Live action when?

Based

*chair clattering*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Not soon enough.

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Bitch is a stick and unfit for the role.

instagram.com/w.ulfie/?hl=en
She's okay. Nothing special though.

cosplay or porno?

Nice African tribal boob job

>plastic ass

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AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>art hoe #99239218822
meh

Does anyone else know that emotion you feel when you realize you don't have a girlfriend yet want one, especially when looking at pictures of cute and sexy women?

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this but with cute and funny girls instead

Rather see this first

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That's fucking gross. What's with you "hurr look at my African queen" nigger spammers?

wtf i love black people now

t. Paddy O'Hoolihan

Sorry. Can't surpass the original.

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ay caramba...

Christ.

already made 14 years ago

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>this is the face she makes when she sits on my face

>this is what americans find attractive

What does native american pusy smell like?

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chili cheese fritos

Alcohol

Corn, squash or climbing beans depending on how many sisters she had.

A film about white saviors? Oh no no no.

I'm starting to see why the Spaniards bleached the continent.

WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU FIND THESE?
GOD DAMN
BOY
FUUUCK
CHRIST ALL MIGHTY

>remaking literal perfection
fuck off

Oh hey that's pretty go-
>obvious fake ass

Zoomers are fucking stupid, just leave'm be, day of rope is coming to them all.

rotten vomit

beans, beans, and more beans

Fine user, happy?

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Stop making threads with the inferior cosplay and the inferior model as the OP.

>herp derp but she's black

She looks more like the character, is a more attractive female, and has a better costume.

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this is wrong

No, it isn't. Every statement and clause is correct.

nope

right
Nicki Minaj should play Chel

>appropriating Latin culture
what won’t they steal, bros?

just so you all know thats a guy

Your heart

dear lord

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a job, a fat lip, and a black eye

She looks like she smells like almonds

wrong
;_;

Maria de Guadalupe

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gay

Cocoa Butter*

ill slide my dick in and out of her vag till i cum if you know what i mean

>appropriating Latin culture
This is meant to be pre-latin actually

Nah sorry I didn't catch your drift

"she" has a penis

>he thinks that’s beautiful

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Live action when?

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fpbp

No

how did they get away with this?

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literally me

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>live-action version of colonists doing colonial things

Yeah, prepare for the shitstorm.

>laughs in flat rectangular ass

>laughs in tumor monkey ass

>I can not fucking wait until she passes her prime and is all used up

Too good for Hollywood, they'd butcher my boy.

I SEND THE THUNDER FROM THE SKY, I SEND THE FIRE RAINING DOWN

>fake tits
>fake ass that looks like old tire
>walk weirdly so it can jiggle as much as it can
good thing i didn't ate breakfast yet

The Ten Commandments exist.

That's a vink, who would actually play the sex girl in the film.

and this is a remake thread, whats your point?

My point is that if you want to see a live action version of that story you have several options to choose from already.

but user, she's a nigger.

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kill every nigger & shitskin

user, sexy women are offensive nowadays!
toxic edgy roidbag abominations are fine tho

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do the needful sirs and give sauce plox

Won't happen because live action adaptations only exist to punish us and make us doubt the existence of God.

This one

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they'd maker her squat, fat, and ugly as sin in a live action remake just to punish the men who could otherwise enjoy her appearance

tbf the hulk is a literal radioactive monster

We all know this feel. This is why we watch movies, play video games and read manga in order to cope.

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You just know she sucked his dick

Latinas are aesthetically superior to every other race

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Is this post satire?

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"latinas" are only somewhat attractive because the amount of White DNA they have..

Without that they'd be the 4ft10 stumpy dwarves that the europeans found.

>they'd be the 4ft10
Absolutely perfect height for a woman.

enjoy your 5ft2 sons.

I don't give a fuck about what my sons will look like, once I'm out of here, it's their problem.

I don't think she's wearing panties.

simply disgusting

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WE

Why do they always have that droopy-eyed downs syndrome look?

Witnessed
Also fpbp

What a total faggot

based closet homo

they won't steal my job, or my desire to care for my offspring

>...The same childhood friend reported in a letter that Columbus had provided one of the captured indigenous women to him. He wrote, "While I was in the boat, I captured a very beautiful Carib woman, whom the said Lord Admiral gave to me. When I had taken her to my cabin she was naked-as was their custom. I was filled with a desire to take my pleasure with her and attempted to satisfy my desire. She was unwilling, and so treated me with her nails that I wished I had never begun. But-to cut a long story short-I then took a piece of rope and whipped her soundly, and she let forth such incredible screams that you would not have believed your ears. Eventually we came to such terms, I assure you, that you would have thought that she had been brought up in a school for whores."

