I will never have a gf

Dubs but I am manlet

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at least you have alcohol

what in my post says I expect anything?

At least you aren’t a wage-slave or a European

wouldn't touch you with a pole

get

girls always used to be interested in me but I was too nervous to do anything about it even if it was a set deal

now life is trail of regrets

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Yes we get it
You're white.
You're male.
You're a virgin
You're "depressed" and think all the media sucks now and can't consume it anymore

We get it? Okay? Now kill yourself.

Dude, shut the fuck up. You’re not trolling you’re not funny. You’re just cringe.

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What happens is they kill you and your family. Have fun with that.

fun fact. polls in incel forums consistently show that whites are underrepresented in their community.

Same. But hey, if girls were interested in us, but we were just too cowardly to do anything, then it kinda, sorta means we had a 99% chance to score, which technically means we can suppose that we, in a way, /had/ gfs, so we didn't /really/ miss out on it. Savvy?

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I am 25 years old and I never even kissed a girl.

C'mon pity fuck

I unironically think like this to cope

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I wasted the experience on anime dvds

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maybe misogyny and racism will help you feel better about yourself?
I myself feel much better now that I hate blacks and latinos while blaming women for my disgusting personality.
Also jews.

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I want a black gf

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based

Damn so white incels are the niggers of white people? This brings things to a whole new level.

YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS
Based Roastie

frens please, how do i get in a social circle?

You guys ever feel like your body and brain have just given up at a certain age of tfwnogf knowing that it hasn't fulfilled the reason it was created (to pass genes) and now they're just puttering around wondering why it's all still going?

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Based. Me too. Think positive user!
I wasted it on comic books, WH40K, vidya and tv shows.
>girl comes and sits on my desk (sitting alone)
>tries to make small talk
>ignore her so that I can draw Iron Men
>2 periods later she leaves
>whisper "finally, peace and quiet"
>mfw I felt like a champ
It's happened more times than I want to admit...

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hobbys basically

go horse riding its social

doesnt hurt to give it a try

Are you at least a little funny? Being funny is 60-70% of the work required to get into any social circle.

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Who's the rest? Pajeets?

Maybe stop taking a generic aphorism as a personal attack?
You're weaving your own shroud with that attitude. Stop looking for happiness outside of your own corpuscles and find it in your own thoughts and actions and goals; those are what you can change and temper, if you are not finding satisfaction within. Get on it.

Actually it does hurt to give it a try because I already was the “next person to get dubs” here and I don’t wanna meet some ugly Yea Forums roastie even if that was real.

I have the same storys
one like yours

>move to new area
>last few months of school
>girl sits next to me
>I'm drawing
>she starts getting annoyed
>"you would be attractive if you weren't such a freak"
>storms off

she lived across the road from me, that one actually ruined any social circle in that area

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especially Pajeets, Asians, even blacks are often slightly over-represented

That guy's already left the thread, bro. Sorry.

nah

I did the same shit but I was reading Kitchen Confidential but somehow she put up with my autism ass because I still look good and we had sex a couple times.

Neither will I, but don't really give a fuck, I guess that makes me a piece of shit

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>tfw no BF
Would you date me Yea Forums?

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>talking to some girl
>she is dating some guy (whom she lives with as they hsd been together for 3 or 4 years)
>still wants to hang out
>we go to the park and walk around for a bit
>go back to my place to watch kikeflix
>for some reason she starts sitting on my lap
>get hard
>she mentions she can feel it
>kind of laugh it off but she starts grinding on me
>fuck it flip her over get between her legs start making out and dry humping
>pull her shirt up and start sucking on her nips
>she says we cant do anymore cause she has a bf
>later that night texts me that she broke up with him and wants to hang out
>once i pick her up she basically immediatly starts giving me head and i finger her
>asks if i want to fuck
>starts trying to do it in my car
>fuck this lets go back to my place
>fuck
>afterwards she hangs out for a bit before going back to her place because she didnt want him to wake up and her not be there
>spend that whole week fucking
>come monday she gets back with her bf
Ill let you anons decide if you think having a gf is worth it or not.

so what must i do with this virginity in late 20

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I got a social circle by being funny, but it's uncanny how differently men and women regard me. Women regard me as boring and meek, while many men have told me I'm one of the most interesting people they've met.

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Instantly

Of course, silly goose.

octopus hook :D
yeah I guess not like I'm anything special

do you do anal?

Depends how does pusy look?

