OUT, AM I?!

whos battlebot would win in a war

>those little robots everywhere on the ground
wtf is going on? i'm scared guys

>"Look at all the rapes I can see from up here!"

its fuel powered, nice digits brainlet

>no clip

You have zero cover and the fall would probably hurt

It's fuel.
20 to 40min before needing to refuel is what I've read.

Might be useful in certain terrain situations but idk

Maybe when it's more efficient and it doesn't "wobble" so much it might become useful

it's not meant for that. it's for controlling and attacking the civilian populace if they get uppity

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chose your death:
>dysfunction of the controller
>a gust of wind
>attacked by a bird
>out of fuel
>collision with whatever

I thought they were importing Muslims for that.

The day and age we live in really is a crazy roller coaster

Yeah it's a bit of an "old woman who swallowed a fly" scenario

yeah, but this is for if whites get angry and try to stop it

Why are those soldier men playing with remote control cars?

Can't wait until mass shooters get their hands on these. It's gonna be sick.

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that's what militaries are now. retards playing with expensive toys that you pay for

>Frankie
A woman is piloting this.
Think about that next time you wanna hate on best gender.

Based French man!

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It's probably just for stealth insertion and escape of special forces, my guys

>SHEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

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A whopping 4 to 6mins of fuel. Can travel 8 km total.

>Black man of steal

if that mini jeep turned into a transformer that would have been cool

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>poor training and you face dive straight into the ground.

It's all fun and games until he drops from there and break his neck

>tfw I read it as return to formula as I skimmed the page and I don't speak French

English really is just a mish mash of European languages.

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Does Marcon really want to be the next Napoleon or what the fuck?

>*bumps into you and causes you to plummet to your death*

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>hmmmmph.... stand back, President Macron

>Leave the refugees to me!

>... NOW I'LL SHOW YOU THE TRUE POWER OF FRANCE

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The english always were the first mutts.

>*pays no taxes while being richest person on earth*
Pshh nutting personell

>Ahead of this weekend’s Bastille Day celebration on Sunday, French President Emmanuel Macron announced the creation of a space command that would be part of the country’s Air Force, according to Reuters.

>President Macron made the remarks to military personnel, saying that the space command would be responsible for defending the country’s satellites, and that it would officially be created in September. The Air Force, he says, will eventually be renamed as Space and Air Force. It appears as though this new command will replace France’s existing Joint Space Command, which is already responsible for France’s existing space assets

S-should we be worried?

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THERE'S ONLY ONE TRUE GOBLIN

THE.

GREEN.

GOBLIN.

They'll surrender to the first aliens they meet and let them probe their women.

Nah. Macron's new space command will basically be used for money laundering purposes.

You wouldn't use it in combat, you'd use it to move around to get to the combat zone. Think of it as a truck carrying a squad of troops. They don't fight from the truck because it's a big target with no armor or weapons. They ride on the truck to the front lines then dismount.

>we live in an age where the Power Rangers tier Goblin looks less retarded than real life

About France?
no

they shouldve used yellow agent instead of gas

>I will make it... legal

frim fram on the frim fram

We'll be ready, you French fucks

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>send the drones to locate the incel base and destroy their sexbots

SLEEEEEEEEP

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You know, we really need to get on this power armor thing. Being a walking tank would be radical. Imagine this but in real life.

youtube.com/watch?v=_DZpLUDgIAc

it likely has very little flight time, maybe a couple of minutes

but it might be pretty useful for quick infiltration of specialized units crossing natural barriers like rivers and shit, then they'd just be left behind to recover later

Wait, is this real? What the fuck?

What's the French equivalent of Rule, Britannia?
Now that the French (government) is strong again I'm gonna larp as frog.
Oh wait it's Viva La France right.
Also I feel bad for the rioters, this tech is going to do amazing against them.

