Gets crowned

>gets crowned
>immediately starts singing like an autist
aragorn..

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OH NO NO NO NO
>elfs start laughing at us
ARAGORN YOU FUCKING RETARD

The world was created with singing.

what was aragorn creating?

cool

they have song tax

World full of WHITE MEN without BLACKS and desert people.

*sings about how taxation is theft*

what was he thinking

Where did he learn this song?

stop him! STOP HIM

from the IRS

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HE'S GONNA SING IT!

DON'T LAUGH AT ME
DON'T LET THEM LAUGH AT ME
KILL THEM ALL
KILL THEM

>World full of WHITE MEN
Yet he was raised by elv*s, fucked one of those pointy eared faggots (it could be a guy or a girl I'm not sure since they all look the same) and he bows to manlets.

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Elves are whiter than men.
There I said it.

NEVER TRUST AN ELF

ET ERELLO

>aye, its why i always ride behind pointy ears

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>I'll take 'shit autists say' for a 1000

>country roads
>take me home

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>SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT

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He was happy

*hits pipe*

>he actually started singing

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a new tax policy

Why is Glorfindel so smug?

>foreign culture has different traditions
Wow I'm shocked

>sweet home alabama

Dud3 have u read the book (s)

Its like 600 pages of faggory singing

Elves are for breeding tho

all elves are smug

He's as high as his hairline.

>Swolebro baggins! Do not take me for some conjurer of weak lifts!
>I am not trying to mog you...I am trying to spot you.

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>tfw attending serious ceremony but your bro whispers a funny into your ear

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>NO ARAGORN THINK OF THE MERCHANTS GUILD!

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>....

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is this nigga cryin? lmao

His daughter threw away her immortality for man dick

that song made him cri every time

he's tearing up holding in his laughter since aragorn was butchering the lyrics/pronunciation

He realized he raised a daughter for 3000 years just so she can get ravaged by a man

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Absolutely based and daughterpilled

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>finally get our king
>he sings in a foreign language and marries a non human

He exterminated all niggers. We can forgive him a couple of things

>immediately bends the knee to four manlets

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How can one halfling be so logical?

All (((elves))) are smug.

Is the shire the israel of middle earth?

you tell me

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Aren't the dwarves supposed to be the jews in LotR?

dwarves work so i doubt it

>Invade a mountain
>They delved too deep and too greedily
>Got thrown out by the host
Hm

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>foreign language
It's literally the language of his people, who came to Middle Earth and colonized it and turned it into what it became. That's like saying English is a foreign language in America. Technically sort of correct, but I doubt you'd want Trump to deliver his inaugural speech in some hooting clicking Indian nigger "native" language.

>>immediately starts singing like an autist
Autists sing?

i thought the dwarves were the jews: gold, big noses, braided hair et cetera et cetera

Men = Americans
Hobbits = Mexicans
Dwarves = Kikes
Elves = Japs
Orcs = Niggers
Haradrim = Bongs

Are men the niggers of the elf world?

>mfw

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What actually was Middle-Earth's policy on orcs after Sauron fell? Did they send out death squads to clear up the rest of them?

Yes

Go ffinish writing winds of winter you fat fuck

concentration camps

yes they actually had hunting parties

>gets crowned
>goes on an hour long rant about the necessity of Keynesianism and the failure of (((Austrian economics)))

Really, Hackson?

It's a good thing to be an elven supremacist.

>ywn sign up to join an orc hunting party and engage in jolly genocide

IVE SEEN THIS JOKE FOR THE 120439471093 TIME THIS MONTH SGHUT THE FUCK HUP

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why did somebody nail a bunch of metal to this guys forehead

It's called a gem you uncultured barbarian swine

>t. fashionlet

I can't think of anything more Chadlike you absolute pleb

Elves are EVEN MORE white

>Starts singing

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YOU MADE KNIFE BOY?

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Why didn't he just use his ghost army to take over Mordor?

Hey Bran, why dont you stand up so everyone can hear you?

Why didn't the eagles sing with him?

would you really want such a blatant cameo?

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im laughing like a retard at work rn and everybody is staring
fuck you Yea Forums

Hobbits are more like the amish id say then mexicans

Welcome to the Hotel Minesofmoria

says the fucking (((dwarf))) a literal metaphor for (((them)))

how can you be so wrong?

Where my isengard bros at. I always play isengard in the mods.

Seething olyphaunt-riding bongistani detected, insallah

I understand bowing to Sam and Frodo but why the other manlets? What did they do that was so great that a king would bow to them?

elfs are analogs to asians

They were directly responsible for the fall of Isengard, which was a pretty big deal. Though they didn't do it for the glory, they did it all for the pipe weed and salted pork.

>t. Finarfin Gondolin
Yeah, right.

>Hobbits = Mexicans
mfw Hobbits are güeros de rancho

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Elfs are analogs to albinos.

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NOLDOR

t. Teleporno

Brainlet

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Why is it that female albinos are always so qt, but males look like monsters?

>You pay tax to no one.

kek

I w-want to help her put on her sunscreen and also spend time with her so she doesn't get bored while avoiding the harmful ultraviolet rays that occur from 10 am to 2 pm w-wouldn't it be weird? ha ha

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>Sauron's helper
>Sauronman
bravo Tolkien

This happened.

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Orcs are an actual military threat

>t. never been to war before
veterans had to be wheeled out during this scene in theaters because of how realistic it was fag

I hate the fact that LOTR is foverer smeared by the Hobbit trilogy. It disgusts me.

>Elves = Japs
brah you got it all wrong

Around elves, watch yourselves.

kino

very onions opinion of you my friend

>orcs just push the elves into the wall of spears

mirkwood elves are actual retards

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Considering the base material we're lucky there wasn't anymore than the 3-4 songs there are in the movies. Everyone LOVES singing about everything in the books.

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Lorelet

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"Donald, where's yer troozers?"

Looked like he was getting a bj

I fucking love this board

how many times do you think gimli topped legolas? if he came but didn't go soft and then came again would that only count as one?

are you dumb? think about how competitive gimli was when they were counting orcs slayed. he would DEFINITELY count it as multiple rounds

They canonically are though, all the middle earth elves except Galadriel are brainlets who refused to go to Valinor.

Dunno whats equivalent to a jew, but you're that.

Orc suturing. If you look closely the metal runs over what looks like deep scarring