This fatass and his complete lack of fashion sense managed to get a girlfriend on an 8 hour flight. What's your excuse?

This fatass and his complete lack of fashion sense managed to get a girlfriend on an 8 hour flight. What's your excuse?

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I'm not a magical POC in a marvel movie

Confidence and he was being himself

Aka have sex

>male fashion sense
lmao

she'll ask the director to film our scenes separately and it would look like we were together in the final cut

Ned should have been Spider-Man

I’m too white to ever attract a cute girl.

t. boomer

how's your male makeup drawer looking?

Show me him getting a cute white gf in real life then I'll cry myself to sleep...

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>lack of fashion sense
they have matching shirts

I don't understand your post. Are you saying that male fashion is stupid or that males are really bad at making themselves look good and picking the right things?

It’s ok man it’s just jewish fairytales

>cute white gf in real life
if he has rich parents it's a done deal

How do I get rich parents?

I live in a world called reality.
Not a delusional world where disney kikes write stupid pandering shit like this.
Also
>he watches capeshit

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He's saying you're fags for caring about fashion

>blonde girl looks uncannily like Gwen Stacy
>green goblin throws her
>spider-man snaps her neck
>nate hates spider-man and knows its peter
>peter is guilty as fuck and probably blamed for murder by JJJ
>drama ensues

Would actually be pretty good

Thank you

>fashion sense
good god you sound like a faggot

It's so sad to see how low the Spiderman trademark has fallen

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>He's saying you're fags for caring about fashion

poor neet, his mom probably buys his clothes

If you were in the movie you'd get the same gf because the joke is that he'd never get a date IRL

That's what happens to everything Disney touches