AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH IT STILL MAKES ME SOOO FUCKING MAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIST!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously though have sex. Pay for it if you have to.

Kylo Ren's TIE Silencer was awesome, tho. Stop being a fagot.

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>THEY WERE SO CLOSE TO GOOD SHIT IT WAS SO CLOSE BUT THEY FUCKED EVERYTHING UP!!!!
>TFA
Yeah, nah.
Light Skimmed rehash films taste like shit

starwars.fandom.com/wiki/TIE/ad_starfighter
Nothing new there
Tie AD with Interceptor wings

It's like the Sith Trooper. They have nothing new or clever to add, and they're just going to keep putting out media forever with the same old shit.

new films are uninspiring shit, like the whole galaxy's been freeze dried after 6 and thawed a few years after, no advances in tech and all the Aliens look samey

I really hate how Johnson thinks "doing the opposite of what everyone wants = subversive" when he had something that could've actually been subversive to star wars (Rey accepting Kylo Ren's offer) but does the "safe" option.

Don’t worry, I’m sure JJ Abrams will save the series on Episode 9. I will personally be seeing it in IMAX on release.

i am glad it happened way too many faggots refused to see the shit that was TFA and the way rian and the storygroup ended up ruining star wars was pure art

I cared about Star Wars when I was fourteen too, OP. When you grow up, you'll realize it's never been particularly good.

This, Ren has been the best thing to come out of the sequels.

Not really, if they had played the Kylo/rey teamup angle and instead of having Fin do that bullshit with the Asian bitch and instead did a fun relevant side adventure with Poe the movie would have been good

I mean not like empire good but enjoyable..

So after Starkiller eats the star it formed around what then? do they jump the planet?

Why is there blaster proof armor? why was it only issued to one trooper in the whole army?

Snoke has no narrative purpose.

There is no conflict between ray and kylo, the score board is 2-0 with a beatdown so bad the world split in half the first time.

The third trilogy doesn't care even by the standards that the prequels set.

>still traumatized by TLJ more than a year later
Based Rian giving manbabies PTSD.

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I hate this fucking movie for all its needless blue-balling. Johnson has zero imagination. He's the veritable definition of style over substance. He has a decent eye for visually appealing imagery, but couldn't write his way out of a wet paper bag. He broke a whole setting with his lack of imagination.

>so close
What? How?
>that character assassination of Luke
>super Leia flying through space
>apparently ramming ships at lightspeed is a viable tactic, but nobody has ever done it for some reason
>Snoke was completely pointless
>that completely unforgivably bad fight choreography in the battle against Snoke's guards
>so, so many more things

Grow up and have sex

They were never close to anything good. TFA sucks hard, TLJ just more so.

>t. filtered pleb
TFA sucks but TLJ is kino, sorry for your shit taste

No one believes you, shill

cope harder, manbaby

i think SW is past saving, that being said. Only way to fix is to kill Rey and have Kylo go to the light side bc of it

Agreed my blood pressure has rissen to a deathly level due to this shit

Get over it. It's a movie.

Maybe stop being a fakken incel

It’s fucking you pussy shill bitch

same thread as yesterday is the shilling already in progress?

You think that Mike from RLM is correct, and they're going to pull a fucking Engame with Episode IX, and a "Gandalf the White" with Luke?

>snoke
>interesting

name one interesting thing he did

Mike has the uncanny ability to know the kind of schlock Hollywood jews like to make.

One thing he was wrong about: time travel has already been done in Disney Star Wars, in the "Rebels" cartoon series. Quake in fear.

given how they keep going "THIS IS HOW WE DO X COMPARED TO RIAN JOHNSON" like addressing rey's parentage I guess fixing Luke's arc would be at the top of their list

There's no problem: Mark Hamill, in one interview, already stated that he can only return as a Force Ghost. So either he was intentionally misleading the reporter in order to avoid giving hints...

That's fine, we only need force ghost Luke

and they put darth maul in solo so they are acknowledging the cartoons

TLJ was bad, sure, but TFA deserves more hate for ruining the OT by making it pointless.

can someone explain why filming all 3 OT heros together wasnt a fucking priority to re launch SW?

user the sequels are hated enough as it is for being rehashes of the originals.

same reason rian cut lukes scene where he mourns han and mark hamill had to fight on set to have luke acknowledge c3po when he meets leia because rian didnt think it was important

the people put in charge dont know or care about star wars and are only in for the money, short term fame and pushing human centric post modern identity politics in the galaxy far far away

i get it, but damn why couldnt lea, han and luke been together in the end of TFA somehow

This movie was great, it liberated me from Star Wars. I vehemently hated the prequels as a teen, but my father just didn't care, he would shrug them off as silly movies. I finally get it.