I love CinemaSins

CinemaSins is literally the most annoying channel I can think of and that's including h3.

>scene has nothing to do with race
>”that’s racist”
Jeremy is just fucking lazy

>It's a fucking satire
That's stupid and they have already played the "uhh its just satire xd" card when they get called on their bullshit. It's like the perfect defense.

It's not satire, CinemaSins Jeremy has many of the same criticisms as he puts in the Everything Wrong With videos, he's just a brainlet that claims to be satirical when people point out that he's wrong. You can see why it happens in the 'making of' video too, he writes the criticisms when watching the film for the first time so anything that isn't immediately explained is a sin because he doesn't wait to see if it's explained later.

IHE

Its a satire, just like racism in /pol.

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This guy at least has an actual job editing and realized that his youtube channel was shit and he should instead focus on his actual life.

Where do I start?

YMS
IHE
Ralphthemoviemaker
Schafrillas Productions
Pop Culture Detective
Quinton Reviews
Dunkey
Cosmonaut Variety Hour
Patrick H Willems
Just Write
The Take
Renegade Cut

You forgot Channel Chriswell

I don't like Dunkey but he doesn't really fit that list. He's just a regular dork with opinions rather than a pompous asshat using slick editing to mask fallacies and agenda pushing.

Would've but he has a few good enough videos to leave him out.

NAME THEM!

based

YMS is a pseudo-intellectual?

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he has a blu-ray of Rick and Morty so yes by default

Absolutely based

>He is just pretending to be retarded

this

It was good when it was short. Now it's too long and bloated.

>This scene was problematic and racist.
Tell me does he still use the lap dance gag?

how the FUCK is it satire?
WHAT IS IT SATIRIZING?
IT'S COMPLETELY HONEST AND GENUINE, IT'S JUST MADE BY DUMB SHALLOW BRAINLETS WHO GO TO REDDIT

The problem with CinemaSins is that the videos are fucking boring. Someone with a boring ass voice talking for 20 minutes while a dinger goes off every few seconds.

Pretty good list.

Definitely.

>no Nerdwriter1
>Lessons from the Screenplay
>history buffs (some of it is aight)
Anything to slow talking and lo-fi hiphop I just turn off nowadays.

You have no idea what satire is, shitbiscuit.

How are all reviewers pseudo-intellectual?

LMAO. When Yea Forums has much better tastes and film knowledge than some self-purported "expert."
If he were to spend a day here, he'd get memed to death by cinegrids.

Because they're reviewers. People who only care about surface level bullshit like plot holes, politics and entertainment value.

Actual professional critics get to the core of what a film is and evaluate their merits compared all of film history. Unfortunately 95% of modern """critics""" don't fit that criteria.

Give me some based and redpilled reviewers

Pretty much all of them

E;R and......

I can see this. I actually like Cosmonaut because we both share a hatred of Dutch angles; most reviewers don’t even know that is. At least he cares about stuff like cinematography and sound design.

I hate his smug faggotry arrogant voice.
He sounds like a man who takes it up the ass.
The videos are ok on mute. Hes the most limp wristed arrogant person on youtube.

No. Real film criticism is never watching a film that was made before Star Wars, and then focusing the entire review on how realistic the movie is or isn't

Dutch angles are peak kino. Also his opinions on Raimis spiderman is retarded

YMS cares about cinematography and sound design too. Does that make him good?

t. i never saw a Cosmonaut vid before

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Cinema Wins is better. Fuck off all of you

The first thing I think of when someone mentions Metokur is intellectual

way too small selection desu

Can agree here. He does fall into the pseudo-intellectual trap of everything having to be totally serious or totally goofy.

We can go bigger

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>cinema sins is even trying to be intellectual

James is a beta loser.
Ryan is an entrepreneur and alpha.

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They are good if you want to rewatch a recent movie but don’t want to waste 2 hours

>lindybeige
angry frog detected

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Unless you can see the intellectualism behind grugposting anti intellectualism, you are a pseud.

Pretty good b8 until you put Onision

>gives his opinions on history and why people may have done things the way they did
>this is completely acceptable because he is a human with empathy who can attempt to imagine why people do things
How in any way is he either a pseud or a rhetorician

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Are there any actual good film critics on youtube?

no

Me

I love CinemaWins.

