigger shit whether you drink beer or not.

Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! If you love beer so much why don't you marry it!

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>no one has posted his magnum opus

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Look at this kitty. This itty bitty little kitty does NOT like beer! I rest my case.

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i audibly cringed
thanks

>watch horror movie with dad
>we laugh all way through
good times!

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commies btfo

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im that pussy and i wont apologize. after puking twice when i was a bit younger, i just dont ride them anymore. i still love the scrambler and the pirate ship.

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How to tell underage or bland fags
>Cant tell good alcohol from bad

Sorry. Some beer and wines to better with some foods. Some liquors and such go better with things. Some drinks to well with meats. Some are better for cakes and pies.

Yes a good scotch or such will be smoother than a shitty plastic bottle vodka for 15 bucks. Fuck Jack Daniel's is good for shots and mixes but sipping its junk. Yet some scotches can be sipped and enjoyed

>But it still is alcohol it tastes like alc....

Yes. No liquor is going to be fully smooth. You'll know its still alcoholic. Yet if you cant tell the difference from rough bad tasting from smooth and flavorful than you are an idiot

Hell the fact people can mix liquors together to create wild flavors and types of drinks is a testament to how there is differences between liquors alone.

>all beer tastes bad

Again no. Idiots think this who drink budlight all the time and never even try other types. I bet you cartoon snob probably thinks mountain dew is good for you because its sweet

What is wrong with you?

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i agree that
>le loud noise every few seconds
movies are terrible but movies like the blob are fucking fun to watch

I'd mostly agree with you except there are plenty of people that watch them to see people suffer.

>the pirate ship
That's always a viking ship here in Northern Europe.

that's kinda neat how it's regional. unfortunately, pirates>vikings, suck it

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Vikings discovered America before it was cool.

Everyone knows the xkcd guy is a faggot

is that a chris chan original?
how much do you think they'll go for after he joins the 40%?

more like
>[noun] is [adjective]
>only if you're a woman! GOT EM! gamers rise up

>only watches films that are constant sunshine and rainbows
must be a fucking boring movie night desu

that would be pretty cool. damn son you should have a comic strip

Libertarianism is good though

Congrats on the curse of being a supertaster. Beer tastes better to everyone else than it does to you, and there's nothing you can ever do about it.

Yes. It's a drawing commissioned from CWC.
>how much do you think they'll go for after he joins the 40%?
Someone on Yea Forums bought this thing for $1500. Who knows, maybe Chris will posthumously be considered some kind of "overlooked genius" by the art community.

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Liberals like to pretend they are being oppressed at the elections.

>pristinechristine1982
based

I hope the person who drew this gets paralyzed in a traffic accident and molested by orderlies for the rest of his life while the only window he has to the outside world shows everyone below having fun and living it up.

No, your pic is the same sort of garbage that passes for news these days. Make a headline, find four twatter posts about it, call it a day.

he's literally right

>Only normies drink beer

Unironically nothing wrong with that. If commies don't like it they can make their own movies outside the Hollywood system.

gaze upon the filthy loser

I wish I could make bank by drawing basic stick figures and expressing shitty opinions.

I enjoy horror movies because there are way worse fears than ghosts or serial killers

Shit like financial debt, being a failure at life, losing your family, etc.

The main reason he's so detestable is because he thinks intelligence is something that should be used to hold above people, rather than to be valued for its own sake.
The fact he's nowhere near as smart as he thinks he is doesn't help.

try it!

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i actually watch horror and porn for the same reason: to watch pretty young girls lose all hope for their future

THE IMAGE
YOU POSTED IT
WE CAME

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Curiosity, a feeling of thrill or adrenaline, maybe its just a fun experience with friends, to see how they react.

Will I marry Alison?

He insulted Trump

Is he really any different from the miserable contrarians on here?

Yes because he's famous and still a loser.

>you also have to drink so much of it to get a buzz so it's just a complete waste of your body's resources
word, also a waste of time and fuck going to the bathroom more than 3 times a day shit's retarded

>not watching all kinds of movies to have a great time
Yikespilled

>that face
I'm not even surprised

I remember people hating his stuff in 2013. His content simply is worse than it was in the beginning.

>XKCD author is autistic

Surprise!

Maybe I'm weird but I actually like seeing the protagonists tortured and made to be scared

what the fuck does he mean by this?

It’s an edit.
The original is the usual bullshit people spout when they pretend they aren’t trying to shut down the ability of people to disagree with them.

lol nice edit

He's really autistic I'll tell you that

that's an edit. which exposes his hypocritical bs

I can never watch horror movies because no matter how shitty and unscary it is my mind will always expand on the premise and I'll have it bouncing around my head for the next week or so. It's not that bad anymore, but it was fucking horrible when I was a kid and didn't separate reality and fiction as well as I do now. One scene of a woman getting eaten by a monster through the toilet (I have no idea what movie it was from, it probably wasn't even a horror movie) was enough to make me want to finish my shits as quickly as possible for several years.

Absolute destruction