Not really true. Most people arent really friends with the same people they were friends with in HS.

In my case, they kept coming, much as I was rude to them. Well, I wasn't trying to be rude, I'm the guy who says "good morning/evening" instead of "hi/hello". But for various reasons, I took this "apathetic" stance towards most people.
>a guy and his sister come to school
>guy tries to be friendly, I shoot him down
>ends up hanging out with the Chads in less than a week
>a year or so passes
>his sister is in another class
>reached a point where I scored 2/20 instead of my usual 19-20/20
>started scribling some stuff I found on a physics textbook
>somehow the Physics teacher and most of the kids are convinced I'm some kind of aloof genius
>said sister starts coming by to talk to me
>starts rubbing my thigh and giggling
>never pay much attention to her
>eventually she stops coming over
>think "whew, dodged that bullet"
Worst thing is, there was a nerd in class who was the absolute epitome of the know-it-all asshole. He'd go around helping everyone with homework, trying to score, and he was hanging out with a couple of girls, but was constantly in the friendzone. But still, when there was no other option, even at the point where I was scoring 2/20 in Physics, the CLass Stacies would come, ask for my help, and I'd just grab the notebook, scribble the answer, then toss it back to them; not a word uttered. If I were them, I'd have stomped my face in, not kept being polite and warm. Same goes for the guys and even Chads. I treated them more or less the same way and they were still welcoming towards me.

I really was a stupid fuck and I think all the shit I'm going through now is punishment for that. I had to lose it all to realize the gravity of how badly I've been fucking up my entire life, and how much of an egotistical cunt I am. Hell, my own mother calls me a greedy, egotistical cunt, so, y'know, maybe I really am the villain...

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>anons women will never understand
No but seriously, it's not easy. At least you have some semblance of a social circle. Most of these anons are fucked.

Delete this before you get too many replies.

You act like being a virgin at 20 is the end of the world, and that sex is some unbreachable barrier.

If you are spooked about trying to fuck a girl who HAS experience, and whom may judge you on your performance, just get a hooker that is cool with breaking you in. Some of them really take it as an honor to take your v-card. Or, don't tell them at all, and at the very worst, she gets her money and you earn your first time inside a woman.

You will argue that you want your first time to be with someone special, but your first time will become a dim, nebulous vapor of a thought, replaced with more, better sexual experiences once you find your confidence. You just need to get out of this omg-I'll-never-git-pusy feedback loop and get into some. Get some xp and be done with the whole woe-is-virgin thing.

Fucking pedo

you sound like my clone, Its creepy

Nigga, that bitch is at least 19.

Unironically, I hope you find redemption soon, man. Intelligence is a particularly cruel curse to have as a child and it almost fucked me too but I course corrected in college.

>You will argue that you want your first time to be with someone special, but your first time will become a dim, nebulous vapor of a thought, replaced with more, better sexual experiences once you find your confidence. You just need to get out of this omg-I'll-never-git-pusy feedback loop and get into some. Get some xp and be done with the whole woe-is-virgin thing.
Not how it works, my friend. I've had a woman's hand on my dick and had a panic attack and asked her to leave because I didn't feel a connection to her.

Lmao pathetic. Maybe you are a closeted fag

I think I want what I imagine a gf is, not what an actual gf is.

I know as soon as she smells out i've basically lived my entire life alone and can't use me as ammunition in the "my bf is better than your bf" debate with her buddies she's going to bail.

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what about your mom?

Ahhhhhhh ok gotcha. Sorry for not considering that possible aspect.

>starts rubbing my thigh and giggling
lol larp

She would cuck you first desu

I've got more.
>summer holidays
>always meet up with a few friends for the whole summer
>one of them has a sister, one year younger
>constantly avoid her because "girls are icky, ugh"
>on the beach one day
>nobody else has showed up
>"wanna join me for a swim,user"
>"nah, I'll wait for X to show up"
>he never did
>she took a bath, then left back home
>never even realized what I did was rude
Funny thing is, my oldest friend was a girl, but she was a tomboy. Her parents were crazy surgeons. One was from a family of Commies exiled in Russia and was a New Age Shaman. She had a giant Boas snake we'd play with. I haven't seen her in... about a decade, or so.
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Another time, I was coming back home from buying some WH40K models, with some friends. Suddenly I hear "HI user", turn around and see Chad and his posse of about 10 girls, from 300 meters away, on the other side of the road, waving and smiling. I blurt out "G-Good Morning", turn my head down and sprint. It was 20:00... And I've got even more...

