Do you jerk off?

Do you jerk off?

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About 4 times a day now

finally managed to cut it down to only once a day

Who else will touch my dick?

sometimes i pull on it so hard i rip the skin!

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On nofap now, day 4.

i've never touched my dick thats gay

Those are rookie numbers in this racket.

Not anymore. I lost interest in sex when I hit forty.

What the fuck are you doing here gramps?

Four times today. Will probably go one more before bed. I've become a binge fapper. I only ever seemingly fap on one or two days of the week but I go all out when I do.

Same thing you are: Freedom of speech

>tried doing nofap
>"this time I'm serious"
>lost after 2 days
Fuck me, lads.

My grandkids introduced me to the site.

>It's all fake Jewish money

Wtf Marty

just don't do it, it's nothing but broscience
the real thing you need to cut out is porn, fapping once every few days is completely fine

What if I do it 3-4 times a day?

How is it still pleasurable? I'm sore when I do it once per day. I have to wait 3-4 days to feel something.

sepends. is it obsessive? does it tire you out or hurt? does it distract you from everyday life?

I recognize this behavior

How did he get away with it?

how the fuck do you jack off with no porn

imagination
or just use some nude stuff, just avoid looking at hardcore porn

post old man hand

You’ve never wanked it in the shower?

yeah but like haven't been able to get off to my imagination since i was teen

I jack off to screenshots from Mars Needs Moms, better than porn imo

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I'm doing it with increasing frequency to gayer stuff by the day.

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I like jerking off to the idea of fucking my classmates, cousin, my aunt etc.My cousins and aunt are always there but when I'm feeling ugly like I get a new haircut I don't like, I can't get off to the pretty classmates because the scenario seems impossible.So I think of fucking the uglier ones.I love imagining the attitude of these whores.

That's because porn has fried your brain.

Does anyone else spend the rest of the day in a bad mood if you jerk off in the morning?

I started to notice that any time I did, and it wasn't that frequently, I'd usually just have no patience for anything and get pissed off real quick.

I wonder what that's all about.

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Someone post the Yea Forums edit of this scene

do you know who lives there?

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Lmao

Sure. The photographs will be developed and ready by Wednesday.

this can't be happening!

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apparently this scene wasn't in the script, Scorcese just began this rant about his personal life to a bewildered De Niro, not knowing the cameras were still rolling, and the editor opted to leave the interromptu footage in the film

I really need to cut down and let my foreskin heal

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i heard there's a much longer cut where he talks about jews and the gold standard but i haven't seen it
reminds me of the cut scene from Goodfellas showing the neighborhood kids carrying groceries for Henry's mom out of respect

It's called a spank bank, incel

>American problems

What the fuck dude, I jerk it every day, usually three times on weekends and mine looks fine. Are you using a cheese grater as a fleshlight or something?

Maybe you were already in a bad mood that morning which led you to jerk off?

I can still jack off to just an actress giving an interview even though I watch really extreme porn sometimes

I think having a foreskin helps

No fap has done this to me. I'd struggle to go 2 or so weeks off, and then make up for lost time by blasting 15 times in 3 days until my loads are nothing but a cloud of dust and that little cartoony "PHUH" sound effect.

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>Why yes I only jerk off to QT camgirls. How could you tell?

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Jesus stop torturing yourself like that. Also your penis is tiny.

it's just a routine i try to be done with as quickly as possible

What are you doing? Are you fapping with plies or something?

If you can't nut without watching porn it's a red flag already. Stop watching it and rewire your brain into normality

I can only do no porn when I have morning wood

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Thoughts?

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>below average size
>skinny shaft
>big blocky dickhead
Litreally mushroom dick, the most pathetic of wieners

>mutilated
it's shit

>cutfag
I'm so sorry user.

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>tfw i prefer scenes with uncut guys
>tfw cut

fuck

Why did your parents let some jew doc mutilate your genitals? The fuck is wrong with Americans? Is every single one of you absolutely retarded?

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>The fuck is wrong with Americans?

I'm South African. Dad made me get it when i was 16

i still have an undissolved stitch where they cut off the skin

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That sounds like something you should get looked at user

Its been 12 years so what could happen now?

>just realised that i've been a cutfag for almost all my life now

>Dad made me get it when i was 16
For what purpose? Did he hate you?

I tried doing 9 in one day but got tired.

I cant do it either. My brain is fucking fried already.

Pretty much never. Haven't had a conscious raging hard-on since my teens. Never came while awake.

sounds like hell