FEE FIH FO FUM, I SMELL WAGIES THAT NEED TO GO TO BED

Das me. Just jerked it, now I'm off to bed. Central time even.

t.

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wrong i am 's gf. hes in bed now cuddling

I have meetings at 9am. Stop distracting me.

Dangerously based!

I hate life, it's not worth the effort of having to work so much, there's no fucking reward that's good enough to make up for the time and energy spent working.

That doesn't even rhyme

Fuck you neet I'll stay up an extra 15 minutes just to spite you take that

Being a security guard is scary.

FEE FI FO FUM, GO TO SLEEP WAGIE OR I'LL DROWN YOU IN MY CUM

It use to be having a family and property.

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sysadmins still have to work, you have to manage projects in a way that maximizes you not doing any work in the future while making it seem like you are indispensable to the company at large

>tfw crypto neet

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Bad meter
Come on, I know you can do better

I hate my job but Im too afraid of having to look for another job and not finding anything that isn't as bad or worse than this one. Im always sad and tired.

SHUT UP SHUT UPPPP

how much do you trade?
when did you buy in?
made it enough that I can now try to find a job where I'd work for myself, but cant just retire at current level

better jobs are out there my man, you gotta take the leap.

It's okay in a couple of weeks I'll have my 2 weeks vacation and i'll get paid to do nothing. We'll see who's laughing then.

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>seething insecure NEETs have to keep making these threads

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Poor wagies it's back to your cagie at 8am

>my 2 weeks vacation
fuck me 10 whole working days off!
Ha ha ha ah ha ha ahhahahahhhahahha aha I get 38 days holidays. Are you in a workers 3rd world country like the U.S?

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Lmao
Sure that's definitely better than being on vacation all the time like a NEET (sarcasm).

>tfw never actually used paid time off before

how do

this

Don't you just check how many days your job gives you a year and then tell your boss or HR which week/s you want to take?

If a retard like this can get a job, then the rest of you NEETs have no excuse.

>tfw neet master race for past decade
>going to be a waging as of next week
I’m excited. I might even hold hands with a girl.

I'm 25 have never had a job and never intend to get one

I don't have to wake up early now that YouTube has demonitized my content

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take a deep breath, square your shoulders, give your boss a firm handshake, and beg for a day off. pray that he doesn't fire you on the spot and maybe you can squeeze a three day weekend once every six months. But don't forget you're basically stealing from the company.

super based

as a neet-american I'm going to say that most americans are so pathetic they think that their small-business-tyrant boss is generous for even giving them 2 weeks of vacation and giving them insurance that includes dental coverage (but with copays)

just got off work
drinking guinness, watching shark tank, and shitposting

>implying we WANT a job
lmaoing at ur entire life (of which you'll spend 50% working) right now

if i dont use it it gets paid out to me so i never bothered. but i decided time is more worth it.

I got my first (and current) job at 25. It was okay at first but then it got progressively worse every month and now it's hell.

I work nights, fag

How so many people manage to go from college where you're at your most free point in your life since pre-K to 9-5 office jobs is baffling to me. I'm only interning right now but I can survive knowing school is coming back up. Once I have to work for the next 50 years of my life with nothing to look forward to - I really don't see not killing myself.

why would I want to wagecuck when my Dad is first hand experience of someone who slaved their entire prime away and is now old and tired and doesn't really have anything to show for it? diligently working and being frugal for 30 years has led to a life where the highlight of his day is coming home to watch whatever the latest garbage is on netflix.

>imagine being so browbeaten you think you don't have a right to healthcare your tax-dollars help subsidize.

>b-but muh drug companies (that basically make most of their money off either boner-pills or from government-funded research).

>b-but muh insurance companies (that are basically for-profit parasites with redundant executives running them, but like good little paypigs they'd prefer to pay for some fucktard's yacht than to see that money go to providing healthcare to their fellows).

>the paranoia and autistic xenophobia that makes them "REEEEE" at the thought of non-citizens getting access to healthcare, even while they beg people not to call an ambulance because it's going to bankrupt them, and that their (relative or friend) is coming to pick them up and drive them to the hospital.

>go to bed
>instantly feel a light through the window
>it's time to get up and go to work

Hi yes, im here to shit on NEETs just like the last thread.

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I would unironcally rather be at stalingrad than get a job