Ms. Bond, you don't have to put the two vodka bottles and the Hennessy bottle in your purse. Drinks are for free...

classic paul dano

>bartender slides her drink with a nod
>"Laaaaid back."

i've never been to a bar and ordered a fancy drink

what should i know in the inevitable event i go out and buy drinks

Ms. Bond, we have a car for you, please don't steal that bike.

white russian

Irish car bomb.

Ordered in London

Oh wow another thread where insecure white racists make fun of POC. As if these "jokes" aren't art of the dehumanization of African peoples enabling the polices genocidal race war against them.

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>Ms. Bond, this is a simple video debriefing! There is absolutely no need to shout, they simply cannot hear you!

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>Ms. Bond, please stop yelling. You are scaring other guests.

>Ms. Bond, why are you rolling the dice on the ground?

>I'm afraid our bar doesn't accept SNAP payments, Ms. Bond.

Kek'd hard

This thread has all my keks

Back to twitter tranny

>Looks like the secret documents are mine, Ms Bond.

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>POC
lmao

>Ms. Bond, your handgun will be more accurate if fucking upright.

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>Alright Ms. Bond, I'll take your 'yeezis' and raise you my loafers

>I'm sorry, Ms. Bond, but I've never heard of "sizzurp" or "purple drank"...

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>Ms. Bond then gets an assist by the new Ariel

yo that new bond goes hard my g

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>I'm sorry Ms. Bond but the casino does not have a day care center for your 5 children.

>We need back-up
>Agent Bond is currently lit af right now

>"why can't we all just get along" is worse than saying "get over slavery"
>"nigger" is one whole level above "racial slurs"
>The confederate flag is worse than racial slurs, racist jokes and mass incarceration of black people

lol what a joke

top kek

>no, Ms. Bond, we cannot stop the mission to "hit up the check cashing place real quick"...

hilarious

>white savior complex
I can almost guarantee this chart was made by a white person.

>enabling the polices genocidal race war against them.
I wish

>ooh massuh you gonna make me squirt
>007, please just call me M

>"Would you like some hot sauce on your toast sandwich, Ms. Bond?"

LOL

FUCK NIGGERS

>Ms. Bond, Please forgive me, but I believe it's pronounce A-S-K.. Axe's are for chopping wood.

Wouldn’t it be more suitable in Belfast?

>REAL ASS BITCH GAVE A FUCK BOUT A SPECTRE
>TIGHT WET PUSSY HOLD 5 OR 6 GADGETS
>HAIR TIGHT WEAVE KEEP THE HENNY AND COOCHIE CONCEALED
>FUCKING ON A SCAMMIN ASS RICH ASS BLOFELD

>worse than saying "get over slavery"
well you really can't get over something that didn't happen to you.

jej

>pyramid of white violence
jesus christ you mutts

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Malt and purple Kool-aid, shaken not stirred

>what do you mean you've never heard of this game, Ms Bond?

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What if I hate African-Americans because they're American, not because they're African? I hate all American people equally. Am I racist then?

Wrong thread bucko, we are being racist here

>Pyramid of white violence

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>something something, niggers don’t roll dice for board games

don't expect any sense of them

Have you ever seen a nog know anything about the whitest hobby on the planet?

>Ms. Bond, surely if you can afford a high-stakes poker game there is no need to go to the welfare office today

>Implying it’s not about damn time
thedailybeast.com/lashana-lynch-a-black-woman-is-taking-over-as-james-bond-its-about-damn-time

>Put those away Ms Bond, we play here for "skrilla" not packs of menthol cigarettes

>women
>not playing Nid

don't you get tired of this tranny

>Proof we built the pyramids

god damn it

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whitest hobby on the planet is crystal meth

We mermaids and shit now, didn't you hear?

>Janisha Bond, your mission is to hold up this Burger King that has been fortified with sophisticated anti-niggardry technology

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fucking perfecto

Rednecks are not white

>the whitest hobby on the planet?
Paying taxes?

jesus christ do americans really?...