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imagine my disappointment looking her up and finding out this is literally the only good picture of her. she also talks like a stereotypical thot.

be still my throbbing boner

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>ywn whip a caribbean slave girl into such submission that she immediately becomes your willing whore

You just know they'd butcher the fuck out of this movie.

What are some good movies or video games for comfy tropical caribbean adventures?

crash bandicoot

You're are both faggots. Women are delicious in all flavors. (Except Abo, of course.)

Based and normie pilled.

Risen 2: Dark Waters was heavily Caribbean themed and had a ton of comfy piracy and Caribbean colonialism feels to it, but had fantasy elements as well.

Hey Arnold:
>Rhonda needs money and has to work as a street walker to help her family out

www.archiveofourown.org/works/10190687

>Rhonda and her boytoy force Phoebe into a threesome

www.archiveofourown.org/works/7838134

Resident Evil:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/7794544

www.archiveofourown.org/works/7794475

Teen Titans:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/12842055

Recess:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/7884013

Scooby Doo:
archiveofourown.org/works/9908609

www.archiveofourown.org/works/9908669 (Same story but futa)

Sonic the Sissyhog:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/11778270

www.archiveofourown.org/works/11798901

www.archiveofourown.org/works/11923920

www.archiveofourown.org/works/12323790

Mortal Kombat:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/9800783 (Futanari)

Weekenders:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/9499943

King of the Hill:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/9908747

"Spending Mother's Day with Mrs. Parr" is my latest work, which also has a futa on male version

There was an ok looking half-abo once, but she hit the wall pretty quick and looks more abo-ish these days.

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What a shame. What a cursed people.

A shame that it fucking sucks, even comapred to Risen 1 which was already a massive step down from Gothic.

Contrary to popular memes, latinas hit the wall faster than white girls. White people are resistant to the negative effects to consuming too much oil and sugar. The effects are delayed for at least 5 to 10 years. A latina on the same diet will balloon up to a pimply midget goblin and once that happens they will literally never recover.

Its called Steatopygia senpai. It's real.

Hey Arnold:
>Rhonda needs money and has to work as a street walker to help her family out

www.archiveofourown.org/works/10190687

>Rhonda and her boytoy force Phoebe into a threesome

www.archiveofourown.org/works/7838134

Resident Evil:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/7794544

www.archiveofourown.org/works/7794475

Teen Titans:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/12842055

Recess:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/7884013

Scooby Doo:
archiveofourown.org/works/9908609

www.archiveofourown.org/works/9908669 (Same story but futa)

Sonic the Sissyhog:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/11778270

www.archiveofourown.org/works/11798901

www.archiveofourown.org/works/11923920

www.archiveofourown.org/works/12323790

Mortal Kombat:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/9800783 (Futanari)

Weekenders:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/9499943

King of the Hill:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/9908747

"Spending Mother's Day with Mrs. Parr" is my latest work, which also has a futa on male version

this, its just Mediterranean looking women

youtu.be/D7aiXUCpy3Q?t=340

that thiccness, allahu akbar and jesus our saviour!

But Europeans have also been stumpy dwarves until they developed enough to feed themselves properly during growth phases as a child. Your size is not entirely genetics, a large aspect of it is also how you grow up.

This might actually be the most retarded post i've ever witnessed on this site.

Partly because you're serious, partly because you're probably short yourself and don't want to blame genetics.. and partly because you're in complete denial and are probably Asian.

"Your size is not entirely genetics, a large aspect of it is also how you grow up."

Unless you're malnourished.. it has EVERYTHING to do with genetics. We regularly dig up 6ft+ skeletons in Europe, it was less common than these days sure.. But 100% of the science is clear that differences in height between groups of people is genetic.

It's always an adventure to go on Yea Forums. Fucking hell, m8.

>the way she lifts her leg off of him

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No that guy, but a friend of mine from a Moroccan family who grew up in Germany is taller than her parents and all her siblings (of which there are a lot), and the size of her siblings gradually increases proportionally to the share of their childhoods they spent in Germany. Granted, none of them are dwarves, but there very much seems to be a strict causal connection between tall people and rich countries. Except maybe Nilotes, I guess.

Pic source?

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black women are never attractive

sooo what's this video?

>this was white people
>white men now get whipped by blackies and latinos into becoming whores
Fucking hilarious

This is all about genetic potential, USA and Netherlands have both seen their nutrition increase massively over the last 150 years. The Average American man got 6cms taller in that time, while dutch men grew 20cms on average.

