BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
*reaches for the alarm at 6a.m.*
wagie wagie you better wakie
wagie wagie make it quickie
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Tyler Watson
Joshua Brown
STOP FUCKING MOCKING ME
William Powell
It’s supposed to rhyme dipshit. You had all night to come up with this and you couldn’t even do it right.
Kevin Ross
>no job
>still had to wake up early for a dentist appointment
IT'S NOT FAIR BROS
Isaac Nelson
>wagie is this triggered by the insults thrown at him not following the right structure
now THAT'S the mindset Mr. Goldberg likes to see! better clock in soon, you're supposed put in a couple extra hours this week
Jeremiah Robinson
>tfw WFH
>tfw just spend my whole time on Yea Forums and playing vidya and checking my emails every 2 hours or so
Liam Rogers
>wage thinks all poetry has to rhyme because he doesn't have time to read poetry
POTTERY
Adam Thompson
Where do neets get money?
Josiah Wright
Rich family.
Christian Howard
>implying I didnt wake up at 5 to lift.
Adam Wright
Had to do this as well today.
>mfw he wanted to know why I was tired
>mfw I avoided the question
Nathan Morris
Time to get dressed and drive to work. Don’t wanna be late or Mr. Noseberg will put it in your file.
Don’t worry, you’ll have a few hours to recover and sleep after the next 10 then back to the grind! Have a nice week!
Jeremiah Nelson
Just go back to bed when you're done. If you're not going to sleep at like 2:30, getting up at 6:30, and then napping for a few hours at 11 or 12 or so you're not NEETing correctly. Humans (and all other mammals) didn't evolve to sleep for like 8 hours straight anyway.
Jason Price
Cope
Matthew Bell
I work from home and can shitpost whilst doing so
Grayson Fisher
I don’t work from home and can shitpost whilst doing nothing.
Carson Barnes
>i sleep 10 hours a day
>get high and shitpost 2 hrs a day
>play os runescape 10 hrs a day
Imagine not doing what you in life.
Jeremiah Young
>he does it for free
Zachary Adams
Just dropping a quick
FUCK JANNY
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK CHINKS
FUCK SPICS
before the thread 404’s
Isaac Brooks
>miss having a job as a NEET
>miss being a NEET when have a job
Why can’t I just be happy. Oh well at least I’m done with school, fuck that shit.
Sebastian Howard
>6:20 AM
>promised myself I'd go to bed earlier today (yesterday)
can user please read me bedtime a story
the sun is up and there are birds singing
Joseph King
Sponge off wealth generated by the hard work of their parents at their wagecuck jobs for 30 years.
Yet another reason for you to be NEET.
Anthony King
>mfw I did no work today and still got paid
Charles Gomez
>Gf just nagged at me to "Get off the RedLetterMedia shit and go apply for jobs today"
>Just waved my hand at her and kept on shitposting and watching Star Wars prediction vids
Just date an older woman with a career and get on food stamps you wagie incels
Jason Russell
>FUCK JANNY
>FUCK NIGGERS
>FUCK CHINKS
>FUCK SPICS
Kayden Gray
There once was a toad who hopped for dollars all day long. He worked all day and slept all night. He mocked the frogs on their little website. But when it came near to the end of his life. He realized the frogs had had it all right.
Lincoln Reyes
I go in at 3 , 2nd shift. Im comfy just like you buddy.
Gavin Kelly
I called in gay earlier, no work for me today.
Xavier Brown
>be law student
>no job
>get free money from the govt
>can sleep in everyday
Feels good to be unemployed and STILL more prominent than the average mouthbreeder wageslave