Grotesquely underrated

Just order something like laphroaig so everyone within 30 feet can smell how mature and refined you are.

that would be ballet

Ahem...

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>it really is

>my ''home''girl Bond ,what has led to you my crib?
>as you know i keep things a ''hundred'' and have my negroid friends equipped with these commonly called ''Dracos''
ya know i was at first against this whole black Bond idea but it's really putting a new spin on this whole spy game thing

>whitest hobby on the planet
>conquering

>Conquering
>White
[Raughs in Mongorian]

Bulletproof glasses were ruled racist a while ago

This makes me think of a redneck Blade Runner

... you actually think everywhere is like this... in *America*?
This is called the ghetto. Every ever country has had them.

>next movie bombs.
>go back to white Bond.
>WHY THEY DO US LIKE THAT, WHITEWASHING OUR CHARACTERS? LIKE WE DON'T FUCKIN MATTER. THIS IS WHAT TRUMP WOULD DO. RACISTS.

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[laughs in bong]

>can't keep his empire for 2 generations
*smugly chuckles*

>This is called the ghetto. Every ever country has had them.
I live in an ex-soviet shithole and we don't have them

Ms. Bond, we supplied you with a car, you didn't have to steal that kid's bike

Kek

kek'd

I guarantee you do and that you think the word only applies to niggers. They’re an inevitable element in any significant grouping of humans.

there are no bad parts of your country? no poverty?

>Movie sucks and doesn’t do well
>”AMERICA JUST ISN’T READY FOR A STRONG BLACK WOMAN FUCK RACISTS”

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You have them, they're simply ubiquitous so you don't realize it.

It really, really pisses me off that they aren't even waiting for dissenting opinions to come out before silencing and outlawing them

If you aren't in favor of this move, its not because you liked james bond, its because you hate black people and women

reminder that niggers used slavery to build the pyramids

LAND OF THE FREE to get shot

>Name's Bond...
>Janeequa Bond

Ms Bond we don't accept food stamps here.

As a black man, I find these jokes funny. And as a black man, nothing irks me more than seeing white people get offended in our place.

>Call themselves eople of color

>All shades of brown only while seething at whitey's blue and green eyes and blonde and red hair

KEK

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Your entire country is the ghetto

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Kek

If your country has had jews, it's had ghettos.

>007, we issued you a discrete pen gun, where did you get that .45 calibre Uzi from?

So they should pay reparations to the jews?

Based and Black-manned

>I've seen things that would turn your shit white. 2038 Camaros on fire off the shoulder of the interstate, Sea-doos glittering in the waves on Tannhauser Lake. No sense in tusslin' bout it now though I suppose. Come on in and I'll have my old lady get us a Bud and we can watch the race together. Dale Jr Jr Jr lookin' real hot this year.

fishing?

>I'll have the chicken, Kentucky-fried, not roasted.

That was great user.

oii nao, ah won't 'ave tha' thoar'a problematic tomfoolery on thith board

confidder dith yer furst wornin', booko me boi

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If you’re not trying to get wasted, order an Old Fashioned (Whisky and simple syrup) or a Cuba Libre (rum and coke with a twist of lime)

If you’re trying to get wasted, order a Long Island Iced Tea (whole bunch of shit)

It's Equestrianism. Blacks are all deathly afraid of horses and the costs are simply absurd.

were you a slave, retard?

>"YOU FINNA THINK IMA SNITCH?"
>"No, Ms Bond. You finna get smoked"

I dun seen things you fellers aint never gonna believe. Flamin attack ships bout five yards off the shoulder of Orion. I seen C-beams glitterin somewhere round the Tannhäuser Gate. All them moments aint stickin around, like dust on my truck in the rain. Guess its bout time to die.

>Ms. Bond seems your pregnant, look a welfare check!

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i dont get it

Swimming

>Ms. Bond, we're not in Marcy Projects anymore

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I would pay to watch this
>M to tha S Bond IN DA GHETTO: Traphouse solace

>All those people falling for bait

agent double o seven more like agent 13.5 lmao
get it lol cause women are worth half as men
and also 5=50%
please give me yous.