If you're genetically predisposed to being short, force feeding yourself when you're growing up won't make you tall. It will make you taller than you would have been otherwise. Hope that makes sense.

You'd be disappointed if they'd do a live action version. She would have more clothes and she'd be flatter.

Well, yeah. It's partially about genetics, partially about nourishment. I think the discussion is just how large the shares are.

This saddens and angers me on several levels. Conflicting levels.

Horseface

Don't remind me of it

Crying is easier than taking action, I see.

It's mostly about genetics, partially about nourishment.

Imagine being this wrong

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they recently (within the past couple years?) did a study about why the dutch are so tall. turns out the already obvious answer was that dutch girls don't fuck manlets and practically only fuck you if you're over 6 feet, unlike muttmerican women who were perfectly fine with 5'9 king of manlets.

what the fuck is wrong with this ugly bitches face? she looks like Odo from DS9

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Tend to agree. German-Brazilian mix is probably peak human aesthetic.

That's how primitive peoples both need and want to be treated, though. Anthropologists have seen that women of the Amazon tribes would actually become depressed if their husbands did not beat them from time to time.

i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/305/209/073.gif

Based roasties improving the genetic fitness of the local populace.

>primitive peoples
You mean women, you troglodyte.

I don't wanna burst your bubble.. But women in all countries prefer taller men. Doesn't explain why Dutch are the tallest group of people on earth. Natural selection argument was debunked.

It's simply the calcium and all the cheese and milk they grow up on.
Retards.

Hurr durr muh cheese and milk.. Yeah we just need to feed the pygmies and chinese children a steady diet of cheese and calcium pills to make them same height as dutch people!!!!!
It's genetics retards.

Live action you say?

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>The Average American man
you have to realize that non-whites and central-south american mutts skew the fuck out of the national "average" in america. if you look at localized regions of the US with high scandi descent like the upper midwest, places with only 5-10% non-white populations, you get male height averages of 5'11 to 6 feet, more on par with somewhere like the Netherlands.

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>all the nazi larpers in this thread pretending not to find this atractive
yikes and a big oof

Based AND unironically redpilled

based boomer

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Then explain how people in Europe gradually grew in average over time alongside the betterment of the quality of their food and the decline of general poverty/malnutrition.
Retard.

Gay

>it's calcium dude
lmao yea, because calcium is only located in the one scandinavian region of earth.

this is a matter of women saying one thing but doing another in practice. they say they want tall men (and insecure men take this to heart and believe it as gospel) but in practice women will choose mates about 6 inches taller than themselves. there isn't a single study done on height differentials between mates that supports the idea that women only go for relatively tall men.

they’re all closet fags jerking off to traps

>not liking plastic bimbos with cottage cheese ass means you're a nazi larper
wew tyrone

>Anthropologists have seen that I actually become depressed if my waifu of the Amazon tribes do not beat me from time to time.

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Impotent

>explain why the average height grew when people stopped having stunted growth from malnutrition

What is there to explain? Retard..

There have been many Asian people in European countries for a century now.. And guess what lad, they're still on average shorter than their White counterparts.

reddit spacing

>destroyed with facts and logic

>low IQ brain (which is also measurably different between groups)

>muh reddit spacing

The champagne of victory.

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Remember when cartoons for young children had a level of sincere artistry? It seems like a lifetime ago now.

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NON-WHITE MANLET COPE

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based
have sex

gross but delicious at the same time

Jennifer Lopez would like to have a word with you, contrarian faggot

I have attained a deeper understanding of the world.
Thank you Yea Forums.

Underrated

I don't get it

This made me laugh

go back to facebook

>that amount of makeup and plastic nose
Yeah, no, I don't want to touch that, peel it and realize there's literally a dude behind

>I love an ass made out of used tires

>latinas hit the wall faster than white girls
Only the ones with a lot of native genes

Eimi Fukada, she has more plastic that all Kpop combined

Thank god such level of artificiality is not the norm in JAV

but Columbus never raped any natives! these are jewish lies to discredit a great man!

No they're not, they're ugly inside and out. Even the blackqueen fetish had more reality it in it than the Latina one.

t. Mexican in US

Um, no, sweetie.

Lucky god

Ugly spic

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> those hairs near ear
SO UGLY

it's his grandchild, retard

There’s more black people in Latin America than North America

>he doesn’t like qt spic mini sideburns
gay

>latin
that character is supposed tp exist before the colonization