*rap music starts playing*

*rap music starts playing*

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"YO PUSSY ON MUH DIK
GOT A LICENCE TO LICK"

I'm not sure it's a very appropriate opening.

>Do you expect me to talk?
>No Mr Bond, I expect you to die

How will they handle my favorite line bros?

>I pull my PP on the Blo Blo from my Astro.
It could work.

Ay yo whitey, lemme axe you a question

any of y'all got that Hennessy

Jk, all niggers must die

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A fuckin' right hoe
I might go
Crazy on these niggas
Don't give a mother fuck
Run up in a nigga house and shoot his grandmother up
What! What?
I don't give a mother fuck get'cha baby kidnapped
And ya baby mother fucked
It's the Carter three bitch better put ya supper up
Hollygrove I throw it up like I'm tryin' to lose my gut
Fuck is up beat him up like a million uppercuts
Got a million duffeled up for the fuck of it
Shit get on my level you cant get on my level
You would need a space shuttle or a ladder that's forever

Ayo nigga, da name Bond.

>No Mr. Bond, please have mercy! Don't shoot me now!
>...
>This is for Tupac
>*BLAM*

The opening to Casino Royale (gun barrel and opening song together) was one of the most kino things ever

If Trinidad James "all gold everything" isn't the new bond song, I'm not in

Beyonce will sing the opening title

>Mbongo. Mbebe Mbongo
>40oz malt liquor, stolen not paid for
>Dr. Yo
>The Homie Wit Da Golden Grill
>On Her Majesty's Public Welfare
>Y'all Only Charged Twice
>Never Say Nigga Again
>The Bitch Who Played Me

From Rwanda With Love

it's official. They're using this
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Guys, please. Let's not be racist.

>Nigger Say What Again
>A View to A Cell

I need a quick rundown

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>Old town Road

>Dr. Nog

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>Dr. Dre

>Chicken wing
>Fried, not grilled

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top kek

>The Man with the Stolen Gun
>Spades are Forever
>Octopiece Family Bucket

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Will it be old school rap though?

i'm gonna off myself if that's gonna be the case in the opening titles

>Do you expect me to talk?
>No Mrs Bond, I expect you to die

Shauvinistic patriarchal swine mansplaining and talking down a powerful woman.

Depends on if you think Nicki Minaj is old school rap.

>You spect me to rap witchu?
>Indeed my good woman, however I have just been informed by my staff that in doing so I may have been expressing an unparalleled level of oppression and exploitation of an underrepresented minority,
>looks straight in to the camera
>I would like to take this opportunity to remind all patrons that they are to check their privileges and ask themselves how they can lift up people of color in their neighborhood. Now then, *looks back at Mbongo* I would like to untie you and give you a gun.

>tip another day
>from englewood with love
>octoroon
>welfare is not enough

The villain should kill themselves out of shame for the history of slavery in America.

>The Man with the Stolen Gun
Gold.

James iffy uh

Y'all think I be snitchin?
Naw nigga you gone get got

I meant more of pre-2000 stuff?

Pre-2000s rap was misogynous. Current rap is empowering because it shows Nicki Minaj twerking her ass and rapping about slurping on dicks.

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I don't care what anyone says: Casino Royale was one of the best Bond movies. Fite me fgts.

AYO YOU ESPECT ME TO TALK, WHITE BOY?

you can shit on rap music as much as you want

but i don't think there's a single rap song that's as bad as die another day by madonna

>Look man, I get that you don't like eating shit, but wouldn't you rather do that than eat diarrhea?

>AW HELLL NAAAWWW

it was definitely the best movie overall, but it was lacking the James Bond charm and cheesiness

WESTSIIIIIIIIIIDE

>final fight scene between Bond and villain.
>4 other black people show up with three beating on villain and one recording yelling Worldstar

I like Die Another Day
I also like the movie, the opening scene itself was kino

What will Bond drink instead of martinis?

...

Hennessy or Colt 45, depening on situation

While you're right, the charm came towards the end scene really.

>Goldgrill
>Crown Royal
>Quantum of Paycheck
>PantsSag
>Spook

Lean out of a used Sprite bottle, shaken not stirred

To be honest, everything can be improved with a good trap beat

He will probably drink from a skull. And have a bone through his nose, or maybe one them big disks in his mouth.

It's not a Bond movie.

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Black chicks drink flavored shit like ciroc in my experience. The real question is what this bitch rolls her blunts with.

>Gun barrel replaced by crack pipe.

Nood. Bix nood.

All the one liners that Bond used to say after he killed a bad guy will be replaced by this

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>UP IN DA CLUB

shhhhiiiiieeet

>The Man With The Golden Rims
>Moonwalker
>License To Steal
>McChicken Royale

grape juice

>Do you expect me to talk?
>No Ms. Bond, I expect you to dilate.

Sperm.

>Fried not grilled

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Kek