>make yourself a target for everyone in 1km radius

people cannot shoot you if you stand still with no cover

>tfw france could be such a kino nation to lead europe into a bright new age but it's ruled by women and weak men, sapped by socialism and invaded by arabs

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>I feel bad for rioters

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rioting is based you estrogenated faggot. the founding fathers rioted. the french revolutionaries rioted. they did a whole lot more too. you're a fucking neoliberal pussy and you should kill yourself

youtube.com/watch?v=lK0skfJSpaw

What happens if I whang him with a drone

Maybe i'm just wore out on Antifa faggots.

You get a bunch of skeletonizing gabbo bombs thrown at you.

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France always talks a big game, and then completely fucks up. Couple of decades of self loathing later, they'll repeat the process.

Why are the French always so fucking useless in war scenarios?

About as usefull as a pocket turtle.

France is a meme.

The most efficient way to use it would be reach the top of a rock or mountain to gain high ground and then disembark and take cover

>always
That's just a recent development

They can't stop dropping their pants and sticking their asses up to Muslims.

Vive, with an e. Viva is like Portuguese or something.

>I know nothing about french military history.

NIGGER

French is the most marketable of the current world superpowers imo, as in they have the potential to be the coolest.
Hell I'd serve in the French Space Force that sounds fucking cool.

It's almost like a couple of boneheaded decisions have scarred them in the eyes of the public for nearly the past century.

All recruits are required by law to give their mothers, daughters, sisters, wives etc to Muslim refugees to be use as comfort women.

Where are you from?

WHO raped WHO ?

The magino line was a really dumb decision. French military command were old morons in full denial.

Why? So you can throw acid in my face or put a bomb in my car?

>magino line

>oui?

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There's something really cool about France's emotional romanticism. But europe has always been a little bit socialist. We're based on old pagan tribes. They were all about ensuring that everyone makes it in the tribe and sharing the bounties of the earth with the whole village.

>"Did you receive my present?"

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reminder the french could have pretty much single-handedly killed hitler's germany if they had gone in a full offensive at the start of the polish invasion

very useful for getting the high ground

>the american posts

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Just to see which country has such a cuck fetish they can't stop talking about it for even a second

>pump eet

>that tiny humvee
what does it do? It looks like a toy

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>carrier has arrived

It’s for tiny soldiers

>New technology revealed with exciting potential
>"THIS IS USELESS IN WAR"

What the fuck is wrong with Americans jesus.

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They already let aliens impregnate women in to their country. Why would you doubt space aliens would be treated different?

This. fucking violent niggers/mutts only think about war

>It's 2am.
>Warwick pulls up in front of your house with his squadron in a mini humvee
>What do?

i agree but there is a difference between pure socialistic thought and national charity/co-operation

>Dissolve ze Sénat and ze Assemblée. We are assuming direct control. Résistance wheel be crushed by ze bouffon vert.

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Romanticism is a German notion.

Maybe something like mine removal?

Sweden.

I’d have a great big laugh and go back to bed.

does it have to look like a tiny version of a real car? war is serious business

Barricade the cat-flap.

>Barbarians pillaging Rome, colorized, etc.

>germans
>putting emotion over science

Yeah right bro.

Cause the French have always been cowardly pussies who need their asses bailed out of every war.

herro?

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Name 5

I thought having a military parade in a democratic nation is racist? How come no one complained on MSM?

>what is sturm und drang
>what is german idealism
Your ignorance on European history is so astounding that you leave me no choice but to assume you're an American.

It would be impressive

He can't even fire the gun that he's holding because he's operating controls with his dominant hand. It's completely useless and a ridiculous thing to have in a military parade.

It's funny because Hitler wrote in Mein Kampf that German people were too disposed to flowery emotional ideals.

The German autism meme is more like an 80s/90s meme I think.

>in certain terrain situations
Yeah, when you're fighting on a lava planet those are really useful.

HOW DEEP DOES IT GO??

