Assuming Time Travel is allowed, how would you fix Star Wars Episode 9?

Rey goes back in time and decides to not be a dumb bitch for once in her life and join Kylo.

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have rey train with luke in a cool setting while her friends fight tfo - rey comes in at the end to save them and finds out she and kylo are actually brother and sister - not exactly fucking rocket science, is it?

He's holding it far away from his beautiful locks.

Female Protagonist isn't the problem, the problem is that Disney is scared to make her a flawed character with actual development & motivations instead of a generic mary sue

>how would you fix Star Wars Episode 9
literally impossible. I'd pull a JJ and just say "fuck it" and do whatever I wanted.
Fuck internal consistency, I'd just fill the movie with over the top light saber battles and space dogfights.

>brother and sister

lol fuck off

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Want to ruin a movie?
Time travel.
Unless it's what the movie is about (BttF and the likes).

I just see two white people.

I'd go back in time and stop Lucas from selling it to the mouse.

What we know is that Rey is a prominent character of the new trilogy but not the protagonist, so that rules out any chances of her dying. However Kylo wasn't listed as a returning character for Episodes 10-12 like Rey so that confirms that Kylo dies in this movie

can't fap to female. need young and handsome main character.

literal autism

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Go back and convince George not to sell and make the sequel trilogy

What are you fucking gay? There's nothing wrong with a well written female protagonist.

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The point he was making is that Rey is not well written, Elsa unironically is a good example of a well written female protagonist.

Rey goes back in time to when she was in her mother's womb and crimps the umbilical cord, killing herself, and kylo Ren now played by Amy smart gets to grow up with a good life because Rey never existed

>rey sleeps with kylo
>before snoke died he perfected his powers and brought a young version of Sheev to life
>rey kylo and Sheev somehow end up fighting
>kylo sacrifices himself to save rey, part of his redemption arc
>palpatine and rey somehow get sent back to before episode 1
>its revealed that rey was anakins mother, kylo his father
>its also revealed that Snoke was Plageuis and the apprentice that Sheev tells Anakin about was kylo
>movie ends with rey holding baby anakin and the sunset ending just like the end of episode 3
>hence the name rise of skywalker
>everything comes full circle
>Bonus: Rey is obi-wans daughter
I like this ending because it fills a lot of plot holes, and gives the sequel trilogy relevance to the other movies, otherwise its just a meaningless addition of movies

Bring Palpatine back to life fully with more midichlorians than ever. Have him skull fuck the resistance and win completely.

Leia is killed by throwing her out an airlock and blocking her reentry. Rey is killed by using the force to force her to impale her brain with her own lightsaber. Finn is killed slowly while Rose Tico watches. The hot shot pilot guys dies as a direct consequence of following Leia's orders unquestioningly. Kylo dies after serving as Palpy's minion but getting randomly stabbed in the back anyways.

Story is told with him being the protag and hero. You asked. I'm a Palpatine fan so that's how I'd write it, with him just having a blast and laughing constantly.

It's a story about how he's the only smart character, paying homage to the prequels.

> The point he was making is that Rey is not well written
> "young and handsome Jedi main character"

Fucking where? This is clearly a homoerotic demand for a good looking male character, not a criticism on rey being poorly written.

>otherwise its just a meaningless addition of movies

Except Kylo is a Skywalker and Anakin's grandson who will finish what he started and kill Sheev and balance the Force for good. That's how it's related and not meaningless.

A redheaded (white) woman wakes up in confusion. She's in her home but something feels wrong. Hearing the shower going she enters the bathroom and finds Luke Skywalker scrubbing himself down. Luke sees her and asks,

"Mara, babe. What up, yo?"

And with a sigh of relief Mara Jade realises the last two movies have been naught but a dream and that the real post-Empire story of Star Wars will now commence.

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So basically like
>oh shit its another deathstar
but instead
>oh shit palatine didnt actually die we have to kill him again!
sounds like capeshit, still meaningless addition to the movies

can't fap to female. need young and handsome main character.

It'd really only work if it was cyclical time travel, in other words, Rey attempting to fuck with time is what caused the ST as it's been seen to happen as it did. Get Rey to try and stop Snoke, but it ends up with him rising to power. Get her to try and change Kylo's mind, which pushes him to Snoke. Get her to try to use the force to make Luke leave Ach-To soon after he arrives and inadvertently cause him to be the crushed hopeless person we seen in TLJ. Get her to realize what all she's done and have her go to her when she was a child, give her the knowledge of how to tap into the force, and make her parents think it's a good idea to sell her on Jakku.

You get explanations for everything, you fix Luke's character, and most of all, you get character growth for Rey where she realizes she can't do everything, and she'll have actually had failed at something and be able to learn from it.

That said, while it could potentially fix all the writing problems of the previous films, you'd be spending 2/3 of the Rey sections of the movie doing it, and it doesn't particularly advance the plot unless she ends up picking up secret knowledge of how to instantly defeat the First Order along the way, and that's just a cop-out. Only way time travel could be used to advance the plot is if she actually makes changes, which means the only way the Resistance will have won is through fucking with time and space, which would just feel like they wrote themselves into a corner. And the degree of the changes could mean that any plot threads not directly related to the time travel are pointless filler. ST is too fucked, and I can't imagine time travel being a reasonable solution.

I'd delete it.

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I time travel to 2012 to kill JJ and Rian

JJ wasn't the problem

Cavill was relentlessly handsome when he was young.

Tank it so we can all pretend that the ST never happened

Yuuzhan Vong invasion wipes the galaxy, and rey uses time travel to warn both siths and jedis about the bigger threat
Yuuzhan Vong are COOL