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Niggers (formerly slaves)

>You'll fly to Macau to meet...
> I AINT GETTIN' NO PLANE!

@118070171
>13.5
>not 3.5
you had one job, user
No (You) from me

>Ms.Bond , you know agency can supply you with funds when needed. You didn't have to pawn the Aston Martins stereo.

Best one so far

>Ms.Bond,comply or we will be forced to threaten to locate your father
>once we learn who he is of course

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>"Ayo dis cracka aint knowin' ma secret weapons"
>Presses button
>Gangsta Rap gets blasted from car speakers and the car wiggles back and forth

hahahaha

Whiskey sour

>one abortion please, shaken not stirred

>Ms. Bond we keep trying to tell you this isn't a Planned Parenthood.

BUT WHAT ABOUT X
Brilliant checkmate.If no one is free from sins,that absolve my side of all wrongdoing

didn't know le chiffre had chameleon cloaking power. is this in the expanded universe?

>I know

that's the joke

>all these replies
great bait user, good job

if it ain't a good, old place you know it's best to ask something according to your taste. Ask for something sweet or sour or whisky based.
Zoomers working the bar usually groan ang give you the attitude if they hear phrases like mojito or white russian. They weren't sent to a babby's first drank bootcamp to serve you classics. They're there to produce drinks with kale pesto in it.

>I prefer my drinks to go

>Ms Bond, this dance you call twerking is not allowed in here.

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kek

Most good bars don't employ zoomers because they don't know enough and can't serve people well. Most bar training would emphasise the classics and 9/10 times they will make those classics for you regardless of their presence on the menu.

Also you kind of need to be of legal drinking age yourself to work in a bar.

>purple drank
>shaken, not stirred

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>bait

Based

>egypt
>niggers
SO U BE SAYIN

It says at the bottom "Adapted from Ellen Tuzzolo", so that's a pretty dark shade of white

>Ms. Bond, that's the ticketing booth, the waiter may attend to you if you wish to order your "bucket of wings"

Jhonnie Walker black label or any other top shelf whiskey.

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>I took the liberty of requisitioning a new firearm for you Ms. Bond. I assumed you'd be more familiar with the model. Also the 1996 Chevrolet Impala you requested is waiting outside, complete with the "rims" in the size you specified. And double oh seven, please do try to return the equipment in one piece.

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thanks for the chuckle user

>Sorry Ms. Bond, even if it makes you feel uncomfortable, I'm not going to call this game "people of color"Jack

>mah bebbyz need dey hennessy and dat ciroc nigga. haw dey gon gits turnt up in niggabebby jail preschoo?

this shit is going to get memed so fucking hard.

I tended bar for a decade and this user is completely wrong.
If you proudly say you want a White Russian (vodka, kahlua, and cream) I'm glad to make it for you
If you have no idea what you even want to drink, ask the bartender to "make whatever he wants" (hint: he wants to do less work for more money, you say that shit to me and I would get you a beer bottle), or ask for "something sweet or sour or whiskey based" they're going to hate you forever.
What do you want to drink? You're paying. Want to get wasted for cheap? Long Island isn't a bad choice. For the record, I drink vodka presses. Vodka, soda, and sprite.

I guess it's just my shitty slav town. It used to be pizza restaurants, now every goddamn 50 year old with a bit of money has to open a bar. Always employing college kids, as cheap as possible. 2 months and place goes bust, then another "entrepreneur" buys it up and the cycle repeats.

>Q enters room: Ahh, double O seven, I see you're familiarizing yourself with your new service pistol?
>Q continues: to the untrained eye it looks like a simple .22 caliber hi-point but look closer at the grooves on the grip. See? The gun is coded to only function with those dashing tips of yours.

>So dont try to pawn it off for 5 bucks

Jim Beam in a tumbler please
Digits will confirm

Just recite the order from Casino Royale

>M-Miss Moneypenny?

