User, you liked the prequels, right?

>why cant you see drywall and plaster patches
im going to 100% guess your skin color

I'm tempted to believe you based on this pic

I liked the middle one.

Bare midriff Hershlag might have had something to do with that.

whats impractical about the clone armour

the fact that its completely CGI and a suit was never made?

I'm sure she's had some work done, probably nothing too hardcore tho. Probably some botox or something like that. She might end up looking like cat lady by the time she's 60 tho

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> Focus more on the Anakin Obiwan connection
That really would have been hard to do in two films. In order to do it right, you'd have to have started it in the first film, which would mean starting out with teenage Anakin (as originally planned) and ditching the whole Qui-Gon business.

which is unfortunate since I really liked the psuedo grey jedi thing that Qui-Gon has going on.

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Maybe if you improve your references?

Yeah, Ewan McGregor was a cute, CUTE!

Yeah, Qui-Gon was one of the better parts of TPM. But in the end, my assessment of the prequels as a whole is that most of the problems (with the story, anyway) are the end result of Lucas trying to cram way too many plot ideas into three films.

The same thing could have happened with the original trilogy as well, but for several people around Lucas helping him to streamline the films (just look at the unused material that was shot for Star Wars and Empire and you'll see what I mean).

Then I suppose it was just too many Yes-men orbiting Lucas.

Shame because with a few tweaks the prequels could have been an amazing.

>which is unfortunate since I really liked the psuedo grey jedi thing that Qui-Gon has going on
Episode One could have started with Anakin and Obi-Wan as Qui-Gon's padawans. Both would be the same age and both would rebel against the jedi code in their own ways due to their master's greyness. This would present a better reason for Anakin's openness to the dark side. The film could follow episode one's plot minus tattooine, and adjusting for a Jedi Anakin. Add in a love triangle between Anakin/Padme/Obi-Wan and you have ez conflict to cause Anakin's dark emotions. Maybe Anakin is a prideful prodigy who becomes furious when Padme falls for the less-talented but down-to-earth Obi-Wan, and after countless failures he resorts to dark jedi mind control or something to make Padme love/fugg him. But Luke is still Obi-Wan's son in the end, unbeknowst to pretty much everyone.

It's fairly simple.

The Republic doesn't function because certain elements within it are caricaturally greedy and are basically muscling around smaller systems.

Turns out these elements are lead by a Sith lord who is trying to purposefully destabilize the Republic as a revenge for a millennia old feud with the jedi.

Turns out this Sith lord was a chancellor all along and used this fabricated conflict to get elected to a position of supreme chancellor and then turned the Republic into the Empire.

The issue of course is that all three movies are played out as a whudunnit stories instead of presenting all of this straight up. So you're chasing red herrings and clues and whatnot and it just feels cluttered. The basic arc is fairly simple though.

who /royalsweets/ here?

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Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that basic structure. It's just that George threw way, way too much world building and minutiae into the mix along the way. He didn't seem to know when to say enough is enough. The final product is rather like an overdecorated Victorian parlor as a result.

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>get sick
>friend gives me pirated DVDs of PotC: DMC & SW: RotS
>watching those two flicks over and over
>get obsessed with cutting off my arm to get a cool cyborg one like Anakin Skywalker
>would talk about it all the time with my mom who'd get visibly weirded out
Who here /TransHuman/?

I always thought that the Clone Wars part of the movies was way too rushed. The very first battle was at the end of the second movie, and they are almost over when Episode 3 starts up.
I feel like they should have started in Episode 1 and the second movie could have been about the middle part of the war or something. That would also allow for their to be a central villain (the leader of the Confederacy) instead of the merry go round ride of villains that are in the Prequels.

Yes. At a bare minimum, the Clone Wars needed to get underway in the first act of the second film. But that would have required laying the whole groundwork in the first film, so that war was already looming at the end of it. And that in turn would have required not having a long gap between films for Anakin to age.

Instead, the Clone Wars, which had been set up as the centerpiece of Anakin and Obi-Wan's story ever since the original Star Wars, got mostly pushed off into an animated spin-off TV series.

Jake Lloyd was really such a monumental mistake.

Go away you jewish hag.

Lack of imagination and bland mental landscapes like the faggits you triggered

You don't even have to change much of the plot structure of Episode 1 to start the Clone Wars either.
At the start have Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan investigate Kamino instead of the Trade Federaction ship and give some exposition about growing separatist sentiment in the Republic and how someone gave the order for clones to be made. Then have the Confederacy instead of the Trade Federation invade Naboo. Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan get sent there to help rescue the Queen, and the middle part of the movie will be pretty similar. Have Anakin be older, somewhere in his teens. Have Valorum replaced because he can't handle the Confederacy. And at the end have the clones fight the droids and have Qui-Gon killed by Dooku instead of Maul. You now have an entire second movie to do whatever the hell you want with.
Of course you would have to change a few things in this rewrite, but you don't have the mess with the basic structure of the plot that much.

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