I don't like them, but I also don't get why the backlash against them is so extreme. Who fucking cares if they nitpicked your favorite capeshit?

The fact that Youtube depends on populist faggotry to give creators exposure with an audience primarily consisting of brainless Redditors and Twittertards means there will never be a truly good film Youtuber. None of the current decent ones provide anything you couldn't get by reading professional work by people who don't shove memes into everything they do.

E;R

After discovering TheBirdman I can’t stand CS.

Heterosexual white couples in 2019 are problematic. Ding.

it was okay until he decided he was the end all of social and political commentary instead of just making fun of bewbs in movies

Unironically RLM

I liked his defence of The Dark World, I think me and him are the only people in the world that love that movie.

youtube.com/watch?v=L4Nqsogn0-k

Professor Tosspot

Cinemasins is based as fuck, they continue to BTFO butthurt fanboys like you.
Remember when they made that director sperg out on twitter?
>b-b-ut it's bad reviewing :'(
learn to take a joke buddy

......Rob Ager

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>ecelebs

So what is the joke

Basado y pildorarrojado. The motherfucker got metoo'ed just as he was getting on the feminist wagon in hopes for easy pussy.

It was awesome, a mini-gamergate with a sore, sore loser who got no pussy at all but a lawsuit.

>B-BUT SOME PEOPLE WON'T GET IT!!!!!!!!!! WE NEED TO BAN CARTOONS BECAUSE KIDS WILL TRY TO IMITATE IT AND GET HURT
what's it like swearing up and down you'd never grow up to be as stupid as your parents and then becoming exactly like them

Jeremy has gone on record with his own opinions on a film before he makes the videos, and 99% of the time they match 1 to 1. It's only satire when people call him out on it.

>"Is your refrigerator running?"
>yeah
>"Well you better go catch it!!"
>THAT MAKES NO SENSE; FRIDGES CAN'T RUN
>"it's a joke"
>UMMMMM EXCUSE ME BUT IRONIC SHITPOSTING IS STILL SHITPOSTING
This is you

yeah almost like most comedic personalities are just exaggerations of their own real personalities and views
did you think every single comedian ever was playing a character

>It's just a joke bro.

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correct, it's a comedy channel, nitpicking is the joke because nitpicking is funny

REMINDER THAT THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE StATE OF PEOPLE WHO SHIT ON CINEMASINS:
>A literal tranny
youtube.com/watch?v=yG62i3yv9AE
>A man who wasted ten dollars to post on a tranny-filled internet forum
youtube.com/watch?v=ELEAsGoP-5I

ok retard

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oh yeah i forgot the video from cuckold shaun and his mistress jen
youtube.com/watch?v=_qxgkOIsHUs
imagine constantly missing the point and then seething when you find out you're one of the few people that didn't get the joke

So if they're wrong on purpose and that's supposed to be funny (which it isn't), then are the times they make genuine points due to incompetence, Jeremy?

Deeofocuslens

>So if they're wrong on purpose
that is indeed the point of a joke, jokes are absurd things that do not make sense and that is why they are funny, jokes are not you seething about gavin mcinnes
>JJJJJEREEMYYYYYY
this isn't a scathing burn for anybody who doesn't subscribe to your contrapoints circlejerk
hey isn't it funny how troons seethe at cinemasins while also subscribing to retsupurae

>that's supposed to be funny (which it isn't)
it is funny which is why more people sub to them than retsupurae, contrapoints, hbomberguy, quinton etc combined

I don't know whether it would be more pathetic if you are or are not Jeremy, I just know it annoys you and that you obviously aren't from here because of how badly you fit in.

explain how i don't fit in, because i'm bringing up your seething troon circlejerk that you parrot your anti-cinemasins talk from?

For a start you're advertising and defending Cinemasins, possibly the least funny or clever people on the internet other than you and the rest of their gormless fans.

talk shit about history buffs and ill slap your butt

oh i get it, i should be advertising three arrows and slowbeef's twitch channel instead, i should be advertising "funny" channels like voidburger
remember when bobvids failed to get a job at polygon, then he failed to take down weegeethegod, then he failed to take down cinemasins, i should advertise him because he really needs the help

>It's a fucking satire
Yea, that's what they like to say when people call them on their shit, but the next day they want people to take them seriously.