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>pic
I AM LOCKED IN HERE WITH YOU
BUT WISH THAT WERE ME!

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this is correct. the only way to redeem yourself is to but on muscles, so you can film yourself in the mirror how your iron hard sixpack and cock goes in n out of that 11 years old girls pussy you just bought for 50 bucks off of her third world shithole mom

I had a girl rubbing my cock through my pants in math class and I rubbed her pussy back.

your shower has mould get one of your orbiters to clean it

With this attitude, this is a self-fulfilling prophecy. You will feed her cues that you are inadequate, and will drive her away.

Work on yourself. Work on improving your life in subtle steps that become monumental shifts in lifestyle in the big picture. If you genuinely work on that, and not just LARP it—because it is the confidence we find in our own thoughts and behavior that can build our foundation to better things above, and not the pretending to be confident—the pussy will come to you in time.

I fucked up Uni. 3rd Year, Physics, haven't passed around half of my classes. My mother fucked me over, when she made me lose one year, drop the prestigious school I got in, retake the exams, and end up in some shittier Uni. I'm just now starting to put things back together.
Nope. Wish it was. She'd play with her hair too. At the time I didn't think anything of it. At best I thought she was trying to make fun of me. But other girls used to do that too. Not to that extent, but y'know. Like, they ask me for the time and smile,even though about 5 other guy had a watch, and there was one on the wall. They'd come and ask me where I got this "magnificent shirt/vest/whatever". Stuff like that. But autism coupled with cowardice never allowed me to do anything about it. Not everyone here is ugly, user. Some of us are failed normalfags.

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Good God.

You dont have to be some fucking machine with multiple gf to be successful in a relationship. You need to work on yourself, your own outlook. Start going to the gym, finding a better job, maybe move cities. Work on small goals that push towards larger goals. It takes time but you can pull yourself out of a slump and become what you want to be. It just takes time, focus, and will

>4 yrs
Jesus christ. This is my biggest fear. I feel like there is no way a long term gf doesnt eventually cuck you.

seconded

The lack of meaningful relationships hits me harder than the lack of gf, to be honest. I'm attractive enough to the point where casual sex isn't THAt hard to get (and my sex drive is already waning anyway), but not having friends to share stuff with wrecks me. Me being an introvert and having weird taste for things like music and films doesn't help.

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This is cringe kino I’ve heard so much about.

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>introvert
>not having friends to share stuff with wrecks me
Helloooo retard!

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>try and be social
>meet new people
>suggest we all go see a movie or something
>girls in the group are excited
>the out number the guys by 2
>everyone else hooks up
>the 2 remaining girls are talking to me
>hanging on every word
>think I am just making friends and this is great
>guys in the group start probing later saying they were into me
>get nervous and stop hanging out with them all

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Wont be a pity fuck but I m only happy for a few second after getting laid so every bit count

Retard

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Being an introvert doesn't mean being a recluse weirdo in a dark room, you idiot. Everyone needs socal interaction, in one way or another.

Be real with me anons if black pills are true than what happens to all the women when they get too old? Do they just stay alone? Only seems logical that there would be as many men as women who can't find a partner.

>Being an introvert doesn't mean being a recluse weirdo in a dark room, you idiot. Everyone needs socal interaction, in one way or another.

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Yeah, I know...
>be in charge of putting on a movie
>bunch of shit in my HD
>random Hunger Games leftover
>teacher asks if everyone's seen it already or not
>instics make me shout "yes"
>Stacy giggles "well not you, silly goose" as she touches my shoulder
>turn around, look at her
>"it was a general question, directed at the entire class body, and thus required an answer frome very individual; learn the meaning of words"
>class goes silent as she puts her head down
>"alright, you'll watch [whatever movie I put on]"
>sit down and scribble MODOKs as the movie plays
I've got a lot of these. I was a rude person, much as I tried to keep up my "gentlemany" persona. Rude and stupid... Worst thing is, I'd go back home and wank it to the girls I was rude to. Autism really is afucked up disease...

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I would and I m not an incel

>what happens to all the women when they get too old?
The smart ones settle for a beta cuck. The dumb ones kill themselves or become pet moms.

>Only seems logical that there would be as many men as women who can't find a partner.
The ratio for lonely men and lonely women is incomparable regardless of the age range. There are more single old women than young ones, true, but there are even more single old men than old women.

I hope you told everything to the guy

I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.

>mfw thinking about you hurting

I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London.