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>Ms. Bond, despite being 007 only 13% of the time James has, you've already accounted for over 50% of MI6 of civilian deaths

>gin and juice
is good

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No, in Belfast you order a black and tan ;^)

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Nobody who browses this shithole unironically uses the term "POC". Even shills are smart enough to not be so obvious.

[glass him]

I knew what this was and I still clicked on it

>Okay, so I don't know if this is a race thing or a lady thing, but I'm mad as hell.

>it's an illusion

Heh, too slow kiddo...

kek

I am actually glad they are doing the black woman 007 now, the threads about it are going to be top tier

Nothing wrong with me taking these free bottles then.

>If you’re a flaming faggot or a novice drinker who, in either case, wants to announce it to the entire bar, order a Long Island Iced Tea
FTFY

Also: Manhattans (vermouth and whiskey, which really should be rye, but many places will use bourbon unless you specify; if you use Scotch instead, it's called a Rob Roy), Whiskey Sours.

If you want something a bit less strong, go for and Americano (Vermouth, Campari, and soda water). Although movie Bond is famous for ordering vodka Martinis, in the books the very first drink he orders is one of these.

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Stella

Don't listen to this man, get some spesh down you

>no bl*cks
thats why
theyre not called chimps only because of how they look

>white people get offended in our place
jail?

@118070171
No

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What the other user said. Slavshit countries are ghettos.

You glorious bastard.

You guys forgot about another meme. What would Bond Boys be named?
>Mike Hunt
>Dick Fitswell
>Eaton Snatch

That would be Agent 003.5 you dumbass.

Agent 3.6 you say?

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Her male counterpart would be Agent 7.2, so no.

A bit wordy

Old Fashioned

Ok, I'm actually convinced the jews are starting all this shit on purpose to get whites to actually kill blacks.

At first I thought it was some anti white world order trying to destroy us but now I think the blacks and muslims are being pied piper'd to their doom.

Zoomers are going to end up exterminating all black and arab people world wide with gene targeting viruses at this rate if this shit keeps up. Ariel was one thing, but James Bond the Black Woman has to be them showing their hand. This might be the event that kicks off the final series of happenings.

i don't think movies will kick start zoomers

>Cucks Unlimited

You're pretty entitled for a welfare queen that pours shit in glasses for a living.

seltzer water with a lemon impaled on the edge of the glass

Ayo Q what u mean it be sum finna bodyspray?

>bass pro shops merged with cabela's
>you used to be able to finger fuck shotguns and pistols over the counter in cabela's before the merge
>now everything is cucked like i'm buying guns at wal-mart or something
This shit was a mistake. Break up monopolies when?

That's why Jews are pushing for reparations for blacks... so they can sue them for reparations for themselves.
Can't sue a poor man.

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>Futurama
Feels bad man

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Tom Collins

>DeKendrix
>JaTavious
>Takeitha
>JaMarcus
>Litrelle
>Latevin
>LaDarius

Top fucking kek. Can someone explain to me why American niggers give their kids these weird names?
This reads like a group of Dungeons & Dragons characters made up by someone who huffed glue.

>OWIGHT WHITEY, YOU TRYNA TELL ME I HAVE TO GET WAT NOW ?!

>two sides to every story
well yes there are
>get over slavery
do african americans still call dibs on that?
they do know that slavery has taken place in one form or another all over the world right?

>You have a licence to kill, Ms. Bond. Crack cocaine is still a controlled substance.

Everybody talking about it again. If it was just a normal bond movie noone would care but now oh boy everyone is talking. When will they learn they are being used as a marketing tool.

Mr. Bond, how do you explain the fact that genes for intelligence aren't equally distributed across races?

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True but everybody is just pointing out how it's a stupid idea/obvious SJW pandering or just talking shit about niggers like ITT.
How many people have said they are excited for the movie or even gonna (pay to) see it?

Lol

Based pic, Heil Hitler!

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Irish Car Bomb is delicious and pisses off dirty micks. It's great if you're someone who doesn't like booze because you have to drink it fast.