Hypocrites

You should go back to the YouTube comment section you came from, nobody here cares what you think about any e-celeb drama

he says while posting in an eceleb thread and repeating talking points from the ecelebs that hate the eceleb, you are literally just mad that your tranny shit is getting exposed and refuted, this won't reverse retsupurae's falling subcount

>It's a fucking satire
Wrong, but I'm not surprised someone who sucks their dick is dumb enough to buy that.

>Trump appears
>two billion sins

your tranny circlejerk started taking them seriously in the first place because you think it's "harmful to film criticism", pic related is what trannies unironically believe (this same person said that trump's election was worse than 9/11)

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Neither has CinemaSins.

How does it feel knowing that #RacistPresident is trending right now? Answer honestly.

>Schafrillas Productions
What's wrong with him besides "muh tamatoa"?

damn drumpf will definitely be impeached this time

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OH NO NO NO NO NO

I asked you a question and you aren’t answering me. Is something okay? Are you in a bad mood? Reply again if you need some emotional help, I’ll send a teddy bear for you to hug in your triggered state. It will soothe you.

give me the time and date that he will be impeached

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You realise there literally is no YouTube channel more PC than Cinema Sins, right? And how does hating CS in anyway make us anything like the moron pictured?

I guess college wasn't your thing, huh?

still your president and will still continue destroying everything you stand for, maybe a hbomberguy video will calm you down

Screencapped your post for posterity.
Blue wave.

I dislike the idea that people actually take it as legit criticism, it's a joke channel, a boring and tired one, but it's a joke.

the "blue wave" was nearly a year ago, tranny, why didn't you impeach trump yet and why is he more than halfway into his first term

>thatistheplan will be gone forever
It sucks bros

Is MauLer intellectualcore or still pseudo-intellectual?

Not amazing, but he gets credit for challenging all the cancer on that list.

how pathetic do you have to be to spend hours criticizing someone else's work just to run behind the 'it's a satirical comedy channel' shield every time you get criticism yourself?

this coffee cup was just by his right hand, but now in this shot, the coffee cup has moved 0.3 metric picometres to the left
DING

Doesn't he hang out with literal gay furries? It's kind of hard to be intellectual when you have those freaks backing you up.

*ding*

I never said anything like that but alright mate

I freaking love CinemaSins, although I can see what people dislike about them. There's authenticity in their critique as well as blatant fuckery, and most people can't deal with that contrasting blend of commentary for a variety of reasons.

no that's exactly what you said when you said that cinemasins is "dangerous" because children won't get the joke

I agree apart from
>IHE
Not a pseud, just someone extremely retarded acting like he's not retarded.
>Dunkey
I used to watch him, it's just your typical old YT kind of channel where it's opinionated to a degree but it isn't preachy or pseudo-intellectual.
>Schafrillas
Probably autustic and a shill but not pseudo intellectual.

for some reason, you're not allowed to be satirical and serious at the same time according to """critics"""

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>galaxy's sun

formerly my wife's

Mauler is the most pseudointellectual and narcissistic critic of note and thats saying something.

>t. Quinton Reviews

'Sup, shill?

Yeah, me too, they come up with some jokes that are actually funny, but of course, they are not film criticism, it's just nitpicking with a bit of humor to spice things up.

That’s the most basic motherfucking pathetic thing I’ve ever read.

Its useful when I don't really want to watch a movie but would like to see a bunch of clips from it.

Absolute kek, sauce of the lawsuit?

Georg Rockall-Schmidt

Lmao fucking Socrates, based

you know, I never thought about this shot
clearly it's the destroyer coming into view, not its shadow
but shouldn't its side be brightly light up by the sun just like the planet?

Screen Rant's Pitch Meeting series is superior.

>Varoufakis
lmao what?

Likes Marvel movies so pseud

Liking some shitty stuff doesn't make you pseud, tard.

You are retarded if you think /pol/ is trolling

this
he understands film a lot more even if he's too nice sometimes

no, the star destroyer's (our) left side would be lit up, not the underbelly

This.

This fucking retard.

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For being a mentally ill tranny Contrapoints is pretty on the mark with lots of stuff. Dude was getting a masters in philosophy