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nice distraction, like naked women but more expensive

Deeper than you know. The Bogdanoff are already worshipped and paraded around in celebration all through France.

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Bomboklaaaaaa

>Arsenal Bird inbound

underrated post

Escorts Major Chipp Hazard to the frontline

The enemy might think it's a clown car here to entertain the children, and no monster would ever open fire on an innocent clown car.

What is going on here?

HAHAHAHAHA
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

*flight of the valkyries plays loudly*

They failed to enforce and defend their borders on the fucking ground, what kind of difference do you actually think space frenchies will make?
>in space nobody can tell you stink

This is fucking horrifying.

"That's it! The Rebels are there!"

They deserve this desu. I just hope someone saves the great works from ancient times in their museum when they get sacked.

They're parading state-of-the-art miltech. Did you not see the fucking gauss rifle one soldier was carrying?

Depends if you have granades that turn people into skeletons

>power lines

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JUPITERIAN REIGN

It would probably just function in a similar manner to a dragoon as a quick infantry transport to circle around an enemy. You wouldn’t get into direct combat with it

>inventing military technology when it invaders can just come by and claim citizenship

Why does Europe do this

Goddam right, soldier.

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Flying suicide bombers

porTSUUUgal did it better

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They still having the yellow vest riots in france? Guy can tear gas a whole load of them with that thing.

>skywalker is there
>how can you be sure?
>I... sense his amazon prime account

If you haven’t yet, you should read “Starship Troopers.” “Cap Troopers” are walking tanks, and each and every fucking one of them projects power out to their horizon in every direction. Shoulder-mounted tac-nukes And zero fucks to give.

>parade showing your military pride

wew how barbaric

it's nerf or nothin

looks rad as hell

i'm something of a scientist myself

god i wish. sending muslims to california? say goodbye to lthe gbtq, muslims gets killed in the crossfire. it's a win-win.

yes, imagine one fuckup by one of the multiple space forces and we got fucking keplar's syndrome for centuries

Great, we can live in the BTAS with blimps everywhere after all.

>President Snyder approves.

>Buzzdroids? ANAKIN THEYRE ALL OVER ME

i could see some use in a city or something but mostly its really stupid

On the one hand:

Pros:
>speed and maneuvering are their own form of cover
>makes it quick and easy in dense urban environments to get above and around targets
>element of surprise

Cons:
>dead if a single bullet hits that thing
>wide open
>once people start expecting those things, you'll get shot down in and instant even on a fast hit and run strafing run

I don't remember that scence in the last spoderman movie.

this is infuriating, race war now

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Kek'd at imagining hundreds of them flying to a mountain side

What the fuck are those guys holding in their hands. Those can't be actual firearms

My flightplan only lists me, my men...

We're getting there

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>be green goblin
>everyone can see you for miles
>bad guy takes a few shots
>dismount
>fall to death

Finally.

Reminds me of those youtube videos about flying humanoids.

>President Macrón I’m DGSE.

Time to build an anti-aircraft gun and take down Bezos and his shit.

Where's spiderman?

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S OUT, GOBBY. OUT OF YOUR MIND.

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>those little robots on paris streets
we deus ex now

It's more about mobility for evacuation, resupply, reinforcement, etc. It's still a prototype and they're working towards making it more silent and stable for spec ops infiltration.
Crowd control does seem like the most effective use of this device in its current form.

HAHAHA

what the fuck kind of timeline is this

don't let paul latza and spoony get this technology

gave me a jolly chuckle

Wow, that makes me slightly upset. I hope the perpetrators are gelded

>yes, this is it, a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

End of Information Era and the Early Space age?

Literally a million times less useful than a simple armed drone.
Honestly, I see future in this thing as a fun pastime for rich people who can afford to put enough training hours not to kill themselves. Hell, maybe it will improve enough evenually to be used by regular people in the future to go to work.
In the army? Just a novelty.

you posted this exact thread last night

arent they super loud too?