Good
Fuck niggers
Fuck kikes
Fuck mudslimes
Race war now

I mean what else can they call themselves? Mud People? In any case, thank God I’m white

These tards don't know what they're talking about, EE actually doesn't have ghettoes. We do have shitty commieblock districts, but they're mostly populated by old people and are generally comfy. We don't have places that people are scared to go to, we just have some places that look shittier than other.

Would have been better if he were playing Civilization and said "You seem to be unfamiliar with this, Ms Bond."

Don't, the bartenders never know how to make them and you just hold up the people behind you, and also they will charge out the ass for it. Just get a scotch and coke like everyone else

The movie would legitimately be better off if they just played up her blackness and let her be a little stereotypical. You already know she's going to be a typical hollywood "powerful" woman though.

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Absinthe.

Same fuck NIGGERS and fuck Hollywood!!

Retard nerd, only poofs drink that

This thread is pretty cringe, you summer children can't tell a racist joke for shit.

NO MRS BOND I EXPECT YOU TO TWERK

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bruh its the worlds largest bass pro inside the 10th largest pyramid in the world with the largest freestanding elevator in the US. its the fucking bees knees

Cool bingo, could you recommend me a candidate that does all of the things I've checked?

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based, redpilled

>it isn't fake
Holy fuck

because they hate white people and white society

What did he mean by this?

Dark n' Stormy it is my man

EE is safer than WE at this point

this movie better delivers some sassy blackness for the maymays

dilate

Find you favourite spirit out of whiskey, rum, bourbon, etc. Order it neat, and do not ask for shots. It makes you look confidant, someone drinking for pleasure, not to get drunk, and any bartender in the world will be able to do it for you.

Could you imagine if the LOTR trilogy was made today? At least they can never ruin that.

>It makes you look "confidant"

getting a rail drink does not have this effect user

be brave blanche

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>he doesn't know

Why do companies still keep making this mistake?
They just lost their main audience.

>It makes you look confidant
Who gives a shit whether the bartender thinks you are confident you insecure aspie

Niggers can’t swim

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But iz aksed fo juice

>pisses off dirty micks
Imagine a group of people living rent free this much inside someones head

whiter than you pablo

The most subtle one

post feet

imagine being in this much denial. How were putins balls today comrade?

corpse reviver number 2, penicillin, dry martini
to name just a few

Huge and potent.

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big kek

you made me spill my coffee you fuck

Let me tell you about Asians.

they are the purest form of white. everything else is just a facade

Only the conquering matters, what comes after is irrelevant. Plus, leaving a stable empire behind denies your descendants all the fun.

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How "fancy" are we talking about here? Cause most drinks aren't really fancy. Are you specifically looking for one of those ultra complex trendy instagram drinks, or do you just want to order something better than a lite beer? If so just get a rum and coke, vodka tonic, gin tonic, or whiskey highball. Or just drink whatever you like. Drinking is supposed to be about pure pleasure and improving social situations, you should never feel embarrassed or pressured because you don't know all the drink names. If you're genuinely interested in trying new stuff and expanding your knowledge of various liquors, just wait till someone else orders and then ask for the same, or, if you're feeling conversational, tell the bartender (if he's not an ass) that you feel like trying something new and ask if he has a recommendation.

>For Egypt James?

>Zoomers working the bar usually groan ang give you the attitude
>ever being caught dead in an establishment that employs zoomers
Yeah nah

seething darkie lmao

Ah yes another hardass bartender wagie living in a flat above a bowling alley trembling with rage when a customer makes him rub his two tiny neurons together to come up with a drink.

Bonds... Bail Bonds

MAXIMUM kek

Creating civilizations?

plebs@at all the answers before.
If u wanna order something fancy, go for martini, I recommend dirty if youre not experienced. Dry martini is gin with vermouth, a stronger type of wine. Its pure alcohol.

If you wanna impress people, go for a negroni sbagliato, or a usual negroni. Gin, campari, prosecco.
A simple gin and tonic is fine imo.

t. lifestyle alcoholic

>lives in a trailerpark
>guzzles moonshine
>fucks his sister
>smokes meth
>"a-atleast im not a nigger!

