>(loudly, to everyone): Let me have your attention for a moment. So you’re talking about what? You’re talking about [he puts out his cigarette] bitching about that meme you made, some son of a bitch that doesn’t want to buy, somebody that doesn’t want what you’re memeing, some broad you’re trying to get to post her tits, and so forth.
>mfw I see the state of posting on 4channel/tv/
Jordan Carter
Julian Gray
>Put. That coffee. Down! Coffee’s for effort posters only.
>Do you think I’m fucking with you?
Kayden Price
>Let’s post about something important. Are they all here?
>Well, I’m solving the captcha anyway.
Nathan Lopez
>You call yourself a memester, you son of a bitch?
>Oh, have I got your attention now?
Brody Morales
>You can’t meme the leads you’re given, you can’t post shit, you ARE shit. Hit the bricks, pal, and beat it, ’cause you are going out!
>“The leads are weak.” Fucking leads are weak? Your memes are weak.
>You know why, Mister? ’Cause you drove a ishit to get here tonight; I drove an $80,000 water cooled shitpost mainframe.
>Because only one thing counts in this life! Get those (You)'s on the reply which is updated! You hear me, you fucking faggots?
Thomas Williams
>(to everyone, after spinning over a blackboard that has two sets of letters on it, “ICBM”): I-C-B-M. I, I; C, Close; B, Better; M, Memes. I Close Better Memes. I Close Better Memes!
>Got That You New Faggots?
Brody King
>I can go out there tonight with the materials you got, meme myself $15,000! Tonight! In two posts!
>Why am I here? I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to. They asked me for a favor. I said, the real favor, follow my advice and sage your fucking ass because a loser is a loser.
Caleb Hughes
Ian Martinez
I dont have to sit here and listen to asshole... who is this guy anyway
David Ward
Youre weak hit the bricks pal youre fired.
Hudson Ramirez
>who is this guy anyway
>Well thats easy.. just look at the filenames Pal, you faggot.
Camden Morales
hey this guy serious right now?
Jonathan Perry
Ya, whackjob said hes from downtown.. m000t and murray. I don't buy it
Hunter Russell
t. Steakknives winner
Gabriel Martinez
>sneed
>feed
>seed
Camden Thomas
Hey OP. You just cost me 6000$. 6000$ and one Cadillac. That's right. What are you gonna do about it? What are you gonna do about it....asshole.
This movie is so amazing.
Landon Perez
You think you can close a fucking meme with that? I piss on that.
Blake Campbell
jesus christ what a loser
Joshua Butler
Go home and play with your kids, you're fired, beat it.
Asher Cox
The leads are weak. Give me better leads.
Isaac Reyes
This shits weak. You're just replacing words with "meme." I saw a baneposter do this proper years ago and it was EXCELLENT!
Kayden Reed
>being this butthurt over having to put the coffee down
Adam Hughes
It takes brass balls to sell shitposts in this world economy sir