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No. Being an introvert means finding satisfaction in your own thoughts without craving to share with and seek attention from others. You are an extrovert and a loser who is coping.

What's your definition of introversion?

stop whining you dorks

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Reality can be cringe.
Well user, that's even worse than my screwups. You were actually social and got them talking to you. I was an autistic and rude,but somehow polite and timid, weirdo that people, for some reason, still talked to.
>that time in 11th Grade I brought my Batman and Green Lantern comics to show everyone the "high quality" of them due to some bullshit chapter in some class
I still don't know why I was never ridiculed for that. Well, the MILF teacher was happy I volunteered, at least...

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Take the mocking like a man and shut the fuck up. It’s not reddit you don’t have to keep defending your retarded posts.

And where did I say I don't like doing things by myself? Like I said, that doesn't mean I don't crave social interaction occasionally.

Based serial killer poster

Jesus Christ who fucking cares?

Sorry if I don't stoop to your level of retardation.

Are you ok, user?

What are you even on about.

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kek, now try man's hand on your dick, i think you will get some pleasure with it and it makes you comfy

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a gf won't fix my problems
itll just make them worse
i want someone who i can trust won't backstab me
i think i just need off the internet for a good 5 years so i can reset my brain

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plz

Seriously, are you ok? Are you having a stroke or something?

who /never looks another person in the eyes while talking/ here?
what do you feel when you look into the eyes of the person you talk to?
it feels like i am touching something that burns my skin and have to get away from it. it's the same urge that i get when i look into the eyes of the person i talk to.

you probably have (real) autism or aspergers

You know the rules bitch. I want to see some ass, some tits, some pusy, and some armpit first

Oh no, you said something retarded and now you’re being passive aggressive to try saving face. Oops.

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I want a weirdo gf.

based CHAD.

>tfw gf

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Accepting this is kinda like having a family member die, it really sucks, will always hurt, and time will only help you to accept your fate and will not erase your pain.

But, look at the bright side, you will have more money, more time, you have a smaller chance of being falsely accused of rape, she can't cheat on you and she can't divorce you, getting alimony, child support, the kids and half your shit.

If you want sex, get a sex toy or get a prostitute, if you want companionship get a pet of hang out with friends, and if you want someone to cuddle with at night get a pet or a prostitute ( just make sure to check your wallet before you leave).

test

holy reddit

Kek'd and saved. OP should still kill himself tho.

>says the guy that, for lack of a proper argument, started posting basedjaks

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that's some serious cope my dude

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>he can’t stop replying
Bro you’re anonymous. You’re not gonna lose karma here. Just cut your losses.

holy shit cringe
and you reply with pictures of Don Draper, that's hilarious

So does that mean if you had $200 and a woman would sleep with you in exchange for that $200, she is your gf?

If you havent seen this pasta at least 13 times by now, you are too new

You're the one that started with the projection, buddy. I don't have anything better to do so I'm not bothered by this situation at all.

Its not really that i feel dissatisfied with myself, i work toward my goals. But I know I am different from everyone because i lived most of my life alone.

I don't have facebook - and don't want it
I literally can't process alcohol (rare genes)
I have never gone to a bar or club

How the hell do i explain this shit to a girl and to top it off my interests are mostly cars and history. I don't know if women have the time for hobbies or interests (it seems like they mostly just work/study and go out) but something tells me that if they have hobbies it won't be cars/history.

I got asked out by a girl once, took her to dinner. She was really pretty so I practically forced myself to do it even though I thought there was not alot of chemistry. Unexpectedly i actually kind of enjoyed being around her. She dumped me a week later by text. Still that week felt pretty good - no amount of video games, shitposting will ever match up to it. I guess i felt normal for a minute.

Now its like I opened pandoras box, I always thought I could go it alone but now i don't know anymore.

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Niggers tongue my anus.

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Absolute cope.

Good God man, who pays that much? Get an Asian rub and tug for 60 and maybe tip another 20-40 for full insertion if you’re fat/ugly.

some people never get girlfriends just life a man can live without

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Very based.

Roll

See

Cringe

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>He still hasn't transcended beyond the need of women

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I want 9gag to leave forever and die.

>—the pussy will come to you in time.
Unless you are actively seeking a woman, you won't get shit, unless you are a chad

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Absolutely Pathetic

>le 9gag ruins muh secret club!

How could I forget it’s still summer.

No why would I? I dont know the guy.
>muh bro code
Yeah that shit doesnt exist in real life.