Who would win a death battle™?

Who would win a death battle™?

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dexter > tony > walter > FU

Gandolfini is probably the only non manlet on there.

Tony has enough strength to take care of all three

Tony and Dexter could easily defeat the two desk job middle aged men. Dexter could defeat Tony, but I'd bet on Tony's size to defeat him

>Tony has the pizzaria poison Walter
>Tony tricks Dexter into openly commiting a crime, sends him to prison, where he will be killed by inside men
>Kevin Spacey is stabbed repeatedly until he falls, kicked in the ribs and shot while trying to give a monologue to the camera

Dexter is the only one who ever killed anyone.

Period.

>implying prez spacey wouldn't just black-ops the other guys
The only one I really give a chance against spacey is Dexter due to his cosmic-level plot armor

>cosmic-level plot armor
It's called his dark passenger, stupid

are you retarded?

heisenberg has already devised a plan to take out the other three by poisoning their loved ones and then planting bombs in their vehicles

based retard user

sincerely asking, what plot armor?

I'd like to say Tony, but Dexter man, they didn't show it much, but the fucking dude knew martial arts. Wasn't enough he was a serial killer genius, he had to know judo, pressure points, etc.

Yeah, Dexter fucks Tony up.

Tony

dexter is the only character of the 4 to not canonically die

Walter White. At some point Jessie points out that Mr. White is smarter, and luckier than any adversary that he could face.

The only issue with him is that Dexter can't help but desperately want for someone to truly know him and he constantly gets too close to dangerous people/situations. His shit was squared away and had been for years prior to season 1. When the ITK shows up it really did a number on him. In season 2 and 3 he's drawn to showing himself wholly to someone else but it still seems that he possesses plenty of common sense when it comes to his safety and livelihood. In season 4 he just loses it and ends up paying the price at the expense of others.

Despite what others say, season 5 was good and everything after that is so bad it's hard to believe it exists at all.

Bottom left looks a lot like Hitler until you zoom in.

I gave up after 3 season I think of HOC, Frank dies?

he was #metoo'd for being a gay rapist

yes I know, but did the character Frank Underwood die in House of Cards?

Yes, offscreen

Much like South Park's president, Spacey's Underwood Fucks Them All To Death...

how? assassination?

doug poisoned him
don't question it, the final season went full retard

WTF?? OK, I hated the 3rd season. Kevin Spacey is apparently a rapey homo.

BUT

This pisses me off, it's so stupid. DOUG LOVED FRANK!! He clung to him like Frank was his life ring in an ocean.

THIS MAKES NO SENSE!!!!!

Left to Right, Top to Bottom
>Hang
>Kill
>Fuck
>Marry

Hang Walter
Kill Tony
Fuck Frank
Marry Dexter

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Dexter, duh. Tony's just fat, and the other two are weak old men.

>tfw cannot stand Will Graham
>tfw favorite character in the entire franchise got completely shafted
RIP Red Dragon

btw Hannibal would be able to stomp all four in the OP and I don't even like Hannibal that much