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Baserad

Go rob a store, nigger

Kek'd

Kek

blacks cause so much crime because their passionate hearts are filled with so much conviction

>oppressed by whities till 30 years ago
>now whitey expects them to be productive members of society
I'd say the next gen should see many more blacks rising in the societal hierarchy as they get more educated. I have 1 black friend and he's in harvard med school.

Sprite

this thread would be funny if she was an american nigger but she's a brit

oof

>Ayo Ms. Bond... it seems yo nigga Maffis, was really my nigga Maffis

it's a privilege
correct, in ex-soviet countries there's no inbred mongrels running around holding up cashiers with guns making the cops shoot innocents as standard procedure

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How to pronounce this? Luh frehg?

Luh-froig

Being pulled over, the stop and searches, the denied housing?
It was all me, Laquisha.

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Because advertising budgets are enormous and exploiting outrage culture for free exposure saves money.

And when SJWs don't show up to cover lost sales (since they are not actual fans, the outrage is self-centered) producers can blame -ists to save face.

Sob sob sniff sob fuck me go outside once in a while, it's just a shitty film series trying to score column inches user

>the gun has been calibrated with an additional sight forged onto the right side of the pistol, to help in the accuracy of the preferred style of grip for your people

>Ariel was one thing, but James Bond the Black Woman has to be them showing their hand.
>jews are starting all this shit on purpose to get whites to actually kill blacks.
if it's that what it takes, yeah... starting a genocide doesn't seem that hard.

I don't get it, whats this referencing?
The vodka and Hennessy bit, I've seen the movie.

>no, Ms. Bond, your bucket of ribs cannot be placed on the craps table.

Milk

Transfusion, penicillin, negroni, rye manhattan.

Best post

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Burgers like to cope about how shitty this country is. They like to pretend everyone in the world has a bonded all major cities because minorities harassed white people enough they fled

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Incredible post. You win the thread.

>Your game is indeed strong, ms. Bond, it is strong indeed. It looks like I don't even begin to give you a challenge, and for that I applaud you. However...
>*starts making crying baby noises*

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>preferred style of grip for your people
fucking kek

Blue ocean

Kek

>then names Bond, Out on Bond.

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Underrated

>Well well well Ms Bond.. seems you have found the bomb.. You have 1 minute to defuse it, but will you make it?
>The way to defuse it is described in the document to your left. You only... need... to READ it.. muwahuahuahaaha

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but she's not bond and she wont star as 007 in a new movie. She's a bit part in the next Craig movie.

Based race and IQ poster.

"the N-word"

The only reason he's in harvard is because they don't let in qualified whites and asians to make way for lower qualified blacks.

Do you know about the lawsuit right now?

Took me a bit but good form.

Maybe this casting wasnt so bad after all ive been laughing for 2 days straight at these jokes

I do hate black people and non males though

>mfw pyramids

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A negroni is one third Gin, one third , one third campari, one third red vermouth. Not prosecco.

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One third campari*

The fuck you laughing at? Learn your cocktails.

Can someone explain this? I’m feeling like a cuck for not getting it

Nvm just reread the beginning of your sentence.

He was speaking about a variation of the negroni (my favorite drink).

kek

Based

lol

its probably french names made american, theyre from Louisiana.

why would they do that?

WHOOOOOOOOOMSTVE

A simple mix drink like gin tonic or whisky highball will do the job - nothing too fancy, but not out of place in any 'going out' situation

negroni sbagliato is with prosecco u pleb. Thats the classic youre referring to.

campari, red vermouth and prosecco is sbagliato. The classic negroni can be a bit heavy.

I recommend all drinkers to try
2parts bourbon
2parts Montenegro
2parts aperol
2parts lime or lemon juice
shaken with ice, served in a coupe glas. Dont serve with ice

>2parts Montenegro

Balcan wars all over again

"This device will tell you who is the real father."

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