Wagie wagie

yikes

Neetbux

I don't understand this NEET meme. You can only be on welfare in the US for 5 years at most during your entire life. Even on welfare, you get a few hundred dollars so you'll be barely able to survive. Even if you get on disability, it's a pittance. Thus you need some other form of income

Already used, game over

They live on that pittance by leeching off their parents

you can get government checks for your life by getting some quack doctor to give you a fake diagnosis for a disorder that prevents you from working.

PUT THE WAGIE IN THE CAGE
WHAT CAGE?
THE CAGE WHERE HE COWERS
AND GLOWERS!
AND WORKS ALL DAY
FOR
MINIMUM PAY
PUT THE WAGIE
THE WAGIE IN THE CAGE

AND GOLDSTEIN SAID
DANCE WAGIE DANCE
DANCE WAGIE DANCE
PUT MY JEWISH SPELL ON YOU
WORK WAGIE WORK
WORK WAGIE WORK
THINK OF ALL THE PROFIT MADE
REMEMBER THERE'S NO BREAK TODAY

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It's mostly baiting or people that are being supported by the bank of mom

cringe

NEET here, the gubmimt pays my rent plus gives me £320 to live on each month. I have to prove that I'm actively looking for work though and if they suspect I'm not doing enough they'll stop the moneys

Cringe dude. You are irrelevant, fuck what your kids think.

>spent half the night awake because neighbors were blasting rap music at 3am
>Have to get to the office at 6am anyway

You should probably go to bed wagie... you need to wake up early tomorrow so you can start slaving away for Mr. Goldstein again. After your commute, of course.

Don't worry, we'll stay here and enjoy the thread for you. Now, run along little waggie. You don't want to be groggy tomorrow in your cages!

Based and blackpilled

How does it feel living off Universal Credit? Don't you feel like shit every day?

Based af

my 5 week holiday to europe in a week will soften the blow if working

Invest in sound proofing. Usually you just need to soundproof foam to put over the windows and maybe some earplugs and you'll be good

How do you survive off £320?

>£320 to live on
and you have to pay for absolutely everything that isn't rent on that? how do you survive? how do you afford vacations to other countries? what happens if whatever device you are posting with right now breaks?

>don’t you feel like shit
Oh, quite the opposite. This world dealt us a bad hand so we pulled a card out of our sleeve. Or, more like a check.

This is the most normie low IQ thing I've read in a long time

sorry but my job is comfy af :^)
stay mad neet.
let's see how good you have it when your parents die

How can I get free money in the USA if I haven't worked in years and I'm not mentally or physically retarded?

>o.118074348
>You should probably go to bed wagie... you need to wake up early tomorrow so you can start slaving away for Mr. Goldstein again. After your commute, of course.
>Don't worry, we'll stay here and enjoy the thread for you. Now, run along little waggie. You don't want to be groggy tomorrow in your cages
I mean it works out as over £10 a day, my bills are paid quarterly so I'm poor for one month, but then the other 3 I'm fine. I can afford to buy actual nice food and enough alcohol to get drunk every weekend. The shit part is the boredom and sleep patterns

I wouldn't mind doing that for a few months. Do I need a tan or can I just show up and ask for money?

>job
>comfy
Cope. Driving a 2002 Corolla.

>what about vacations to other countries
Wasting thousands of dollars to stay in hotels and get diarrhea hardly sounds wise to me. Even most wage slaves like yourselves recognize that.
Besides, I already live in a world class resort town on your dime. That’ll do for a few years at least.

>rent free
you will never be a real person, neet :^)

oof

After parents die you either hang yourself or blow your brains out. Simple math.

Don't act like you're some Mastermind, you live off of fucking 300-400 dollars max a month and are forced into some box of an apartment. Neet life is cripplingly depressing and we all know it. I was a beer for 6 years and it's a horribly lonely and unfulfilling life and the fear of the neet bucks being cut off is always looming because you have no skills whatsoever and a massive gap in work and life experience

I mean it's £10+ a day, that's plenty enough for a basic living expense, all it pays for is my water, electricity, Internet and food and that's all I need. It isn't meant as a permanent solution so things like holidays and new phones can wait.

>real person
Holy shit, why are you on Yea Forums. Go to bed so you can wake up to Folgers in your cup.

>tfw teacher on summer holiday

Best of both worlds desu

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>Even most wage slaves like yourselves recognize that
Maybe in the UK but in the rest of Western Europe, a yearly vacation is the norm

enormous cope

>I was a beer for 6 years
Must have been tough.

I really need to set some standards for myself instead of just taking every shitty warehouse and retail just that I stumble into ass backwards. I take these jobs and then I wonder why I'm miserable and want to quit a week later. I don't even mind working, I just hate working bad jobs and it seems like 99% of the jobs out there are inherently shit

Why are female teachers so hot.

>inb4 "you go to school during your hormonal years"

>spends all day working hard to make lots of money for rich fucks that do basically nothing
>thinks it's shameful to make money doing nothing (as a neet)
This is brain washing at work.

Bet the same fag that makes these threads also posts every day on r9k crying about no gf kek, absolutely pathetic

help guys I make more money than I can spend
I save up about 1000€ a month and it's just rotting away in my bank account

>living in Europe
I’d rather die than live in that shithole.
>cope
Seething wagie.

You can't get it if you voluntarily left work or got sacked for gross misconduct. If you've never worked or got made redundant or got let go for some other reason then go ahead and claim, like I said they expect you to make a reasonable effort to look for work, it depends on the specific job centre as to how strict they are.

Cringe and wagepilled